[Main Hokage] I'm not Namikaze Minato

The planet is in crisis.

Brother Zhuzi, the boss of the Autobots, Master Optimus Prime, after knowing that he was wanted by some kind of "creator", he also left the earth to find the creator to settle accounts.I never expected that once Brother Zhuzi left, humans and the Autobots would compete against each other, and the Decepticons would collude with the human government again. Everyone will never get tired of this kind of stalking.

That's right, it's nothing, it's just wanting each other to fight each other.From a human point of view, can you metal gorillas stop forcibly colonizing us and get out of the earth?From a car point of view, slag we sacrificed our planet Cybertron to protect you humans from the Decepticons, and you still don't allow political asylum?And from the Decepticon's point of view, we just want to find energy and want to go home, why do cars want to rob us of energy!Can it be better?

...Who said that wars are caused by poor communication, even if the communication is good, this hole is difficult to fill, and it is impossible to reach a tripartite reconciliation, so fall!

In the end, it seemed that the situation was not chaotic, and brother Zhuzi came back suddenly!Turned into purple eyes, a pillar brother with a red paint on his face!In the convulsive version, Brother Zhuzi came up to PK his fellow Autobots, and directly overthrew the Bumblebee, and wanted to pierce the Bumblebee's fire with a single sword!

At this moment!When the bumblebee was brewing, how could it touch people's hearts, move people's hearts, and wake up his big brother by showing cuteness——Suddenly, another black Optimus Prime fell from the sky, and kicked the color-contact version of Optimus Prime over with one kick!

Humans: "What, what's going on, two Optimus Primes...!!!"

The black Optimus Prime pulled out his sword and stepped on the breastplate of Optimus Prime, preventing the opponent from getting up.

Then, the black pillar picked up the sword, and stabbed the head of the super red pillar!It completely reproduces the crisis posture of the hornet just now!

"Be careful, big brother!!!"

Bumblebee couldn't help yelling with a real voice, but this only made the color-contact version of Zhuzi feel familiar, and it didn't affect the black-painted version of Optimus Prime to give him a sword!

The sword was inserted into the head side of the pillar of the cosmetic contact lenses.

Looking down, the black pillar facing the pillar stared at the colored contact lens pillar with a serious expression on its face, and then said;

"My lord, please forgive my lord, come back with me."

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What the hell—! ! ! !

All the onlookers are embarrassing!Regardless of whether they are anti-Transformers or not, everyone cannot accept that Optimus Prime has an illegitimate child!

"What, Optimus Prime has a son?"

"Is Optimus Prime a woman? I've always heard them call Big Brother Big Brother, and thought he was a man!"

"Wait a minute who is his husband! Who is the father of this child!"

Bumblebee also went crazy: "Impossible, how could the eldest brother have a son! I don't believe it!!!"

There was a daring human engineer who interrupted without fear of death: "May I ask, you call him mother, then who is your father?"

"Father, of course, is Megatron."

The black pillar answered seriously.

"Who has a son with Megatron!!!"

The beauty pupil pillar is angry!Hei Zhuzhu flew half a meter away with one punch, and jumped up from the ground.

Perhaps it was too much stimulation, which caused his color contact lenses to lose their effectiveness and turned into normal pupils?

"Woo... what's going on, it seems very strange, I was having a nightmare, I seemed to hear something terrible just now. I was controlled before, and then I had hallucinations?"

"It's not a hallucination, brother. Somebody claims to be your son."

Bumblebee sadly announced the news he didn't really want to hear.

So Brother Zhuzi got stuck.

Compared with the crisis of the earth, compared with the threat of human beings, Brother Zhuzi has encountered the most terrifying and difficult crisis in his life-someone claimed to be his child and came to him?

"Sorry, I think you may be mistaken, I don't know you. Who are you?"

