Interstellar Eternal Life Companion

Chapter 73 The First Exam

Gao Jun changed his clothes, went to the kitchen and made a soup of peach gum and white fungus, oh, it's called pectin white fungus soup here.

When Carmon came back from get off work, the family of three plus the family staff were very curious about Gao Jun's day.

The heated discussion was endless.

Gao Jun maintained a dumbfounding attitude towards this kind of topic that the whole family participated in the discussion, with a hint of sweetness.

In this way, Gao Jun ushered in his kindergarten life.

But this life is not static. On a certain day, he discovered that a person who should not appear at this time appeared here!

It turned out to be little Bruce's mother, Mrs. Bruce!

"Little Bruce, why did you steal the family's jade token? It's the treasure of the family!" Mrs. Bruce went directly to the second floor of the small class, where her little female went to school.

Because it hadn't been so lively for a long time, the children didn't go to class, and went directly to watch the scene. Gao Jun was also dragged up to the second floor.

"Oh, dear Mrs. Bruce, is this the jade token you're talking about?" The deputy director's name is Henry, a very handsome male orc, and he is a retired general of the Interstellar Navy. He is here because he is Shugel The principal's husband, but the two have never had children. They work in a kindergarten and look at the children every day, so they want children even more.

However, the current him is awkwardly holding a jade token.

Jade card!

Gao Jun's eyes lit up at that time!

It's a pity that when he was about to squeeze forward, Mrs. Bruce over there had already snatched the jade token and put it in the safe box she brought: "Yes, this one? Why are you here?"

"Oh, your little Bruce, take this to propose to me..." the deputy director said in embarrassment: "I confiscated his proposal."

Then, everyone saw little Bruce being chased by his mother and running all over the yard, and his mother wanted to spank him!

Because the jade card is a family heirloom, it has always been passed down to the eldest son, and the family agrees that the family can continue like this because of the family heirloom, the jade card represents the Bruce family, but the youngest son didn’t know it. What kind of wind, it was messed up, and it was taken out of the house, into the kindergarten... and proposed to someone!

The deputy director is the husband of the director...

At that time, Ed was watching the screen, watching it, and live broadcasting by the way, and then... he was drinking juice, and he sprayed all of a sudden!

There were also many viewers who watched the live broadcast.

That swipes the screen!

"Damn it! Do you know how to find a lover for yourself at this point?"

"Marriage proposal should start from kindergarten."

"This toddler is so funny!"

There was a sea of ​​joy on the star network, Gao Jun and the others watched Mrs. Bruce clean up little Bruce.

Another day, teacher Bilianna from the kindergarten took them to play, so she asked: Children, please name a favorite animal.

Zhuqing was the first to raise her hand and answered: I like my mother the most, only mother is good in the world....

Gao Jun covered his face, he didn't want to say that this was his friend.

Another day, the teacher asked, "What is the biggest thing in the universe?"

This is a question to develop children's imagination. As a result, Hart raised his hand and answered very simply: "Eyelids, teacher, I think they are eyelids."

"The teacher was a little confused: "Why the eyelids?Hart, can you clarify? "

"As long as you close your eyes, the whole world will be covered!" Hart felt very smart about himself: "That's why it's the biggest."

Gao Jun silently erased the answers on his question board.

Or when playing between classes, Simba pulled Mary's curly hair very meanly: "Mary, Mary, your hair is different from ours, it is curly!"

Mary has very natural curly hair, which is very beautiful, and because she is a girl, she is the only one with long hair in this class.

"Don't touch my hair." Mary snapped off Simba's claws: "My mother said that when I was still in her stomach, she specially drank boiling water to scald me!"

Gao Jun: "...hehe...!"

This is not over yet, a few girls in class two stroked their hair: "I'll ask my mother (father) when I go back, why didn't you perm my hair?"

What's even more ridiculous is that Simba actually believed it: "Then your mother treats you really well..."

Another time, when Teacher Linda was giving a lecture on it, Simba raised his hand and said naturally, "Teacher, I want to take a shit."

Simba is the most difficult child in the class. After hearing this, Teacher Linda took the opportunity to teach him: "You can say it in a more civilized way."

At any rate, he is a descendant of a nobleman, my young master, such words cannot always be said out loud.

Simba thought about the "more civilized" statement, and opened his mouth and said, "Teacher, I want to throw up in my ass."

Then Gao Jun sprayed...he was drinking water at the time.

Kindergarten life is full of chickens and dogs, and it takes half a year to pass, and the kindergarten is going to take an exam.

After half a year of "teaching with fun", Gao Jun and other children are all very good at learning, but the children's personalities are changeable, and no one has a personality as good as Gao Jun.

Because it is the first test paper, this test paper is a kind of anti-corrosion fabric, and most of the questions on it are multiple choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions. Can children's test papers have connotations?The few questions have simple answers.

The only bright spot is the last question in the exam paper, which is free to play, and you can do whatever you want on the exam paper.

Whether it is drawing or graffiti, it is the first test paper in your life anyway.

The exam is still very formal... seven candidates and twelve invigilators.

Gao Jun didn't understand, in such a big venue, everyone was at least ten meters away from each other, even if he wanted to plagiarize... he had to be able to cross the ten meters distance?

And it wasn't that he doubted the IQ of his classmates, the first exam, do they know what "plagiarism" is?Know what "cheating" is?Will plagiarism cheat?

