[Comprehensive] Indiscriminate elimination

It was early spring, and I was wearing a thin bathrobe alone, standing barefoot on the street with people coming and going.

Feeling the astonished gazes of people passing by, I felt that my entire life was lost here.

I don't quite remember where Orihara Lin also went, so I reckoned and went to a random place, but I didn't expect that there was a deviation in the positioning, which led to me appearing alone on the street like this.

"Mom, look at that big brother..."

"Shhh, kids, don't look...Maybe it's someone from the yukata gang, there are a lot of gangsters these days..."

What the hell is the yukata gang...

I have neither money nor a mobile phone, so I can only borrow a phone like someone else to call Lin Ye...

On the big screen in the center of the street, an advertisement of the idol Heiwa Shimao was broadcast, which aroused a lot of discussion among the passing girls.I silently turned into the alley, intending to find someone who looked like a bad person.

"Excuse me, can I borrow a phone? I lost my phone and wallet and need a little help."

The man I caught stopped, and after I let go, the blond bartender in front of me, who didn't look kind at all, turned his head and looked at me in surprise.

......what?

"Ah, sorry, did you just say you wanted to borrow your phone?"

I know the man in front of me, and I remember that he has a nickname - called the strongest in Ikebukuro.Of course, Orihara Rin also told me about this. When that guy talked about Shizuo Heiwajima, he had a forced smile on his face.

But looking at the way he quickly took out his phone...I always feel that this person is quite easy to get along with.

"This is my cell phone, just call if you want to make a call."

"Thank you."

I took the call, hesitated for a while, and suddenly thought of a good idea.

I remember that I should have a cell phone that has been destroyed, if I get through to that cell phone number...

"Sorry, your call is temporarily unanswered..."

"Hey...it seems that no one answered the phone..."

I handed the phone to Shizuo Heiwajima with some frustration, and after the other party took my phone, he asked as expected:

"Hey, you don't look like a local? I don't seem to have met you before?"

"Unexpectedly very depressed... What happened?" The man beside him also asked with concern.

——The opportunity has come.

I lowered my eyelashes slightly, with a helpless wry smile on my face, after shaking my head lightly, I said:

"You guys don't know...it's very complicated to say, anyway, I was accidentally framed by an intelligence dealer named Orihara Rinya...I didn't expect to fall into this situation ah...."

Probably because of the sincerity of my tone, and the fact that I look really miserable now, or maybe because Orihara Rinya's reputation is really bad, the two of them believed my words almost without thinking.

"What?! Is that guy again!!" Heiwajima Shizuo wrestled his wrists angrily, his tone full of anger.

"Sure enough..." The man named Tom Tanaka also nodded, with a worried expression on his face.

"So, is there anything we can do to help you?"

"I just need to find Orihara Lin." I said, and looked down at my clothes, feeling a little embarrassed for a while.

"Of course, it would be great if you two can take me to change clothes. I will pay you after the money."

First of all... Sure enough, I should find a place to settle down...

"In that case, let me take you to a place first."

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"Lucia's Sushi Bar..."

I looked at the sign of this sushi restaurant and wondered when I seemed to have been to this sushi restaurant.

"Have you been here before? You seem familiar." Heiwajima Shizuo asked.

"No, not at all."

A certain unpleasant memory came to my head, I shook my head vigorously, and replied solemnly.

"You can stay here for a while, the owner of the sushi restaurant has promised to let you work here." Shizuo Heiwajima lit a cigarette, breathing slowly,

"Is there any problem with that?"

"No problem." I nodded gratefully. I didn't expect the so-called strongest person in Ikebukuro to be such a gentle person. What an unexpected personality.

"Although such a destination is very good, I also have some doubts - when will I be able to meet Orihara Rinya?"

"If you want to find him, I can help you. That guy is an annoying flea, and he will be shot to death sooner or later." Shizuo Heiwajima said without hesitation, as if these words had been repeated in his abdominal cavity It has been repeated countless times.

"Is that so... Then please trouble Mr. Heiwajima."

Compared with a certain information dealer, I personally think that Mr. Shizuo Heiwajima is not much more likable than Orihara Rin.

It's no wonder that Lin Ye is sick and no one sees him. It's probably because the law of heaven favors reincarnation, and good and evil will eventually be rewarded.

"Unexpectedly, it fits well, this dress."

Under the care of the shop owner Simon, I changed into the clothes of the waiter in the shop.Because it is a place that sells sushi, I am also wearing a work kimono, which unexpectedly fits me well.

In order to facilitate the cleaning work, I used a rubber band to tie up the extra hair, and used a hair tie to pull all the hair back, and the whole face looked much more delicate.

"I didn't expect you to be quite handsome. You couldn't see it when your face was covered by your hair!!" Tom Tanaka, who was beside Shizuo Heiwajima, said in shock.

"...Thank you." I didn't know what to say for a while, so I could only smile awkwardly.