"Mother, it turns out that you ran away from home because your father abused carbon-based pets. I didn't even admit it. Is it serious? No wonder my father is jealous and hates because of love. Please care about him more. What! Me, as for me, if you don’t recognize me, it doesn’t matter to me. I just ask you to be nice to my father.”

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Facing the condemning eyes of his human friends, Brother Zhuzi couldn't stand it anymore, he almost knelt down and asked the heaven who he had offended!

"I really haven't seen you, and I'm not the mother you said. You're wrong."

The other party didn't answer, just stared at him pitifully.

The human beings on both sides, including Bumblebee, couldn't help but look at the dark version of Optimus Prime, and then at the normal version of Optimus Prime, saying that these two have nothing to do with each other, but they didn't believe it!

"Who the hell told you I belonged to your mother, wait a minute, soldier, are you a Decepticon soldier, did Megatron say that?"

Zhu Zi couldn't believe it at all, that his old enemy actually took such a maddened public opinion offensive.

"Minato-sama told me."

The other party said an unfamiliar noun.

Watergate... watergate?Never heard of it, who is this? ?

Everyone has question marks all over their faces.

"Could it be someone from the Creator's side? Were you made by some special method?"

Optimus Prime thought he might have deduced the truth.It must be the Creator, who used his model to make a new fighter, and then fooled the other party with stupid stories, and the other party believed it!

"Minato-sama said, if you don't believe me, please look at this, our CNA identification form. Prove that your CNA, and that of my father, both match mine."

The engineer was shocked: "Damn it, is it a genetic test! The Cybertronian also has a genetic test, it's amazing!"

Brother Zhuzi took the metal plate in disbelief and took a look, it turned out to be real!Could it be that this is really my child, and I don't know it?This... is not impossible. When he was captured by the Creator, his consciousness was often unclear.Could it be that when your consciousness is not clear... Wait a minute!If father is Megatron——! !

"Where is Megatron, has he also been captured by the Creator?"

"Yes, Master Minato told me that Father is also controlled by a bad guy."

So everyone fell into an eerie silence.

Well, although they don't understand the cause and effect, judging from the conversation they just heard, could it be that after Optimus Prime was arrested, Megatron was also arrested, and then...they...uh...had a child...? ! ! !

"I'll wipe, I'll wipe, I'll kill you!!!" The human soldier in charge of chasing and killing the Autobots couldn't help shouting.

"This is a miracle, this is a miracle, this is a miracle!!" The human engineer who has a little understanding of the life of Cybertron is also Spartan!

Optimus Prime, who was the subject of the scandal, silently read the CNA sequence twice before putting away the metal plate.

"You go with me first, sorry, kid. I...didn't know you existed before. What's your name?"

"Go back to Mother, my name is Scourge."

"Very good, natural disaster. But please don't call me Mrs. Mother, just call me... um... Optimus Prime."

The natural disaster looked pitifully at the mother he believed in.

Humans and bumblebees couldn't help but look at the leader again with condemnation—you can't do this to an innocent boy!You don't recognize him, what should the poor child do?

Under pressure, Optimus Prime could only say this: "You can call me daddy, not mother."

"Got it, Dad."

Natural disasters nodded, which means that my father is my father, and my father is my father.

Optimus Prime breathed a sigh of relief, and then arranged for everyone to start preparing to deal with the Creator - the Creator arranged many soldiers to do bad things to the earth, and they wanted to stop it.

Zhuzhu originally wanted to act alone, but considering the embarrassment of the identity of the natural disaster, he took the natural disaster and acted with a few human friends.

Scourge said, Minato-sama is really amazing!Everything is as Minato-sama expected, my mother, no, dad, I can't handle the star-eyed mode!In the future, he will learn more about this kind of strategy, and strive to make mother—father reconcile with father!

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Hahahahahaha this meme comes from a short story I saw on Weibo, and it took me a while to get the meme authorization.

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Author: -Brass Dice-

Title: Natural disasters are good, but bears :p