[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Playing the game all night, the moment I cleared the level, I dragged my heavy eyelids and glanced at the phone, um, it's three o'clock.

Gin didn't even call me at three!

I suddenly burst into tears, lamenting that my love was really a bad start. After a hundred needles in my heart, I finally collapsed on the bed and fell asleep.

...

The morning sun shone through the half-opened blinds on my face, warm and itchy.I scratched my face and was still sleepy, I pulled the quilt and turned over, smacking my lips and trying to go back to sleep.

"Still asleep?"

This familiar tone and terrifying voice——

I woke up suddenly, sat down and yelled, "Mom?"

The woman in front of me with a good figure and short silver hair is not my mother.She has the same personality as her younger sister, Aunt Guangji, who can moisturize and beautify her skin at any time, so she looks extremely young.

She is quite young, relying on her beauty to eat young grass all day long, I guess her current boyfriend may be younger than Gin.

I suddenly felt that the world was so unfair.

"Today is your cousin's birthday. I didn't tell you that you came back when you avoided them before, but since your aunt met me last time, you should come and participate this time." The quilt, unquestionably ordered.

I let out an 'eh' very reluctantly, and managed to get a warm chestnut.

"How old is Katsuki Man?" After getting up and washing up, I sat in front of the vanity mirror and asked while putting on makeup.

My mother was busy choosing clothes for me in my closet, and she replied casually: "I'm 20." She seemed to have finally found a satisfactory dress, and she relaxed her brows and threw it on my face, "Wear this."

I took the clothes off my face and took a look, reluctantly, "Isn't this too pretentious?"

What kind of vision does mom have? Why did you choose a fluffy princess dress that I bought on a whim a few years ago?That's all, the color is still pink...

No, it doesn't fit my personality at all.

I threw the skirt on the bed in disgust, "No, you will be laughed at by Katsuki if you wear this."

My mother came over and raised her right fist. She wanted to hit me but was caught by my tearful eyes. She lowered her hand and sighed. Classmates and current comrades-in-arms will come to celebrate him, you can only attract attention if you dress up better!"

I rolled my eyelids and clicked twice.It is quite eye-catching, you will be laughed to death!

"That can't be so tender, can it? Besides, I already have..."

"What's the matter?" My mother asked suspiciously when I suddenly stopped talking.

The word boyfriend was stuffed back into my stomach, and I shook my head, "It's nothing." The hateful Gin has not yet called back, what kind of shit boyfriend, I don't bother to mention him.

In the end, under my strong request, my mother still compromised and chose a light blue suspender dress for me.Although there is a huge bow on the back, but fortunately, the style is good-looking. After wearing it, I look sexy and fashionable, and I am not lacking in youthful vitality.

...Have you really reached the age where you need to rely on dressing up to enhance your youthfulness?I am speechless.

"Mom, aren't you going with me?" After stuffing me into the taxi, I couldn't help asking when I saw that she didn't look like she wanted to follow in.

Mom waved her hand strangely, "Forget it, I'm afraid of meeting my ex-boyfriends."

"They?"

"Anyway, you can go by yourself, I'm going on a date!" After finishing speaking, she pushed the car door shut and left without hesitation.

Me: "...driver, go to No. 32 Shengli Road."

...

Katsuki's house is large and luxurious. He is the only child of Uncle Bakugo and Aunt Mitsuki, and he has been loved since he was a child.Although I usually live in the office due to work reasons, I still go home to live on weekends.

Speaking of Uncle Bakugo, he is really a powerful character, Katsuki's [personality] also inherited his personality [acidification sweat].Qing is born out of blue and is better than blue. Katsuki has been smart since he was a child, and he is willing to work hard, so he has a much better control over [personality] than Uncle Bohao.

In fact, I have thought more than once that it would be great if Katsuki's [personality] inherited Aunt Guangji's [glycerin]. Thinking of such a irascible kid using his personality to skin care every day, I can be silly for a long time.

A pity, a pity.

When I came to Katsuki's house, I rang the doorbell and waited patiently at the door.About half a minute later, the door was opened, I raised my head and looked at the person who opened the door, doubts arose in the eyes of both of them at the same time.

"You are……?"

I tilted my head and looked curiously at the handsome young man with two-tone hair in front of me.

The man quickly withdrew his doubtful gaze, nodded politely at me, and introduced himself: "I am Hong Jiaodong, a classmate of Baohaojun when he was in Xiongying. Although he doesn't work in the same office now, he still keeps in touch. .”

I gave a knowing oh, thanked Mr. Hong Jiao Dong who opened the door for me, and walked into the entrance with the cake.

Mr. Hong Jiaodong stood beside him very politely, and left without opening the door.I think he looks quite cute, and the weird aunt who lives in her heart can't help but want to tease him, but then she thinks of the cheap boyfriend who just started 'dating' yesterday, and she can't speak for a while.

...Suddenly felt that he was at a loss, and couldn't let go of his hands and hook up with the little boy without any scruples like before.

"Where is Shengjiren? How can I ask a guest to open the door." After holding back for a long time, I still asked a more serious question.

His long eyelashes trembled, as if he was curious about why I called Katsuki so intimately, but he didn't say anything, and simply replied: "He was tied up by Kirishima-kun and Kamiming-kun, and he is sitting on a chair, unable to move. .”

I imagined that scene and let out a chuckle. I couldn't help but quicken my pace and came to the living room to see how the big villain was tied up.

"Choujiu, help me loosen!"

On the chair, Katsuki, who was tied up with five flowers, had completely blown his hair, his beige hair stood up on point, like a hedgehog in an attacking form.

