Dress to be a celebrity

Not only did he dare to call him father and mother, but he also dared to call him elder brother and sister-in-law. He blatantly regarded himself as the Song family.

The two sisters-in-law had long been deeply impressed by the scene that the male sister-in-law had made, and knew that he was determined to get along with Song Shi.Now it's not easy to call him brother Huanxian like before the quarrel, and it's not easy to call him third brother and sister, let alone third brother-in-law, so I have to look at Song Shi, call him "third brother" and ask him what his plans are.

Sitting in front of Song Shi, Huan Ling answered "yes" quite naturally, and said considerately, "Shi Guan'er and I also became sworn brothers in our house. I am a few years older than him. Brothers and sisters-in-law are called sisters-in-law. My third brother is fine."

Song Shi saw that the corners of his brothers' mouths were twitching, and he was about to reject him from entering the Song family's ranking in the next second, so he hurried up and said something nice for him: "Just call it that, it's hard to return Third Brother Huan to Third Brother Huan, it's so troublesome Yes, tell the third brother to pronounce one less word."

His second brother snorted coldly: "One more word won't tire anyone. If you marry a girl, we will also be called third siblings!"

Huan Ling said politely: "Then you can just call them by their first names as your elder brother and sisters-in-law like. It's a family no matter what you call them."

He has a low eyebrow and is pleasing to the eye, like a docile and docile little daughter-in-law, and a marriage that has been promised to his son in front of the emperor for a lifetime, and now it cannot be broken.Mrs. Song always had some pity for him, so she ordered her sons to be less critical, and called him to sit down with Song Shi, and asked them how many days they planned to stay this time.

When Song Shi returned home, his wings were shaking, and he said triumphantly, "We will go home and live when we have nothing to do, but sometimes we have to go back to dispense medicine. The medicine is poisonous, and it is more convenient to live in Huan's house."

This child, like a few days ago, came back on his own and got it, so why bring someone here.

When Mr. Song saw this tall and burly daughter-in-law, he was not pleasing to the eye, so he pursed his lips and snorted.What is the use of a man and daughter-in-law living at home?Is it energy source salt rice?Can support the court?

Of course you can't.

Although I can't do these things, I can teach my nephews to read and count.When others marry a talented woman, they can only teach articles at most, but he is a talented woman with both arts and sciences, and he can do it well.

He also brought a fairy prescription for massage for the two nieces, a secret method of the palace, which can cure all diseases.

Song Shi rubbed his hands, smiled and said to his second sister-in-law: "Our Xiaohuan also copied a book on how to massage a child, and let him... er, forget it, I'll do it, his hands are heavy in martial arts, Let me teach my sister-in-law how to do this. The eldest sister and the second sister are still young, so it is good for your health to hold them in your arms and massage them."

Xiao Huan rested his chin on his hand and looked at him with a smile.His elder brother was a little embarrassed, and rebuked him meanly: "That's your brother-in-law, what big Huan Xiaohuan, no big or small!"

Cough, it's easy to say, and I speak quickly.

By the way, when will the nieces get their names?The two children are almost one year old, and they can talk, but can't afford a nicer name?

The second sister-in-law smiled shyly, and his second brother said above: "In the future, I will always adopt a sister for you, waiting for you to take it."

Song Shi himself had never chosen a nice name, and the names borrowed from later generations were always disliked by others. He was not very confident in this aspect, so he waved his hands and said, "I'm afraid it won't be a good choice. The name I chose came from home to the capital. Few people are willing to call. Our family’s adoptive family can occupy a 'Xin You' anyway, let's wait until the niece is older and decide whether to marry or recruit at home."

How can there be such a thing, it is also good to have a nickname, and it is also good to let the girls have a three-yuan style.

It happened that they came back early, and the niece was not asleep yet, so the second sister-in-law took him—and Huan Ling by the way—to her room, and showed them the two children.

