[Naruto] A little flower for you

"...The above are the exam rules, and the Uchiha family. Since you are here to play, you are not allowed to use Sharingan!" The examiner with scars on his head said this.

The Uchiha girls who were scattered in individual seats rolled their eyes at their boys one after another, and they were doing things. Sure enough, the prank was discovered.

However, after the Uchihas stared at the test paper for a few seconds, they took a pen to write the paper calmly.

After leaving the examination room, the Uchihas gathered together with deep sympathy: "Fortunately, Sister Xiaohua has already analyzed the Chunin Exam, and took the most impossible written test into consideration, giving us a sprint before the exam."

The junin in the other classroom looked at Shisui, Shisui shrugged: "Xiaohua was afraid that there would be a written test when she took the exam, so she prepared a lot of written test data, and this time she was afraid that she would not The younger brothers met, so I arrested all the little guys who planned to participate and sent them to special training before the exam."

Well, this can explain very well, how do these Uchihas have a way to write these theoretical test questions that are completely beyond the general ninja knowledge... When Hana was still in Konoha, he was the school's top student in civil and martial arts, and he was even good at liberal arts It's not incomprehensible to become a top student after so many years in the graduating class.

The little Uchihas looked at the two chunin who blocked the exit gate with their ferocious faces, and walked over calmly one after another, and then everyone in Konoha heard the roar of the two chunin: "Don't let me Got you! You Uchiha bastards!"

The elder sister next to him who came to cheer for his younger siblings took off his shoes and threw them over, shouting angrily, "What a bastard! Why are you dissatisfied with my Zhishui male god!"

Some nearby aunts and sisters also grabbed their sleeves, watching the two chunin with "Uchiha XX here for a visit" and "Uchiha XX here for a second tour" written all over their bodies, suddenly one of the aunts suddenly Pointing at one of the Chunin tremblingly: "Then, is that my son Sasuke Shinsuke's signature? And Shisui male god!"

"..."

I won't mention the Chunin who was buried and stripped by the fans over there, and just light the wax for them.

This party has long been accustomed to playing with the little Uchihas who have to use the illusion BUFF at any time. Konoha Ninja, who saw through the illusion calmly and calmly on the road, asked Sasuke Shinsuke, etc., and several little Uchihas who participated in the movie. After signing, it went back to the residence smoothly all the way.

"Who was that just now? A pretty big sister."

"It seems to be a female ninja who is very good at illusion in Konoha, called Yuhihong. My uncle said that she is the daughter-in-law of the third generation."

The little Uchihas understood it one after another, so it’s no big deal if the illusion they were proud of was seen through. After all, the little friend who helped solve the confusion just now, his uncle, is good friends with Asma, so the Uchiha’s hidden It's normal for illusions to be seen through.

As soon as Sasuke and the others returned to the temporary residence, they were greeted by Xiaohua, fed and scrubbed. Sasuke pushed Xiaohua in disgust when he heard that they had passed, and hugged Xiaohua who was madly rubbing against him: "Don't rub me!"

"What's the matter, why don't you rub it for my sister~"

"No, I'm grown up, so I don't want to play this kind of game with my sister that I played when I was young."

"Sasuke is so stingy."

"My sister is childish!"

"No matter how childish you are, you're still your older sister! Look at my infinity, whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" Xiaohua broke free from Itachi's mouth covering and glared at him: "Brother! You've turned bad! Team up with Sasuke to bully Xiaohua!"

Itachi smiled: "Let Sasuke and the others wash up before playing, brother will help you catch him."

Xiaohua rolled her eyes and stretched out her little finger. Under Sasuke's accusing eyes, Itachi hooked it with his little finger in a funny way.

"So, why did my brother cover his mouth just now!?" After returning to their brother and sister's room, Hana hung on Itachi's back, looking at the ninjutsu notes that Itachi had studied.

"Xiaohua, you've grown up, and Sasuke is officially engaged, so it's better for Sasuke if you don't behave like this."

