[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

That night, I had a horrible dream that directly led to waking up the next morning with a dizzy head and severe sleep deprivation.

terrible.Being a mother is actually such a hard job. In my dream, I was breastfeeding and changing diapers.

I was also inexperienced, and after trying three times and still not being able to change the diaper, I started crying along with him, the big and the small howled in the room together, until a big hand pushed open the bedroom door and reached out to hug the child.

The dream was blurry, and I couldn't see the man's face clearly, but the strong and powerful arms left a great impression on me.

The movement of the man holding the baby was also rusty, but there was nothing wrong with the accident. After changing the diaper, he picked up the bottle and fed the baby skillfully. After finally putting the baby to sleep, he came to me again and wiped my baby with his rough fingers. Tears remaining in the corners of the eyes.

[Why are you crying, go to rest when you are tired, don’t worry, I will take care of him here. ]

.........

The reason why I say this dream is scary is because I think it is very likely that it is not just a dream, but more like telling me in advance what will actually happen in the near future in this way.

Thinking of this, I feel heavy. After brushing my teeth in the mirror, I walked out of the bathroom with dark circles under my eyes. I fell back on the big hotel bed again, buried myself in the quilt, and hid in the quilt to think about life.

Who the hell is that person?Can you show up sooner, even if you really look ordinary, I really don't want to go on endless blind dates anymore.

...

After having breakfast in the restaurant on the second floor of the hotel, Mi Ji and I were almost ready to leave for Xijing.

In the past few days, although we haven't met Smoker again, we can still see the police wandering on the street outside the hotel and some naval soldiers patrolling from time to time from the window.

It seems that my position has been completely exposed, and Smoker doesn't intend to let me go.

Thinking about it this way, it is not safe to go back to Xijing.It's too close to here. If they really catch me in Xijing, it will involve a large group of people I don't want to get involved.

Mom, Aunt Mitsuki, Katsuki, Hitomi, and... All Might.

They are all good people, and Katsuki and All Might are heroes of the times. If possible, I really don't want my identity to bring them unnecessary trouble.

I was about to leave, but where to go was another problem, Mi Ji suggested: "Why don't you go to my house, I live alone anyway."

I think it's possible, but when I think about his identity, I hesitate: "Is your elder brother not here?"

Among the many former blind dates and ex-boyfriends, Yi Ermi is probably the one I don't want to meet the most.For nothing else, his strength is too strong, but also abnormal.

What if he seeks revenge on me?Against him, I'm not [-]% sure.

Mi Ji shook his head: "Of course I'm not here, we finally separated, and I don't want to live with my elder brother." He shuddered as he said that, as if even thinking about it made his hair stand on end.

So I said yes.

Mi Ji came to my house with a private flying boat, and it is said that it stopped in the woods not far from my house.I was speechless about this, but after thinking about it, flying boats, an advanced means of transportation, are not as common as cars. It is not easy to find a public airport, so I stopped complaining about him.

After the family split, Mi Ji moved to live in the East China Sea. We arrived there by airship for two days, but we didn’t know that the airship ran out of fuel halfway, and we were forced to land in a deserted forest before we reached his home.

Compared with the prosperity of Xijing, the East China Sea is really far behind.There was no mobile phone signal, so we abandoned the airship and drove through the forest for three days, finally finding a small inhabited village.

The clothes of the people in the village are very different from those in modern society, and they look like the dressing style of the country of neutrality in the new world.The population is small, mostly composed of children and the elderly, and few young people were seen.

We were warmly received by the villagers when we arrived, especially Mi Ji. Although he lost a lot of weight, he was still chubby. After staying with me for a long time, he was not as gloomy as before. He is cute and looks special Fortunately, the old lady likes it very much.

Because the flying boat was left in the forest by the two of us, the first thing we did when we came to the village was to buy fuel, but the village was so backward that there were no ordinary gas stations, let alone kerosene.So Mi Ji and I had no choice but to take a tricycle and go to a nearby village to try our luck under the leadership of an enthusiastic villager.

