Interstellar Eternal Life Companion
Chapter 56 A Different Toddler
After taking care of other people's children, Ed turned his head to take care of his own son: "Are you going to pee?"
It means to drain water in the toilet.
"Father, I'm not a child anymore." Gao Jun twitched a little: "I'll go by myself."
"Okay, dad is going too, shall we go together?" Ed said it well, but in fact...he took Gao Jun's hand and went to the bathroom.
There is a special toilet for children in the bathroom, which is basically operated by fools, in case the children will not understand.
Gao Jun did want to go to the bathroom, but this feeling of "you put water and poop in it, and daddy is waiting at the door"... really sucks.
But when he came out, he noticed that Dad had started the video again!
When I got back to the banquet venue, Dad started to show off his daily life.
Gao Jun holds the lobster and gnaws on the lobster meat; Gao Jun picks the conch snails with his hands....
Gao Jun felt that this kind of picture was not suitable for others to see, but his father insisted: "My son is so cute, there is no way."
Gao Jun put down the big lobster meat in his hand very quietly, and ate the conch without eating it: "Father, shall we go to the beach tomorrow?"
"Honey, of course I'm going to the beach. Our house has a 760-degree sea view room with no dead ends. You can even take a walk through the undersea tunnel."
Ed's father described it so beautifully that Gao Jun couldn't help fantasizing about it.
After the dinner party, to be honest, I was quite tired. Seeing so many people, they were all recorded by the optical brain, commonly known as "scanning the face", and then he would be able to know who was who. Without the optical brain, Gao Jun felt that he would become a blind man blindness.
"You will remember it when you grow up." Ed's father comforted him in this way: "I have seen them not [-] times in all these years, but also [-] times. There is no need to remember them at all."
It is natural to be familiar with it.
Xiaojun only met them once, so of course he couldn't remember them. After that, he would come out to play every three to five years. Every year they would go to the Lord's Mansion to report on their work. After seeing them a lot, he would naturally remember them.
When they travel, they will also choose the Lord Planet, because the scenery there is better, and they are basically free to eat and live. Only when they want to buy things, they will spend some money.
Gao Jun is embarrassing, so it's not that he is too stupid, but that the timeline of interstellar relationships is too long, and he hasn't been able to adapt to it....
"How does it feel to see people of the same age today?" Ed asked Gao Jun again: "Do you like brothers and sisters?"
Gao Jun shook his head honestly: "I don't like it."
"Why?" Ed was surprised.
He thought Xiaojun would say he liked it.
"Because they are too squeamish." Gao Jun's dislike is very straightforward: "If you don't like garlic, you don't eat it. Why do you let the banquet make a separate dish for him? If you like dolls, you can hold them, and it's the same at home. Huh? If you want to grab the doll and not let go when you come to the banquet, then don’t come to the banquet.”
Ed was speechless, isn't this the privilege of children?
They can make trouble, and everyone is willing to give the children some appropriate changes.
But in Gao Jun's opinion, this kind of behavior is quite inappropriate!
So his evaluation is very sharp: "When I was young, I developed my character and I can get what I want. When I grow up, who is spoiled by whom? At that time, it will be a battle of spirits, and everyone is as proud as a little prince." Boy, who will let them in then? Tolerate them? In order to save face, they will be beaten to death..."
When he was on earth, this kind of thing was not uncommon.
Especially in the era when the only child was prevalent, one child per family, the child's grandparents, maternal grandparents, and grandparents, the child was not good, and said that the child would not have to work so hard to earn money in the future, and all the money in the family would be his....
Pull it down!
80.00% of the children raised in that way are prodigal children, and 20.00% become second-generation ancestors.
It means to drain water in the toilet.
"Father, I'm not a child anymore." Gao Jun twitched a little: "I'll go by myself."
"Okay, dad is going too, shall we go together?" Ed said it well, but in fact...he took Gao Jun's hand and went to the bathroom.
There is a special toilet for children in the bathroom, which is basically operated by fools, in case the children will not understand.
Gao Jun did want to go to the bathroom, but this feeling of "you put water and poop in it, and daddy is waiting at the door"... really sucks.
But when he came out, he noticed that Dad had started the video again!
When I got back to the banquet venue, Dad started to show off his daily life.
Gao Jun holds the lobster and gnaws on the lobster meat; Gao Jun picks the conch snails with his hands....
Gao Jun felt that this kind of picture was not suitable for others to see, but his father insisted: "My son is so cute, there is no way."
Gao Jun put down the big lobster meat in his hand very quietly, and ate the conch without eating it: "Father, shall we go to the beach tomorrow?"
"Honey, of course I'm going to the beach. Our house has a 760-degree sea view room with no dead ends. You can even take a walk through the undersea tunnel."
Ed's father described it so beautifully that Gao Jun couldn't help fantasizing about it.
After the dinner party, to be honest, I was quite tired. Seeing so many people, they were all recorded by the optical brain, commonly known as "scanning the face", and then he would be able to know who was who. Without the optical brain, Gao Jun felt that he would become a blind man blindness.
"You will remember it when you grow up." Ed's father comforted him in this way: "I have seen them not [-] times in all these years, but also [-] times. There is no need to remember them at all."
It is natural to be familiar with it.
Xiaojun only met them once, so of course he couldn't remember them. After that, he would come out to play every three to five years. Every year they would go to the Lord's Mansion to report on their work. After seeing them a lot, he would naturally remember them.
When they travel, they will also choose the Lord Planet, because the scenery there is better, and they are basically free to eat and live. Only when they want to buy things, they will spend some money.
Gao Jun is embarrassing, so it's not that he is too stupid, but that the timeline of interstellar relationships is too long, and he hasn't been able to adapt to it....
"How does it feel to see people of the same age today?" Ed asked Gao Jun again: "Do you like brothers and sisters?"
Gao Jun shook his head honestly: "I don't like it."
"Why?" Ed was surprised.
He thought Xiaojun would say he liked it.
"Because they are too squeamish." Gao Jun's dislike is very straightforward: "If you don't like garlic, you don't eat it. Why do you let the banquet make a separate dish for him? If you like dolls, you can hold them, and it's the same at home. Huh? If you want to grab the doll and not let go when you come to the banquet, then don’t come to the banquet.”
Ed was speechless, isn't this the privilege of children?
They can make trouble, and everyone is willing to give the children some appropriate changes.
But in Gao Jun's opinion, this kind of behavior is quite inappropriate!
So his evaluation is very sharp: "When I was young, I developed my character and I can get what I want. When I grow up, who is spoiled by whom? At that time, it will be a battle of spirits, and everyone is as proud as a little prince." Boy, who will let them in then? Tolerate them? In order to save face, they will be beaten to death..."
When he was on earth, this kind of thing was not uncommon.
Especially in the era when the only child was prevalent, one child per family, the child's grandparents, maternal grandparents, and grandparents, the child was not good, and said that the child would not have to work so hard to earn money in the future, and all the money in the family would be his....
Pull it down!
80.00% of the children raised in that way are prodigal children, and 20.00% become second-generation ancestors.
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