[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

So what to do now.

With a height of 100 meters, I am bigger than Oz Jr. of the giant family. Although the skin is hard, shells and ordinary sword attacks have no effect on me, as long as I am at the level of a lieutenant general, a navy with a little mastery of armed color and aggressiveness can Can do me harm.

For example, Lieutenant General Garp, who was still waving his fist at an early age and wanted me to spit out his grandson, and Straw Hat Luffy, who was obviously hostile to the Navy, but inexplicably started a two-person punch with Garp.

I really want to explain!But their fists hurt too much, if I don't clenched my teeth, Ace will definitely be spit out by me.

... so desperate.

At this time, I have become a street mouse that everyone shouts and beats. The navy doesn’t want to see me, and the pirates don’t want to see me. Only Marco and Whitebeard, who vaguely know the truth, are still standing still, but they dare not be there. At this time, my strategy was punctured, so I could only continue to confront the navy that was fighting, help me attract firepower, and cover my retreat without any trace.

The captains on the side of the white beard were all pale, but fortunately there were still a few smart people among them who forcibly held back those guys who wanted to beat me up, and briefly analyzed the situation.

Even Whitebeard, who loves his son the most, and Marco, who has the best relationship with Ace, didn't do anything. The situation must be different from the surface.

...I hope they think so, because I really can't hold on under the triple attack of Buddha Warring States, Straw Hat Luffy and Hero Garp.They couldn't open their mouths and use their fangs, so they held their iron-like fists abruptly.

At this moment, Marco is dealing with General Kizaru, Whitebeard is fighting against General Akainu, and the rest of Aokiji is fighting Crocodile.

Crocodile resisted the attack of the green pheasant, and was at a disadvantage because the ability of the rustling fruit was inferior to the frozen fruit.I don't know how he got into a fight with Aokiji, but judging by the way he looked up at me when he was dodging the attack, I guess he didn't want Aokiji to come to me.

Uncle Crocodile is a good guy!

没错，被战国、卡普和路飞三个人连和揍已经快要死掉了，若再加上个青雉……我看这辈子是没法活着嫁给米霍克了吧。

By the way, where is Mihawk?

I struggled to lift my leg to shake off the straw hat Luffy who climbed up my leg, and another hero Garp who jumped up on top of my head and clung to the fluff and didn't let go, then a thick spider web sprayed from the bottom, instantly sealing the Warring States of Buddha The palm of the Tathagata waved at me, before they attacked again, swallowed Ace under the tongue to the mouth of the throat, panting: "Don't hit me! The straw hat is fine, eat it Your brother is really sorry...but why did you two marines hit me? Girl, I helped you deal with the death row prisoner! Who knows if he will be rescued by the damn white beard if you delay it, just forget it if you don't thank me , want to wrong a good person?"

"If you hadn't eaten him, we would have executed him long ago!" Warring States complained.

I glared at him with eight eyes at the same time, and snorted coldly: "How do you know? Maybe if I hadn't eaten him, Fire Fist Ace would have been rescued by the straw hat long ago?"

I looked at Garp next to me again, and said provocatively, "Also, during the Warring States period, look at the appearance of Lieutenant General Garp next to you? The death row prisoner is dead, and he is so angry that he doesn't even care about the wanted criminal, Straw Hat Luffy. He just wanted to hit me. Tsk tsk tsk, maybe he also wants to save Ace from the bottom of his heart!"

"I don't have it!" Karp yelled, sounding lacking in confidence for some reason.

"Whether you have it or not, Ace has already been eaten by me anyway, and he can't die anymore. It's useless for you to beat me, why don't you do something else?"

"Stop talking nonsense, even so, you are still a wanted criminal worth 3000 million yuan!"

I choked, and almost forgot about it. I raised one leg and scratched the top of my head in embarrassment, and asked tentatively: "Why don't you give me a king for the sake of helping the navy kill Fire Fist Ace?" Qi Wuhai's position should be secured? Then I will no longer be a wanted criminal."

In order to mislead, I deliberately emphasized the phrase 'help the navy kill Firefist Ace' in an attempt to brainwash them.

Everyone was silent, as if they had never seen such a brazen person like me.

Seeing that they disagreed, I rolled my eyes and dropped another blockbuster, "Really, there are so many benefits in letting me be Shichibukai? To tell you the truth, Hawkeye Mihawk is actually mine—— --husband."

"???"

"As long as I become Shichibukai, Mihawk and I will be a husband and wife partner. A man and a woman will not be tired from working together, and he doesn't have to worry about me being alone at home. The husband and wife will act at the same time, and we will manage the great waterway well! Of course, We are still very reasonable, we will never take advantage of policy loopholes, and still pay taxes according to the highest standard!"