"By the way, where are you girls from? You look very unfamiliar, don't you come from a nearby village?"

Riding a tricycle, the uncle with a bamboo hat on his head turned his head and smiled at me with his white teeth showing.

I nodded slightly and replied, "Well, we are from the West Sea."

"Oh, Xihai, it's a good place, much more prosperous than Donghai." He said, looking ahead, and sighed slightly, "Most of us here are rural areas, and young people can't stand the loneliness and have left. Leaving the old man and the children behind is deserted."

It turned out to be like this. I saw the loneliness in the corners of the uncle's eyes, and guessed that maybe his children had left this place, so I couldn't help comforting him: "It doesn't matter, the young people nowadays are very capable. When they return home after success, they will definitely be able to take care of themselves." The economy of the island is boosted."

The uncle was comforted by me, and nodded again and again: "Yes, our Donghai has indeed produced a large number of talents recently. Do you know Straw Hat Luffy, one of the Five Emperors? He was born in Donghai, but not in our village."

Luffy?Has become the Five Emperors?

I haven't paid attention to the situation in the new world for a long time, and when I suddenly heard this name, I was a little dazed for a while.

Seeing that I didn't respond, the uncle thought I didn't know anything about the world of Pirates, so he talked to me about science with great interest.I saw that he looked like a chatterbox, and I thought there was no one to chat with, so I let him talk, trying not to take it to my heart, so as not to recall some things that I desperately wanted to forget.

After riding a tricycle for three hours, I was already jolted to sleep when I entered the village.Seeing this, Mi Ji poked me with his elbow, I managed to pull myself together, yawned and looked around in a bored manner, when I suddenly saw a very familiar wall.

...Wait, this style, this style, isn't it my family ten years later!

I was so startled that I didn't even doze off, so I sat up hastily, patted the uncle on the back and stretched out my hand and hurriedly asked, "Uncle, whose house is this?"

Unexpectedly, the uncle's expression froze, he hesitated for a while, and after confirming that there was no one around, he told me in a low voice: "It was a very kind old man who lived alone, but was later snatched by bandits. There are bandits living in it."

Seeing me staring straight at the gate of that house, he didn't know why I asked, but he still kindly reminded me: "Girl, don't get too close to that house. Frost Moon Village is not peaceful recently. If it weren't for you insisting on buying oil, I would I don’t want to bring you here. I think girl, you are good-looking, and they can easily be taken away by them. You will follow me closely for a while, and the fat little brother next to you should not stray away. We will leave after buying oil.”

"Bandits?" I basically ignored what he said later, and raised my eyebrows and asked, "You mean, such a beautiful house was taken away by dirty bandits?"

Mi Ji Wenyan stared at me thoughtfully, as if to say [Are you an ex-pirate who has the nerve to speak ill of pirates?]

I stared back, [If you used to be a killer, shut up. ]

[I didn't speak at all. ]

[Then close your eyes, the eyes are so small, how can you learn to make eye contact! ]

I stopped being ridiculous, and jumped down to the ground before the tricycle ran far.

"Girl?" The uncle stopped the car and stared at me who was approaching the house behind him in surprise.

"Don't worry, I'll come back as soon as I go." I didn't turn my head back.

He was in a hurry, "Don't go, it's the den of bandits now, and their leader has a reward of 1000 million Baileys, if you go there, you won't be able to jump!"

"That's right, sister, don't go, even if you uphold justice and eliminate harm for the people, how bad is it to make noise? The navy has been watching you recently!" Mi Ji also discouraged in a low voice.

"Navy?" The uncle who pulled three rounds turned his eyes around Mi Ji and me, and it took him a while to understand, "Girl, fat boy, are you pirates?"

Seeing that he slipped his tongue, Mi Ji quickly waved his hands, "No, no." Then he shouted at me, "Sister, don't go, come back quickly! My airship is still in the forest, if it is found by wild animals What if it breaks?"

How can I control so much, I am about to be blown up at this moment.That house is my home, my future home!Even if it has nothing to do with me now, I can't let a group of stinky bandits live here. If they leave a smell, how can I live in the future?