The young man with green hair on the side was a little tangled up, looking at him, he wanted to help untie Katsuki, but the young man with red hair and yellow hair next to him didn't allow it, so he stood aside with a smile and didn't make a move.

Seeing him again after 12 years, I put down the cake, walked towards the green-haired young man under the curious eyes of everyone, and hugged him.

He obviously didn't react to the situation, his body stiffened stupidly, and he didn't dare to move.

Long time no see, the little wax gourd who used to be much shorter than me is already much taller than me.I patted his back, took my chin off his shoulder, raised my head and smiled softly, "Izuku, long time no see."

Izuku's eyes were full of shock, he said 'you' several times with trembling lips, but he didn't call out my name.

"Forgot my name?" I pretended to glare at him.

"How is it possible!" Izuku shook his head quickly, looked at me in surprise, his eyes turned red unknowingly, "Sister Yisa..."

"Good." I tiptoed and patted his head.

The irritable Katsuki next to him gave a disdainful 'cut'.

I am Katsuki's cousin. When I was young, my mother was busy and always left me at my aunt's house.Because he is five years older than Katsuki, he usually plays with him a lot, so he naturally knows Izuku Midoriya, one of his playmates who lives in the same community.

Unlike Katsuki who is always arrogant and domineering, Izuku has a good temper, cheerful and gentle. No matter how domineering Katsuki is, he always follows Katsuki silently without a word of complaint.

When he was almost four years old, Katsuki's [personality] awakened, and his outstanding [personality] made him, who was originally the king of children, even more conceited, and he would bully others unconsciously.Although it's all children's fights, but because I've always liked Izuku, as long as I'm around, I always pull Katsuki and don't allow him to order him around.

Perhaps it was also because of this reason that he became more and more aware that the long-term dislike was not pleasing to the eye, and the oppression against him also intensified.

Later, the [no personality] me couldn't stop him anymore, but I still blindly protected Izuku.

Izuku always said, Isa, don't be afraid, I will protect you when my [personality] awakens.Every time I smile and touch his head, I know that he has passed the age of four, and he will never be able to awaken [personality].

{no personality] in this world, how sad.

I can't protect him, and I can't protect myself. The reason why he left Xihai at the age of 12 was not entirely because of Katsuki. To be honest, although he was a little grumpy, every time he bullied us, he only verbally bullied us and never used his personality.

It was my classmates with [personality] who kept bullying me.

I can't live in the ridicule of everyone like this, I want to get a devil fruit, I want to go to sea.

Back to the present, I look at Izuku who has become a top hero, and I feel very emotional.I don't know how [no personality] did it, and I don't want to ask, but I know he must have suffered a lot.

But it's all definitely worth it.

"...Today is my birthday, right? How long are you two still standing there suffering?" Katsuki on the side finally couldn't help making a sound, a blast broke out in the palm of his hand and broke the rope, frowning, he patted his clothes and stood up, " Why are you here, I don't seem to have invited you."

this kid...

I raised my chin and looked at him, "I'll come if I want to, you won't accept it? If you don't accept it, let's fight!"

"...Fight ass, up to you!" He yelled bitterly, put his eyes on the cardboard box on the ground, and said fiercely: "Don't put the cake for me on the ground, it's so dirty!"

I lifted the carton indifferently, "If you think it's dirty, don't eat it."

"...Skuyisha." He rolled his eyes, ignored me, and turned around to seek revenge on the red-haired youth and yellow-haired youth who had tied him up before.

Izuku and I stood in the middle of the crowd and looked at each other affectionately. The surrounding crowd whispered. I didn't know most of them, but their curious eyes made me feel pressured.

"Lvgu, Bakugo, who is this beautiful girl?" On the side, the yellow-haired young man who had been beaten up by Katsuki approached me, staring at me with bright eyes and asking.

When I heard the phrase 'beautiful', I immediately liked him even more, and immediately winked at him.

Katsuki turned dark when he saw my little action, and growled, "Sister? Pretty? Are you blind? She is clearly an old lady!"

This brat!I punched him unceremoniously and successfully knocked him to the ground, "Be careful what you say!"

Then he turned around with a smile, and instantly returned to his previous gentle appearance, "Student, don't listen to him, my name is Yisha, and I'm this brat's cousin."

The yellow-haired young man named Shangming Electric nodded blankly, looked at the grinning Katsuki on the ground with dull eyes, gave me a thumbs up, and said in a respectful tone: "Sister Yisa is so amazing, what happened just now?" It was so fast, I didn't even know it."

The surrounding crowd responded at the same time, "+1"

"+1"

"I didn't see it either."

Even Mr. Hong Jiaodong, the young man with double hair and different eyes who opened the door for me just now, nodded, "Me neither."

Everyone was busy adoring me. Izuku stood where he was and took a look at Katsuki who had fallen on the ground. He ran over and stretched out his hand to pull him up, but Katsuki slapped him away with a backhand.

He withdrew his hand embarrassingly, as if he was used to it, and he was not annoyed. He touched the back of his head and smiled at me, "Yes, sister Yisha. Where have you become so powerful in the past few years? Xiaosheng's reaction The speed is fast among us."

Izuku looked at me adoringly, and continued, "That's right! Now that Isa-san is back, do you want to take the exam and become a hero?"

His eyes were full of confidence in me, his eight white teeth were exposed, and he smiled brightly, "Miss Yisha has been very good at protecting people since she was a child, and being a hero must be very suitable for you!"

How could I agree, I rolled my eyes and stared blankly at the ceiling, hesitating how to answer.

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