[Main Hokage] I'm not Namikaze Minato

When I was wondering whether I should consider changing my stepfather, the door of the snack bar opened suddenly, and a handsome young girl rushed in.

"Gaara! Shikamaru used ninjutsu to send news that a suspicious man who looks like the Fourth Hokage has just left Konoha. According to the investigation, he seems to be walking in the direction of Sand Ninja Village. Let us pay attention."

Then the girl saw me and got stuck.

So I found that not only this girl, but everyone else, including Lord Snake and his followers, were all staring at me with piercing eyes.

... This is a bit embarrassing.

"Hey, what, what you said just now—"

I rubbed my hands together, and I was about to ask Mr. Land Snake, if he said just now that he wants to be my godfather to cover me, is it worth it? Then he saw Mr. Land Snake rushing over at a very fast speed and sat across from me, his affection was as deep as the sea say to me--

"I'm sorry for being rude just now, my lord father!"

"........."

Oops!Wait for me!The person who asked me to call me dad just now, what the hell is calling me dad now? ! !

"Sorry, I didn't expect you to be Naruto's father, you look too young, and there were many misunderstandings just now, please don't worry about it."

What a polite child!If I have a daughter named Naruto, I can't help but promise to marry you.It's a pity, I have seen the essence of your local snake before, even if you react now and try to tease me in a different way, I won't fall for it!

"I don't have a daughter named Naruto."

"It's a son." The local snake corrected.

"It's the same with my son, I'm not married yet!"

"It doesn't matter, even if Naruto is an illegitimate child, I don't mind."

"I mind! Didn't you understand, you got the wrong person, the wrong person, the wrong person!"

I couldn't help but grabbed the ground snake's shoulder, and Tuzki shook violently, but the ground snake was still firm and unmoved!

"You don't remember Naruto, it must be because of Yakushidou..." Halfway through speaking, the local snake suddenly woke up and stared at me, "Wait a minute, the Uchiha you mentioned just now, isn't it Uchiha Sasuke?"

"Sasuke? I have the impression that I have seen his arrest warrant. But that kid is not of age, is he? My stepfather is very old."

"...A very old Uchiha? Use Yakushidou to carry out the fourth-generation resurrection plan?" The local snake looked like I had accidentally learned some big secret. "Excuse me, Father, I think it's better for you to stay and meet Naruto with me."

No, not at all.I've never heard of people who don't recognize their father but become a father. Whoever wants to become the Fourth Hokage somehow has an extra daughter who is waiting to be married, oh no, son, although it sounds like this son is quite sought-after.There is no one more helpless than me who wants to be a father, I'm afraid.

"No, let me refuse. Even if becoming Hokage is my goal, I will not recognize my son for this. My father will break my leg."

Suddenly I understood the reason why my dad's expression twitched when he heard me call him dad.It turns out that being a father is such a stressful thing!I am still young and want to get married, thank you.

So the local snake said sorry, and brought someone to beat me.

So it took me a while to get all of them down.

Huh, to be honest, it's quite tricky. Although this guy's strength is not as good as my stepfather's, it's indeed a tricky idea. If you want to drag it to the money exchange, it's still five figures!

But of course I wouldn't do that!As a five-good young man in the new century, how can I send the man who wants to be my father and even called my father to the money exchange?Although, it's sad that he's not going to be my dad.but!He was the first person to say that he would cover me!Go for this!I didn't hit him in the face!

"The tree world is coming? Are you still using that person's cells!"

Unexpectedly, after I resorted to the trick of 'hug you, my first love', I was still struggling to be able to speak in the vines. I couldn't help but have a favorability score of 10 for these girls with braids in the sky.

"You seem to know a lot, can you go back to Cao Ninja Village with me? Well, your upside-down braid is so pretty."

I can't help but praise.I don't know why, but I just think that the hairstyle of upside-down braids is very cool, very glamorous, and very heart-warming.

"...I have a boyfriend, thank you."

I failed to seduce people, and I was rejected for half a second, and I suffered tons of damage.

"You, you, you—"

"—Bullying people wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

With a posture of howling and crying, I rushed out of the road.

Sure enough, those local snakes and their subordinates who just broke free from "Hug you, my first love", stood in a daze for half a second when they saw this scene, and it took half a second. It would be difficult for them to catch up with me.

After I managed to get away, I breathed a sigh of relief and took out the mask and put it on again.

"What Passer-by said is absolutely right, no matter who tells me I shouldn't agree to anything, and I shouldn't take off my mask."

It seems that this face is not a fraudster, but the son of a famous person, or a super rich man or something.Looking at this face, everyone who knows him can't help but want to hug his thigh.

Hmph, you can't even lie, Fourth Hokage?Even I know, is it already the fifth generation of Hokage?And it is said that the measurements of the Fifth Hokage are the golden ratio!I have no common sense, and I'm not really stupid!

It seems that when I visit various places in the future, I still have to hide my name.A handsome person also has all kinds of troubles, alas.