[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Krajgana Island, in the castle of the ruins of the Kingdom of Sizkear.

"Uncle Mihawk, it's so cold at home." Sitting in front of the dead fireplace with my arms around my knees, I complained tremblingly.

At the dining table a few meters away from me, Mihawk, who was leisurely reclining on the back of the chair, drinking red wine and reading the newspaper, said without raising his head, "If you feel cold, you can go out and chop firewood."

"...I don't want it! Those baboons are too scary!" I glared at him angrily and pursed my lips to refuse.

A few days ago, I came here on Mihawk's coffin boat that can only accommodate one person. When you get to his house, you must lie down on the bed for a while.

Unexpectedly, his family is big and has many rooms, but apart from the coffin-shaped bed in the master bedroom—so how much he likes coffins, I didn't find a bed in any of the rooms.

...does this make sense? !It's fine to live alone in a castle tens of thousands of square meters, but there are hundreds of rooms without a single bed!

I was dumbfounded, and stared blankly at Mihawk who had already taken off his black windbreaker, put on a white shirt and was resting on the sofa, pointed to his nose and asked stupidly, "Uncle, where do I want to sleep?"

"up to you."

"Then I'm going to sleep there." The child's observation ability is quite strong. After a few days of getting along, I knew that Mihawk had a good temper, so I unceremoniously pointed to the big bed that obviously belonged to him in the master bedroom, crooked She raised her head and showed a sweet smile unique to little girls.

A coffin is a coffin, at least the mattress inside looks soft.

"…no."

"Crying."

Well, at least I tried.

Just when I was thinking about whether to fall asleep on the comfortable-looking sofa under Mihawk's buttocks at night, he looked up as if he had noticed my intention: "I still have a condom in my room." For the extra bedding, if you can get a bed out, you can have a good rest at night."

Easier said than done!

I managed to pull out a wry smile: "But how do I change a bed?"

Mihawk looked at the forest outside the window, "The raw materials are all there, you can solve this problem yourself."

After speaking, he stood up, walked back to the bedroom with long legs, and closed the door smoothly.

I stood there silent for a while, staring at the door of his room for a full three or ten minutes, seeing that he was really not joking, I reluctantly walked out of the castle.

To be honest, I don't really like this place.

I don't know what's going on with this island. It's still daytime, but the surroundings are as dark as night.The dirt underfoot stinks disgustingly, and even the wind that blows in the face has an unpleasant damp smell.

And what's even more surprising is——

There are actually a lot of baboons in the woods!

No, they are not ordinary baboons. They are all tall and big, three times taller than me when I was only 12 years old. Not only that, each baboon also holds a long sword that I don’t know where to get , Seeing me excitedly let out a 'woo woo' cry from my mouth when I appeared, even the eyes were particularly evil.

Fortunately, they just stared at me, and didn't really attack.I wondered at the time, but as I got older I realized they were afraid of Mihawk.I was brought back by Mihawk. After spending so many days together day and night, my body was covered with his smell, so the baboons did not dare to act rashly.

But even if I don't do anything, it's scary to have hundreds of big eyes staring at me all at once!While guarding against them, I manipulated the immature fruit ability. It took me a lot of effort to chop down a tree that was neither thick nor thin with my sharpened hands. I was panting before I could peel the tree. no more.

So thirsty.

I ran back to the castle and gulped down a large glass of water, washed the glass and left it upside down to dry before returning to the woods to continue the unfinished work.

This is a whole day.

The elementary school curriculum does not teach how to build a bed with wood. I wasted several trees before I gradually mastered the tricks. I laboriously dragged the chopped wood back to the castle one by one. Can Jiang chose a room opposite to Mihawk on the first floor, sat in the center of the room and thought hard, and finally set up a simple bed before the next morning.

I was so tired, I didn't have time to take a shower or go to Mihawk to get the bedding, so I just lay down and went to sleep.

So, after going through all this, I finally took a three-day rest and refused to go out to chop firewood.

But it was really cold, I hugged myself tightly again, raised my head and greedily looked at the warm wool blanket that Mihawk put on my lap.

"Uncle——" No way, I started acting like a baby again.

Mihawk didn't make a sound, so I continued to work hard and became more emotional: "Uncle~~Uncle~~"

"...Take it." He tore off the blanket smartly, grabbed it and put it in mid-air and said to me.

I ran over happily, hugged the blanket and rubbed it for a while, and when I was satisfied, I held my stomach and said, "I'm hungry."

"..."

"I don't want to drink potato soup anymore." I said bitterly.

The thought of the cream of potato soup I've had for several meals in a row makes my stomach queasy.Mihawk is such a puzzler. Even though he lives in such a luxurious castle, there are very few ingredients in the cellar. There are only potatoes, sweet potatoes and some messy vegetables, and most of them are gone.