Can't let them go!

Furious, I stepped on pure white sandals and walked to the gate of the house. I reached out and patted the door three times.

These thieves are probably quite idle, and they will come after a while.The slobbery guy opened the door and saw me, and the moment he saw me, his saliva slid down. I watched the transparent liquid dripping onto the floor tiles, and ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in my heart.

That's disgusting, that's my floor tile!My floor tiles!

"Little girl, what are you doing here... Ah, pain, pain, pain!"

I raised the neckband of the thief-eyed bandit and held it high in the air. Uncle Sanlun who was chasing up beside him was already dumbfounded. Mi Ji knew that this muddy water was inevitable, so he muttered a few words on the spot expressionlessly, and consciously followed Come into the house on me.

"Where is your leader?" I asked sharply.

I couldn't even catch my breath, let alone speak, and he hesitated for a long time without saying a word. I still coughed a few times after I threw him to the ground, and replied in horror: " Boss, Boss, he's drinking in the tavern!"

drink wine?What a joy!

I looked around and found that the furnishings in the house were very different from what I saw ten years later. Garbage was placed everywhere, wine bottles were thrown everywhere, and what was even more annoying was that there were several roads on the ground that looked like Dirty panties that haven't been washed!

My house, my floor!

Even if it's in the future, it's mine!

I dealt with all the bandits who were playing cards and drinking with my bare hands, raised my collar again, and led the wind all the way to the tavern in the town.

The bandit who is called the boss by this group of bandits is a middle-aged man with a height of [-] meters, a huge body, and ridiculously hairy body.At this moment, he was sitting on the bar counter of the tavern, pouring a glass of good beer into the big mouth with several gold teeth as if he didn't want money.

The owner of the tavern stood aside trembling, and there were no other guests in the tavern, and all of them were bandits.

And my arrival made this small and dark tavern full of bandit smell flourish.The group of bandits whistled the first time they saw me, and many of them rubbed their hands excitedly. They didn't stop until they saw the sly eyebrows raised in my hands, and they all showed disbelief.

"Luo Yi, why were you caught by a woman?" A tall, thin, yellow-faced young bandit who looked like he had overindulged in sex exclaimed.

His eyes, which are a hundred times bigger than the mouse eyes, stared at me bewilderedly, as if he wanted to see me through the clothes.

I was disgusted to death.During those years at sea, who would dare to look at me like this?Even after returning to Xihai and starting blind dates, the men he met were at least polite, but he had never seen such an explicit and dirty bastard!

"Funny."

"Understood, sister." Mi Ji understood, without my need to say more, he didn't even use his expert bomb to get rid of the bandit who was looking at me.

It takes less than a second.

"Hey, this trick of digging out the heart... where did you learn it?" I raised my eyebrows in surprise at his pair of small fat hands that suddenly became sharp.

"...Our family inherited it from our ancestors, but I don't like to use it. It's convenient to control the bomb, and it won't stain myself." He flicked the blood on his hand and wiped it on the corpse's clothes in disgust.

"It's quite dirty." I agreed with a nod, and my mind was calm about his murder, and turned my eyes to the bandit boss who was still facing away from us.

1000 million... Pele?

I raised the corners of my lips, "Hey, that guy over there with a reward of only 1000 million, I have something to ask you, turn your head around."

The five-year-old bandit boss put down the beer mug in his hand, and lowered his voice full of anger: "Only 1000 million? Little girl, your words are really interesting."

He turned around abruptly, only one pupilless right eye was left on his ferocious face, and he stared at me with blood, as if he wanted to kill me with his eyes, "You actually killed me?" Brother, I will arrest you, torture you, and make your life worse than death!"

I was taken aback by his ferocious face, and secretly clicked my tongue.

What is this, but there is a reward of 1000 million Baileys, look what he has done to himself?Not to mention anything else, just those eyes... tsk tsk, this world still looks at faces, it is also blind in one eye, and Sauron looks much better, so what is the appearance of this person who is neither human nor ghost.

