Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

I glanced at Wu Xie, then saw the fat man winking and smiling, and held back the words that rushed to the tip of my tongue.

Well, let’s not talk about Phaeton for now, I want to solve my curiosity first: "Wu Xie, can you tell me honestly that the profit of my Sushuitang is really high? I heard you say that your antique shop is not in good condition Later, I asked Liang Shuang. He said that antique shops are all small businesses, and there is no way to run a business. It is good if you can eat enough. Generally, they do not open for three years. "

Before I finished speaking, the fat man said first: "Liang Xiaojin, I think you should change your name to Tianzhen. Those antique shops usually don't open for three years, but there is half a sentence after the **** that says "open." Eat for three years'. Go and ask your parrot and white pigeon, how much did they charge for the blue and white vase just now? It's more than 200 million, I wrote the word 'king' upside down."

What!Have a profit of 100 million? !Just a bottle?

I asked Wu Xie for confirmation with my eyes in disbelief, and he nodded to me and said: "Antique dealers, one is the channel, and the other is the vision. Your family's Sushuitang may say that the strength of Jianbao may not be as strong as your grandfather's time-honored brand." , but the channels are very wide. My antique shop can’t compare with your networked shop.”

It seems to make sense, but I still find it a bit unbelievable. According to this, my family is very rich?But we obviously live in a small house in an alley, without a mansion with a garden, and I think the Passat driven by my classmate's boyfriend is also a basic sedan model.Oh no, now it's the Phaeton.

Unhappily, I snatched the fat man's cell phone and called Liang Xiaoshi again.

"Liang Zonghan, you fucking want to tell me the truth. Let me ask you, that... that Yin Wu's vase, how much money he charged. I warn you, don't lie to me, wait a minute I'll ask my brother for verification." After I finished speaking, I remembered one more thing, and I lowered my voice to avoid Fatty and Wu Xie and asked, "By the way, that car my mother drove, where did it come from? Is it a Passat? ?”

As soon as I heard the chuckle of "poof" on the other end of the phone, I knew that I had probably made a fool of myself again.I suppressed my discomfort and asked in a low voice: "Liang Xiaoshi, tell me the truth, that car... is it called Phaeton? How much did you pay for it?"

Five seconds later, I unsteadily returned the phone to the fat man, my heart pounding.

When the handover was in progress, a text message came from the mobile phone: 200 yuan was received for the vase.

I replied unsteadily: Is it 200 yuan or 200 million yuan?

The reply said: 200 yuan.

Fuck!Received 200 yuan and sold it for 300 million, I am a good boy, is this profit going to heaven!

Wu Xie glanced at it, and was quite surprised: "It's amazing! Someone in your family probably picked up a leak. Things like this are not uncommon in the antique market."

I was still in a daze and didn't recover, and said to my heart: I will go to your mother's small business, I will go to your mother's family to support my family!Liang Siqi, you big liar, big liar!For so many years, I thought that my Sushuitang was just an ordinary rouge grocery store or something, enough to make a living and support some fellows.I have also seen a few of the facades of the Eighteenth Hall in the south of the Yangtze River. They are all small shops with a pile of miscellaneous things and less than 32 square meters.Those hall masters don’t wear gold or silver, and some of them wear a few pieces of jade on their bodies. Every year when the hall is settled, the [-] hall masters in the hall all have a sad face and say that business is difficult to do, and competition is difficult. Fierce, barely supporting the family, don't embarrass us if you are the head of the family Yunyun, I didn't expect everyone to be fucking low-key!This acting is not fucking covered!

"Wu Xie, tell me honestly, what is the annual sales of a shop like ours?" I felt strongly that I had been betrayed by my family, it was simply abominable!Even if I never cared about it and didn't have any share in the family, you can't lie to me, really.

"You are embarrassing me." Wu Xie shook his head, "Your family has 32 big shops in East China and South China, and the rest of the small shops are too many. How do I know how much sales are in a year. Besides, antique shops are like fat people It’s like, ‘If you don’t open for three years, but you can’t open for three years,’ the ups and downs are very strong.”