"........."

"........."

"........."

stare----

Mihawk, who was fighting against the captain of the 5th division of the Whitebeard Pirates "Foil" Vista, suddenly attracted the attention of thousands of people.

It's just that he is not a man who likes to defend. He looked at me who was cheeky and bragging with eagle-like sharp eyes, his face was expressionless, and he didn't know whether he was annoyed or not.

Facing my slightly shy looking forward, his facial features twitched slightly. Although it was not obvious, I knew him too well, so I could see his helplessness at this time.

It's like having nothing to do with your own disobedient daughter.

I:…………

He didn't speak, everyone just thought he was tacitly acquiescing, gossip kept coming and going, it was so lively that it didn't look like a war.

And at this moment, the straw hat Luffy who was shot aside by me stood up again.He was already injured all over, even though I had saved my strength when I slapped him away, he was still bleeding all over.I felt sorry for Ace who was held in my mouth, but I would have died if I didn't resist at that time, I just wanted to explain slowly after everything was over.

Straw Hat Luffy stumbled as he walked, but his eyes were exceptionally firm.He raised his head, looked up at me who was tens of meters tall, took a deep breath, and shouted heartbreakingly:

"Give me back Ace!!!!"

In an instant, a strong sense of oppression emanated from him, knocking down a large number of fighting pirates and navies regardless of enemy or friend.I was so suppressed by his sudden domineering aura that I even had difficulty breathing, but my mind was unexpectedly flexible.

A perfect time!While everyone was still suppressed by the domineering arrogance displayed by Straw Hat Luffy, I was sweating coldly, lowered my head and surreptitiously spit out Ace.

He looked very distressed, and his hair was wet. I thought it was not a good feeling in my mouth.

"Ace, listen up."

I used my huge body to cover Ace's figure, and said in a low voice: "You are 'dead' now, no matter what happens in the future, don't appear in the sight of everyone now, including Whitebeard and the others."

"You are..." Ace heard my voice and looked over suspiciously, as if it sounded familiar.

"I'm Isa." I didn't have time to explain too much to him. The Straw Hat Kid was about to come and beat me up, so I had to hide Ace quickly.

"In short, I will hide you first. I know you must be unwilling now, but you have heard what happened just now. If the navy finds out that you are still alive, not only will they not let it go, they will definitely kill me who helped you escape .”

"So, I'm counting on you. If you hold on for a while, I'll let Marco and the others come to rescue you." I hurriedly finished speaking, and before Ace could answer, I sprayed out spider webs and wrapped him into a cocoon, hiding him in the Under the broken city wall, he transformed back into a human form, stood upright on a high stone, and waited empty-handed for the arrival of Straw Hat Luffy.

"Are you that spider just now?" Straw Hat Lu Fei couldn't find the target after walking over, so he suppressed his anger and asked.

"Yes."

"Where's Ace?"

In the current situation, I can't tear myself down, so I bite the bullet and say, "Dead."

"No, no... Ace isn't dead, where is he!?" Straw Hat Luffy was on the verge of collapse, and once again burst out with domineering arrogance. God knows I'm not afraid of anything, so there's nothing I can do with my domineering arrogance , his complexion suddenly became ugly.

The wounds from him, the Warring States of Buddha, and Garp were aching. I frowned, watching the punch he swung at me again, my legs were limp and I couldn't dodge.

... will die?

do not know.

But you can't sit still!

My pupils dilated, my whole body was covered with armed arrogance, and I was about to take a desperate blow from Straw Hat Luffy, but at this moment, a black figure rushed up to me, and pulled out a black knife with its back to me, sharp The blade of the straw hat hit Luffy without hesitation.

The unconscious Straw Hat Luffy fell from the sky and was caught by the phoenix Marko who rushed over.While he was not far away from me, I gave Malco the middle finger, and when I put down my hand, I vaguely pointed to where I was standing, and made a mouth shape: ACE.

Marco understood, and gave me a grateful look. I didn't dare to flirt with him in public. I crossed my waist and cursed: "Damn Whitebeard Pirates—and Straw Hat Luffy, today is your lucky day!" , I originally wanted to annihilate you all by myself, but it seems that there is no other way. But you must not think that the grievances between us are over! After I recover, I must take down your Dog's life! Husband, get out!"

I yelled at Mihawk, the skilled address didn't look like a fake at all.

Mihawk: ………

He glanced at me who was injured, and then at the Whitebeard Pirates on the battlefield who were full of murderous intent on me, his expression was not very good.

