Dressed as a wealthy dude and spoiled

Song Jingyao felt very frustrated.

Originally, I wanted to flirt with Shen Xiuzhu, let him see how gay he is, and see how shy and bewildered he is.But I didn't expect that this guy looked serious on the surface, but he was actually a super boring man!Show off!

The last time I did a sexy dance, I was pressed on my legs and spanked like a child, and I was so embarrassed.

Song Jingyao pursed his lips, very unwilling, still secretly rubbing his hands, trying to find a special way to get back on the stage.

On the weekend, Song Jingyao took Shen Xiuzhu back to Song's house for dinner. Of course, Song's mother was very concerned about how they got along.Although they lived together before, but now their identities are different, and of course the way of getting along has also changed. The closer the distance, the easier it is to have friction.

Song's mother said: "Yaoyao was spoiled by us since he was a child. He is self-willed and has a bad temper. What did he do wrong? Xiuzhu, please bear with me and tell me. I will talk about him."

On the surface, these words were saying that Song Jingyao was bad and that was bad, but the implication was obviously to protect him, and he didn't want his pet child to be wronged when he got married.

Shen Xiuzhu shook his head: "No, Yaoyao has a very good personality."

This was said so sincerely that Song's mother was embarrassed. She didn't know the temperament of her little devil king, who jumped up and down every day, and never knew how to write the word "suffering".

As they talked back and forth, Song Jingyao, the person involved, was dissatisfied and subconsciously complained, "Mom, why do you think I'm wrong? Shen Xiuzhu is the one who beat me the day before yesterday!"

Mother Song was startled: "He hit you?!"

She was so scared that she hurried to Song Jingyao, grabbed his arm and wanted to see the wound, "Where did he hit you? Is it serious? Have you been to the hospital? Let me see!"

Even Song's father, who usually had no right to speak at home, was angry, and stared at Shen Xiuzhu, as if he wanted to beat someone up.How dare you beat your own son before you get the license?I never beat him!It's okay if you don't get the certificate, this marriage is over!

Mother Song was worried and anxious.As soon as Song Jingyao blurted out, he regretted it.I was beaten, but that position is too embarrassing to say, and it doesn't hurt too much, of course there is no wound.Being grabbed and asked by Song's mother so nervously, he blushed and hesitated guiltily, but couldn't tell why.

After a long silence, Song's father and Song's mother also noticed that something was wrong. They were anxious when they heard it just now, but do you think that your son is the kind of person who tolerates and wrongs him?If Shen Xiuzhu dared to beat him, he would definitely beat him back violently, and it was impossible for those who bullied him to please him.

But now, neither of them had any obvious injuries, and Yaoyao blushed ambiguously, and it didn't look like they had fought in a tense atmosphere.Instead... it looks slimier than before?The prawns that Yaoyao ate during the meal just now were peeled by Shen Xiuzhu on his own initiative, and people who didn't know were able to use their hands for Yaoyao.

Song's mother probably understood that her son was talking nonsense or making a big fuss, so she patted him angrily, "Can't you let me save some time one day, do you want to scare your mother to death? Get along well with Xiuzhu, Rein in your bad temper, you know?"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to Shen Xiuzhu, "Xiuzhu, I know it must be Yaoyao's nonsense, but you two are men, and if you have friction in your life, you will lose face and refuse to accept softness. What's the matter, don't be impulsive. You can come and talk to us, ah, you know?"

Shen Xiuzhu nodded obediently with a obedient look on his face.

Song's mother was satisfied, and after the meal, she gave Yaoyao a few more sentences before letting him go.

But the Song family's parents couldn't imagine that they went back to the villa, looking like this...

Song Jingyao didn't get the support of his parents in the same camp when he went home, and they all turned to Shen Xiuzhu, the king of Mensao, feeling unhappy.

He was depressed, but Shen Xiuzhu still liked to ask every day, and today was no exception—"When will you do the pole dance?"

Song Jingyao groaned indignantly: "Dancing fart, there are no props."

Shen Xiuzhu was very active, "Then I'll go buy it right away."

