[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

The blind date between Genichiro Sanada and I came and went quickly.

After waiting for two weeks, the appointed day finally came. He called me as scheduled and invited me to a cafe with a beautiful environment.

I still dressed up this time meticulously, with my prospering long hair permed into big curls and draped behind me, with delicate makeup on, and deliberately matching a white dress with butterfly sleeves according to what I figured out his preference.

To be honest, I've thought about it a lot in the past two weeks, and I'm not sure if he likes me or not.The meeting last time was too hasty, and we only had a face-to-face meeting, so there was no in-depth understanding.

I must perform well this time, I secretly clenched my fists and stepped into the agreed place expectantly.

Genichiro Sanada sat by the window in casual clothes.It seems that he has been here for some time, the coffee on his right has run out of heat, and a thick document is lying on his left.

[Sorry for the waitting. ] After I sat down, I said politely.

Genichiro Sanada was just looking at the crowd by the window in a daze, and didn't notice that I arrived. He turned his head and nodded to me after hearing my voice.

[Just got off work? ] I looked at the time, [it's not even noon yet. ]

[It's a day off this afternoon, and the head of the class let me go ahead of schedule. ]

I nodded, and after ordering a cup of black tea from the waiter who came to ask, I looked at the folder beside him.

[what is that? ]

Sanada paused slightly with his hands crossed on the table, then quickly returned to normal, and replied to me: [Nothing. ]

I raised my eyebrows, seeing that he was unwilling to say that he didn't plan to ask.

The black tea was served quickly, and I took out two cubes of sugar from the sugar jar next to me, and carefully stirred them with a small spoon until they melted.

[Nedron. ] Sanada spoke.His voice was low and muffled, unexpectedly attractive.

[Just call me Isa. ]

He didn't answer, but in the next sentence he called me by my last name.

[Nedron, what did you do before? ]

I picked up the black tea cup and just wanted to drink it, but I put it back when I asked.

[Oh, didn't my mom tell your mom?I have been traveling overseas and just got home and am currently out of work. ]

[overseas travel? ]

[Um. ]

Perhaps because I knew his identity, I felt a little guilty, and my lips became dry, so I quickly moistened my lips.

Sanada's sharp eyes stared at me for a long time, he seemed to be hesitating about something, his eyes were full of complicated emotions, and he didn't know when to put his right hand into the right coat pocket.

I glanced at it calmly, pretending to be ignorant and slowly sipping the black tea, but in fact I was secretly on guard.

After a long time, the hand that was in the pocket finally reached out, without anything.

I breathed a sigh of relief and gave a low laugh.

[What are you laughing at? ] Sanada asked without hesitation.

I laughed harder and harder, and finally I lay down on the table, covering my face and laughing wildly.

He didn't raise his head until he had laughed enough, took a tissue to wipe the wet corners of his eyes, and looked at him apologetically: [Sorry, I just laughed. ]

[………]

I put down the tissue and hold it in the palm of my hand until it forms a tiny paper ball before letting go.

The white ball rolled from me to Sanada's coffee cup. He stared at the ball and looked at me puzzled.

[Don't look at me like that, I'm just very happy, so I couldn't control myself for a while before I laughed. ]

Sanada still didn't understand, he frowned and asked, "What are you happy about?" ]

I pulled up a strand of long hair and held it in my hand to play with. With the other hand, I stretched out my index finger to point at him, and said casually: [Happy about your grace of not being arrested? ]

He froze.

[You have a handcuff in your right pocket. ]

Sure enough, seeing his slightly dilated pupils, I raised the corners of my mouth and explained: [Your movements expose you too clearly. ] I looked at the khaki folder again, [If I didn't guess wrong, there should be some evidence about me? ]

Sanada didn't expect that I guessed him right away, and there was nothing to hide from the incident, so he replied in a low voice: [Two days ago someone came to report that a customer had smashed his shop, A bunch of important materials were also burned. ]

It turned out to be the case.

I pouted, [I used a fake identity, how did I find out it was mine? ]

[It is monitoring. ]

Ok?

I was stupid for a long time, and then I slapped my forehead, [Damn, there is such a thing.I just came back from the New World, a place where there are no mobile phones, and I don't understand the high-tech that has suddenly emerged outside the great airway in the past few years. ]

[So, you want to arrest me just for destroying personal belongings? ] I raised my eyebrows, [The person who reported the crime was a blind date agency, he didn't know how many benefits he secretly received, and the blind dates he arranged for me were always strange people.Speaking of which, I should actually be the one who wants to report the case, right?But rather than bothering the police, I chose to do it myself, which is more convenient. ]

[Or...] I draw out my voice, squint my eyes to avoid any expression on his face, [Do you have other reasons? ]

I could see how hesitant he was.No matter what I heard from his mother or what I saw with my own eyes last time, he gave me the impression that he is a serious and upright person.Such a person is very suitable to be a policeman. I believe he must be a serious and responsible police officer.

So when I realized that he might arrest me, I wasn't surprised at all, it was just a pity that I was exposed too soon.

Sure enough, if you do too many bad things, you will get retribution.It's rare to be an excellent blind date, what a pity.

Sanada closed her eyes.

He seemed to have spent a lot of determination to say the following words.

[You go, Isa D. Nedron.No, maybe you should be called Red Scythe. ]

[It's my off-duty time, I don't have the authority to arrest you.Only this time, I will pretend not to know, as if I have never seen you. ]

[After I go back, I will tell my mother that the two of us have different personalities, and you can also say sorry to your mother, Aunt Yunhua, for me. ]

[Don't do bad things again, and don't appear in front of my eyes again. ]

[Next time, I will definitely arrest you. ]

...

