[Main Hokage] I'm not Namikaze Minato

Before I could explain it clearly to Ah Jie, it was irresistible to mess up his hair. I really didn't mean it, and someone set it on fire.

That's right, setting fire with a strange slogan doesn't seem to work. Chakra doesn't look like ninjutsu. Maybe some kind of combustion accelerant is hidden?

"Water escape——irrigating the fields... Oh no, the technique of the Great Waterfall!"

I poured it on him in one breath, adding a lot of chakras to the water cave to suppress the strange evil fire.

"Phew, it's dangerous. If you get your hair burned after messing up your hairstyle, Ajie will definitely go crazy. Huh?"

After launching the ninjutsu, I found that there was silence around me.

"Are you done yet? Get off Master Lan Ran!" A man with a starfish head yelled at me.

"Ah—I'm sorry, Jie!"

It was only then that I noticed that when I used ninjutsu, my legs were curled up on the tree trunk, oh no, on Ajie's body, both hands were unsealed, just like stick insects.It's not really pretty.

Sure enough, there were veins bulging on Ah Jie's head.

"You bastard, even the captain—who are you?"

The short Shiroma in a kimono across the way yelled at me.

...I don't seem to get along with people with white hair, I see.

"Ah Jie, where is this place? What are those people doing?"

I carefully climbed down from A Jie's body, my hands were still clinging to A Jie's arm, and I stepped on the air in front of me tentatively, and found that I did not step on anything.

That's right, so if I really let go of Ajie, I will definitely fall from the sky! !

By the way, Ajie, why can you fly?What kind of skill is this?Can Ah Jie teach me to fly, please take me to fly ︿(￣o￣)︿!

"Remember the psychic beast you gave me?"

A Jie asked with the corner of his mouth drawn.

"Oh? Remember, baby~"

"Let it take you flying."

ah?Let the baby take me to fly?Isn't that a little too small?But I believed in Ah Jie's judgment, and summoned the baby directly with spiritism.

Then?

Then I saw—a half-naked man with big black wings suddenly appeared!

"No, it's impossible, my baby can't be so skinny! And he's so flirtatious and non-mainstream! It's not Teacher Cangyuan's novel. The setting of psychic beasts turning into handsome guys can't appear in real life!"

I couldn't help pointing at the other party with a distorted face and yelling!

"Number one, my name now is **Kiora Cifer."

The non-mainstream person with facial paralysis said coldly, and tore me off Ah Jie.He grabbed my back with both hands, so that I finally have wings that can float in the air-although the wings don't grow on me.

"Second, you have read too many toxic publications. If you make up your mind, I will let go and leave you behind."

I looked at A Jie in despair—how did you raise my psychic beast, how did you raise it, and what did you do to raise my psychic beast!

I actually saw Ah Jie using an old monk to enter the meditation, looking back at me with eyes that see through the world, as if to say - do you understand how I have been aggrieved for so many years!

Suddenly I felt a strange energy fluctuation, similar to when I was attacked by fire before.So I immediately launched my ninjutsu - "Hug you my first love ~!"

Then, I saw in the shadows, an old man holding a pair of knives was hugged by his former lover by my Mu Dun.

"You actually engaged in a sneak attack, Jie, you haven't told me where this is, what happened, who are these people?"

Ah Jie turned his head back seriously, and suddenly, he put on a particularly aggrieved expression, which was extremely unsuitable for him, and looked like he was going to die at first sight.

He said to me with this expression——

"Xiaocao, they bullied me."

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"A liar!!!"

The opponent's team suddenly roared here.

I was a little confused: "Really? Why do I think they are so angry?"

Ajie nodded firmly: "Really. They didn't let me raise Xiaowu, and even slaughtered Xiaowu's kind. I protected Xiaowu and his kind, so I was besieged."

"What? How could you go so far!" I really can't understand how stupid this group of people who bully even spirit beasts are!

"You guys are going too far! That is Xu, those are Xu! Xu is a cannibal!!"

The big stupid man with short black hair and a scarred face pointed his knife in this direction and shouted.

"It's normal to have psychic beasts that eat people. You country bumpkins actually bully Ajie for this reason, slaughter psychic beasts, and destroy the diversity of species! Go to the Ninja School to learn elementary school biology!"

So I was also angry, whether it was Wood Dungeon, Thunder Dungeon, or Space Ninjutsu, I used all I could, and within a few strokes, I brought down these cruel guys who slaughtered small animals, and fell to the ground Planted in the ground, tied up tied up.

Just at this moment you know what happened?A white-haired man standing in A Jie's group smiled and squinted, and actually hit A Jie's chest!It's as if my uncle can bear it, but I can't bear it. Those are Ah Jie's breasts, which are very valuable, and even a man like you can't just attack them casually!So I just blinked over and sent him off to meet the people in the underground pits.

"There is no good person in Baimao. Has Ajie ever touched you before?"

I asked nervously, could it be that Ah Jie had already been taken advantage of by that guy when I was not around?

Ah Jie was silent for two seconds, then smiled and replied gently: "Well, he once told me that he was a snake and would swallow me up."

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So I went down and beat that guy up with my fists, knocking out all the front teeth, and let him know why the flowers are so red.

After the beating was over, it was time to be beating. I was also tired, so I let Xiao Wu take me to Ajie's side again, and asked him where he could take a break and eat something.Ah Jie nodded and stretched out his hand, a black hole appeared in the air.

——It’s awesome, you and my strategy master!You know space ninjutsu!I was surprised and admiring, Ajie, you are becoming less and less human, aren’t you?

"Ah, that's right." Ah Jie suddenly reached out to touch his chest, took out a bead-like object, and threw it behind him casually, "This is useless. Let's go, Xiaocao, ****."

"What's that, pearl jewelry?"

I wonder, don't you remember that Ah Jie likes to wear necklaces?Will it always be breast nails or something?Ah Jie, I never thought that you are such a strategist, you must be the one who caused the baby to be non-mainstream!

"That, the energy block that can make wishes come true. But I don't need it anymore."

"What? Wait, don't lose it! I want to use it to find my own mother!"

I stretched out my hand to catch the parabolic trajectory, but unfortunately my person was carried by the baby and flew into the black space crack.

"Ahhh! What a waste! Even if I don't use it, I can sell it to Transformers for a lot of bowls of ramen!!"

"Besides ramen, can you have some high-end pursuits."

"……spaghetti?"

"...Forget it, you still shut up for me."

_(:з)∠)_What is wrong with the pasta, even if it is a foreign pasta, it is still delicious!You are a rice ball that discriminates against others.group.

"Captain Aizen!"

Before going in, I heard a girl's voice shouting, so I subconsciously looked back.

I saw a loli looking pitifully in our direction, but Ah Jie didn't even lift his eyelids.

I think, he is firmly standing in front of me, and he doesn't want me to complain about him being a pedophile.

But maybe, he resembles my second uncle in some respects.Regardless of physical strength or mental strength, in fact, if one side is recognized by him, he will treat you as a friend who can communicate with you on an equal footing. The rest are invisible fleas and lice in his eyes. He has a good temper.

"A Jie." I sighed and said to him righteously.

"Ok?"

"You lolicon."

"........."

Then I was almost stabbed in the ribs.

His definition of what a friend can do is completely different from mine.