I thought for a while and then said: "Then... the unicorn that I mentioned just now, how much do I, my brother tell you to take for the photo?"

The fat man picked up a piece of fish and said, "Your brother said not to auction it, so let me find a way to find someone to tell the seller in advance, and he will charge five times the reserve price."

I gasped: "Five times!"

The fat man moved his body, and seemed to be very excited: "If you want to talk about your brother, that's really arrogance. I've always heard people say that Liang Siqi is an iron cock, but I didn't expect that when his sister was involved, he wouldn't even frown." I told Tianzhen that no matter how much money it is, I will find a way to get it back." At this point, the fat man's tone changed, and he patted the table angrily and said, "If you say that Beijing is my fat man's territory, who in the circle has seen it? I don't want to give you any face! Originally, the matter of Fatty and I going out became a mess, but I didn't expect it to be ruined by my fucking talk!"

I asked: "What's wrong?"

Wu Xie also sighed on the side: "I don't blame Fatty for this, we only think that your grandfather's business is concentrated in East China and South China, and in Beijing, he just has a name there. I didn't expect that there would be acquaintances there." know him."

It’s broken—my first reaction after hearing this was: Enemy.

Sure enough, the explanations from Fatty and Wu Xie completed my guess.

It is not the real seller who connects with the fat man.It is said that this seller is very powerful, and it is easy to miss people, so I hired an agent to discuss business with him.The difficulty of this business is not too great. On the one hand, Qilin is more like a legend. It is difficult to judge whether it is true or not. Most people are somewhat skeptical. Normal people don’t need a physique that is invulnerable to insects, and it cannot prolong life. ; Secondly, the price offered by the fat man was very generous. In his words, he was "frightened for a while", and the price was five times as soon as he shook his hand.But in the end, when it was time to close the deal, the old agent asked the following sentence: These days, it is not ordinary people who are willing to pay such a high price to buy Qilin exhaust.Would Mr. Wang be willing to disclose who the buyer is.

As soon as the fat man thought that it would be better to have one less thing than one more thing, he shook his hand and said that it was inconvenient to disclose.

The old agent stroked his beard and said: Can you reveal your surname so that he can go back and take a job?

The fat man thought that everyone with the surname Liang Hai had gone, so he asked what a surname was?So I didn't think much about it, and said casually: Just tell your boss that his surname is Liang.

I didn't expect that all the things discussed earlier would be yellow with just such a sentence.The old agent picked up the leather bag and said "I'm sorry, this product is no longer for sale", and then simply left.The fat man was "confused" at once, and in his words, "so many fucking surnames read Liang, what kind of jelly is Liang, and Liang from a good family woman, how can he know which Liang it is from just hearing it."He originally wanted to chase him out, but then he thought that the boss of this family had a lot of background, and it was said that he had a deep relationship with Lao Jiumen, so he immediately speculated that he might have made an enmity with my family.So I thought in my heart, no matter what, let's meet at the auction. Is it still worrying that the price offered by Mr. Liang will not be sold.

My eyebrows twitched, and I said to myself: Oh boy, I want to shoot on the spot. If the price is sky-high, it won't be because I lost the house, right?After all, I still have no idea how much my brother can spend.

Wu Xie seemed to see my thoughts and said comfortingly: "Don't worry, just like what the fat man said, this piece of unicorn is very rare, and there will be no real buyers to buy it. It is estimated that there will be no market for it. Fatty The price I asked someone before was 200 million (my brows trembled), and your brother said that he could get rid of the money. We also discussed that even if we go to auction, the starting price will not exceed 100 million, and maybe it won’t happen. Up to 200 million."

Oh, it turns out that my brother can get rid of the 200 million yuan, so I was fucking stolen from a mobile phone worth 500 yuan before, and he almost drowned me in the saliva when I read it. I still have lingering fears.Liang Siqi, you are really my brother!