"So, can you tell me your name now?" Heiwajima Shizuo said slowly while extinguishing the cigarette in his hand:

"My name is Shizuo Heiwajima, and this is Tom Tanaka, my current boss." Shizuo Heiwajima said, "Then what is your name?"

"Just call me Osamu Dazai." I replied casually.

"It's just right to say it. We just came here a while ago. A newcomer, you can work with her."

"Huh? Is it a girl?" I asked curiously.

"Is there a problem with girls?"

As soon as I finished speaking, a fair-looking blond-haired Caucasian girl walked past me with a plate, and gave me a sideways glance as she passed by.

"Varona! Be kind to juniors!!"

"I know!"

Seeing the girl leaving here angrily, I looked behind her silently for a while, and said to Shizuo Heiwajima with admiration:

"Your store is really powerful, do you even dare to hire a killer?"

"How do you know she was a killer before?" Tom Tanaka was a little surprised.

"In terms of temperament and movement, when you are vigilant, you will hold your chest with one hand. Generally speaking, female killers will hide their pistols/guns in the inner pocket of their clothes. Even if they do not continue to be killers, this habit will remain on their bodies. .” I thought for a while and said.

"The cure is amazing! He is also a young man who is very observant." Tom Tanaka appreciated it.

"So, what are you good at? Washing dishes and cleaning?"

"It's all right, I can also make sushi and bartending, as long as I can help, I can help, the salary doesn't matter, as long as it can make me full." I smiled and said.

"Very well, then go to the door to solicit business." Simon thought for a while, and finally said crisply.

My smile froze for a moment, and then I heard Simon continue:

"If you look good, you should be able to attract a lot of people to eat sushi, and you seem to be good at many things, do you agree?"

I... I have to agree even if I don't agree! !

"I can do anything, so of course it's fine." I readily agreed.

Although many people know me in Hosu, there should be fewer people in Ikebukuro.But just to be on the safe side, I changed my appearance - I changed my hairstyle and dyed my hair to be blond like Shizuo Heiwajima, and cut my hair short, which looks like a bad boy in Ikebukuro.

After tidying myself up, I finally started my pleasant facade work.

For example——

"Mr. Zhi is really handsome!! Are you from Ikebukuro?"

"I'm from Yokohama."

"Is that so! Can we chat with you for a while?"

"Why don't we go in and chat slowly while eating sushi. It's not a gentleman's behavior to let a girl stand at the door and blow the wind."

"Mr. Zhi is indeed the best!"

For example-

"You brat, remember to pay the protection fee! This is our territory, we..."

boom! ! !

I threw the guy in front of me to the ground, stepped on his back, and smiled politely:

"In our area, Mr. Pinghe Island collects protection fees, and if you can't even beat a small person like me, you should stop collecting protection fees and go back to grow sweet potatoes."

Sometimes it's like this when it's bad-

Usually, when I was about to finish work at night, a few well-dressed and well-built men would suddenly come here, talk about some ambiguous words around me, and even touch me directly.

"Is there anything we can go out and say? It will affect the facade here."

With one sentence, they were led into a dark alley, they were all beaten to the ground, their wallets were taken away, and they happily returned to the store.

Such boring days passed day by day, and I gradually became famous here.Because my temper is very good as long as I don't take the initiative to provoke me, and with my strong physical skills, I have defeated dozens of people who came to the store to harass me.

Simon was very happy to give me a raise, but I flatly refused.

The wallet I looted from the person who harassed me was enough for me to spend a long time. I even bought a new mobile phone. After inserting the spare memory card, I was able to connect with Orihara Pro smoothly.

"Pfft, I didn't expect you to start to be a facade, unexpectedly it suits you~~"

When an informant appeared at the door of Lucia's sushi restaurant, my first reaction was to punch him, but I held back in the end.

"You look a bit embarrassed, have you just escaped from the pursuit?" I asked curiously.

"Yeah~ I don't know why Xiaojing has been chasing and beating me more and more frequently recently, does Mian Yajun know what's going on?" Orihara Lin also asked with a smile.

"Ah, how do I know this kind of thing... Maybe it's because you don't look good?" I asked tentatively.

"Blessings of the Crow Lord, I have had a very hard time these few days." Orihara Lin also said aggrievedly,

"This is not a suitable place for chatting now, come and find me here at night."

Saying that, Orihara Lin also stuffed a card into my hand, waved his hand and started to run away.

"Lin~ye~jun~yo~"

Before I could react, a huge washing machine flew past me, and the strong wind directly messed up my hair.

...It seems that Lai Ye-kun is really having a hard time.

The author has something to say:

Jingjing is an absolute good man! !

Lin Ye, just take a look...don't think too much...

Falcon, who is in charge of the facade, is also adapting to the beautiful life in Ikebukuro as always today ＿(:з"∠)＿

Thank you little angels for the nourishment solution! !

读者“obscure”，灌溉营养液＋12018-12-1521：43：33

读者“暮然晴”，灌溉营养液＋12018-12-1519：33：36

读者“露露那莉”，灌溉营养液＋12018-12-1515：32：15

Love you so much today too! QWQ