The white beard had just beaten Admiral Akainu to the ground at this time, and he was dealing with a steady stream of navy rushing towards him, so he was already scarred.But he lifted and released his hand holding the naginata, just a slight movement, but the whole earth was split open in the detonation.

Uncle is pretty good at acting, I immediately felt relieved, my son died, if he, as an old man, ignored me, it would be suspicious.

Mihawk hugged me to avoid Whitebeard's attack, and after being safe for a while, I whispered in Mihawk's ear: "Don't worry that Whitebeard will stare at you, Ace is not dead, I hid him! "

He glared at me: "Do you think I didn't see it?"

"Uh……"

"I haven't seen you for three years. I didn't expect you to improve so much."

Why does it sound so awkward when it's obviously a compliment?I pretended not to understand, and said with a smile, "Are you praising me?"

"I'm just wondering what went wrong with the way I educated you to make you like this."

educate?Way?You really raised me like a daughter!

I was so angry, I wanted to wrap my arms around his neck, but the moment I stretched out my hand, I recalled his paternal doting eyes before, so I stopped my movement embarrassingly.

As expected, Mihawk just raised me as his daughter from the very beginning...

Even though I was held in his arms, I didn't feel any sweetness in my heart.Three years have passed, and I am already 19 years old. Compared with the recklessness and impulsiveness when I was just an adult, I finally realized at this time... that I may have caused him too much trouble.

First, he leaned on him on Spider Island like grabbing a life-saving straw, and then lived in his house with the cheek to eat and drink for nothing for four years, knowing how chic and free he is, and still occupying him Guide my fighting skills.That’s all, what’s even more shameless is that I actually confessed my love to him on the day I was an adult!

It’s not a lie that I like him, but whether it’s my love for the man, my gratitude to him, or the obsessive Electra complex that came about because I didn’t have a father since I was a child, I can’t tell.

Thinking about it this way, how could an outstanding middle-aged man like Mihawk have indescribable thoughts about me who is still a child?Scared to death, okay?I treat you like a daughter, but you actually want to fuck me!

No wonder I ran away so far...

I think I should re-examine my feelings for Mihawk. After a long time of brewing in my heart, I finally figured out what to say, and I'm going to wait for the two to leave the battlefield before speaking.

As for the Navy and Whitebeard Pirates who are still at war, I don't worry too much.Marco knew that I hid Ace, and would definitely send someone to rescue him, but the navy thought that Ace was dead, and there was no reason to continue fighting.

But I still think everything is too simple.Admiral Akainu is obviously not a good talker. He survived Whitebeard's attack. After he stood up, he planned to take the opportunity to wipe out the Whitebeard Pirates and the Straw Hats!

A fiery magma punch ran through the entire Marin Vanduo, the ice melted, sparks flew, and the brutality was so cruel that there was no concern for the navy soldiers who were seriously injured and could not escape!

Whitebeard's face changed, and he took the blow with his strong body, but a large scorched hole was inevitably punched out in his chest.

Everyone in the Whitebeard Pirates cried and looked at Papa, and Marco gritted his teeth, but Whitebeard refused to allow them to fight each other again.

After knowing that Ace had been rescued, he was seriously injured and knew he was going to die soon. He didn't want to let his other sons suffer innocent harm, so he separated the battlefield with a wave of his hand and ordered everyone to flee, while he was alone in front of everyone. , ready to fight with all navies.

I have a good impression of White Beard, and seeing his behavior makes me feel the greatness of fatherly love.Mihawk put me down, I sniffed, squeezed his palm lightly, and whispered: "I won't trouble you any more."

He gave me a surprise look.

"You've caused a lot of trouble."

Mihawk stated the facts with a straight face. The battle was tense at this time, and he had no time to chat with me. After putting me down, his sharp eyes were directed directly at the legendary man on the battlefield.

I witnessed the war with him in a safe place. From the corner of my eye, I saw Marco rescued the cocooned Ace while everyone was not paying attention. I couldn't help but smiled, but this smile didn't last long. A few seconds Afterwards, several uninvited guests also came to the battlefield.

...is Blackbeard.

In fact, I don’t know Blackbeard. I have been looking for Mihawk for the past two years. The only time I heard his name was after I heard the news of Ace’s arrest from Marcona. It is said that he has become the new Shichibukai.

Yesterday I was still thinking about what kind of person this person is, but I didn't expect to come out by myself today, and he didn't look very friendly.

Listening to the conversation between Blackbeard and Whitebeard, I finally understood why Ace was arrested, and why Whitebeard was furious with his former son Blackbeard.