There are no takeaways. We are the only family on the island, and we can’t even buy daily necessities. If you want to eat meat, you have to go hunting in the forest. If you want to drink water, go to the well in the backyard. If you want to watch TV—— ——

Oh, no TV, only newspapers come once a week and are thrown out of the sky by seagulls from nowhere.

... What a backward island!

Mihawk ignored me and silently turned a page of the book in his hand.I stood next to him and kept making noises to express my dissatisfaction. He finally couldn't help it, closed the book and looked at me: "Is stew okay?"

I was taken aback for a moment, and then happily replied: "Yes! What kind of meat will you eat?"

"That depends on what kind of prey you encounter." Mihawk got up, picked up the black knife placed next to the chair, put on a windbreaker and walked out of the castle.

I trotted all the way behind him, thinking that this uncle is really tall, and he has to dress so fancy when he goes hunting.

"Isa, come here."

Suddenly being called, I raised my head for no apparent reason, and looked up at him in a daze: "What am I here for?"

"Hunting." After Mihawk finished speaking, he found a big rock nearby and sat down, crossing his legs.

"...Okay." Taking advantage of people's short hands and soft mouths, and being saved by him, and now living in his super mansion for free, even if I haven't killed a life, I still bite the bullet.

I thought it would be easy to hunt with the ability of devil fruit, but it is not the case.I don't know if I didn't use the fruit ability well, or the creatures on this island are too powerful, I spent hours and still got nothing.

"Uncle, I can't do it..." I swayed back to the place where Mihawk was waiting, clutching my injured arm, and said dejectedly: "I really don't have any talent, I'm still so useless even after eating Devil Fruits .If it were Katsuki, he must have already got a lot of prey and fried it fragrant and crunchy."

Mihawk's golden pupils stared at me without speaking, but it made people shudder.

I gritted my teeth and turned around again, "I'll try again!" I just ran two steps, stopped again, turned back to him and said, "Uncle, if you are hungry, go home and drink soup first. I don't know how much it will cost here." long time."

"It's okay." He looked at the book and replied.

I looked at his figure under the moonlight, and I was a little worried about what to do if his beautiful eyes were short-sighted in such a dark light.

...Probably not, after all, he looks like he is almost 30 years old, and his eyesight is no longer going to decline.

But there are contingencies in everything. He can obviously read in the bright living room at home, but now he deliberately goes out hunting with me because I want to eat well. If I am really short-sighted, how much should I blame myself?

With the idea of ​​letting him go home as soon as possible, I stared with bated breath in the forest, and I really caught a rabbit that I couldn't catch up to at ordinary times.

Bunny is so cute, it should be delicious if stewed, right?

After three days of drinking potato soup, I grabbed its long ears and swallowed involuntarily.

After returning to Mihawk's side, he put away the book in his hand, and praised for the first time, "That's right. We have the meat, now go dig vegetables."

...digging vegetables?

I didn't understand what he meant, and followed him blankly to the vegetable garden behind the castle. Looking at the vegetable field that was obviously not well maintained, I finally knew how the vegetables in the cellar came from.

You are still a vegetable farmer! ?

I was still digging carrots in the wild at ten o'clock in the middle of the night, I thought so.

From that day on, I, Isa D. Nedron, officially took over the vegetable field of Joracle Mihawk. In order to make the dinner richer, I immerse myself in the study room on the second floor of the castle every day. I worked hard to study planting books, and because of this, it didn't take long before I was able to do it unambiguously, whether it was sowing, fertilizing, or weeding!

Not only that, I also planted grapes in the backyard and learned to make wine.People like Mihawk who regard money as dung, every time they go out of the island to clean up the gangster pirates, they don’t know how to grab some more money and come back. It’s all cheap to the world government.If I don't learn how to make wine, at the rate he drinks at least three bottles a day, we will be poor enough to sell our house?

But I am skeptical about whether this castle can be sold. To be honest, I think this place may not be bought by Mihawk-who the hell would buy such a dark place where the sun is not shining for 360 days a year? place?I won't anyway.

According to Mihawk, this place used to be prosperous, but it was completely deserted after the war subsided a few years ago.So yes, in addition to being gloomy and dilapidated, there are also bones everywhere.

No wonder there is a rotten smell everywhere outside the castle... Hey, I will cry if I talk too much.

Mihawk has only allies and no friends.It is said that there was once a strong opponent, but something happened a few years ago, so he is no longer ready to fight against him

Except for baboons and other wild animals, there were only two of us on the huge Krajjana Island.Mihawk would go out occasionally, and never took me with him on the grounds that he would be too conspicuous with him.

At this time, I already had a certain awareness of his identity, and knew that I would only become his burden if I was not strong enough. After making a few noises but failed, I became obedient, and stayed alone in the castle obediently waiting for him to come back.

Fortunately, he doesn't go out very much, except that because he is Shichibukai, he has to catch some bounty criminals every year in exchange for money to pay to the world government, and we don't have anything else to spend money on, so we can live on.