"Huh? Shouldn't you be nicer to me? How come it's better to Zuo Zuo? Brother, do you...do you think Zuo Zuo is a big girl?" Xiao Hua felt quite complicated, although Sasuke was very easy because of his appearance when he was young. I was mistaken for my gender, but Sasuke is a man, a younger brother...

"Actually, Sasuke...for fortune-telling...so his father used special ninjutsu and made him disguise himself as a man for many years...the fortune-teller said that he can't change back until he is 16..." Itachi said slowly read a book.

"...Brother, you are too blind to make up this. Xiaohua has been with Sasuke since she was a child, so don't you know if there is such a thing as a fortune teller? And Xiaohua took a bath with Zuozu when she was a child, and she even played with Sasuke's little girl with her own hands. Brother, Hana remembers it all right!" Hana had black lines all over her head, and she was young back then, so she once seriously asked Mikoto, who was taking a bath together, why Sasuke, who also took a bath at that time, was so different from Itachi, so it was official. Xiaohua, who recognizes the difference between men and women, is full of all kinds of complaints about Itachi's brain hole that likes to write dog-blood novels infected by May.

"Well, I made it up, but... for Sasuke's safety, don't kiss Sasuke all the time." Itachi admitted with a straightforward smile, but thought of the big girl who came here uninvited after Xiaohua's mental instability fell asleep the day before yesterday. The tail summoned the beast, and finally hid before disappearing, but saw the inexplicable jealousy in the eyes after Xiaohua kissed Sasuke in a daze, Itachi still felt that it was necessary to protect his stupid and innocent, sometimes very girlish dear brother.

"Why~why~ tell Xiaohua~Brother~" Xiaohua acted coquettishly, but Itachi just didn't explain, and kept trying to change the subject. Seeing that he couldn't really ask, Xiaohua could only sigh: "Then for Zuozu Dearest kiss, I can only give it to my brother, I will kiss you while my sister-in-law is not around~"

Itachi, who was almost an adult, covered Xiaohua with a big palm and was about to pout and kiss his little face after finishing speaking, and firmly refused to be kissed. If this little girl was around, she would take the initiative to retreat under Quan's gentle smiling face Those who don't know think that Xiaohua is finally sensible when she gets older, and only those who are close to them know that Xiaohua is not sensible, she just knows how to pretend.

Moreover, Xiaohua was mentally unstable a few days ago, which made Itachi more firmly reject his sister's sweet and soft kiss. He observed the environment with a blank face—who knows where his sister's uncontrollable active summoning beast is hiding? fall.

When Sasuke finished washing and returned to the room, he was quite surprised to see a person sitting in the corner facing Xiaohua, who was angry on the wall. He asked curiously, "Brother, what's wrong with sister?"

"It's a long story..." Itachi said slowly.

"Then make a long story short, please, and you are not allowed to make up stories." Sasuke covered his face, blaming Wu Yue for saying that children should cultivate their interests more, and make his brother brainstorm all the time, writing a bunch of bloody stories. Man Man's story was published by a bookseller under Honghua and sold well. The most frightening thing is that his brother wrote a pure love novel!What about "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen", what "I know why I am silent but good at flames, because I am passionate about you in my heart" and so on. Sasuke has watched his brother's for the first time. After the draft, the whole person is not good, and he is gentle and steady, only thinking about becoming stronger and stronger, and his brother and sister!However, his sister-in-law, Sister Quan, was easily deceived into it after reading his brother's novels. Every day in front of them, she would have a shocking and nasty conversation with Itachi, and return his serious brother and sister-in-law!

Itachi smiled. He didn't always have a big brain, but he found it super fun to tease his younger siblings, so he and Quan have been playing like this. Writing novels is just a by-product of teasing younger siblings.

After Itachi simply explained what he said to admonish Xiaohua, Sasuke, who was on the same front as his comrade-in-arms, raised his head: "Brother, you finally realize how naive you were when you always supported your sister's kissing games. I'm so relieved."

