[Comprehensive] Indiscriminate elimination

Because of the childhood photos of Master Chuya collected by Dazai Osamu...ah no, it was out of pure revolutionary friendship, I finally decided to go with Dazai Osamu to see the so-called laughing organization.

"'An organization that can bring laughter and happiness to people' sounds very unrealistic~ and the name is also called the Laughing Organization... Is it imitating the Akatsuki Organization in Hokage?"

While eating takoyaki kindly provided by Osamu Dazai, I listened to him talking about the Laughing Organization.After eating the last takoyaki, I threw the garbage in the trash can and clapped my hands.

"It is indeed a very interesting organization, but how can people be happy all the time? This kind of thing is fake."

"Because of being in pain and sorrow, happiness and joy will be particularly dazzling." I said casually.

"That's not right."

Osamu Dazai stopped suddenly, and I, who had been walking behind him, bumped into his back unexpectedly.

"It should be that it is because you have experienced pain that you know how precious happiness is?"

"Don't stop halfway through your walk... By the way, is there any difference between your sentence and mine?" I touched my forehead with some dissatisfaction.

"Of course." Osamu Dazai turned his head, his iris-colored pupils smiled and looked at me, and the next second he suddenly reached out and pressed my head,

"You can't find the light if you stay in the dark all the time. Only when you are in the light can you see more beautiful things."

"...I don't understand what you're talking about."

I knocked off the claw on my head with a slap, and said unceremoniously.

"Speaking of which, Hayato-kun's arm is wrapped with a bandage, are you learning from me!" Osamu Dazai suddenly changed the subject and said with great interest.

"No, I was seriously burned, please don't slander me maliciously." I replied a little angrily,

"So Mr. Dazai, where is the territory of the so-called laughing organization? We have been away for a while, right?"

"It's already here, it's in this building." Osamu Dazai pointed to the old building beside me, and I looked over in a daze.

...This is really an unprofessional organization.

"Ah, the two of you don't seem to have any smiles on your faces. Did you encounter any troubles?"

A woman with a strange headdress appeared in front of us. When we noticed someone coming, Osamu Dazai and I both showed sad and sad expressions at the right time.

"Ah, there are. Every day I think about how to die in love with my lovely lady, but every time I am ruthlessly stopped..."

....You are not troubled at all, okay! !Do yourself a favor and don't bring others with you!

Obviously that woman thought the same way. After a few seconds of weird silence, she eagerly threw the topic at me.

"This young man also looks troubled. Can you tell me what troubles you have?"

"Huh? Are you talking about me?"

I pressed my head with some headaches, and said hesitantly:

"Yes, yes... it should be regarded as emotional troubles, right?"

"Ah, is it emotional troubles?" The woman finally cheered up again, and said enthusiastically:

"Is there a girl you like but don't know how to confess? Or that girl likes you but you don't know how to refuse? No matter what we laugh, we will..."

"Hey? I didn't say it was a girl? Can't it be a man?" I blinked and looked at the woman innocently.

The woman choked successfully again.

"From what you've said, the laughing organization seems to be very powerful. If that's the case, is there a way to keep my master by my side forever? It's best to make him give up on me." I said happily asked.

The woman seemed a little embarrassed, and hesitated for a long time, as if she didn't know what to say.

"If you can't do it, don't sell it here, be careful I will cut you off." My tone changed to disgust in a second, and there was a faint threat in my words.

Probably frightened by my tone and slightly dark expression, the woman fell into silence again. Seeing her expression, I kindly stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder, and asked with concern:

"You don't look very well, is it okay?"

"It's okay, that, sir, I'll take care of it first..." The woman hurriedly shook her head and turned her gaze to Osamu Dazai.

"Are you going to solve my problem!! It means that you are willing to accompany me to die for love!!" Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together with his face full of emotion.

"Uh...not..."

"Hey, doesn't your organization make people smile? How can you make people smile if you can't even do this kind of thing? You really are lying." I said disdainfully.

"You can't even do such things as accompanying someone to die in love, and you are still lying to say that an organization that can bring happiness and joy to people." Osamu Dazai also said sadly.

...well, that woman looks like she's about to cry.

"Ah!! Although I can't do it, our leader, Mrs. Xiaodiwo, can definitely do it!!"

The woman's mind turned very quickly, and then she sent Amway to us.

"Master Little Dimple will definitely make the two adults laugh!"

Osamu Dazai and I glanced at each other, and then both said happily:

"Okay, then take us in."

Seeing her success in Amway, the woman was relieved and continued to greet us with a smile.

"Then, my lords, please follow me."

After playing tricks on this pyramid schemer, Osamu Dazai and I walked in with the woman in front of us.

It's just that I didn't expect that...the clubhouse of this laughing organization is actually in the basement.I heard that a large number of believers were collected within a month, but I didn't expect the base to be so shabby.

