[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

I rushed all the way, and when I arrived at the casino, I found Qi Ya who was playing a slot machine alone in the corner, and I slapped him on the shoulder without saying a word.

... was actually dodged.

Five meters away, Qi Ya who was suddenly 'attacked' was also very surprised. His blue eyes were alert to my every move. After seeing my face clearly, he showed an indescribable expression, and said with disgust: "It's you again? Still a ghost Let's not go away!"

What are you talking about?

I coughed twice, put my hands down, and took a step forward with my back behind me to start the lecture, but I didn't know that he was very obsessed, so I stepped back.

"You really don't have to be so afraid of me..."

"I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid——" Qi Ya closed his lips tightly and stopped speaking.

"Who are you afraid of?" I tilted my head.

"Brother." He suddenly spit out two words respectfully, changed his previous appearance of blowing hair, and became obedient.

So what the hell did that Ilmi guy do to this newly grown kid?Even if no one is around, is it so scary just thinking about it?Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality?

I sighed, and looked at Qi Ya who lowered his head and clenched his fists with pity, empathizing with him.

Il fans must especially like to touch your hair with those big oppressive hands.

"Qi Ya, don't be afraid, I've already told you that I'm not here to catch you."

The young man in front of me didn’t know how many times he had been tortured by ghost brothers at home. I softened my heart and said softly, “Irmi is looking for you everywhere in Youkexin, why don’t you go back to the hotel at night, how about coming to my place?” We will set off at dawn, and I will take you to——"

"where to?"

A pleasant male voice came from behind his ears with a curious tone.

"Of course I left here, why don't we go to the other side of Beihai? If it doesn't work, follow my sister to the New World for a stroll, and let the Il fans find it for a year or two before we talk about it."

I thought that Qi Ya would happily agree, but when I looked up, he had a very strange expression, his beautiful eyebrows were twitched, and he looked at me as if he was secretly trying to tell me something.

...By the way, the male voice just now didn't seem to be his voice.

I suddenly felt bad, for some reason my hairs stood up and my back felt cold.Wait, isn't that the voice of an Il fan?

Uh----

"Yisha, what are you going to do with Qiya to the South China Sea?" Yiermi, who appeared at some point, came out from the shadow behind me, he was still wearing the one-piece suit he wore on the date today, with thin bangs Resting lazily on the forehead, the pale face, the big black eyes look very pervasive.

"I... wait, why are you here?" I growled with a headache.

"I've been following you." Yiermi replied without reservation, "During lunch, I felt that something was wrong with Yisha, sure enough, so do you have the ability to detect the location of the target?"

It turned out that Xinwang was really noticed at that time.I gritted my teeth, clicked my tongue and moved my fingertips, but there was no response.

I can't accept the fact that I can avoid being domineering and follow secretly without being discovered by me.What kind of monster is Yiermi Beating Enemy?

"Yisha, why did you come to find Qiya?" Yiermi asked again, and Qiya looked at me suspiciously.

The matter has come to this point, I am too lazy to pretend to be a perfect girlfriend, so I took off the disguise and said it clearly, "Of course I took him away from your capture, idiot."

I glared at him viciously, seeing that we were facing each other, Qi Ya turned around and was about to take the opportunity to escape, but I quickly grabbed him with my quick eyesight.

"Hey, let me go!" Qi Ya tried hard to pull my hand away, but this time I had the foresight to directly use the armed domineering color, and he still couldn't break free for a while.

Although it's not Qi Ya's fault, it's too embarrassing to face Il fans alone, and it's good to be able to hold back.Besides, aren't they at odds?In case a fight breaks out later, I think Qi Ya's physical fitness is not bad, maybe he can help me make up for two knives.

The premise is that he is willing to cooperate with me.

However, it doesn't matter if we want to or not. In Yiermi's eyes, we are already grasshoppers on a rope.

"Stupid? Are you talking about me?" Il pointed his index finger on his cheek in bewilderment, and asked cutely, "Why?"

"Still talking!" Just as Curiosity Ya was beside me, I tore off his baseball cap, ignoring his resistance, stood on tiptoe and pressed his face against his face, and yelled at Yier Fan: "Look for yourself! Me and you My younger brother looks so similar, why do you want to marry me, you don't have any B number in your heart?"

