[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

All Might and I talked late.Compared with the heroic image on TV, he is actually more restrained, and he often feels embarrassed when he talks.

The two are father and daughter, and they obviously want to get close to each other, but in the end they are just a little better than strangers.

This kind of thing has to be done slowly, I am not in a hurry, and I sat for a while until I felt sleepy before getting up and leaving.He looked at the time and stood up, as if he was afraid that my mother would find that he was still in shape when he came home.

I am afraid that the relationship between the two of them will never go back. 25 years has worn down the relationship too much, both of them are close to fifty years old, and it is no longer necessary for the relationship when they were young.

Let them solve their affairs by themselves, and I didn't know what to say to comfort me, so I left a call to All Might, told him that I had time to contact him, and then hugged him before turning around.

After walking dozens of steps, I couldn't help but look back, and I happened to meet his complicated eyes looking at my back under the streetlight.

"Isa..."

He called out my name, and under my puzzled eyes, he transformed back into the image of a muscular macho, and smiled at me showing two rows of white teeth: "Be happy, girl!"

I snorted and gave him an ok gesture.

...

When I got home, I hung All Might’s signature on the most conspicuous wall in the living room. When I heard the noise, Mi Ji, who came out to greet me, came over, chewed on spicy strips and exclaimed, “Olmert’s signature? Isn’t he Have you retired early, how did you get it?"

I couldn't help being proud, "I asked him for it himself, why, are you envious?"

I didn't tell the truth, firstly, I was too lazy to tell, and secondly, I thought it would be good if I knew about this kind of thing. Miji's mouth is not strict, who knows if he will leak his mouth one day in the future, and one accident will make the whole world Knowing that the hero of the era and the idol of the people, All Might has a daughter who is a pirate...

It's scary to think about it, but considering All Might's weak body can't bear the fright, I think it's better to forget it.

"Wow, then you are really lucky. Wait, didn't you go to your mother's birthday party today? How did you meet All Might?" Miji's small eyes immediately reacted, "Your mother and All Might Do you know Matt?"

What a smart guy.I glared at him, saw him drooling staring at the signature on the wall, reluctantly took another signature out of the bag, and handed it to him, "It seems to be an old friend from more than ten years ago. Here, here, too." Just one."

Mi Ji took it flattered and couldn't believe it: "Really give it to me?"

"Take it, I remember you like All Mighty, don't you? There are his figures in the room..." Speaking of this, I couldn't help but roll my eyes. Who would have thought that the second son of the famous Hakka who beat the enemy would be Fan of All Might?Obviously a villain, is it really okay to worship a hero like this?

...But I don't seem to be qualified to complain about him.

Mi Ji accepted the signature, happily like a fat man over 200 catties, really over 200 catties.He carefully folded the signature paper and put it in his trouser pocket, then greedily looked at my handbag.

"Sister, how many more do you have?"

I hurriedly covered my bag and said vigilantly, "It's gone!"

"I clearly saw that there are..."

He was right, in fact, I still have two in my bag, but they are not for myself, and I plan to give them to Kuhe Katsuki when I have a chance.

I remember that the two of them liked All Might very much when they were young, and they haven't seen each other for more than ten years. I don't know if they still yearn for him like they did when they were children?

Mi Ji Bianpianzui was a little regretful, but he quickly cheered up, covered the autograph in his trousers pocket dearly and ran back to the room.

I went back to the bedroom to change out of the tight dress that I had been wearing all day, went to the bathtub and soaked in hot water, and then went back to bed and fell into a deep sleep.

...

The meeting with All Might did not bring much change to my life. I still started at six o'clock every day, and went to the gym with Mi Chi, and a month passed before I knew it.

During the period, Dino called me twice, but the time was not too long. Thinking that he should come over this week, I couldn't help but return to the department store with joy and humor in my heart.

"Going to buy clothes again?" Mi Ji, who has lost nearly 100 pounds under the devil's training, can already see his facial features a little bit. It's not hard to imagine how charming he will become after a few more months of weight loss.

I stood in front of the cosmetics counter holding several eyeshadow palettes, hesitating, I simply wanted them all with a big wave of my hand, and bought all the new lipsticks in all shades together.

I bought several large bags of things back and forth, and stopped shopping reluctantly until Mi Ji said that he could no longer carry them.To be honest, if it weren't for the inconvenient inconvenience of Miji, I would still go to the underwear store to buy a set of Bisheng underwear...

When he got home, Mi Ji looked at the huge pile of trophies on the dining table, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "...Are you planning to open a shop?"

I tidied up my things in a good mood, and said without raising my head, "No, my boyfriend is coming back soon, so I have to dress up anyway."

"What?!" He was startled, squatting down and staring at me who was studying the color of the foundation, "I, I, I, I'm not ready yet?"

I glanced at him speechlessly, "What mental preparation do you need? Why, do you still want to see my boyfriend?"

He was dumbfounded, "Don't you see?" He pointed to himself and me, "We live together, we will meet soon."

He took it for granted, and I was a little embarrassed to hit him, but unfortunately, I still wasn't going to introduce him to Dino.First of all, Mi Ji's identity is quite embarrassing. Not only is he a netizen I have known online for three years, but he is also the younger brother of my ex-boyfriend.With such a relationship, it is very strange for me to let him live in my house and take him to train every day. If I take the initiative to introduce him to Dino...

