[Comprehensive Entertainment] Reincarnation reality show

Outside the store, there is a funny comedy starring Mr. Dunphy.

Inside the store is a serious drama starring Xie Cheng.

"Hello." Xie Cheng put the rest of the sunglasses and the real he got on the counter, and pushed them to the shopkeeper.

"Hello." The shopkeeper counted the small or whole money without raising his head, counted the glasses left on the wooden rack, counted the money Xie Cheng earned, and pushed it back to Xie Cheng on the glass table. city.

"This is it?" Xie Cheng took the time to lift up the hem of his white short sleeves, and casually wiped the sweat from his forehead. The sweat directly wetted the corners of his clothes, and his back was already soaked through.At this time, seeing the shopkeeper return the money to him, Xie Cheng couldn't help but feel tense, worried that something might go wrong again—for example, if he received a drug or something, he would have to start all over again, this is definitely the worst situation.

"You deserve it." The shopkeeper nodded to Xie Cheng, and handed him another clue card.

"Okay, thank you!" Xie Cheng couldn't understand the shopkeeper's words, but when he saw the clue card, he knew he had passed the mission, so there was no problem. Thinking of this, Xie Cheng also thanked the shopkeeper and put away the clues Card and cash, and walked quickly back to Yili.

The two read the clue card together and confirmed that they could accept the money—compared with the large amount of cash Brianna got, the two got more than 600 reais, but it was actually more than 200 dollars. People are already very satisfied.After heaving a sigh of relief, the two also followed the pace of the father-daughter group and walked quickly to the side of the road.

"Can I go to the Pala Beauty Parlor in the city?" Yili stepped forward to talk to the driver, "The one next to the Cultural Center."

"Okay, come up." The driver sitting in the driver's seat nodded to the two and signaled them to get on the bus.

"Okay." The two nodded, and got into the taxi one after another. The language barrier was a big problem. Spanish and Portuguese were not the same. It was difficult for them to confirm whether the driver really knew the place.In a foreign country, it is entirely a matter of luck to find a reliable driver.It is of course the blessing of the goddess of luck to meet a good driver and travel smoothly all the way. However, it is not uncommon for a bad driver to be overtaken by other teams when they are clearly ahead.

"Please hurry up, we are in a hurry!" Yi Li said to the driver immediately after the two got into the car.

The Dunphys are not far away, and the black brothers should not be too slow. After all, the two teams arrived at this beach before them, and they may not gain too much advantage in this link. Before trying to catch up with the father-daughter team, All they have to do is stay ahead.

"Understood." The driver nodded casually, feeling a little noncommittal.

Yi Li and Xie Cheng looked at each other, feeling a little bad.

"Phil!" In the optical shop by the beach, Claire kept urging her husband.

"Immediately!" Mr. Dunphy grabbed the last banknote that fell on the ground, rolled all the banknotes into a ball and held them in his hand, then picked up his sunglasses shelf, and walked quickly to the store.

Seeing her husband back on track, Claire breathed a sigh of relief, but her heart was still tense when she thought of the two teams ahead of them—they could have been faster, but unfortunately the episode just now affected their progress.I hope that the black brothers will be slower, and I also hope that the two teams in front will not get taxis so smoothly.Claire prayed secretly in her heart.

Soon, Mr. Dunphy also got his clue card and returned to Claire.

After the two finished reading the clue card, they also hurried to the beach.

"We're going to Pala Beauty Shop." Mr. Dunphy stepped forward and said to the driver in the window.

"I know, get in the car." The driver nodded.

"Please hurry there as quickly as possible!" Claire emphasized to the driver while getting into the car with her husband.

"I know, I know." The driver replied in Portuguese.

There is a language barrier between the two sides, and the only thing they can understand each other is the place name.

"Claire, have you ever had hot wax hair removal?" The scenery outside the car window quickly reversed, and Mr. Dunphy was a little uneasy-he had never tried hair removal or anything in his life.In his nearly fifty years of life, the only two hair-related experiences were haircuts and shaves.For an ordinary straight man like him, hair removal is a matter of another dimension.

"Of course." Claire was staring at the driver closely, trying to exert mental pressure on the other party, hoping that the other party would not take detours unscrupulously. For them, this was a waste of money and time.However, when she heard her husband's question, Claire still had a little energy and asked her husband, "What's wrong?"

