[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

After a few days of teasing me because I was injured and couldn't move and hung my appetite, Doflamingo finally told me on the day I was fully recovered and ready to take care of him. Yes, that meeting of the King Shichibukai that Mihawk participated in.

Sand Crocodile, known as the Sand Crocodile, was defeated by an unknown new pirate two months ago, exposing the real purpose of the secret criminal group Baroque Works under his name. After being named, he was imprisoned in the large submarine prison.

There is one more vacancy in Qiwuhai under the king, and new pirates are naturally needed to fill it.According to Doflamingo, Mihawk usually ignores these trivial matters and never participates, so he was very surprised that Mihawk would appear in this meeting.

It is said that it seems to be related to the Nova Pirates who defeated Crocodile.

"Who cares... the Straw Hat Pirates?" After hearing what happened, I lowered my head and frowned, puzzled, "I don't know why Mihawk would treat those pirates whose captain's bounty is only 3000 million. develop interest."

Holding a glass of cocktail in his right hand, Doflamingo smiled, "It's [-] million now."

He handed me a stack of reward orders that arrived this week, and I said, "Even if there are [-] million, it's not worth attracting Mihawk's attention", I took the reward orders honestly and flipped through them.

Half a second later, I pointed to a 35-year-old ugly pirate at the top of the reward order, wondering in disbelief: "Just him?"

Doflamingo: "Eh, oh, no, down there."

I breathed a sigh of relief, glared at him and then scrolled down, directly skimming the pirates with a bounty of less than [-] million, and finally found the one named Monkey D. Luffy when I turned to the sixth one. It is said that the newcomer Mihawk cares about.

With a slightly childish face, the boy with short black hair was smiling brightly when he was captured. His five fingers were spread out, and he wore a big straw hat on his head, which looked very sunny.

Just like that, looking a few years younger than me, he actually defeated Uncle Crocodile...

I rubbed my chin. When I went to Crocodile to ask about Mihawk’s whereabouts last year, the uncle was quite polite to me. Of course, I think a lot of the reason depends on my cuteness, but no matter what, it’s better than Mihawk’s whereabouts. Speaking of Doflamingo and Moonlight Moriah, he can be regarded as the one who treats me well among the seven warriors under the king.

"What's more, the captain is the only one on their ship who has a bounty?" I asked.

Doflamingo took the reward order in my hand, flipped through it, took out one and showed it to me, "And him."

...

That's how I first saw Zoro.In the central frame of the reward order, the man was wearing a torn white T-shirt and had short light green hair. Because he didn't look at the camera, he only saw half of the side view. He could see three drop-shaped hats on his left ear. Gold earrings.

Because the timing of the capture was not good, his face was covered with blood and dust, and he couldn't see the original appearance clearly. It can only be said that the outline of the face is not bad, but the eyes are fierce and look like a beast.

Nonoroya Sauron, the bounty offered is 6000 million Baileys.

Ah.

I didn't take it seriously at the time, and I didn't even bother to remember his face, so I threw the reward order on the ground.

"I'm leaving," I said to Doflamingo.

"Why do you think I'll let you leave alive?" Doflamingo threatened with a smile.

I looked at him as if I were looking at a mentally retarded person, and said, "Of course, otherwise, why would you treat me? And let baby-5 serve me with delicious food and drink three times a day."

I showed an expression of 'I understand', got up from the hospital bed, walked up to him and patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, "I know you won't do anything to me, I'm Mihawk's baby, if you You moved me today, and he will definitely hack you to death when he finds out."

"咈咈咈咈咈~" Doflamingo covered his face with one hand and smiled, neither acknowledging nor denying, but the moment I walked out the door, he stretched his legs and walked up to me in two or three steps. She touched my chin and said, "Little Yisha, do you want to taste what it's like to be a queen?"

Doflamingo is called king by the people of Dressrosa, he asked me if I want to be queen means...

Hearing his teasing, my heart was calm and I even wanted to laugh a little bit, does this guy think I'm a fool?

"Oh? Is it really the queen, and not sold to the Tianlong people as slaves by you?"

Before I came to Dressrosa, my fleet's second-captain Erdenia warned me about Doflamingo, and I probably know something about his secret dealings.

Erdenia didn't want me to come, but I had reasons why I had to.

It doesn't matter if they don't come, I also know how dangerous this trip is, so after the younger brothers fell asleep, I stole the record pointer to Dressrosa from the navigator, and came here by myself in a small boat.

Look, my decision was indeed correct. Didn't I find the news about Mihawk?

Just to get out, it's more difficult.

I stared blankly at Saobao in front of me.

Doflamingo let go of my chin: "It would be a pity to sell you to the Tianlong people. But forget it, the days are long, and we will have opportunities to meet in the future."

