Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

I swear to God, I will never ride in a car driven by Yin Yue from now on!

I was sitting in the passenger seat, and Wu Xie, the fat man and the little brother were in the back of the car. Fortunately, the car is spacious enough, otherwise these three tall men would have to huddle together. "Yin Yue, what are you doing..." Before I could finish my sentence, I didn't even fasten my seat belt, Yin Yue stepped on the gas pedal, causing my whole body to slam backwards, almost biting myself tongue. "Little San, sit still, there seems to be someone chasing you from behind." Yin Yue dropped this sentence gracefully, stomped on the accelerator, looked at the rearview mirror and sneered a few times, and turned the steering wheel abruptly. I was thrown against the car door, which made me dizzy.

From the rearview mirror, I could vaguely discern Xie Yuchen's hit red trot not far behind, and several blue commercial vehicles slowly driving up further away.

"Hmph, it's not that easy to catch up with me."

Emma, ​​Yin Yue, what's the matter with your excited expression!I felt something was wrong, and I was just about to tell her to drive carefully, but she suddenly braked suddenly and asked me to rush forward, almost being strangled by the seat belt, and then made a 180-degree U-turn. Acceleration was completed with a sudden step on the accelerator, and I immediately slammed back into my seat! "Hey! Ah! Slow down, slow down, bastard!" In the next few minutes, I witnessed what is called "speed and passion", braking suddenly, changing lanes, forcibly cutting, pushing into the rear of the car, honking the horn wildly, inside the road Overtaking, my whole body was in a state of extreme dizziness. I only felt that the throat here seemed to be approaching the crater of eruption, and I was about to vomit within a few seconds. "Sister, you used to drive a fucking tank! What grudge does this gas pedal have with you? You want to trample on it so hard. This is the first time I have the urge to throw up in a car!" Even the fat man spoke out. , this Yin Yue's driving skills have reached the point where both people and gods are indignant!

"Oh, you can't blame me. This car is quite weird. There are only brakes and accelerators. I originally wanted to use the clutch to speed up, but I didn't expect it to be so simple. It doesn't even have this. I can't help it."

There was silence in the car.

A few seconds later, the fat man expressed his feelings at the time: "Fuck..."

Wu Xie hurriedly said in the back row: "Here, where did you get the clutch for the car with automatic transmission! Can you drive?"

"Why not? Cousin-in-law, it's very impolite for you to question me like that." Yin Yue showed a helpless expression, "How about I show you a drift?"

"Don't!" Wu Xie almost shouted. "It's still drifting," said the fat man. "During this turn, both of the goddamn wheels are off the ground. If it wasn't for your fat man sitting here, it would really roll over."

"How come, I've been watching "Initial C" every day recently, and everything said in it is in my mind."

"Initial, you're big!" I couldn't help cursing, "Who read manga as a textbook, and it's "Initial D" and you fucking remembered the name wrong, did you really read it seriously? Yin, Yin Yue, you, tell me honestly, do you have a driver's license?" I was so fucking worried, so scared, and regretted taking this cousin's car!

There was a deathly silence in the car.

Then I heard Yin Yue reply: "Jinbao, why did you ask such unsense words? How can you drive without a driver's license?" She slammed in one direction, changed to the innermost lane dangerously, and a burst of horns sounded, Then he squeezed a Santana taxi without seeing him, passed BYD diagonally, and forced the van to get out of the way. The Volvo driver who was driving side by side knew that this man was crazy, so he quickly got out of the way. She travels.Yin Yue snorted in satisfaction, then took out a black ID from the front cover of the car with one hand, and waved it in front of my eyes. "Just in case, when I asked cousin Liang Shuang to borrow the car, I also borrowed the driver's license."

The car fell into deathly silence again.

"I mean your driver's license, which is your own driver's license with your picture on it..."

"Oh, I haven't taken that test yet." Queen Yin Yue shrugged her shoulders, "It's okay, it's okay if you have Liang Shuang anyway? Isn't the driver's license just like a meal card, as long as you can borrow it? ?”