But they did it anyway, and the atmosphere of the exam was a little tense. It was only later that Gao Jun found out that Linda's class teacher's original intention was to let them confirm the seriousness of the exam, so that they would not take the exam seriously since they were young.

In Interstellar, learning good or bad is not the most important thing, unless you want to be a pedant.

Although the atmosphere of the exam was a little tense, the time for the exam was very short, and the written part was answered in only half an hour.

Then the teachers judged the papers on the spot... It only took Linda a few minutes to read the seven papers.

Generally speaking, this is a very "child-like" answer sheet.

There are a lot of typos, and there are even various doodles as codes. The logic of the answer part is very poor. It is a perfect child-style masterpiece... Write wherever you think of, it is completely free to play.

What I can't understand is that the IQ of the teachers is too low.

The only good thing is Gao Jun's exam paper.

His handwriting is neat and his answers are standard.

On the soft test paper, I used petals to paste together a beautiful landscape painting, and wrote a small poem in very formal interstellar characters: You stand on the bridge to see the scenery, and the people who watch the scenery look upstairs you.The bright moon adorns your windows, and you adorn other people's dreams.

This "Broken Chapter" was written by Gao Jun with his feelings, but he felt that only this little poem was the best match for this flower painting.

Teacher Billianna who watched was very happy: "The number one in the class belongs to Xiao Junjun!"

More than just the whole class?

First in all grades.

There is no way, what others have done is too rough, only this is the best.

Mary's only girl, the exam papers made her crumpled up, worse than ass wipes.

This pile of weird test papers was later handed over to their parents by Teacher Biliana. The first test paper in the child's life, the parents are worth collecting!

I just don't know how these seven little guys will be "loved" by their parents after they go back.

Only Gao Jun was the happiest. He took this as his homework and gave it to Ed's father.

"Oh, our Xiaojun is the most obedient." Ed took the flower painting and quickly put it into the vacuum permanent preservation photo frame. In this way, the flower painting on it will be preserved forever.

He not only kept it, but also showed it off on the star network. When Emperor Xiangyu on the other side of the camera saw it, he reached out and touched the signet ring on his finger.

Kindergarten life was over like this, and when it was winter vacation, Gao Jun finally didn't have to go to kindergarten anymore.

The temperature outside has also dropped a lot, but because this is a livable planet, even if it is winter, it is not too cold.

It's just that Gao Jun still likes to hide in his studio and not come out.

He is making things, in fact, he just wants to calm down, and the art of carving is the only activity he still has to connect with the earth.

Now when I go out, I take a suspension car, and there is no car exhaust.

What is the rich second generation?The land of the whole planet belongs to his family, okay?

What's so great about going abroad?

Did he travel directly off the planet, or in his own galaxy.

"Xiaojun, daddy brought you the jujube cake you mentioned!" Ed's daddy's voice came from afar, but he didn't come in, but waited for him in the small flower hall at the door.

It's because there are too many messy things inside, and if it gets messed up, it has to be cleaned up, and he doesn't want to disturb his son.

"Here we come, Dad!" Gao Jun took off his overalls, changed into fresh clothes, washed up before running out, otherwise he would be covered in sawdust.

"Eat snacks, milk and juice, freshly squeezed with your favorite milk and fruit." Ed likes to feed his own children the most: "And this jerky."

"Yeah, it's just right, I'm a little hungry." Gao Jun picked it up and ate it. He knew that this kind of him was his father's favorite.

Sure enough, Ed laughed happily and ate with him: "There will be a banquet the day after tomorrow, and it will be held at home. Some people from the clan will come to get together."

Gao Jun nodded, he knew this, basically, every 15 or 20 years, the family has a grand gathering.

"Xiaojun is going to prepare gifts too. This time they brought their children who have already gone to school to meet you." Ed told Gao Jun, "In the future, we will have to deal with each other, and the relationship should be cultivated from an early age."

"Okay, Dad." Gao Jun picked up the glass to drink the juice.

"By the way, let me tell you, your grandparents, grandfather, and grandmother will all come back!" Ed threw another bomb at Gao Jun: "Are you happy?"

"Pfft!" Gao Jun spat out milk.

To be honest, although Gao Jun knew that they were still alive, it was said that they were wandering and playing among the stars, even when he adopted him back then, he couldn't contact them.

At that time, the parents of the family estimated that they had entered a wormhole, or some remote place that isolated the light brain signal.

There are very few places like that, except in the frontier systems.

And most of those places are newly discovered, undeveloped planets, which are very valuable for exploration.

People in Interstellar, because of their long lives, they pursue more different kinds of excitement. Of course, they are all healthy ones. Adventurers must meet certain conditions before they will let you go on an expedition. The population of Interstellar is small. If you The empire cannot afford to lose a few people because of the expedition!

Therefore, the requirements for exploration are very high. First of all, there must be an expedition starship dedicated to exploration, a bio-mech of S rank or above, a physique of S rank or above, and a life-saving capsule that can sustain life for as long as More than a thousand years!

There are countless other requirements.

It can be said that as long as you are still breathing, or as long as your head is still intact, you cannot die.

At the same time, this is a very "profiteering" industry, because to put it bluntly, exploration is for treasure hunting. Who knows what is on the newly discovered planet?

The expedition stipulates that all the obtained things belong to the explorer.

It can be said that the Marquis's Mansion is not short of money. Apart from the savings of many generations, it is the income of many generations of exploration.

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