I affirmed this: "Well, although you and your family deal with a weak woman like me together, I am a little bit worried, but this news has helped me a lot. After I find Mihawk, I will meet you before the wedding. sent you an invitation."

"咈咈咈咈咈~" He just laughed.

I walked out of Doflamingo’s palace swaggeringly. After I went out, I thought the sun was too dazzling, so I went back to him to borrow a pair of sunglasses. It made me feel a little bit disappointed that I couldn't see his true face.

In the past few days of getting along, baby-5 and I have a sudden relationship, and once expressed to me her regret for not being able to help me stop other cadres in time and let me get rid of Doflamingo.

The reason for saying this seems to be because her fiancé was killed by Brother Doflaming, so she often went to Brother Ming to settle accounts on impulse.The authorities are obsessed with onlookers, but I think Doflamingo killed her fiancés for her own good. This girl is too easy to be deceived...

In short, she is pretty good except for her weird personality, and she is responsive to my rude requests, because she is a maid, whether it is peeling apples or cutting watermelons, she will give me whatever I want, and she doesn’t even need a knife, because She herself is an ability user who has eaten the fruit of weapons, and can transform any part of her body into a sharp blade at any time.

When I was leaving, baby-5 gave me a life card and told me to come and play with her when I was free. I carefully put the card away and put it in my pocket. After saying goodbye to her, I went back to the coast and found the Mihawk Gave me a runabout for my 16th birthday.

At this time, almost two months have passed since Doflamingo went to the Navy branch to participate in the Shichibukai Conference. Leaving the new world for a while, returning to the news of the first half of the great voyage.

"But Boss, why? We finally coated the boat and tried every means to get here from Murloc Island..." Little brother A asked puzzled.

I ignored the murderous eyes my co-captain Erdenia had been shooting at me since I came back, and explained: "Mihawk probably hasn't come back to the new world yet, I'm going to find him."

"But boss, which island are we going to? We can't wander around without a destination..." Little brother B said weakly.

"...That's right. Let's go to Camellia Island first. He likes to drink the tea produced there. Maybe he will be there." I thought for a long time before I came up with a place where he might go.

"It doesn't matter if I'm not here. I just want to buy some tea. When I find Mihawk and get married, I won't even have decent tea for the guests."

I said sternly.

...

At this point in the story, Mi Ji was already listening to it and was about to fall asleep, his eyelids drooping.It’s not an exaggeration to say that my experience is a long story. It’s not even halfway through. It’s already past three o’clock in the middle of the night, and the cold sea breeze makes him shiver. Just stand beside me with folded arms obediently and stamp your feet to warm up.

"Finished?" Seeing me stop, Mi Ji asked tentatively.

"I'm sleepy, I don't want to talk anymore."

"Oh." He nodded sympathetically, and asked tremblingly, "So, the pot of delicious tea you made for me and my eldest brother was originally intended to be used at the wedding to greet the guests...?"

I looked at the starry sky and spread my hands helplessly, "Yeah, but it doesn't matter anymore, it is impossible for me and Mihawk to be together. I can see through it, and he treats me as a junior who needs to be taken care of. After knowing that I like him Almost never gave me a good look."

"So, after knowing that you can't succeed, you let him go?" Mi Ji was a bit regretful.

I nodded, and after thinking for a while, I shook my head honestly, "No."

"Then you haven't let go yet?" He was surprised, "You've been on a blind date with my brother, and even dated other boyfriends..."

"Where is it? I let go of it a long time ago. So, I didn't give up pursuing him because I thought it was impossible for me to succeed. Although I can't deny that maybe, maybe, maybe there is a little bit of that reason, but in fact ..."

I paused for a moment, then thought that the story had been told so much, and there was nothing to be ashamed of, so I told the truth to Mi Ji, "The reason why I really let go is actually because I was—— "

"Don't fall in love with me anymore."

Funny: "!!!"

He was so shocked that he covered his chubby face and asked in a sharp voice: "Who!? Could it be the one called Doflamingo..."

I waved my hands in disgust and glared at him: "How is it possible? It's not him."

"That is……"

"That's that, that..." I scratched the back of my head and smiled awkwardly: "The one I dismissed, even the poor bounty of 6000 million Baileys, the guy with short green hair and three studs on his left ear ——Roronoah Sauron."

Mi Ji was silent for a long time before taking a deep breath, "Damn, I'm so scared that I don't feel sleepy anymore. Sis, why don't you continue talking?"

I don't want it.It's from here that the story really becomes ashamed. How can the matter between me and that bastard be explained clearly in a few words?

So he seriously refused: "No, I want to sleep. Mi Chi, turn on your phone and book a nearby hotel, my sister is sleepy."

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