Song Jingyao hurriedly held him down, "It's so late, where are you going to come back with the whole steel pipe!"

Shen Xiuzhu looked disappointed, and after a few seconds, he said: "... Otherwise, I will be the pole, and you dance around me?"

Song Jingyao: "..."

Very good, you are the best, you can't be too coquettish.

Under Song Jingyao's strong refusal, Shen Xiuzhu sighed, it was a pity, and said that he would definitely get a steel pipe back tomorrow.

Song Jingyao felt like digging a hole and burying himself.

Lying on the bed after taking a shower at night, Song Jingyao hugged his mobile phone, opened the search engine, and subconsciously typed a string of words—how to flirt with her husband?

Although Song Jingyao is ambitious and full of confidence, he wants to show how gay he is, but the fact is that he is an innocent elementary school chick who was born solo, and he doesn't understand anything, so he can only try to seek refuge with netizens.

But the Internet is complicated, and netizens are generally not very reliable, and they are especially messy.

When it comes to flirting, the topic of filth is inexplicably linked, such as straps, pearl trousers, various props, and so on.

Song Jingyao almost thought he accidentally clicked on a pornographic website, full of small advertisements!

Fuck!People nowadays have so many tricks?So will you play? !

Song Jingyao was shocked!

Just at this moment, Shen Xiuzhu got on the bed, leaned over to his side, and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Song Jingyao was so frightened that he almost threw the phone away and hit him in the face!

He slammed the screen of the phone down, pressed it against his belly, and said expressionlessly, "Oh, it's nothing."

Shen Xiuzhu raised his eyebrows, and glanced at the phone on his belly, "Why don't you read it?"

Song Jingyao: "I lost the game just now, I'm upset, I don't want to watch it."

Shen Xiuzhu was dubious, and let out a long voice.

Then, Song Jingyao took an opportunity to delete the history, closed the browser, turned off the lights and went to sleep.

Not long after, Song Jingyao fell asleep.His sleep quality has always been very good, and he slept soundly with his eyes closed.

And Shen Xiuzhu opened his eyes after he fell asleep, took the mobile phone on the bedside table over him, and opened the browser. Of course, the access records were gone, but Song Jingyao forgot to delete the search records. Keywords that have been searched for a while.

Shen Xiuzhu looked at the top one, and after reading it, he couldn't help smiling.

Then, according to this search, he looked at the methods recommended by netizens, strapping... This seems interesting?

Shen Xiuzhu made up a picture in his brain, and soon had a reaction.

Is Yaoyao planning to tease him like this?

That's -- it's so exciting.

In the darkness, Shen Xiuzhu's vertical pupils flickered faintly, as if a sinister poisonous snake was ambushing in the dark, ready to hunt at any time. When it seized the opportunity, it sprang out suddenly, bit the fragile neck of the prey, and swallowed it in one gulp.

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Will Song Jingyao flirt with her husband as taught by netizens?Of course he...

Don't have the guts!

What a shameful way to break it!Who can do it!

The restless Song Jingyao finally managed to settle down for a while, instead of calling her husband baby honey honey in front of Shen Xiuzhu, he just nestled in the beanbag sofa by himself, reading comics, euphemistically Learn the provocative methods from it, of course he will not admit that he just wants to watch Xiao Huangman for a while.

What he took was a manga he hadn't read before, about forced love, which would make people sick and disgusted in reality, but it was inexplicably interesting to read it in a manga novel, it was so cool!

Song Jingyao watched it with gusto, occasionally sprinkling dog blood would be very exciting, and he couldn't stop watching if he was not careful. He saw the protagonist Xiao Shou escaped and was captured, and he escaped and was captured again, and was tied to the bed by Xiao Gong. The sauce is brewed.

Wow--

There are so many tricks.

Song Jingyao's eyes widened, and he sighed. This painter really knows how to pick angles, which makes people blush and heartbeat.

After reading this page, I couldn't wait to scroll down... Suddenly my hand was empty, and the manga was taken away.

"looking at what?"

