The princess relies on the cat to ascend the throne

Just when Ying Jiu and Ying Ten were about to rush out, Le Ning suddenly said to the two women:

"How about... I'll teach you how to make the rice noodles just now. You think about it and don't treat us as husband-in-law. My senior brother and I are already married. Besides, men in the Central Plains are always fickle. They don't have enough wives and want to take countless concubines. I Seeing that the two elder sisters look so good, it would be a waste if they were concubines for us."

Le Ning didn't care about his image at all and began to blackmail himself. The smile on the face of Su Hanzhang, who was not good at lying, was already stiff——

When did he and his younger brother have their own marriage contracts?

But looking at the two unfriendly girls in front of him, he lowered his eyelids as a tacit consent.

"It's okay, we have our own way to make you two divorce your wives and abandon your concubine, and you will only love me from now on~" The girl decorated with bamboo leaves on her neck raised her hand and nodded her from the air, bent her lips at her, and winked. blink.

Ruo Lening is really a man who values ​​appearance, maybe he can't hold it anymore.

pity……

They are destined to be only sisters.

Le Ning remembered that when he used to read ancient times, he would always mention a special skill in his descriptions of the Southwest - the art of witch-gu.

Even if these two girls are not good at voodoo, they must have some research on poison, otherwise normal people would dare to be contaminated with the poisonous snake Zhuyeqing.

She was apprehensive in her heart, but her face remained tense, and she just smiled lightly and said, "Since you two are so confident, you probably don't bother to use inferior means to win. ’, please don’t force the two girls.”

"You haven't even tried it, so how do you know we are twisted melons?" The girl raised her eyebrows at her, with hints between her eyebrows.

Longman:"……"

You don't need to try this, do you?

At this time, another girl in blue who was silent for a long time spoke up, looked in Su Hanzhang's direction, and said slowly: "To tell you the truth, we have never seen the food you two made before, and I intend to invite you To be a guest in the village, what do you think?"

"Sister!" The girl who was winking and hinting at Le Ning before was anxious. She was really afraid that if she wanted to keep someone as a guest, what would happen if the two of them turned around and ran away?

However, her sister blocked her remaining words: "Nan Xing." She pointed to herself, and compared the direction of her younger sister: "Ban Xia."

It seems that this is the name of the two of them.

Le Ning and Su Hanzhang looked at each other, it seems that the previous guess was correct, the two girls are good at using poison, Sheng Nanxing and Sheng Pinellia are both poisonous Chinese herbal medicines.

"Su Hanzhang, Le Ning." Su Hanzhang arched his hands and introduced himself and his junior.

The current situation did not allow them to refuse, so the two simply comforted themselves that they could go to the village to experience the poisonous techniques of the Western Regions, and then walked forward with the two girls.

……

Arriving at the village was already a day later.

On the way, Le Ning knew that the two girls went to the mountains to collect herbs, and only after smelling the smell of meat in the forest did they realize that there were people, and followed the smell.

Le Ning couldn't help but feel a little ashamed, the sauce she made wasn't very flavorful, otherwise she would have lost her life several times in the forest along the way, it seems that next time she will change the homemade sauce to mushrooms or It will be safer.

When they arrived at the village, it was already high in the sun, and the stomachs of the four of them were empty. Nan Xing and Ban Xia met a few old people with bald heads at the entrance of the village, and they all spoke in dialects. Use color to judge your own situation.

However, in this closed and backward village, it is common to be stubborn and xenophobic. Those old people looked at them with sinister eyes, quite malicious.

Le Ning and Su Hanzhang could only keep a low profile like quails. Fortunately, Nan Xing and Ban Xia took them back to their bamboo hut. Le Ning simply proposed to make lunch. Food can improve people's happiness. Isn't it hard for the little girl to do it for them?

All the herbs should be planted around this house, and Le Ning knew one of them——

jasmine.

She was lucky enough to have been to Yunnan in modern times, which is Nanzhao at this moment. At that time, Yun province was famous for its flowers, and its dishes were very special, or flowers were used in dishes, and the seasoning also claimed to be a series, which is similar to Southeast Asian cuisines. The same is true.

Le Ning asked for two eggs from Banxia, ​​smashed them in a pottery bowl and mixed them well, and after obtaining her consent, went outside to pick a bunch of clean jasmine buds, the nose was full of the fresh fragrance of flowers, quite Somewhat refreshing.

Ban Xia is a lively one, she doesn't seem to have any scheming, Le Ning would rather be with her, now Ban Xia poked her head beside her and asked:

"Do you want to eat the flower directly?"

People in the village all use it for pain relief, digestion, and detoxification, and some people have picked it and eaten it directly, but it's the first time I've seen it for cooking....

Le Ning wanted to talk to her about the method of using rose and jasmine in the dishes, but when he turned his head, he found that the bamboo leaf green on Banxia's neck was also quietly poking over, breathing out a message as if to identify her breath.

Longman:"……"

Suddenly facing the green snake, Le Ning froze, seeing that she was frightened, Ban Xia laughed twice before moving away, touched the snake, and said to her: "Ning Ning, don't be afraid, it is my favorite Your pet will not bite you."

When talking about pets, Le Ning immediately had a feeling of sympathy with her, and reluctantly replaced her as those modern people who have a special habit of keeping pets. Then he took the bamboo plaque and washed the jasmine buds in the water.

At this time, Su Hanzhang was kneading dough in the kitchen, preparing to make a few simple steamed cakes as the staple food.