Um?Why should I think of Sauron?

My mood suddenly became a little irritable, I looked away in disgust, and said impatiently: "I take back what I just said, you'd better not turn your head, it's too ugly."

The bandit boss was silent for a second, then picked up a three-meter-long giant knife on the bar, and slashed at me fiercely.

The tavern owner's legs were weak, and the uncle Miwa who had been following us was too frightened to move, while Mi Ji showed a pitiful expression that did not match his identity as a killer, and looked at the bandit rushing towards me sympathetically.

With a click, the giant knife broke.I stepped on my sharpened toes, and my sharp claws grabbed him hard, killing him with one blow.

The huge body fell to the ground, and I walked up to a group of trembling bandits, picked up a glass of untouched beer, and poured it on the paws to wash it.

"1000 million Pele, I accept it."

Transforming back into human form, I showed a gentle smile to the rest of the bandits, "You..."

They were fairly knowledgeable about current affairs, and when they saw their boss dying so badly, they hugged each other, weeping and crying, even their pants were wet: "Eldest sister, elder sister, please don't kill us!"

"Kill you guys? I still think I and my little brother's hands are dirty."

I don't bother to snort.

After hearing this, they were still not relieved. One of the men with the dark yellow chicken nest head looked at the two corpses lying in the middle of the tavern, swallowed hard and said, "All our money will be given to you!"

Disaster is imminent, and when he said these words, he could still see his reluctance for the treasure in his eyes.

"You probably stole your money from the people in the town, right? It's a shame, if you have the ability to rob other bandits, what's the point of attacking civilians?!"

Even I haven't done anything to civilians, okay?All treasures are looted from peers.What's the point of bullying ordinary people who have no power to restrain their chickens?

"We, we were wrong..." They knelt down and wailed.

"Don't cry, it looks disgusting." I frowned in disgust, "Okay, I can let you live. But in addition to handing over the looted treasures, you have to clean up my house first Only then can you get out."

"Sister's house? Where is it?"

I raised my chin and announced in a powerful manner: "It's the house you live in now. From today onwards, I will take over."

"........."

"........."

"........."

No one spoke, but I seemed to see a few bright characters on their faces.

Come on, someone is robbing bandits!

...

Under the exclamation and cheers of the villagers, Mi Ji and I crossed two streets with two bandit corpses, and received a reward in a dilapidated police station.

Many children came to express their thanks to us on the road, and one of the little girls with shofar braids was still pulling at the corner of my clothes. Nuomiyin said sweetly, "My sister is amazing. You are such a good person who eliminates harm for the people!"

I touched her braid with a smile, "Okay, then you have to work hard."

Mi Ji stared at me, the notorious big pirate, speechless.

However, even though the bandits were driven away, I can't just let me take over that house.The owner of the house is dead. It stands to reason that it should be returned to the town for resale. Of course, my face is not too big to be in vain. I just took out 500 million Baileys in exchange for two bounty bandits and bought the house down.

"So, are you going to live here for a long time?" Mi Ji, who had been shopping with me for two days and bought a lot of furniture, asked after assembling the wardrobe, TV cabinet and sofa for me.

I stretched, "Well, here it is, the air is pretty good."

"But I don't understand..."

"Ok?"

By the way, I haven't told him that this is my future home.

I briefly talked about what happened when I used the rocket launcher ten years later to go to the future 5 minutes, and I smacked my lips, "What a coincidence?"

I lay on the newly laid tatami and rolled, "Yes, so my future husband should be from this village, right? At least he is a resident nearby? Anyway, I will go out tomorrow to see if there is a generous face , black pupils, dark skin..."

Hmm... I can't mention it, the more I mention it, the more desperate I am for my future.

"Sister, your request is so low, don't you think about my elder brother..." Mi Ji wiped the sweat from his forehead, apologizing for his poor elder brother.

I lay down on the tatami mat, put my hands on my chin and stared at him strangely, "Why are you so contradictory, you are afraid of Yiermi at one moment, and speak for him at another moment."