No matter how you look at it, they are all cannon fodder villains for the protagonist to fight monsters and upgrade.

"There are quite a lot of people here. But they all wear strange masks." Osamu Dazai looked around curiously, and I also caught a glimpse of the black pot head among the crowd. My eyes lit up.

"Kageyama Shigeo? Why are you here?"

"...Hey?? Why is Hayato-kun here?"

Kageyama Shigeo was obviously surprised when he saw me, and then ran towards me.

"Does Hayabusa-kun have any troubles here...Huh? This gentleman is..."

"Ah, he's my uncle, he's struggling with being single, don't worry about him, you can ignore him."

"Uncle, it's too much... Hayabusa, are you a devil!" Osamu Dazai burst into tears while talking.

"Hello...Hayato-kun's uncle..." Shigeo Kageyama believed it very naturally, and then looked at me.

"Hayato-kun also came here because of some troubles?"

"I'm..."

"Hayabusa-kun has very complicated emotional problems that belong to adolescents~~" Dazai Osamu suddenly interrupted me, and in a good mood, he grabbed my shoulders and said to Shigeo Kageyama with a smile:

"Although the person Hayato-kun likes is of the same generation as my uncle, I also believe that true love has no age barrier~~~"

For a moment, Kageyama Shigeo looked at me with indescribably shocked eyes, and even the tone of his words trembled:

"Hayato-kun... So, do you like mature women?"

After a moment of silence, I smiled.

In the next second, Osamu Dazai was thrown over my shoulder to the ground. The movement was so loud that everyone in the hall looked towards us.

"I'm sorry, I misunderstood you." I clapped my hands and stepped on Osamu Dazai,

"My uncle likes to joke sometimes, so don't take it to heart, you know?"

"....Yes, I understand!!"

Probably sensing some kind of danger, Kageyama Shigeo nodded obediently, indicating that he understood.

Not long after, a burst of laughter similar to that of Director Jin came from not far away, Dazai Osamu and I both turned our heads to look at it, it was probably their leader - a man who looked like a wretched uncle no matter what Standing on the podium, he said with a magical laugh:

"Everyone—have you laughed today~~~"

In an instant, there were countless weird laughter all around us, and my goosebumps fell all over the ground when I heard it.

"If that's the case, everyone take off your mask!!" Saying this, the little dimpled lord took off his mask at once, revealing the face of a wretched uncle and smiling like a barbell.

... Although I don't know why they laughed, but this scene is really a bit weird, okay? !

"Hahahahahahahaha...This kind of scene is really funny, isn't it hahahaha...."

Osamu Dazai laughed in a timely manner... probably because of the inexplicable point of laughter in such a scene.

"Today we have joined five new smiling partners here, everyone applauds!!"

"We didn't say we wanted to join you, so it's too much to decide where I belong!!" A girl who was traveling with us said angrily.

"No, no, the principle of our Laughter Organization is to bring laughter and happiness to everyone, and the root of unhappiness is also clear at a glance-it is because there is no open heart, no smile!!!"

"Smile!! Smile even when you are in pain!! Only in this way can you open up your heart better!! This is the purpose of our organization!!"

"Tch, it's easy to be happy just by smiling..."

"Who is this?"

"This is a man sitting on a bench in a daze. Seeing his distressed face, I brought him here." A woman said with a smile and raised her hand.

"Ah, a victim of the depression. That's unfortunate indeed..."

"But it's okay!! Put on a smiley mask!! Save you!!!"

Smile mask?

Watching the man being forced to put on a mask, I suddenly understood something.

"Okay, then you guys also..."

"I refuse." Looking at that weird man, I suddenly raised my hand and knocked off the hand of the person who wanted to hold me, feeling a little disgusted.

"Oh? Why?" Little Dimple looked at me suspiciously.

"This mask is too ugly. It's impossible for me to wear it. I will definitely have nightmares at night." I continued to say with disgust.

"What are you talking about, this is the redemption of a smile..." The little dimpled face twitched with a smile, probably because I didn't expect that I would reject him because of this.

"The redemption of a smile, I think there is something wrong with this mask?" I looked at the uncle who laughed after taking off the mask, with a characteristic professional smile on his face:

"I can do it just by smirking, but I don't feel happy."

"And -- Mofu thinks so too, right?"

"Ah... that's right." Shigeo Kageyama paused for a few seconds before realizing he was talking about himself, and then replied slowly.

"Here is talking about happiness and smiling. It has nothing to do with being popular, right?"

"Wait a minute!! Do you want to live a lifetime of pain without a smile like this!!!" The little dimple seemed a little flustered, and ran towards us in a hurry.