Even if the two of us are innocent enough, it will always make people feel that something is wrong.

I couldn't help reminding, "That's ridiculous."

"What's wrong ma'am?"

I scratched my forehead and told the truth, "I don't know if you have forgotten...but you are Yiermi's younger brother, not mine."

The ridiculous face froze instantly.

I licked my lips and continued: "Speaking of which, you seem to be a year older than me? It's fine at home, and it's not appropriate to call me sister that outside. Now that your weight loss plan is on the right track, my My boyfriend is coming over again, or..."

Even if you don't say the rest, Mi Ji can feel it for yourself.

After all, he was a 26-year-old adult, and Mi Ji didn't stalk him. He said dully that he understood, then silently raised his feet in slippers and shrugged his shoulders back to the bedroom.

...looks so pitiful.

Damn it, when did this fat house become so cute?

I stood there thinking for 2 minutes, and finally sighed resignedly, rushed to the funny room and broke in, and as expected, I saw him packing his luggage sadly.

Compared with a month ago, Mi Ji's figure has lost a lot of weight, but he is still fatter than normal people.He was wearing the navy blue short-sleeves he bought when we went out with me a while ago, and he knelt on the ground to fold his clothes.

I:……

"What's wrong, sister?" After he asked, he remembered what I said just now, and hurriedly covered his mouth, "No, it's Yisha... sister?"

"Sister!" I walked over and pulled him up, kicked down the half-full suitcase, and grabbed his little fat hand and announced loudly, "It's because my sister is not good, and I won't do it in the future." I don’t like you anymore, from now on you are my godbrother, Yisha D. Nedron, if anyone wants to touch you, first ask me if I agree or not!"

"No one wants to touch me..."

"That's not the point, the point is..." I paused and smiled, "Get ready to go and let's go together, let's go together!"

Mi Ji was stunned for a moment, a ray of light appeared in the dark pupils, "Really?"

"Yeah." I raised my hand to touch his head, but stopped when I saw the greasy hair on the top of his head, and patted his shoulder instead, "My boyfriend called yesterday and said he had to go to Bingsheng before he could come. Anyway, it’s not far away, so I just told him to meet him directly at Bingsheng.”

"But, is it really possible?" Mi Ji Pang is fat, but the fat has not grown into his brain. He is quite smart, so he naturally knows that I don't want him to meet Dino to avoid suspicion, so he said: "In case your boyfriend misunderstands What shall we do?"

This is also a problem that troubles me, but as a human being, it is good to have a clear conscience, so I patted my chest and promised: "No, just say we are friends, and I am not lying anyway. Can I not have a friend of the opposite sex? "

When I thought of the juicy black long straight girl in Dino's car and the women he called 'family members', I felt chest tightness, and I felt more and more that I was carrying a joke, so I just warned: "Don't talk about it. That's fine, it doesn't matter who you are as a friend, but I don't want him to know that you are my ex-boyfriend's brother."

Mi Ji nodded, raised his right hand and swore, "I promise not to talk nonsense."

然后飞快地瞟了我一眼，不死心，弱弱地开口：“姐，我是真喜欢你，便宜了别人多不好啊，你就不能再考虑考虑嫁到揍敌客家族来？我大哥他人It's a little strange, but the conditions are good in all aspects..."

I hurriedly stopped him and warned seriously, "It's absolutely impossible! Yi Ermi and I are finished, if you keep talking, the friendship between me and you is also finished, do you understand?"

"Oh alright."

"Well, then pack your bags and leave tomorrow."

Glancing at me with resentment, he bent down silently to pick up the suitcase that I kicked and knocked down on the ground and cut it in half, and said distressedly: "My limited edition Little Bara Witch suitcase..."

broken?scare!Is that foot that heavy?

I unceremoniously blamed all the fault on the quality of the suitcase, and said in distaste: "What a broken thing, it breaks with a light kick, ridiculous, although your money is up to you, but this kind It is better to buy less things that are a waste of money..."

Mi Ji hugged the suitcase and did not refute, weeping silently in his heart.

I knew I was wrong, so I thought about it and asked tentatively, "As compensation, next time I can help you get a suitcase signed by All Might?"

"...Really?" Mi Ji's eyes lit up.

I nodded. Anyway, I was going to ask my dad to meet me when I was free. Is it okay to ask him to sign a suitcase?

"Well, you have to remember what you say."

"I'm doing things, don't worry." I said with a smile, looking at Mi Ji's clothes scattered on the ground, ignoring the pile of fat T-shirts and trousers, frowning and asking: "Mi Ji, don't you have swimming trunks?"

Mi Ji didn't know why I asked this question, and replied: "No. I don't know how to swim."

"Then I have to go to the store." I rubbed my chin, "In the next few days, I will do special swimming training in Bingsheng's water park!"

Just before Dino came, I went to the date spot to check it out.

The author has something to say: Merry Christmas everyone!

Tomorrow is a day off, don't wait~

This chapter is a bit of a transition, and Dino will be back in the next chapter.

Thank you Lianjing, Magic Bean Stone Talisman, and Bishui Qingluan for their nutrient solution~