Dress to be a celebrity

Gasoline cans are a good thing.

When designing the gasoline barrel, Song Shi could clearly recall the width and height of the oil barrel, and the position of each ring-shaped protrusion on the barrel without looking up the information.This does not depend on his scientific literacy, but on his deep memory of buying roasted sweet potatoes and roasted corn on the side of the road countless times when he was young.

At that time, he thought the old oil barrels were unhygienic, so he ate them while worrying about them; now, although he is sitting in the warehouse full of new oil barrels that have never been filled with oil, no matter how safe they are, he can no longer eat corn and sweet potatoes up.

I don't know if he can catch up with Columbus and discover the New World in his lifetime...

Forget it, with such advanced technology in his previous life, centenarians are quite rare, let alone in this era.

Song Shi was full of regrets and couldn't tell, so he decided to turn around regardless of whether Mr. Yang used it or not. He had to pick out an oil cylinder and transform it into an oven. Afterwards, he would roast taro when he received taro, and roast yam when he received yam.

His father’s subordinates when he was working in Guangxi and the merchants under his rule are still willing to give him gifts. Every year, Dalipu taro, which cannot be held in two hands, is sent to Shaanxi. It is also sweet and soft when eaten, no worse than sweet potatoes. .In previous years, it was either eaten steamed or steamed with braised pork. At most, steamed taro with flour or sanded taro was made. This year, it was roasted whole!

If you can't eat it, cut it into thin slices and bake it, sprinkle some salt, five-spice powder and pepper, it's a meal replacement for potato chips!

He gritted his teeth and thought, while strongly recommending his big oil barrel to Mr. Yang.This thing can not only roast sweet potatoes, but also roast whole sheep. Roasting it vertically means roasting it in the oven, and roasting it horizontally means grilling it on an iron frame. children to eat.

Although there is no chili at this time, there is cumin!Isn't the soul of roast lamb cumin?Sprinkle some cumin, sprinkle some cumin, then sprinkle some salt, and brush it up with the sauce...

Hey, there is no need to wait until the yam comes down to refit this oil barrel oven, it will be replaced immediately, and he wants to invite the governor to have a barbecue!Roast and eat now, the kind with a big cattail fan!If adults don't eat it, he can eat it himself!

Before the oil drum oven was made, the brick oven specially installed by the government government chef for the magistrate fell out of favor.

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Two days later, Zhou Zhenfu came to Fucheng with a box of gunpowder in person. Mr. Song also prepared several new oil barrels of different sizes. One of the big ones was dug open, and a grill was installed in it, ready for lunch at noon. Have a picnic outside.

Mr. Yang didn't say anything, but Zhou Zhenfu liked his grill very much, and offered to suggest: "Your officer has brought a few old soldiers, and your lord also has sergeants. When we go to the mountain col to try the gunpowder, the mountains will definitely shake." The ground is shaking, and the birds and beasts are wandering around, so let a few people go and catch some wild game, roast it and eat it now."

Song Shi hit it off with him, packed two more baskets of smokeless charcoal, and asked Zhou Zhenfu to put the medicine into the high-end anti-vibration car of their government office, and the three of them went back to the testing ground for gasoline.

When they arrived at the barren stone field, the old soldiers under Zhou Zhenfu lifted the medicine box from the car, carefully took out a pack of medicine, asked Song Shi for the smallest oil barrel, and put the gunpowder to the side of the barrel little by little. Spin it into the mouth.Master Yang and Zhou Zhenfu stood by and watched, the two discussed and ordered the soldiers to pour how much.

Although Song Shi had the most right to speak, he couldn't speak at this time and could only watch the two bosses fight.Zhou Zhenfu used half his life's experience to persuade him: "How can this medicine not be compacted? My lord doesn't remember that Taizu filled a coffin with gunpowder, dug a tunnel and buried it under a certain city, blowing down a section of the city wall several feet long. ..."

Master Yang said: "That consumes a lot of medicine. I am trying to save medicine. The day before yesterday, I saw Master Song's deep pot for popcorn. After it was extremely hot, I didn't need to put a single dose of medicine in it. The fried rice flew out..."