Your sister, who stipulated this, I have never heard of such a traffic law, okay!

The fat man in the back row was no longer calm: "Liang Jin, your cousin is not normal now, is she sick!"

Before I could answer, Yin Yue said confidently: "I'm not crazy, my dad gave me an assessment, once every three years, no problem."

The car fell into a dead silence like the end of the world.

After a while, the fat man added: "Your grandfather's."

I weighed it up, instead of letting Yin Yue drive us to Huangquan Road, it's better to surrender now, no matter what, it's my grandpa and grandpa, and they won't do anything to them.Just as he was about to speak, Wu Xie said, "Liang Jin, tell your cousin to stop and let me drive!"

"No, Cousin Yuchen is still following. Cousin Liang Shuang told me to take you to him, and leave no one alone." Yin Yue pursed her lips.

"That buddy is one of our own!" The fat man said impatiently, "It doesn't matter if he catches up. They are all cousins, why don't you listen to Xie's, but want to listen to what is so cool..."

Before the fat man finished speaking, Yin Yue turned in another direction, and there was a harsh "zzz" sound from the tires rubbing against the ground, and I felt my body leaning over and slowly rising, and the right side of the windshield was tilted up—— Emma!This car is going to roll over!

Yin Yue chuckled: "Did you see that, it's called drifting."

Wu Xie yelled: "Damn, the car is about to overturn! Liang Jin holds her steering wheel, don't let her drive too fast, don't step on the brake too hard!"

I grabbed her and shouted: "Yue, Yueyue, slow down! Put on the brakes!"

Finally, there was a "squeak", and the tire on one side fell back to the ground violently, causing me to hit the roof of the car. I covered my painful head and looked back at the back row: "You, you are all right--little, little brother What's the matter, little brother!" I saw my little brother's eyes closed tightly, leaning crookedly on the fat man, my heart tightened suddenly, and I saw a bloodstain on his forehead, and I panicked: "Wu Xie, hurry up!" Look at the little brother! He, what's wrong with him! Knocked on the head?!" Your sister!This little brother is so awesome, could he be dead in a car now!Yin, Yin Yue, you killed someone!

Seeing him like this, Wu Xie also panicked, pulled him up from the fat man, grabbed his shoulders with both hands and shook him: "Hey, brother, brother, you're still alive——Damn, your fucking car I can still sleep after driving like this!" Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, I felt that the car started to flick its tail, and the goddamn Yin Yue was performing a stunt!This time I hugged the passenger seat tightly to prevent being thrown out of the car door.At this moment, an amazing scene happened!

This car is turning to the right to make a U-turn. Right behind me is Wu Xie. Beside Wu Xie sits the little brother and the fat man in turn. I saw Yin Yue making a turn. The ground was tilted up, and I saw my little brother was shaken awake by Wu Xie before he was confused, because the left side of the car was lifted up all of a sudden, and he fell towards Wu Xie.This Wu Xie just grabbed his shoulders to face him, and was immediately thrown into his arms by the younger brother. The young master of the Wu family looked horrified and wanted to resist the younger brother with all his strength. Unexpectedly, the car was lifted too high, so that he sat The fat man on the far left also fell to the ground and hit the little brother's back all at once.

Be good, this collision was unstoppable, the little brother was directly slapped into Wu Xie's arms, the two sitting heights were almost equal, the little brother leaned forward and pressed Wu Xie to death, and then, and then came A deep French kiss...

Damn, the weight of this fat man is really not great, this kiss is blocked to death by him, I think Wu Xie will be so pressed by the little brother that he can't breathe!I looked at Wu Xie staring at a pair of unbelievable eyes, and on the opposite side was my brother's extremely calm and deep eyes, looking at each other—not to mention, the artistic conception is pretty good.