Nan Xing silently leaned against the door of the kitchen, staring at his back for a long while, until Su Hanzhang had to turn around, and smiled at her, "Why is Miss Nan staring at Su like this?"

It can't be suspected that he poisoned the food, right?

Nan Xing's eyes were a little complicated, he was silent for a long time, and said slowly:

"I've seen you."

Su Hanzhang stopped kneading his face and asked, "Really? I don't have the impression of meeting Miss Nan."

Nan Xing's gaze was probing, and he met his eyes, and then slowly said four words:

"Nanzhao Imperial Palace."

The smile on Su Hanzhang's face disappeared.

……

outdoor.

Le Ning saw that this bamboo building didn't seem to be able to withstand open fire cooking, so he simply built an open-air wild stove with stones, and took out the all-purpose small pot from the back basket.

As soon as she moved away, she saw a pair of amber eyes staring at her.

Zhima woke up at some point, but she didn't make any sound in the bamboo basket, to the extent that Le Ning almost forgot that he was still walking around with a cat on his back.

Thinking of cats' cautious instincts, Le Ning could more or less guess that Zhima smelled the smell of an unfamiliar environment and sensed the danger, so she kept silent. She reached out and rubbed Zhima's head, and fed him a piece of jerky , and went on to prepare lunch.

Just dug a spoonful of meat oil into the pot and melted it, and when he was about to pour in the egg liquid, Ban Xia suddenly asked:

"Am I not beautiful?"

Le Ning looked at her in a daze, red lips, white teeth, delicate features, black and white eyes shining like stars, she said: "Beautiful."

Ban Xia asked again: "Then why don't you like me?"

Le Ning thought about it, and for the sake of being a woman, she decided to give this lovely girl a piece of advice: "Ban Xia, don't fall in love with men from the Central Plains, it's not good for you."

Ban Xia showed confusion.

Le Ning thought for a while, and understood the attraction of this different culture to them. After all, from the perspective of civilization, higher civilizations are naturally aggressive towards lower civilizations. Taking ancient history as an example, many Nomads once invaded China, but they will still be assimilated by Chinese civilization in the end, and this is the reason.

It's okay for these girls to see her and Su Hanzhang. If they see some scholars again, they might foolishly follow them away, and then start a sadomasochistic love story.

But... this is a disaster for them.

Le Ning evenly poured the golden egg liquid into the pot. After the egg liquid fell into the pot, bubbles bubbled up at the edge. She stirred it with a homemade wooden shovel, and then had an idea to tell Ban Xia The story of The Legend of the White Snake.

Ban Xia listened and waited for an opportunity to steal food——

Stir-fry the golden eggs and the light-colored jasmine buds together. The aroma of oil and jasmine blends together and can be spread for miles. As soon as Le Ning removes the pot from the fire, he can't wait to reach out and eat vegetables .

After being teased by the heat, Ban Xia touched her earlobe, Le Ning handed her a pair of bamboo chopsticks, and whispered:

"You can only eat one bite, or everyone will run out of food in a while."

Ban Xia nodded, took a particularly large piece of egg with bamboo chopsticks, brought it to his mouth and bit it down.

The slightly salty egg is still hot, wrapped with countless jasmine buds, and when you take it together, there is only the fragrance of jasmine, and you can only find the taste of fried eggs during chewing, but there is a fragrance of its own Echoed between the lips and teeth.

"It smells so good!" Ban Xia sighed, and then said to her appreciatively: "You are much more useful than that bad scholar Xu Xian."

Longman:"……"

Before she could speak, Ban Xia continued: "I've decided, I like you, and you also like me. If you don't agree, I'll—"

Le Ning: "..." It seems self-defeating.

Before she could react, a shadow suddenly jumped out of the back basket.

When Lu Wanzhen first arrived, he heard the live version of his confession, and immediately got angry from his heart. He didn't expect that Le Silang, a man, would be so philandering.

She wanted to see where the wild goblin came from!

However, after she jumped out, she took a closer look and saw the green snake on the woman's neck.

At the same time, the second half of Ban Xia's sentence came out slowly: "...to scare you with a snake."

After the words fell, the two of them were stunned at the same time.

When Zhuyeqing saw the big cat, she immediately raised her upper body in a vigilant attack, and Lu Wanzhen also arched her back reflexively.

One of the natural enemies of most snakes is cats.

However, pet cats do not count.

Le Ning was about to take Zhima away. After all, she understood the Schrödinger's combat power of her own Zhima. In the end, Banxia was more afraid than her. She took a step back and looked at her in horror: "You actually raised a big worm?"

Although the color is strange, it is indeed the pattern of a big bug!

Le Ning was silent, looking at the black tiger stripes on his sesame, wondering if he should follow suit.

Ban Xia didn't have time to tell the difference, so she immediately went to find her elder sister, men from the Central Plains were not as easy to bully as her elder sister said!

in situ.

Le Ning quietly touched Zhima's back, heaved a sigh of relief and whispered: "Thanks to you, Zhima, I almost couldn't fulfill my promise to only marry you in this life!"

Why do you want to fuck Ji?Is it because the food is not tasty or the cat is not good at masturbation?

Lu Wanzhen also saw the truth at this moment. Hearing what she said, the original anger gradually dissipated, and he groaned in his heart:

For the sake of being so obedient...

She suddenly poked her head over, and using the cover of her cat identity at the moment, she kissed Le Ning's lips with lightning speed.

Le Ning was rubbed by the plush, and touched his lips reflexively. Wherever he looked, he could only see his own sesame squatting there gracefully, slowly wiping his face with a meat pad.

Then, a bit of contented tenderness appeared in her eyes.

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