"However, since we are going to the auction, we have to take it easy," I heard Wu Xie say, "This boss doesn't like people with the surname Liang, so we can't disclose the affairs of the Liang family to avoid complications. I have suffered a lot in front of me, otherwise I wouldn't turn around and run away without recognizing my head. Why, Liang Jin, do you know anything?"

I hold my forehead.

I, it seems, can guess.

Beijing and Laojiumen are related to our Liang family. There are only two families. The family name is Xie. The only woman in Laojiumen, her third daughter is the current head of the Huo family named Huo Xiangu, who is many years older than my grandfather, and it is said that like her mother, she is also a heroine.

When I said this, the fat man slapped his thigh: "Yo, it's really possible for you to say that. This old lady Huo is such an antique, and her husband is considered a famous figure in Beijing. It's not unusual for Qilin to be with her. But if it's true Let’s take revenge, then we have to take it easy and don’t hit other people’s guns. Now brother Wu, you and sister Liang are a family, but what is it that I, Fatty Wang, blocked the guns of your family? Liang Jin, tell me, you How did the Liang family come to harm Huo Xiangu?"

I rubbed my head and smiled at the fat man: "This kind of thing...it's not convenient to talk about."

I really can't say it.

Do I want to tell Fatty and Wu Xie that almost 50 years ago my grandfather seduced the fifth lady for the property of the Huo family, causing the family to break up, the sisters to disagree, and in the end most of the money was lost?What's worse is that Miss Huo Wu seems to really like Liang Youdao, an unscrupulous young man, but came to Shanghai alone only to find out that he has a family and a house, and jumped into the Huangpu River directly in grief and indignation-this kind of shameless thing, I am Can you use it to tell them at the dinner table?

just forget it.

I sincerely grabbed the sleeves of Fatty and Wu Xie respectively and said, "Uh... that... If it's really Xiangu Huo, let's keep a low profile and don't say that we have anything to do with Liang when we go to the auction. Hehe ,hehe."

The fat man shook his head when he saw my expression, turned to Wu Xie and said, "Naive, it's a good thing you didn't win that blue vase just now. According to the way enemies like your wife's family bloom everywhere, if you really marry into her Liang family, it will be a real shame." There is no return to the last one. I am sweating for you."

"Hey, don't say that, okay? This time the situation is quite special, and the other ones didn't get so stiff..." I pouted.

"Oh, stiff." The fat man looked at me jokingly, "Just a single word "Zombie" can make people surnamed Liang disappear all over the country."

I continued with a cheeky "hehe": "Oh, let the past matter pass by. We have to solve the current real problem. Anyway, we are going to Beijing, there will always be a solution." I felt guilty The more you talk, the softer you are, "It's safer not to mention my family's affairs..."

Wu Xie also shook his head: "We know it even if you don't tell me. Your brother is more aware of the seriousness of the situation than you. He repeatedly told us to keep a low profile in Beijing."

"Wait, wait, how many of us? Which of us?" I asked.

Wu Xie replied: "I, Fatty, you still have a little brother."

"Huh? It's just us, the figures in my family and my uncle aren't going? My brother isn't going either?"

"Your elder brother spoke vaguely about this matter, so he said that he needs to make preparations. I guess he already has a plan, but it's not convenient to tell me."

Alas, what's the inconvenience, anyway, we will be a family in the future-this weird thought suddenly came up, which relieved my nervous mood a bit.

Seeing my silence, Wu Xie comforted me: "Don't worry, we must have this unicorn. I don't think anyone but us will be too attached to it. It has no artistic appreciation value, and it won't bloom. , only we would be interested in it."

"To be honest," the fat man knocked on the table, "Liang Xiaosan, you should relax and take it to meet the market, and then we will see how your fat master and brother Wu will perform."

The corner of my mouth twitched: "It's still in the market. If you bid a sky-high price, my elder brother will definitely disown you immediately, believe it or not?"