"Hot waxing... how's it going?" Mr. Dunphy asked cautiously.

"That's it." Just as Claire was about to say this, she saw her husband's uneasy expression, thinking that her husband didn't know anything about these things, so she kindly comforted her, "It's nothing, it's very simple, apply hot wax to your hair place, and then with a swish, all the hair will be ripped off. It's quick and clean."

Claire thought for a while and added, "However, it also hurts." Compared with depilatory cream and razor, hot wax has a better hair removal effect, but the moment the hair is pulled off the hair follicle, for some comparisons For sensitive people, it is absolutely painful to explode.Thinking of her husband's lush chest and leg hair, Claire couldn't help feeling complicated, and began to worry about whether her husband would be able to pass this level-for someone from a hairy star who is waxing for the first time, hot wax seems a bit too exciting .

"..." Hearing his wife's concise and vivid description, Mr. Deng Fei's face suddenly turned pale—he was just curious and uneasy about the unknown, but seeing his wife's meaningful eyes, he made up his mind. When the occasional pain in the egg hurts, when you use your fingertips to pull out the hair on your arm, the subtle tingling sensation is replaced by hot wax hair removal that is pulled out piece by piece. It should be that the tingling sensation is magnified by hundreds or thousands Times, thinking of this, it is difficult for Mr. Deng Fei to calm down.

"It's okay, it's just a hair removal." Claire patted her husband's arm calmly, gently comforting her increasingly uneasy husband, but there was an unknown expectation in her heart - women want to have smooth arms and thighs After paying so much, now it's finally the men's turn to experience it. Well done to the program team!

"..." Mr. Deng Fei trembled inexplicably, he instinctively felt the malice from his wife...

In another taxi, Yili and Xie Cheng also had a similar conversation.

However, compared to Mr. Dun Fei's uneasiness, Xie Cheng seemed much more determined-as long as he could win the game, this kind of challenge didn't matter at all!No matter what happens, it's only 3 minutes anyway, just get over it!

"Phil, are they Chester and the others in front?!" Claire recognized the passengers in the taxi ahead with sharp eyes.

"It seems to be!" Mr. Dunphy couldn't help cheering up.

"Mr. Driver, please hurry up! We must overtake them!" With her husband's affirmation, Claire also became excited. The opportunity to overtake is just around the corner. This time, the goddess of luck favored them!

"Okay." Seeing that Claire kept pointing at the taxi in front of him, and kept emphasizing something, the driver could tell that Claire wanted him to overtake.The driver thought about it and felt that there was no harm, so he nodded in agreement.

With one step on the accelerator, the taxi behind slowly caught up with the taxi in front on the wide road.

When the two cars drove side by side, Yi Li and Xie Cheng also saw the couple in the rear car.

The two sides did not greet each other tacitly, and even pretended to ignore each other-this kind of competition and scrambling, pretending not to see each other and diluting this sense of competition is the greatest friendship.

"Mr. Driver, don't be overtaken!" Yi Li and Xie Cheng were sitting in the back seat together, at this moment she couldn't help but grip the back of the seat in front, and said anxiously to the driver in her own car.

"I'll try my best." The driver said reluctantly, "But, this guy is a bit barbaric, driving like this, tsk."

"Please be sure to overtake that car!" Claire was also encouraging their driver.

"No problem." Claire's driver saw the timidity of the driver beside him, and couldn't help but smile on his face, and said to Claire confidently, "That guy is too stupid, he looks like a novice at first glance."

Following his words, he slowly turned his steering wheel, and his body also tilted slightly to the right.The driver of Yili and the others didn't want to cause more troubles. In order to avoid traffic accidents and scratches, they took a step back and slightly stepped on the brakes, allowing the car that was originally at the rear to successfully overtake.At the moment of overtaking, the driver who happily completed overtaking showed a slightly disdainful smile to the other party.

"[Beep]!" Seeing this provocative smile, Yili and their driver couldn't help but curse secretly.

"..." Yili and Xie Cheng looked at each other, and they couldn't help but frown—of course there is nothing wrong with driving safely, but blindly giving in is not humility, and there is no way to be overtaken by others in the end.If Yili was in the driver's seat, she would never let others overtake like this, she would definitely force the other party back, and let the other party go back to where they came from!It's a pity that it's not Yi Li who is in charge of the steering wheel now, but this strange driver.