That's the way it is.

Returning to the present, I looked at the gleaming handcuffs in front of me, and for a moment didn't know whether to resist or slip away.

So he simply smirked and chatted with him: "Stop joking, Genichiro, really, why are you still so fond of joking?"

I pushed the handcuffs in his hand away with one hand, quickly glanced at Yukimura Seiichi's expression, and said loudly: "If you do this again, I will report to Aunt Sanada! I don't know what will happen then—— -"

Such words are naturally a threat to the ears of Genichiro Sanada. He is not stupid, he knows that my high reward is not for nothing, and he must have the ability to guard the house.

Right now we are in a department store in the center of the city. If he does something to me, I will definitely resist, and a lot of innocent people will definitely be involved.

Sanada didn't dare to bet.

He retracted the handcuffs with a sullen face, his eyes full of warnings.

I whistled at him triumphantly, thinking to myself, this guy's eyes have become sharper after three years of absence.

"Sanada, Isa, what's wrong with you?"

Yukimura was standing five meters behind Sanada just now, only saw him take out the handcuffs, didn't hear Sanada's questioning of me, only heard me shouting that Sanada should stop joking.

"fine."

"fine."

Genichiro Sanada and I answered at the same time.The latter looked at Yukimura to make sure he was not injured before gradually relaxing.

Seiichi Yukimura looked at the awkward expressions of the two of us, chuckled, and patted Sanada on the shoulder, "So you know Isa, what a coincidence, she is also my elementary school classmate."

"Right, Isa?"

I hummed, and patted Sanada on the other shoulder on tiptoe like him, "Yeah, I and Genichiro are old acquaintances, his mother and my mother are classmates, and we can be regarded as friends."

"Really, Genichiro?" I calmly pinched the flesh on his shoulder.

Genichiro Sanada glared at me, and reluctantly responded.

Yukimura's gaze was still curious, and from the corner of his eye he saw the forgotten Miki behind him, and he kindly suggested: "Why don't Isa and Mr. Miji play tennis with us, I just happened to have an appointment with Genichiro to practice today. Here comes the ball."

Genichiro's body stiffened from the palm of my hand. After thinking about it, I still didn't want to face this immovable and cold-faced god again, and waved my hand to decline: "Don't, I play with Miji casually, it's not good to waste the time of a professional player." Time. Come play, we're going home too. Miji, let's go!"

I took the funny little fat hand, thanked Yukimura again, and then cast a flirtatious wink at Genichiro who couldn't do anything to me.

Genichiro Sanada: "..."

"Then, goodbye by fate." I waved to them.

"Goodbye." Mi Ji followed suit and waved.

Yukimura nodded slightly regretfully, and said with a smile, "Well, goodbye."

...

After leaving the mall, I took Mi Chi to a low-fat salad at a popular weight-loss restaurant recently.

I glanced at him, forked a small tomato and put it in my mouth, "Don't be picky eaters, this kind of dinner is already very rich, okay? You don't know what my sister ate when she was wandering at sea, if If you don’t find land, you won’t be able to eat vegetables once in half a year.”

If you don't believe me, ask what do we eat, do we raise pigs on the boat?

I gave him a blank look, and said how is it possible, a dilapidated boat is already crowded with 5000 brawny boys, if we remove the smell of their sweat every day, we still have to smell the smell of the pigsty, do we still need to live.

"Then what do you all eat?" Mi Ji was puzzled.

I recalled those days and sighed: "Sea Kings."

Then he explained, "The most common one is the octopus-shaped Neptune, which tastes old and thick, and it can't be chewed for half a day. The problem is that it's quite large, and 5000 people can't finish it without eating it for a week."

"...The octopus is delicious. It can be made into octopus balls."

"Then there must be a reliable chef. The boys in my family don't have this skill. They have no other way to eat except roasting."

"Okay then, what else?"

"Let me think about it. The sea hippopotamus meat is rough, but it's also big in size. If you catch one, you can feed us for two weeks. There are also Tyrannosaurus starfish, elephant-nosed sharks..."

"Anyway, it's all fish, not fish. Three words, it's not tasty." After finishing speaking, he curled his lips in disgust, "It would be great if I could lure Sanji from the straw hat gang into my boat, but unfortunately... "

Mi Ji had checked the information of New World before, and probably knew who I was talking about, so he couldn't help asking: "What's the pity?"

I shook my head and sighed, "It was too late when I met him. The incident happened too suddenly. After it was over, I announced that I would retire. There is no need to trick him into becoming a cook on my ship."

After finishing speaking, I murmured in a low voice that I couldn't hear: "What's more, he only has eyes on the little thief cat and the devil's son on their ship. He looks like a frivolous person, but he turns out to be unexpectedly difficult... ..."

Miji is very interested in my past. He asked me insincerely before I retired as Shichibukai led the navy to capture the Straw Hat Boy and failed. I didn’t answer it at the time, but now I took the initiative to mention it. Interested.

How can such a secret be told casually?I wouldn't say anything, I raised my hand and slapped him on the back of the head, "Why are you asking so much, why don't you gossip and look in the mirror to see your butter belly? Have you finished eating? Let's go after eating! It's so late , the tennis court in the community must be empty, let's go to special training now!"

Mi Ji hugged his head and wept aggrievedly: QAQ

The author has something to say: flashbacks interspersed with memories throughout the entire article! ! !One day I will explain things clearly 23333 [probably

Thank you Mengmengli for the landmines~ and the nutrient solution of Su Nian and Yunshang~ I love you all