The two began to fight. Blackbeard Marshall D. Titch, who had the dark fruit, used his ability to nullify Whitebeard's shocking fruit, but Whitebeard, who had no fruit ability, was still terrifyingly powerful, and cut Blackbeard with a big knife.

However, Whitebeard, who is getting old and injured in the battle with Akainu, is not optimistic at this time.Blackbeard lay down on the ground, and when he saw this, he ordered all members of the Blackbeard Pirates to launch a final onslaught against the dying Whitebeard. Under the siege of the crowd, the life of this legendary big pirate came to an end in Marin Vandor.

Blackbeard got the power of the shaking fruit from Whitebeard, and shouted in a high-profile and arrogant way that the future will be his era.Marco and his party were filled with grief and anger, and they all forced themselves to remember the last order of their father, and decided to keep Ace and retreat first, ignoring the provocative Blackbeard.

After everyone boarded the boat, the straw hat Luffy who was in a coma was also rescued by Seaman Jinbe.During the period, Akainu still wanted to stop it, but the powerful strength caused Jinbei to be knocked down again. Seeing this, the captains of the Whitebeard Pirates who had already boarded the ship gritted their teeth and stood up again, deciding to save Ace's brother.

…………

This is an unprecedented super melee.I stood under the high platform with my hair blown up by the sea breeze, and my heart was touched.

The war finally ended after the arrival of the red-haired Shanks. Mihawk turned around when he saw this, and was stopped by a certain navy.

"Hawkeye, where are you going!" the man yelled.

Mihawk glanced back, "I promised to fight Whitebeard, and Redhead has gone beyond the scope of the agreement."

I nodded next to him, since Ace has been rescued, and at this time one of the four emperors, the red-haired Shanks, is negotiating with the navy, it is really not wise not to leave.

Because I ate Fire Fist Ace before, although the Navy was dissatisfied with me, it did not plan me to be among the bunch of pirates who wanted to rescue the condemned criminals, and with Mihawk by my side, now I want to There is no one to stop you from going.

Before leaving, I glanced at Marco, who was still emotionally agitated. I stopped Mihawk and told him to wait a while, and turned into a little spider and crawled in front of Marco, trying to persuade him to stop fighting and retreat first, but red-haired Shank Si had already dissuaded him one step ahead of me.

At this time, the biggest battle since the opening of the Great Pirate Era ended with the death of Whitebeard and the sacrifice of thousands of sailors.

...

On the vast sea, I steered the small speedboat to follow Mihawk's coffin wooden boat, feeling a little heavy.I have a very good impression of Whitebeard. He was a person I respected and admired after becoming a pirate. His sudden death made me very sad.

However, it shouldn't be me who is suffering the most right now, it should be Marco who lost his father and Luffy the straw hat who thought his brother was dead.

I sighed, shook my head and forced myself to stop thinking about it, and raised a smile to talk to Mihawk.

"You haven't been home for so long, what do you want to eat?"

"Whatever." Mihawk flipped a page of the book.

"Then eat the stew, I'll catch a rabbit." I decided on my own, and murmured: "I haven't been back for more than two years, the vegetable field in our backyard must have been abandoned..."

Mihawk looked up at me when he heard the words, and said flatly: "Then plant again."

I froze for a moment, and agreed: "Well, okay."

Krajgana Island is as dark and humid as it was two years ago, but after living here for more than four years, I am familiar with every plant and tree here. When I went ashore and looked around behind Mihawk, I felt something was wrong. .

It's too quiet, but what about those troublesome baboons?

I asked Mihawk, but he didn't come back in a longer time than I did, so he didn't know.

However, it didn't take long for this question to be answered.

After returning to the castle through the woods, I looked at the obvious traces of recent occupancy in the living room, squinted and went back to my room.

The girl with pink twintails was lying on my big bed and flipping through comics, holding the lollipop I bought three years ago, licking it with relish.

"........."

I immediately transformed into a half-beast form, stepped on my sharp feet, raised my sharp hands and slashed at her.

The girl was taken aback by the sudden murderous intent, she quickly flew up to avoid it, her big eyes were full of disbelief: "Red red red, red sickle! Wow, why are you here! Didn't Lord Moria beat you away? Yet!?"

"It was I who knocked him out and left, not him who beat me away." I corrected with a cold face, "What about you, you didn't follow Moria to Marin Fandor, and you didn't stay on the terrifying sailboat honestly, Why did you come to my house? Also, who gave you the courage to sleep in my bed?!"

She was very frightened, "I don't know, I was photographed by Bartholomi Xiong, I really didn't know this was your house!" Suddenly, she realized that something was wrong and encouraged Gathered up the courage to float in front of me and asked blankly: "You just said Lord Moria? Isn't Lord Moria dead?"

