[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Bingsheng is not far from the seaside. Mi Ji and I took a taxi after walking out of the residential area. The driver was quite surprised that we went to the beach in the middle of the night. destination.

Mi Ji paid the money obediently, I got out of the car, took off my high heels before entering the beach, and stepped on the cold white sand with bare feet.

"Sister, there are so many shells here!" Mi Ji was startled next to me, saying that he had always lived on the top of Kukulu Mountain and had never been to the seaside, so everything he saw was novel.

I raised the corner of my mouth, and just about to say something, there was a slight tingling pain on my foot, it turned out that I accidentally stepped on a small crab.

The appearance of crabs is quite similar to that of spiders. We all have eight legs. I didn't make things difficult for it. I stretched out my hand and pulled it off my heel and put it back on the beach.

"I guess the tide has just ebbed." I said.

Mi Ji nodded, looking excited, it is not difficult to see that he is in a good mood now.

I let him play by himself, walked to a place less than half a meter away from the sea, spread my arms and breathed the slightly salty sea breeze, staring at the full moon above my head in a daze.

Since I retreated back to the West Sea, this is the first time I have returned to the seaside. This familiar feeling... It's been a long time.

The boredom was blown away by the sea breeze, and I felt a lot more relaxed. I was tired after playing all day, but now I have calmed down after what happened just now, and I just want to have a good sleep.I straightened my messy long hair, took out my phone to check the time, and accidentally found a few text messages lying quietly in the inbox.

It's Dino's.

[Isa, I'm sorry. ]

Perhaps because I didn't reply to his message in time, he sent another one a few minutes later.

[You need to take care of yourself. ]

I stared at the line of words quietly until the light on the phone screen gradually dimmed and finally turned into cold pitch black before putting it down.

Taking care of yourself?Of course, apart from being emotionally unsatisfactory, I have always taken good care of myself.

So don't worry, although it turns out that the future Dino is sorry for me, but everyone knows the truth of the matter?He said that I don't belong to this place, that's why he failed me because of his family. Thinking about it from another angle, maybe the future me will change his mind and dump him first?

As for getting married... the points are broken up, of course it doesn't matter who he wants to marry, he can't choose to be alone for the rest of his life just because of me, right?

Thinking about it this way, the last worry in my heart disappeared. Anyway, since I became a pirate, I have become heartless, and such trivial things as falling out of love are not enough to make me feel sad for too long.

At least I don't allow myself to show my weakness.

I picked up the phone again and sent [you too] to Dino. After thinking about it, I blocked him, deleted his number in the address book, turned off the phone and went to the funny man who was still squatting and playing with sand. He leaned over to observe what he was up to.

"What about building a castle?"

"Ah." Mi Ji didn't raise his head, his chubby little hands were exceptionally nimble, and he could tell from a glance that he often made things by himself.

"I'm familiar with castles. You're stacking them wrongly. It's not grand at all. You have to do it like this here." I squatted down, grabbed a handful of sand, and confidently helped him transform the semi-finished products that had already been piled up.

By the way, the feel of this sand is really familiar... Suddenly thinking of a certain uncle with whom I have a decent relationship, I couldn't help chuckling.

Mi Ji stared at me suspiciously, obviously not believing it.But I’m really not joking. It didn’t take long to build a decent castle with white sand, which made him exclaim: “Sister, you are really good at it. By the way, the details are handled really well. You must have lived in a similar place before.” Bar?"

He thought about it and thought it was impossible, "But didn't you work as a pirate before, and now the pirates live in such a grand style?"

Living in style?It’s a ghost, it’s just a deserted place after the war, it’s nothing but a few broken chairs, even my bed was cut down and built by myself.

I clapped my hands, rubbed off the white sand stuck between my fingers, and looked at the work in front of me with satisfaction, "It's done, the ruins of the Kingdom of Sizkeal!"

Applauded humorously, "Awesome!"

"That's right, but my skills are still a bit weak, and I haven't dealt with some parts well..." I touched my chin, feeling that I didn't show the dilapidatedness of the castle.

He laughed aloud, then tilted his head and asked, "By the way, where is the ruins of the Kingdom of Sizkear?"

I didn't answer right away, but stood up and stood up, and before he could react, I stepped into the center of the castle, and watched the pile of white sand spread out and return to its inconspicuous appearance. Only then said with a sneer: "A place where an old man who is destined to be single for the rest of his life lives."

Miji: "..."

"You don't ask who I am?"

"Do I dare to ask?" He couldn't laugh or cry.

"There's nothing to be afraid of, and it's nothing shameful." I shrugged, "Does Hawkeye know? The world's number one swordsman."

"It's him?" Mi Ji was shocked, "Do you still know such a big man?"

I gave him a blank look, "What do you mean, you, how can I say that I used to be the king of Shichibukai, so I can sit on an equal footing with him?"

"...That's right. So, if I'm not mistaken, did Hawkeye and Sister Yisha have a relationship before?"

Miji seems to have discovered a new world. Xiaoyan turned around and picked up the mobile phone to search quickly. After reading the stories of Mihawk and me on the Internet, he asked, "Isa with red scythe and Miho with eagle eyes are not listed in the encyclopedia. Ke used to be a couple, right?"

"Who says I'm in a relationship with him? I really want to, but Old Antique doesn't agree." I helplessly spread my hands.

"Anyone would reject Sister Yisha? Yes, although you have a bad temper, don't speak well, and are always hands-on, you are good-looking after all——"

Before he finished speaking, Mi Ji was punched again by me, covered his head and looked at me pitifully, and said sadly: "Sister——"

"Give you another chance."