Qi Ya at the side didn't understand what I said, and forgot to resist for a while, his handsome face was full of puzzlement.

On the other hand, Yi Ermi, who was on the opposite side, blinked, and after a moment of silence, he laughed, rubbed the back of his head and said angrily, "I was discovered."

"..." I actually admitted it, my mouth was tough, but I still had a glimmer of expectation in my heart, and I instantly became cold.

"So?" Ilmi stood on the spot, her strong arms hanging naturally by her side, "Doesn't the face similar to Qiya just indirectly indicate that we will become a family?"

"...What kind of crooked theory is this, don't make excuses for your perversion!"

"No, I really like Yisha." Yiermi looked at me firmly.

fraud.

I turned my face away not wanting to look at him.

Taking advantage of my distraction, Qi Ya, who was immobilized by the building, finally broke free from me.He probably knew that he would definitely not be able to run away, instead of fleeing, he just took a few steps back to keep a distance from me and Yiermi.

At this moment, Qiya, Yiermi, and I are facing each other in a triangle, each guarding against the other, but no one makes the first move.

Il fans probably think that Qi Ya and I are on the same front, even if we are strong, it is difficult to deal with two opponents at the same time.

Qi Ya thinks that I am the girlfriend of Yier Fan, and if there is a fight, he will definitely help his elder brother, and he doesn't want to believe me at all.

And I was still debating whether to take Qi Ya away and piss off Yi Ermi, or simply slap him two big ears.But considering that I have slapped him once before, I think I can do something else this time, such as spanking his ass.

Well, I did have a little thought that I might as well eat some tofu before leaving anyway.

Hey, so why do I feel like I'm going to fight after being a good citizen for three years? The original plan was to find Qi Ya and explain everything clearly and then take him away. After Irmi made such a move, things suddenly started to develop in a strange direction up.

At the foot of the casino, Yi Ermi stood in the shadows, her black hair clung to her ear obediently.On the face as big as a palm, the black cat's eyes rolled around Qi Ya and me.After a long time, Yi Ermi sighed helplessly, pulled three nails from his shoulders and put them on his fingertips, ready to strike.

Qi Ya's eyes trembled, tiny beads of sweat appeared on the top of his head, and wet the messy bangs on his forehead.He thought he would run away again, but unexpectedly, he swallowed and clenched his fists as if he had made up his mind.

Wait, does this mean to fight?

Maybe I don't need to do anything, and there will be a family ethics martial arts drama to watch soon? !

With golden eyes, I rubbed my hands secretly excitedly. After being discovered by Yiermi, I proudly puffed up my chest without timidity, flicked my long hair and stared back imposingly.

"Qi Ya, you go first, I'll cover you!" Seeing that Ilmi had pulled three nails from his shoulders, I yelled at Qi Ya and took a step back, stretching out my hand to push him to the front.

"Eh? Wait, why am I—" Qi Ya was stunned by my yelling, as if he still couldn't figure out why I would say such a thing as Il's girlfriend, but it wasn't a struggle at this time At that moment, Yi Ermi swung his hand, and a sharp round-headed nail flew over and hit the ground beside his feet.

"Archie, did my brother teach you to be vigilant at all times? Don't you think, brother, I will definitely not take action against you who has become the head of the family?" Said these words flatly, Irmi Raising his hand again, the nails between his fingers faintly reflected light, "Brother is so disappointed, I can't even remember the family training, how can you be a qualified head of the family."

These words seemed to touch Qi Ya's backlash, and I saw that his face, which was still showing fear just now, suddenly became firm, his beautiful brows were tightly frowned, and his eyes were full of anger and hatred when he looked at Yi Ermi.

"Stop rambling! I don't want to be the head of the family, you can be the one you like!" While speaking, he changed from his previous embarrassed appearance and got ready for battle.

The slender and fair legs outside the off-white shorts were slightly bent. Qi Ya clenched his fist in one hand to make a defensive gesture, and opened the other hand. With the sound of beeping, small electric currents flowed through his fingertips.

Is it [current]'s personality?

I opened my eyes wide and sighed, as expected of the Patriarch who beat the enemy Hakka, even the [Personality] is so rare, compared to Yi Ermi's [Sweat Hair Nail] is much inferior.

The author has something to say: Qi Ya and Big Brother still have the ability to read.Isa didn't know the ability to read, so I thought it was [personality]