Worst of all, the driver seemed to have neither driving skills nor psychological qualities.Yili and Xie Cheng couldn't help but looked at each other and smiled wryly. They could only hope in their hearts that they wouldn't encounter any bad road conditions along the way, otherwise, it would be hard to say whether their driver could solve that sudden problem.

The two of them watched helplessly as the taxi in front of them drove away, and the little advantage that Xie Cheng had obtained by completing the task with all his might finally disappeared.Xie Cheng inevitably showed a bit of frustration and helplessness on his face, Yili shook his hand, and comforted him softly, Xie Cheng then smiled, indicating that he was not depressed, but just felt a little bit disappointed .After all, just a moment ago, they were in the lead, but now, the situation has completely reversed, and there is nothing they can do about it...

However, the matter has come to this point, since they have met such a driver who drives unhurriedly, the two of them no longer expect anything, they only hope that they can reach the destination smoothly, and they don't want anything else extravagantly.

Simply, the road conditions along the way were relatively smooth, and the two finally arrived at the Pala Beauty Parlor.

As the largest beauty center in downtown Rio, Pala looks very imposing, with a big signboard bordered by a circle of brass vines—Pala means vines in Portuguese.Brazil's plastic surgery industry is very developed, and it can almost be said to be at the leading level in the world in terms of scale and popularity.Of course, technically that's another story.In short, Pala Beauty Hall is not so much a beauty center as it is a plastic surgery hospital.

Yi Li paid the fare, got off the car with Xie Cheng, and the two walked quickly to the museum.

"what--"

Just after pushing open the door, the two heard a scream, the pain in it was simply tingling.

"This is..." Mr. Dunphy?Xie Cheng asks Yi Li for advice.

"Yeah." Yili nodded solemnly, "It should be."

"Hot wax hair removal... so scary?" Xie Cheng chose his words carefully, not wanting his girlfriend to see his fear...

"Actually...it's okay." In the background of Mr. Deng Fei's screams, Yili comforted Xie Cheng not convincingly, "Maybe Mr. Deng Fei is more sensitive to pain, or his hair is more vigorous, so... um ..."

"Okay, I'll make it through." Apparently, Xie Cheng was not comforted at all, and silently cheered himself up in his heart. Then he bit the bullet and followed Yi Li into the room with an extremely tragic mood.

At a glance, Yili saw the reception desk in the center of the hall and the reception lady inside.

"Hello, we are here to do the task, 3 minutes of hot wax hair removal." Yili stepped forward and said.

"Okay, please follow me." The sexy Brazilian girl nodded to the two, signaling them to follow her to the dressing room first.

Amidst Mr. Dunphy's soul-stirring and gradually weakening wailing, the two people who changed into swimsuits also walked into the room specially used for hair removal surgery.When they went in, the Dunphys had completed more than half of their route mission.Seeing Mr. Deng Fei lying flat on the white bed with a look of lovelessness, Xie Cheng couldn't help swallowing.

"I, I can't do it, I really can't do it." Mr. Dunphy looked at the ceiling blankly and murmured.

"Hold on for another minute! Phil, you can do it!" Claire encouraged him on the bed next to him, and as the nurse next to her tore her arm cleanly, the cured beeswax immediately rolled off With a thin layer of hair, Claire couldn't help letting out a restrained hiss—she was afraid that any louder noise would stimulate her husband's extraordinarily delicate and sensitive nerves at the moment.

"..." The thickness of our body hair is not of the same order of magnitude!The level of pain is completely different!Mr. Dunphy's eyes were full of tears, and his distended limbs and body were covered with a thick layer of beeswax that had not yet been torn off.Thinking of the pain when his armpit hair was roughly ripped off by the nurse beside him, he couldn't help shivering.

"We have to continue." The nurse put down the piece of beeswax that had been torn off earlier, and reminded.

"No, wait!" At this critical moment, Mr. Dunphy had mastered Portuguese without a teacher—as expected, the potential of human beings is unlimited!Well, maybe it's the animal's danger instincts at work.However, as long as you persist for 3 minutes, you can complete this task instead of removing all the body hair, so Mr. Deng Fei decided to use some clever tricks, such as dragging words.