The eldest sister and the second sister also just ate some custard and batter, but they didn't fall asleep. They were lying on the kang and playing energetically under the care of the wet nurse.He is not afraid of strangers when he meets people. If he is called Sanshu, he will be called Sanshu, and if he is called Huan Sanshu, he will be called Huan Sanshu, and he will also be called mother.

At a young age, he speaks quite clearly, can walk two steps, and then stumbles into the arms of his parents.

Song Shi took off his overcoat, asked for water and soap, washed his hands and face with Huan Ling, and then went up to pick up a child—yo, it was quite heavy.

I don't know if this little chubby girl is the eldest sister or the second sister, it makes people laugh when they hug her, she is so cute.He held the child up and down a few times, seeing his niece laughing louder and louder, he also smiled unconsciously, handed the child to Huan Ling who was watching, and went to hug the other one.

This one is a little quieter, but not honest, holding on to his turban and trying to put it in his mouth.Song Shi was so frightened that he quickly pulled the towel off and threw it on the table behind him. He grabbed the child's hand and said, "Baby, let's not eat this, it's dirty."

However, children eating indiscriminately is a common problem in the oral period. It is best for adults not to forcefully stop it, let alone scare the child.Wash their hands usually, don't let them bite dirty things, and clean their mouths with wet gauze sooner or later...

He said one thing after another, and the posture of picking up the child is quite decent, which sounds quite bluffing.Looking at Huan Ling again, he also looks used to holding children, not like a novice, it seems that he really learned the secret method of taking care of children from the nurse in the palace.

He hugged him so skillfully, the elder sister didn't even look uncomfortable in his arms, and they were all embarrassed to ask for a child back.

The old lady took Aunt Ji and the eldest daughter-in-law to watch the fun, seeing the younger son and the nephew of the Huan family who didn't know whether to call her daughter-in-law or son-in-law so skillfully, she felt a little pity for them.

They are all big boys, who doesn't want children?The two men couldn't give birth again, so they had to hug their niece and daughter to live a dry life.

Her heart couldn't help turning to the younger son's side, and she said, "The eldest sister's nickname is Shi Guan'er, and the second sister can be called Uncle Huan. After all, they are now considered to be Family, your brother has the same name as him."

His Third Uncle Huan was elated, as if he were his own father, he gently hugged the eldest sister in his arms, then went to see the second sister in Song Shi's arms, and said: "At that time, the official will take one first, and I will follow you to take it."

Song Shi remembered that when he hugged Eldest Sister just now, she felt that she had a solid body, with a small round face, small arms and legs like lotus root joints, and chubby, why not call her Huanhuan.

She is a chubby beauty like Yang Yuhuan, and in the future she can be a golden-fingered winner like Zhen Huan.

As soon as the name was called out, the whole family looked at Huan Ling, but Huan Ling still gave the second sister a name in a serious manner: "Then the second sister is called Yuanyuan, reunion, and a beautiful life."

Nope!

Yuanyuan is okay, but Huanhuan is not allowed!

Even Mrs. Fan couldn't help sighing: "It didn't take so much effort for your father to name the three of you. Even if you don't pay attention to it, you can't give your niece the name of the elder!"

His father snorted coldly from the main room: "It's not that it's not particular, it's that it's too particular. When I asked him to give him a nickname, I only read the word Huan in my heart!"

The son didn't live up to it, and after only a few months of breaking his sleeves, he went from pretending to be friends with him in order to avoid disaster in front of the Holy Master, to becoming unable to get around him even by naming his niece!

In two years, this son will have to marry a chicken and go with the chicken!

Mrs. Song would vomit blood just thinking about it, but thanks to his son's cleverness, he immediately changed the name of the eldest sister to "Zhenzhen", which slightly eased the bitterness of his parents, brother and sister-in-law.

In order to make everyone forget the name "Huan Huan", Song Shi hurriedly gave the niece in his arms to the second sister-in-law, and asked Huan Ling to return the eldest niece to the second brother, and instructed them on the technique and position of touching.