The two experts led a group to discuss, and their confidants led the only honest civil servant here to the big rock dozens of steps away, and told him to hide it and not to go out——

When the gunpowder explodes, it can shake the heavens and the earth.Usually, when lighting firecrackers, it is often heard that people are injured, and iron pipes as thick as cannons can explode... At the beginning of the Kingdom, Taizu used gunpowder to blow up several large cities, and the people in the city were shocked. The seven orifices bleed to death!

Those sergeants were afraid that Song Shi would be injured in the front due to his incompetence, so they tried to make it as serious as possible, and described the deeds of their time traveler, Senior Zheng, as the same as Journey to the West, with smoke and explosion effects wherever they pointed.

Song Dynasty history (and cultural tourism) expert Shi has regarded Taizu as an idol since he came here, and has read many articles praising and commemorating him, as well as folklore and operas, and he has heard these soldiers many times.But no matter how much he listened to, it didn’t stop him from liking to listen to these things. He liked to use Taizu’s legendary experience to encourage himself:

In the future, there will be travelers like them who can also recognize him as a senior, and then regard him and Taizu as guiding lights and continue along their path.Maybe a few hundred years later, someone will make a big Zheng decipher, and decipher that they all traveled from the future world of the parallel space...

In Song Dynasty, the more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and suddenly he wanted to express his passion by chanting a poem.

Just as he was about to speak, he heard the soldier next to him speak passionately: "My Taizu recited a poem on the spot: Cherish the Qin Emperor, Hanwu, and lose literary talent..."

Song Shi also slowly recited this line of poems, imagining in his mind that when Senior Zheng was chasing the Mongolian and Yuan Dynasties in the north, he read in front of the soldiers of the two armies, "A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, only knows how to bend a bow and shoot a big eagle". The scene of the poem.

It's really the ultimate of the hero of Shuangwen!

Although he can't be that kind of male protagonist Shuangwen, he can support this big Zheng with his own hands, so that the world can be upgraded as quickly as the male protagonist Shuangwen, and he can be convinced by the aura of the king.

As if echoing his thoughts in the distant testing ground, there was an explosion, and the smell of gunpowder smoke rolled up to his nose along with the strong wind of the explosion.

The soldiers around who were still talking about ancient times all stopped and stretched their necks to look into the field. The two superiors came out from behind another rock, half covering their ears with their hands, looking at the results excitedly.

There was too little medicine in it, and the explosion was not too strong. The lid of the barrel was washed out by the airflow first, smashing a rock on the opposite side.The oil barrel on the ground also exploded, but there were no fragments splashed, and some nearby rocks were also smashed by the air waves. There were still residual medicines burning on the ground, and the air was filled with thick ash smoke.

Several sergeants picked up the mountain rock, and also picked up a limp flower snake from a nearby rock gap.Regardless of the dirt, the two adults came forward to look at the snake, and saw that its bones were soft, there was no external injury, and it looked as if it had been shocked to death. Master Yang felt very satisfied.

But Zhou Zhenfu felt that it was better to fill it up, pinched the snake's eyes and looked around eagerly, trying to find someone to support him.

Song Shi looked at him with a smile, met his gaze on purpose, then went up to care about the snake in Zhou Zhenfu's hand, and spoke his mind for him: "This barrel is not strong enough, it was blown up early, and the gas in it expanded. Afterwards, the pressure was not strong enough. I just heard from the sergeants that the Taizu used to bury boxes of gunpowder in the soil in the past to have the effect of blowing up the city. Why don’t we try to bury this barrel as well?”

But their Dazheng ruled the world long ago, and they were the one defending the city in the war against the captives. Why do they need to bury the explosive barrels?Aren't you afraid that if you bury it too close, when it explodes, it will spread to the city wall and harm your own people?

Song Shi smiled resolutely.

What is buried in the ground is not only the coffin that bombed the city, but also unscrupulous artillery and landmines.

With the test results in front of him as a foreshadowing, Song Shi persuaded the two adults to cut off the obstructing barrel lid and bury it in the soil for use as a cannon.There is no need to think about landmines, because there is no primer right now, and the effect of making landmines is not good enough.

His reasons for persuading Governor Yang are all ready-made: "Since we are stupid at the moment and can't think of a way to improve, we should follow the example of the sages. And in the case of the Northern Expedition, who can compare with the use of ordnance and gunpowder?" Taizu of this dynasty?"

——Although Senior Zheng's "innovation" is actually a reference to the story of Zeng Guoquan's bombing of Nanjing City.