As I grew up, as long as he was at home, in order not to make me completely useless, Mihawk would teach me in combat, with serious contempt and contempt, with the cross knife hanging around my neck. I fell to the ground.

I'm so angry, I thought why this person is pretending like this, can't he cut me with a black knife at night to save face?

I dare not say this, after all, I am quite self-aware.

Therefore, I was not idle when he was not at home, and I frantically cleaned the house, [-] rooms a day, and the rounds just finished in a week.

Over time, my physical strength has gradually increased, and my strength has also become stronger and stronger. I don’t have to go to school or have any entertainment. After cleaning the house every day, I only have the ability to study devil fruits besides cooking.

There is nothing else in Krajgana Island, there are quite a lot of baboons, and the combat effectiveness is not bad.Under Hawkeye's instructions, the baboons would send a representative to fight me every day, as they wished, a group of brutal guys, and they were merciless in their attacks.

At first I lost in a mess. Since I was a child, I hardly suffered any flesh and blood injuries. I grinned in pain, and I was almost killed several times by the baboon's short-eyed long sword. Fortunately, the unique ability of the animal department at critical moments' Awakening', the recovery speed of the body is so fast that the metamorphosis can only pick up the life and come back.

In fact, it’s not right to say that. In fact, before my ability “awakened”, every time I lost too much blood and fainted, Mihawk, who silently watched my battle, would come out from behind the tree and hug me back. Home treatment.That's why I can fight the baboons with confidence, because I know that if something happens, he will definitely come out to protect me.

I also don't know exactly when I fell in love with Mihawk.I just remember that one day, I suddenly gave up calling him 'Uncle' and started calling him by his first name.

He was my teenage dream, falling in love with him is out of admiration for a strong man, thanks to him for taking care of me over the years, and I am truly attracted by his unique masculine charm.

Although at that time, apart from my elementary school classmates and cousin Katsuki, I had no contact with other members of the opposite sex.But I secretly thought that looking at the whole sea and even the whole world, there must be no one who can make my heart move more than Mihawk.

...

The days passed day by day, and seeing that my 16th birthday was approaching, but Mihawk hadn’t come home yet, I ran into his room angrily, stepped on his coffin bed, and tore his pillow to pieces .

Damn, hate!

I missed my birthday last year, and I promised to make it up for me this year, but I still spent so much time outside that I didn’t remember to go home!

Sitting alone on his bed, my tears flowed down like I don’t want money, I stared blankly at the clock pointing to twelve o’clock, I punched the mattress with such force that it broke the bed board through the mattress Make a hole.

... Ugh, this is really a disaster.

But this girl is angry, angry!No matter, just destroy everything in his room!

It is very serious for adolescent girls to get angry. I took the scissors and rushed into Mihawk's cloakroom, pulled off the shirt hanging on the hanger, and cut it clean in two or three strokes.

what else!

I looked around and searched again, my eyes flicked past his leather boots and trousers, and finally stopped on his favorite black and red windbreaker.

Because I found a hole in the windbreaker the day before going to sea, he didn't wear it that day, I sewed it up and cleaned it and hung it back to the original place. At this time, looking from my direction, it seemed that he was standing Same there.

Hum hum, hum hum.

I smiled slyly and stretched out my claws towards the windbreaker.

"Isa, what are you doing in my room?"

When Mihawk’s unique voice came, I was taken aback for a moment, then turned around happily, without the slightest embarrassment of being caught doing something bad, I raised my smiling face and rushed towards him happily.

"Mihawk, you are finally back!"

I boldly took his hand, rubbed it in his arms, and said shyly with a blushing face, "You know? I'm sixteen, an adult!"

"Congratulations." He nodded, let go of my hand calmly, took out a small box from his trouser pocket after pulling away, and handed it over, "Happy birthday."

"Thank you!" I already had a premonition that he would give me something on the day I became an adult, so I couldn't wait to take it apart and have a look, dumbfounded.

Isn't it... a ring?

In that delicate box, instead of the ring I was expecting, there was a small key lying quietly.

For some reason, looking at the key, my smile froze on my lips, and I suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Isa, you should go." Mihawk looked at me who was still in a daze, and said flatly.

There was no feeling of reluctance in those eyes that fascinated me, and the voice that used to be gentle with me only remained decisive and decisive at this moment, "There is a small boat I brought back for you on the shore. It doesn't matter if you go back to the West Sea, or if you want to wander around again. Yisha, let's go."

The author has something to say: Mihawk: The child is getting older, and men and women can't get along with each other. It's better to drive her out early to practice.

Yisha: Wow, wow, you picked me up, didn't you want to marry me?

Joe Rachel. I only raise you as my daughter. Mihawk (helpless)

......13-16 years old, I only got along with Hawkeye during my adolescence. After all, Isa is handsome, so there is nothing I can do to fall in love with Hawkeye! ┑(￣Д￣)┍

ps: Mihawk grows vegetables is real 233 manga title page has a picture