Mi Ji blushed, "No matter how scared he is, he's still my elder brother, he's a family member!"

"What about Qi Ya? Didn't you slip your tongue last time, saying that you like to beat him with a whip?"

"... Qi Ya is disobedient. As an older brother, I should teach him a lesson." His small eyes drifted.

"It's obviously a public revenge, but I can't get used to Qi Ya, he is very talented and handsome." I broke it with a word.

Mi Ji silently turned his face away, and muttered in a low voice: "Why does my sister even praise him, what's so good about that kid Qi Ya..."

I saw that he was really jealous, so I stopped teasing him.Compared with that little ghost who only had a relationship with Youkexin once, the arrogant and awkward fat house is more in my heart, so I got up from the tatami and waved my hand: "Let's go, the house is almost tidy. My sister will take you out for dinner."

...

Shuangyue Village is bigger than the neighboring villages, but apart from a few households with TV and Internet, it is still far behind Xihai.

Mi Ji said that Donghai is not so backward at all, the city he lives in is quite prosperous, but we were unlucky and just fell into the most remote place.

This is called bad luck?

The East China Sea is so big, because the flying ship has no fuel and can fall into his future home if it falls casually. If it is not a lot of luck, it is destined.

I went to the city to buy a car, and I invited an internet company to come over and install the internet cable for my home. I saw all the little ghosts nearby staring at my TV and computer with a huge LCD screen. Then they built an Internet cafe in the village.

It’s always bad to sit and eat empty mountains. After retiring from the pirate world, I have been bored all the time. I can’t go back to Xijing for the time being, so I’ll be the owner of an Internet cafe here, and I’ll benefit these little ghosts who have never surfed the Internet. .

Mi Ji went home a while ago and said he would come to play with me after taking a break.I didn't stop him either, and called my mother to tell her that everything was fine, and then asked about All Might's situation.

"Your father? I don't know." My mother was impatient on the phone, and she didn't want to mention Olmert, so she asked me: "What's the matter with you, you ran away to the countryside in Donghai without a word? Well?"

"You may not believe it, but I'm afraid my true destiny is here, and I'm waiting for him."

I answered half-jokingly and half-seriously. I didn’t reveal anything about the rocket launcher ten years later. Anyway, if I said it, it would only be regarded as crazy.

Mom: "...just blow it!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone resentfully.

I stayed in Shuangyue Village leisurely by myself, went out for a walk when I had nothing to do, and got along well with the elderly and children in the village.

Until one day, the little girl named Sally, with the shofar braids, ran out of the house in a hurry, picked up the newly issued reward order in the newspaper, looked up at me with wide and beautiful amber eyes and asked, "Issa?" Sister, are you really a pirate?"

I took the reward order and looked at it, and couldn't help but gritted my molars. Damn it, why did the Navy increase my reward again?I have retired for three years!

Smoker, it must be Smoker!

I was so angry that I pinched my knuckles, and when I came back to my senses, the Internet cafe was already overcrowded by curious and gossiping villagers!

Seeing their excited expressions, I subconsciously feel bad, this peaceful Shuangyue Village... I'm afraid I won't be able to stay any longer.

However----

"Miss Yisha! Miss Yisha! Are you actually a pirate?"

"My God, Miss Yisha is actually a pirate!"

"Great!"

? ? ?what's the situation?

I thought I would be thrown rotten eggs by the villagers, but in the end I received compliments all the time, and I was stunned.

When did pirates become a respectable profession, why didn't I know?

Seeing my confused face, the only young man in the village, who has been using the Internet as an excuse to come to the Internet cafe to peek at me recently, Li Bode squeezed over from the crowd and explained to me: "Miss Yisha, it's like this , the reason why the villagers in our village like pirates is because..."

"My former classmate, my partner who practiced kendo together, one of the Five Emperors, the great swordsman on the Straw Hat Boy's boat, Roronoa Sauron was born and raised in Shuangyue Village. The villagers know him very well. Proud of him."

Me: ......... Can you say it again?

Who, who grew up in this village?That moss head!

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