Shen Xiuzhu's hand stretched out from behind him, just in time to wrap him in his arms, the hot and humid breath sprayed on his ears, it was hot and itchy, and he shivered uncontrollably.

"!!!"

What should I do if Xiao Huangman is caught by her husband?Wait online, it's urgent! ! !

Song Jingyao immediately jumped up like a furry cat, and was about to grab the manga, but Shen Xiuzhu had expected it, held it high, and turned around to avoid his hand nimbly.

If it's just grabbing comics, it's fine.

The point is - this guy Shen Xiuzhu read it out!The shameful lines in the comics!

"What are you doing biting your mouth, open it, I like to hear you scream."

"You devil, don't think about it! . . . Ugh!"

"Which one of these do you want to choose? Hmm? Choose none? Well, let's use them one by one. Anyway, we have plenty of time... Don't even think about getting out of bed these few days."

"You can't lock me up...ah!"

"This is your punishment for running away. What? Are you too happy to speak?"

Shen Xiuzhu's subwoofer is sexy and charming. When he reads these shameful lines, he has an inexplicable charm, especially when playing the protagonist Gong's words, he is so possessive, paranoid and domineering that his legs are weak.

Song Jingyao couldn't bear it, and wanted to grab it by jumping, but couldn't reach it after jumping twice, and found that this was too girly, so he felt ashamed and didn't grab it, and stared at Shen Xiuzhu angrily and said: "I don't want it! Give it to you! You hold it I don't care if it sleeps!"

Shen Xiuzhu stopped, didn't read, but looked at him with a smile, and said, "Didn't you say that you were just curious to see that these are not good-looking at all? But why do I think it's not? You just laughed so much, I don't know Some people might think you are watching a movie."

Song Jingyao blushed, and retorted recklessly: "You don't care! Didn't you all like to watch porn before? What's wrong with me, a gay, watching some porn? It's not breaking the law!"

Shen Xiuzhu was stunned, "... gay?"

Song Jingyao became angry and scratched his hair, "Don't pretend you don't know, we have done it so many times, and since high school, I don't like to watch those little movies with you and avoid you, isn't it obvious? ?”

Shen Xiuzhu really didn't know, so he was stunned, "High school...you didn't say that, wait, you are hiding from me, meaning - you liked me when you were in high school?"

Song Jingyao broke the pot and smashed it. At this time, there is nothing to hide. He nodded and admitted frankly, "Yes, do you have an opinion?"

Shen Xiuzhu was made amused and helpless by his appearance of a little beast with fried fur, touched his head, and said: "Of course I have an opinion, why didn't you say it earlier, I have liked you for so long, I thought you were too straight No matter how straight you are, I only dare to secretly try to bend you, but in the end, it turned out to be such a big circle."

Song Jingyao was stunned.That's right, Shen Xiuzhu also said last time that he had secretly fallen in love with himself a long time ago, so they could have fallen in love early!It took so long, what a shame!

Song Jingyao realized that he was terribly annoyed that he was cheated by the broken plot!

Shen Xiuzhu still has a doubt, which is very incomprehensible, "Since you are not straight, I kissed you before, how could you think that was not liking?"

Song Jingyao took it for granted, "I thought you were a straight man!"

Shen Xiuzhu frowned, "Huh?"

Song Jingyao: "Have you forgotten? Straight men are so scary! In high school, the boys in the class kissed each other because they were curious about what kissing felt like during puberty. They also enthusiastically studied how to grow strawberries, licked each other's collarbones and shoulders, and even masturbated each other! Kiss me, how dare I think you like me!"

Shen Xiuzhu: "..."

Thinking about it for a while, I felt that it was so reasonable that I couldn't refute it.

Because of such a misunderstanding, I missed it for so long, what a pity.But fortunately, after going round and round, they were still together in the end.

Shen Xiuzhu smiled, and suddenly picked up the manga again, and asked with interest: "The ones drawn on it, do you want to try it?"

What he was referring to was the scene in the manga where Xiao Shou was caught and tied to the bed.

Song Jingyao's face flushed red and he was speechless.

...The title of Sao Gay should be given to Shen Xiuzhu.

It's really too much, too much.