"Hmm..." Shigeo Kageyama looked at the dimple in front of him, and after thinking for a while, he said in a very serious tone:

"My father said that people who don't understand the beauty of smoking waste half of their lives, but whether it is wasted or not depends on personal opinion, right?"

After a while of silence, in the quiet surroundings, Osamu Dazai and I laughed happily together very abruptly.

"Hahahahaha, what kind of fairy friends did you make, Hahaha!! I can use this kind of answer to deal with Kunikida-kun~~ For example, people who don't understand the beauty of suicide waste half of their lives. Hahaha!!!" Osamu Dazai looked like he was about to lie on the ground laughing.

"Then I can also say that people who 'don't understand how lovely Master is' have wasted half of their lives~~" I also said happily.

"...Pfft, let's forget about it, if that's the case, I'd better choose to waste half of my life~"

"Keep talking, be careful that I gouged out your eyes and sewed your mouth on~"

....But to a certain extent, Shigeru's answer is really amazing. Is it true that the natural department is black in all likelihood?

Seeing that the so-called dimple-sama in front of him was about to erupt, Osamu Dazai walked up to him in a friendly way, patted his shoulder in a friendly way, and generally wiped the tears from laughing.

"I think it's okay, don't underestimate yourself, you still have a great talent for being funny~"

"Varied...."

Almost at the moment when Osamu Dazai put his hands on his shoulders, people around him all returned to their original expressions, touching their faces in bewilderment.

"How... Strange!! Why can't I use my ability!!! What the hell is going on here!!! Who are you!!???"

After discovering that something was wrong, Xiao Dimple finally started to panic, and he left Dazai soon, but he still couldn't use the so-called spiritual power.

"Well, it's exactly as I expected... It really seems to be something like a spirit." Osamu Dazai said thoughtfully, and then he patted me on the shoulder cheerfully,

"I'll leave things like spirits to you, I can't do anything about things like spirits~"

"How do you know..."

"I can't do anything about things like spirits, so I'll leave this matter to Shigeo~" I threw the blame to Shigeo Kageyama, and patted him on the shoulder in a good mood.

"Hey....Why me..." Shigeo Kageyama would be a little confused for a while, "He doesn't look like a bad guy..."

"Aren't you a psychic, this is an evil spirit." I lowered my head slightly and whispered in his ear,

"If you get rid of the spirit, I will tell you how to be popular."

"I'll do it!!" Shigeo Kageyama changed his attitude in an instant.

"Don't ignore my existence!!!"

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"So—what the hell is the way to become popular?"

On the way back, Osamu Dazai and I planned to accompany Shigeo Kageyama home. When he asked a question, I thought for a while and replied:

"Actually, if you want to be popular...although appearance and talent are important, the more important thing is yourself, right?"

"Myself... myself?"

"Yes, the most important thing is to be yourself and become the person you most want to be." I said,

"If you become what other people want to be for others, then life is meaningless, right? If you don't even recognize yourself, then not many people will recognize you."

"I understand!"

Kageyama Shigeo clenched his fists and thanked me solemnly.

"Thank you Hayabusa... I'm sorry for taking me home so late."

"It's okay, we're friends." I squinted my eyes and smiled.

"Thank you, Uncle Hayabusa too..."

After Shigeo Kageyama finished his thanks, Dazai Osamu didn't say much, although his expression was not very good.

After sending Shigeo Kageyama home, I planned to go straight home.

"So this is the fare. Go to the station and go back to Yokohama immediately. Just go there if you have something to do, and don't bother me."

I put the money into Osamu Dazai's hand, and the other party blinked his eyes and said in a cheerful tone:

"Then I'm not going to be polite. But there's one thing I didn't expect, that Hayabusa-kun would say such positive words to his dear junior."

"It's not positive words, I'm just telling the truth."

I looked up and looked into Osamu Dazai's eyes, with a slightly cold tone.

"I'm just trying to be 'me,' too."

After a moment of silence, the other party also said slowly:

"Well, Falcon-kun also means that it is very hard."

Osamu Dazai stroked my hair, and gently wrapped a few strands of wind-blown hair behind my ears, his movements were unexpectedly gentle.

"Well, I hope we can have such a happy meeting next time."

"Ah."

I looked away slightly, pretending to avoid his sight inadvertently.

Watching the other person's figure gradually disappear into the darkness, I slightly pulled up my clothes and flinched a little in the wind.

Well, the weather...seems to be getting colder.

The author has something to say:

I also want to say: People who don’t know how cute Dazai Puye Kajiang and Yipin are is simply wasting half of their lives! ! ! (righteous)

To a certain extent, Dazai and Falcon are quite similar, so there will be a strange resonance....

Could this be the legendary girlfriend! ! ! (towed away)

Thanks to the little angels of mine:

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The cold is almost gone, thank you for your concern!I love you guys so much today too~ (>ω<)