"I mean, for a woman like my sister who is naturally beautiful, overpowering, gentle, kind, and understanding, Hawkeye dares to refuse, bah, Hawkeye's fart, he was blinded by the eagle peck!"

I patted Mi Ji on the shoulder with satisfaction, "Promising."

"Hey." He smiled triumphantly after being praised, but unfortunately there was too much flesh on his face, and he looked even more wretched than usual, "So sister, why did he reject you?"

I recalled the past and took a long breath, "The story is a bit long."

"Well, anyway, we have plenty of time."

This is true.

I snorted coldly through my nasal cavity, looked at the unbelievably calm sea, and spoke leisurely.

"I think he saved my life at the beginning, not only that, but also took care of me and raised me. I was innocent at that time, thinking that he raised me as a child bride, although I thought he was too old and poor enough to eat Relying on the land by myself, but he is good-looking and strong, so he accepted it happily. It's just that when I was 16 years old and wanted to make a promise with my body, I found out..."

"What did you find?" Mi Ji's eyes were full of curiosity.

I showed a ferocious expression, and said viciously: "He actually only wants to be my father!"

…………

Yes, that's a sad story.

The day I went to sea was calm.With the only money I had, I bought two barrels of fresh water, biscuits, bread and other easy-to-storage food in the shop on the pier. When a group of uncles who came back from fishing were not paying attention, I left a note with sorry and stole them. With the ambition of getting the devil fruit and becoming powerful, he set out to sea.

Yes.There is no goal, and I don't know the direction. It's just a momentary impulse, holding a map that I can't understand, and I don't even know how to add fuel, so I just go to sea.

The result can be imagined, the first few days were fine, at least there was water and food, but after a long period of time I couldn’t find land to reach the shore, I was short of water and food, and was dying under the scorching sun.After finally making it to No. 15 days, the calm sea in the middle of the night suddenly became rough.There were lightning and thunder, and the heavy rain fell suddenly. I hugged the seat on the boat tightly, but after choking on a few sips of water, my head became dizzy, and I finally fell into the sea.

Fortunately, wearing the life jackets of the fishermen left on the boat, it did not sink to the bottom of the sea and became a delicious meal for sea kings.

If it were another protagonist, he should have been rescued after waking up after surviving a catastrophe, at least he would wake up relatively safely lying on the shallow white beach.

But I am different, I was awakened by the tickle.

Yes, itches.

When I opened my eyes, there were countless eight-legged spiders around me, big ones, small ones, black ones, red ones, green ones, those with eyes and those without eyes, all surrounded me.And the itchy feeling on my body... yes, they are crawling on me.

I was so frightened that I forgot to scream, I jumped up and frantically slapped the spiders on my body, shook my head and ran, tearing off the cobwebs from my hair while running, finally getting rid of the dense group of terrifying arthropods.

The exposed delicate skin was bitten by dozens of tiny wounds, some were itchy, some were red and swollen, and there were several nerve-irritating pains.

At that time, what I thought in my heart was not fear, but glad that I was not drowned.

Unfortunately, it was almost too late. After escaping from the beach full of spiders, I had nowhere to go, so I had to walk into the woods.But it is conceivable that even the beach is full of spiders, and there will only be more in the woods.At this time, the sky had already darkened, and my shoes had already been washed away by the waves. I stepped barefoot in the jungle trying to find a place to live, but within a few minutes, I became more bruised.

Hunger, pain, and an unbearable itch.I fell to the ground, panting against the tree stump, and seeing the spiders swarming again, I no longer had the strength to drive away those countless little guys.

They bared their fangs in front of me, and their hairy legs climbed onto my body again. I was trembling and powerless.

Being bitten to death by thousands of spiders sounds like a horrible way to die.

In fact, it is true. I feel that I can't live for a few minutes. It's just that the process of being eaten by spiders is too slow. I think I understand myself. Unfortunately, the knife I carry has long been lost in the vast sea.

Mihawk appeared at this time.

At that time, there was the sound of extremely light and steady footsteps, and the leather boots stepped on the fallen leaves and trees in the jungle, making a rustling sound.

He held a torch in his hand. When he approached me, the hot light from the torch instantly scared away the spiders all over my body. After meeting angry eyes, he opened his mouth and said.

"There are people here."

If I could talk at that time, I would definitely complain: I don’t want to appear here either!

But I was too weak to even blink.

"Little girl, do you want to live?"

The question sentence that I used clearly sounds a little bit like I can't refute it.

"I just came to this spider island to challenge the legendary poisonous spider queen, but I didn't expect to find this in her lair."

He took out something from his coat and handed it over. Under the light of the torch, the dark purple fruit covered with strange patterns kept giving off a dangerous atmosphere, and an inexplicable feeling surged in my heart. eager.

"It's a spider fruit, but it's useless for me to hold it. If you want to live, eat it."

I didn't understand what he meant, but the moment I saw the fruit, my body, which was so difficult to breathe, really moved.I didn't care about anything else, and I didn't care whether it was a real devil fruit or not. All I could think about was the desire to eat it.

I opened my mouth wide in his direction, bit off the fruit in his hand, opened my eyes that could not shed tears because of lack of water, and stared at him while chewing the unpalatable flesh.

After eating the stinky pulp, I gained some strength, and just as I wanted to get up, my heart started beating violently, my vision gradually blurred, my eyes darkened, and I passed out.

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