In fact, Itachi, who didn't intend to die, kept smiling, watching another round of naive debates between his younger siblings about who was naive. In the state where he has not obtained the reincarnation eye reversal and writing sharing eyes, he can only do so if he does not die. Protect my sister from being snatched away by the big tail man, and after the reincarnation is opened and the strength rushes up, he will be very happy and aboveboard to form an alliance with Shanshui of "death to my sister/daughter" .

The second test of the Chunin test was placed in Konoha's death forest. Shisui did not hide his figure this time, and together with Itachi and other Uchiha youths who also led the team, he personally sent the little Uchihas to After the second round, they stared at a long-haired woman indiscriminately, and the other party looked back with a charming smile, but the long tongue that stuck out for a moment before other people noticed, was normal for this woman. It brought a touch of danger and weirdness, and several Uchihas had already opened their eyes, which made Kaoguan Hongdou and other Konoha ninjas who had just arrived at the scene had to clear the field to prevent the Uchihas from being suspected of cheating.

Sasuke and Jinsuke looked at each other, and after whispering something to Shizuka, the three of them split up and sneaked into several Uchiha teams to chat for a few words, and then they got together again. As for why the Uchiha teams were scattered The reason for not opening the Uchiha field is because after Xiaohua prepared the guessing questions and analysis for them in advance, they had already mentally prepared what kinds of topics the first quiz might be about.

But at the beginning of the second round, each village usually arranges missions for actual combat, that is, the time for the unsatisfactory little friends who can hold their sleeves upright, and it is a proper occasion for both sides to not worry about beating someone and being read by adults, so the current Uchiha team , it is obvious that every team is ready to move.

──Oh, you can beat Sasuke Shinsuke openly and aboveboard, hurry up, let's form an alliance with the friends over there.

──No appointment, you ate our strawberries last time, and you haven’t settled the score with you yet, no appointment.

──After defeating Zuo Jin, go to Sister Xiaohua and the others for some snacks, and I will give it to you at that time.

──Three, each.

──Two, or we'll find another team.

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Sasuke, Jinsuke, and the others saw the eye contact of their little friends, they rolled their eyes together, Jinsuke hung on Sasuke's shoulder, and said with a grin: "Zozuo, it seems that someone is going to challenge us as children. King's authority."

Assistant Zuo put it in his trouser pocket, and turned his eyes: "Go back and take all the snacks reserved by sister to Konoha Nursery."

Jin Zhu smiled: "Leave a few for us!"

"It's easy to say."

Shizuka looked at them amusedly, they were clearly planning how to deal with the situation of their little friends, but the clan had been playing like this for many years, and it was Zhishui who took the lead. After being pranked, they all go back to their friends, so that they also get into the habit of cheating on their peers, and then whenever they have a common enemy, they will happily unanimously speak out, such as the daily play and water stop plan.

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Sasuke was only nine years old when he knew he had a fiancée.

But Shizuka, who was found by Fuyue to go with Sasuke and told that she had a fiancé, was only nine years old.

The two kids had no concept of fiancée at all, but Sasuke was a smart kid, so he asked his siblings if he had any questions, so Itachi said, "Fiancee..." I don't know what came to mind, Itachi blushed silently, and coughed One voice: "It means that in the future you and Shizuka will form a family like a father and mother."

"So sister Quan is brother's fiancée?"

"Isn't it your girlfriend? My sister said it." Shizuka asked suspiciously.

Itachi's face suddenly turned red, and his eyes wandered: "That's the goal of the next stage, now... it's just a girlfriend."

"..." Sasuke stared at Itachi who was blushing, opened his eyes wide and said to Shizuka in surprise, "It's the first time I see my brother blushing!"

"Eh? I often see my sister blushing. Every time she sees a letter from Brother Rong, she will blush for a while."

The two children who were ignorant of the definition of an unmarried couple suddenly turned into a discussion meeting on when their elder brothers and sisters would blush.

Shanshui passing by glanced at the two children who were discussing enthusiastically, and said with a sigh to the blushing Itachi, "This is youth."