"Yeah, that's fine too, but you'll have my fat man's surname from now on, and you'll be at the top of the list, so it's easy to call Wang Er."

I couldn't hold back my snort, and laughed, feeling more relaxed: "Wang Er, you big-headed ghost! If you want me to take your surname, will you give me a dowry?"

The fat man said: "What is the dowry? I'll pour a few more buckets, and I'll have everything."

"Damn it, whoever gets married will send a lighting device as a dowry. You are going to curse me."

"What do you know, we call it industry characteristics. Besides, as far as the physique of the three of us is concerned, what can be poured out is not all in exchange for life. It is more precious than anything else."

While talking, the dishes were served one by one, and I picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into my mouth, "Damn it, why is this fish so sour?"

Wu Xie shook his head: "Everyone says it's vinegar fish, so it's still sweet. This is the dish you insisted on eating, don't blame me." He pointed: "West Lake vinegar fish, Mrs. Song's fish soup, There is also mandarin fish with pine nuts, these three dishes are sour, I said at the time that it is not suitable, who told you to eat it."

The fat man took a sip of the soup, and immediately said: "No, no, let's order something else. They are all sour. How can I eat them? Liang Xiaosan, how many months are you pregnant? What the hell are you doing?"

Wu Xie and I shook our chopsticks.

This fat man's eyes are really sharp. He pinched his chopsticks and looked at Wu Xie and then at me: "Yo yo." He put the chopsticks on the bowl, looked at us with his arms folded, and said leisurely: "Look! There is a story here. You two..."

"Fatty Lord," Wu Xie immediately pressed the fat man's shoulder, "If you always want to eat, just order whatever you want. I'll invite you all today."

"Yo, you're quite shy." The fat man was amused when he heard it, he patted Wu Xie on the back and laughed, and said, "Since you say that, I'm going to throw off my arms and eat the fat man." Said After yelling at the waiter, he immediately ordered several small dishes and a few bottles of white wine.I was a little worried when I saw that he ordered four bottles of liquor in one go. I pressed the menu and said, "Fatty, what are you ordering so much for? I don't know how to drink liquor."

The fat man waved his hand at me indifferently: "What's the matter, I took care of it before I passed the door. Don't be disappointed, Liang Xiaomei, they say that innocent will not enter your house. You married into the Wu family and listened to your innocent brother. "

I didn't bother to break up with him: "Look at the environment, you and Wu Xie are both drunk later, do you expect me to take you back? This is Hangzhou, I am not familiar with it. Speaking of it, wait for us Where to?"

Wu Xie said: "Yes, let's drink less first, and continue drinking when we return to my shop."

"By the way, Wu Xie," I heard him talk about the shop, and became interested, "I heard that your shop is quite famous in Hangzhou, isn't it called Xiling Yinshe? The Printing House still has a long history, a century-old shop."

Wu Xie smiled at me: "Xiling Yinshe is a century-old shop, but it is not opened by my family, nor does it sell antiques. It is the headquarters of a famous Yinology society. My shop is next to Xiling. You'll find out when you get there."

Fatty ignored the words of the two of us at all, took advantage of this time to open a bottle of white wine, took a large wine glass and served it to Wu Xieman: "Come on, let's go first."

When I saw such a full glass, my eyelids twitched: "Fatty Master, you really want to get drunk, did you listen to what we said just now?"

The fat man chuckled: "Don't worry, we'll just have a drink, and when we're done, we'll take it home and continue drinking with my little brother."

"Ah, the little brother is here too! Why didn't you say it earlier."

"Our little brother has a brother named Ceiling," the fat man took a sip of his wine, "If he makes eye contact with this little friend, he won't be able to be touched by thunder. So I let the little brother look after the house, Come to find naive."

Brother housekeeper, why are these words so joyful.

When I heard that my little brother was also feeling relieved, I relaxed my vigilance. Facts have proved that this is definitely a wrong judgment.