The two stared at his gestures carefully, and the wet nurse, adoptive mother, and even his mother, aunt, and sister-in-law all followed him to watch, silently remembering what he said about the imperial court.

Song Shi taught them a massage, and took out the massage tutorial in the luggage after leaving the inner room.There is also a sketch of his face in it. Although it is simple, the body proportions are in line with the anatomy, and the smile on his face is also real and cute. Mr. Song reluctantly praised him as "the drawing is not bad".

My son knew that when they were officials, they could at most draw landscapes, orchids and bamboos, and color a few insects and birds, but figure painting was not something that scholars should learn, it must be drawn by real court secretaries.

Song Shiman received his compliment proudly, and then gave Huan Ling credit: "Brother Huan is not only good at massage techniques, but also good at arithmetic. In addition to Brother Lin, our family has already started reading scriptures, Brother Ting and Brother Xiao Are you still in enlightenment, do you need to learn some arithmetic? When I first learned "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", I had a hard time learning it. Later, there will be more difficult "Zhoupi Suanjing", "Nine Chapters of Mathematics", etc. Huan Sange can teach them."

Although these are not tested in the scientific examination, if a scholar reads as a rotten Confucian who knows nothing but scriptures, he will not be able to write any structured articles in the future.

He himself studied with Teacher Huan and Huan Ling and his son for six or seven years before being admitted to the number one scholar.This example is so convincing that Mr. Song couldn't help but fool around. After all, he handed over the three grandchildren who didn't even understand the sage books to the male daughter-in-law.

Song Shi and Huan Ling went back to the yard to prepare textbooks, pens and ink, and waited for their nephews to come and teach primary school mathematics from scratch.

Don't be too superficial, anyway, these children have learned addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and the ninety-nine multiplication table is memorized since childhood. Let's start with the four operations in "Fourth Grade Mathematics Volume [-]", and talk about it when you encounter it Concept of fractions and decimals.

Huan Ling was also a beginner in these symbols, so Song Shi simply asked him to sit at the same table with his nephews, pointing at Uncle Huan to fool the children: "Your Third Uncle Huan is the censor of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, who specially monitors whether you are serious about your lectures , The answer is correct or wrong. I will save a few questions after I finish the lecture, and you have finished writing the third uncle Jiaohuan's judgment. If you make a lot of mistakes, the imperial censor will punish you."

The two youngest children don't know what the censor does. After all, Song Lin has read the scriptures seriously and can take the two exams in two years, so he naturally knows the responsibilities of the censor.

While his uncle finished the sample questions and took Huan Yushi out to ventilate, Brother Xiao Song frightened the two younger brothers by himself: "The Yushi can impeach even high-ranking officials, although it is not enough to impeach us to the emperor, but the writing is not good. To tell our parents, uncles and aunts..."

Not only tell parents, parents also have to take care of it!

The third uncle sincerely asked him to take care of them, maybe he would be the first to punish them after hearing the complaint from the third uncle Huan, and then tell his parents... I don't know if begging grandma will help.

The three children tried their best to check the questions in the room, for fear of being picked up by Huan Ling, but they didn't know that Huan Yushi was a man who didn't care about business. When he came to him, he really buried Song Shi's hard work.

Song Shi shook his head with a smile, and educated him confidently: "You child doesn't know how to maintain a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Look at yourself. Back then, you had to stand up to your grandfather, and you would be reprimanded. Every time Mr. Huan sees me, he always feels that I am Abducting his good grandson, I feel aggrieved. How can this be a healthy family relationship?

"You have to be like me. It's better to betray you in front of my parents. In front of you...you are virtuous, so I don't need to coax you. Anyway, doesn't my mother love you now? My father is just stubborn, and we will see later We lived a good life when we were young, and we will not say anything anymore."

Huan Ling listened to his nonsense, cooperated with "um" a few times, raised his hand to trace his flying eyebrows, and asked in a low voice in his ear: "Did Shi Guaner just admit that she is my grandfather's grandson-in-law? "

...How can this child focus on the key points indiscriminately!