Speaking of Moria's death, she burst into tears, which made me a little bit at a loss.

"Where did he die, wasn't he still alive and kicking around in Marlene two days ago?" I looked at her teardrops dripping on my carpet with disgust, and raised my eyebrows.

"But my lord, he was obviously given by the straw hat Luffy..." She covered her mouth suddenly, and laughed again, "Really? He's not dead, Lord Moria is not dead, I'm going to find him!"

As she spoke, she floated out.

I shouted, "Perona! Stop!"

Perona looked at me with a bitter face, "What's wrong..."

I sneered: "Please explain to me carefully."

"There's nothing to explain. I was photographed here by Bartholomew Xiong. I'm a pitiful person, and I have to face the green hair who hurt us every day..."

I frowned and interrupted her: "What green hair?"

She was taken aback, "That's the one, the green hair of the Straw Hat Boys."

Roronoa Sauron?Is he here too?It's really strange that Kraicana Island, which is terribly gloomy and where no one would go ashore under normal circumstances, actually welcomed two guests when Mihawk and I were away?

"Where is he?"

"Uh, you should fight the baboons outside..." Perona said contemptuously, "I can't fight anyway, but I still fight every day."

baboon?No wonder I didn't see them all this way, so there is a new love?

I raised my chin towards Perona, "Take me there."

The incident of being beaten up by me a year ago is still fresh in my memory. Perona dared not listen, and floated in the air with a small umbrella to lead me the way.I came to the forest with her, and about 5 minutes later, I saw the figure I had seen on the wanted notice.

But he was not alone at this time.

Mihawk came too.I'm a little surprised, didn't Mihawk go back to the house to rest like me?Why did he come out and find Roronoa Sauron?

Could it be that he was angry that he broke in without authorization and wanted to give him some good fruit to eat?

Out of curiosity, I walked towards where they were, and just happened to hear their conversation clearly.

"Ace, Luffy's brother... is dead?" Zoro couldn't believe it and repeated Mihawk's words.

For some reason, Mihawk didn't tell him that Ace was actually rescued by me secretly, nodded and said, "He died before his eyes."

Zoro, who sat leaning against the tree stump, was silent for a second, and then, punched into the soil around him, and blamed himself loudly: "I don't know anything about what happened! Damn, Luffy must be very Break down! No, I have to find him."

As he spoke, he dragged his heavily wounded body covered in bandages, and stood up against the tree stump.

Mihawk didn't hold back, "There is a small boat on the shore, you can use it."

He didn't look back, and said to me behind me: "Isa, give him the key."

I was still in a daze, and when I heard this, I smiled: "Why? Since it was given to me, it is my boat, why should I give it to this..."

I glanced at Sauron, frowned and thought for a long time to come up with a vocabulary: "Moss head?"

Mihawk didn't force me, but told Sauron that he could find a way to leave by himself, then turned and left.Perona floated over and taunted Sauron, but Sauron was obviously not in a state of quarreling, he clenched the scabbard around his waist, his face was tense and he didn't make a sound.

After a long time, he found me who was still watching him standing not far away, and asked sincerely in a low voice: "Can I ask you to lend me the boat."

I didn't like him and Perona, the two guests who came uninvited and messed with the castle, not to mention that the boat was a treasure given to me by Mihawk, so I said firmly: "No."

"Really." His eyes changed, "I'm sorry, I have to grab it."

???

He drew two knives, put one in his mouth, and took out the third.

Not to mention, the posture is quite amazing!But I just glanced at it lightly, and sneered: "Little brother, are you kidding me? Just looking at your body, which was ruined by the baboons on the island, you still want to challenge me?"

I clapped my hands, and the baboons lurking around came out at the same time, and more than thirty baboons held swords in both hands at the same time, and looked at him fiercely.

I raised my chin, and a disdainful chuckle appeared on the corner of my mouth: "Three swords? It's quite innovative. When you can finish off the baboons, then consider robbing my ship."

The author has something to say: heroine = super villain [Dark Fog]

I promised you this chapter to include the legendary hero Sauron in this article, but no matter how I wrote it, I couldn’t write him on the stage, so the number of words in this chapter exploded again

Really bald QAQ

By the way, I don’t know if there are children’s shoes that I still remember, but the part when Yisha recalled Sauron was not a bug or a bug!The foreshadowing is slowly revealed~

Thank you Mrs. Yagi for mine~

Thank you for saying that it is still a nutrient solution that goes with the flow~

Congratulations to the hero finally appearing at 20 characters, let’s sprinkle flowers~~~