There was another bang, the half of the car fell to the ground, and the fat man was shaken away. Wu Xie took a deep breath and rubbed his red lips carelessly with the back of his hand. The little brother was still so calm, just wiped it with his hands casually. Lips, I saw a trace of blood at the corner of his mouth.I heard the fat man say from the side: "Fuck, this car drives so fast, I want to kill someone! Sister Liang, open your eyes a little wider, we're going to find your eyeballs that fell out, what's wrong, what amazing things do you see?" Is something wrong?" It turned out that the fat man hit his back on the little brother just now, and he didn't see what happened to the two of them at all.Yin Yue was driving again, and I was the only one who witnessed their great moment.

"Uh, just now..."

Wu Xie raised his head, and the little brother narrowed his eyes.

Two sharp eye knives shot at me at the same time.

"No, I didn't see anything."

Suddenly I felt my arm tighten, and I saw Wu Xie grabbing me and said word by word: "You fucking, call, her, stop, car!" I was still struggling with the Xie Yuhua who was following the car, but now Seeing this, his determination just now was wiped out in ashes.How could I just fall for his tricks? It's hopeless... I immediately grabbed Yin Yue and said fiercely: "You fucking stop, or I'll beat you up!"

No one dares to teach my cousin a lesson at home. Whether it is the Liang family, the Xu family or the Yin family, they all know that her mother died of dystocia when she was born. Yin Zongkai is only her daughter, and she is too partial. If you go to sue in front of him, he will definitely give you two words "Follow her".Our family is indeed prosperous, but there are only two girls in the third generation, me and her. How could those cousins ​​bully a little sister, let alone the precious daughter of the Yin family?I still have two older brothers and Miss Xu, but she is the only direct descendant of the Yin family, who would dare to provoke her?So it became lawless.Looking at the whole family, I can only say a few words about her and beat her a few times.

Oh, by the way, there is also Liang Shuang... Fortunately, she doesn't follow Liang Wenjing's tricks.

Sure enough, Yin Yue showed a hesitant look when she saw me go crazy: "Jinbao, if I stop, your elopement will be finished this time."

Huh?

Huh?

I was taken aback and didn't react for a while.

"What, what? Who did I elope with?"

Yin Yue's crescent-like eyebrows frowned, and said: "You still lie to me, it's really unreasonable! I will try my best to help you fall in love freely!"

Free love, you are tall, Yin Yue, you live in the two-dimensional space!I was really angry: "Don't speak Hong Kong and Taiwan, just get to the point!"

The queen shrugged: "Cousin-in-law Wu Xie has met grandpa. I heard from A Shuang that the situation is not very optimistic. Later, I heard from Siyu that you dragged him and escaped from the window of your aunt's house. Isn't this elopement or something?" Huh? I didn’t expect Xie Xiaojiu to care about you so much. I just asked Ah Shuang to borrow a car to pick you up, and Ah Shuang told me that Xiaojiu’s cousin was also chasing you.” She turned the steering wheel and continued to say to me who was already dizzy , "But don't worry, I'm on your side. Happiness is precious, and love is even more expensive."

The amount of information is too large, and it took me more than ten seconds to react.

Oh!Oh!I understand now, your sister, it turns out that Liang Shuang is behind all of this!Damn, next time I see him, I'll beat him to death!

I heard Yin Yue say again: "Jinbao, let me tell you, men are pretty cheap. He didn't care much about him before when he was nice to him. He would come after you when he heard that you eloped with Wu Xie. If I were you , I will not give him a chance even if he dies!"

The fat man interjected: "Hey, what do you mean, don't hit too much, can you? We are still listening behind. Besides, it's not like that at all, we reserve the right of final interpretation here. Ha. The Liang family went to Wu Xie's store to seek revenge, and he was counted as evidence."

What's the situation?My forehead was in a mess: "Fatty, can you tell me what's going on here?"

I was still waiting for the fat man's answer, when suddenly Wu Xie's cell phone rang, he connected it, listened for a few seconds, then handed it to me and said, "I'm looking for you."

I was a little puzzled, who actually knew that Wu Xie was with me?

"Hey, who is it?"

"Xiao Jin, it's me."

I am silent.

Your sister's is Xie Yuchen.