"I want to know, how many people do this every year?" Mr. Dunphy wanted to change the subject.

"Swish—" The nurse answered him mercilessly on his arm!

"Aww——" Mr. Dunphy's scream was comparable to that of Pavarotti!

"..." Claire covered her face in deep embarrassment.

"..." Yili looked down at her toes, pretending not to hear Mr. Dunphy's screams.

"..." Xie Cheng's lips trembled uncontrollably. He glanced at Mr. Deng Fei's skin that was forcibly ripped off. His body hair was red and bloodshot. I started to torture my brain for a while.

"You, you, you are so poisonous..." If you translate Mr. Deng Fei's words into Chinese, this should be the most appropriate statement.

"Do you want to give up the task?" Seeing that Mr. Deng Fei curled up his body in tears and put on a gesture of refusal, the nurse directly stopped the alarm clock next to him and asked Mr. Deng Fei.Only this sentence, she spoke fairly fluent English.

"I..." Mr. Dunphy wanted to nod his head and give up, but when he saw Claire's "vicious" eyes, he looked at his naked left chest (the hair on the left chest had been neatly brushed by the nurse. Empty), thinking that he has suffered so much, giving up at this time would be a waste of all previous efforts, Mr. Deng Fei finally nodded resolutely, "Go on—— ouch!"

The moment he nodded, the skilled and experienced nurse ripped off another piece of beeswax firmly and firmly!

Hearing her husband's screams, Claire silently turned her head on the pillow and shook her head inwardly——Phil really screamed so unreservedly!

--Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

——As for?Why don't you just take off your hair?As for making it look like a war?

——My girlfriend has to go for hot wax hair removal every month, and she has never seen her so miserable.

There are always plenty of viewers who make sarcastic remarks, and most of them are men.

Women who are more vocal about this are very sympathetic to male contestants with abundant body hair like Mr. Dunphy-many of them are afraid to try hot wax, or try it once and then retreat in the ecstasy and turn to seek wax. With the help of depilatory cream or razor, I can better understand Mr. Dunphy's difficulty, and I just want to roll my eyes at these mouth cannons.

——Yeah, if it’s not terrible, you can try it.

——Take it as a novel experience in life!

——#Together to die#

——Kang busy North nose!

There are always more viewers who fan the flames and encourage others to die actively.

——Wait, don't get overwhelmed!

——That would definitely be a nightmare for the rest of my life!

——Some things are happier if you haven’t experienced them!

A few honest viewers kindly persuaded them, but more people were happy to see those keyboard warriors suffer a little harmless.

Stimulated by various radical methods, the initial audience enthusiastically started their first hair removal experience in life.

These people did not intend to go to the surrounding beauty salons for a trip to the Brazilian wax wax, but chose the mother, sister or girlfriend's hair removal beeswax for the first try.The golden beeswax was attached with hairy arms and legs, and the wax paper was pasted on the beeswax. The owners of the hairy arms and legs were so cruel that they tore off the wax paper with a swish.

"Awwhhhh!!!" On this day, countless similar screams rang out over the United States.

Countless mothers knocked on the door of their son's room, and countless old sisters kicked open the door of their brother's room, thinking that something tragic had happened.

The male compatriots who are sons and younger brothers flew forward to block the door at the same time, and used their trembling voices to report to their mother and sister that they were safe, pretending to calmly express that everything was under control.And after the family members left, these young and old men of different ages hugged their hairy arms and legs and burst into tears—why is it so painful to remove their hair!This unscientific! ! !

At the same time, online discussion groups are affectionately calling on them to report their results.

— Does anyone dare to take it off?

——It’s all just for fun.

——It's easy to say, but probably none of those people would dare to actually do it.

The others happily turned on the taunting mode.

——Who said you dare not take it off? [stickers][stickers]

——This is my bloody proof! [texture]

——Look at my before and after pictures! [stickers][stickers]

The previous warriors bit the bullet and posted photos.

——Yo, it’s really off, how do you feel?

Others asked "badly".

--it's not a big deal!

——That's it, just take off your hair, there's nothing to say.

Under every plain word are their blood and tears!

No one would tear themselves down at this time, saying how they hugged their hairy arms and legs with tears in their eyes, but all the young and old who have experienced the pain of hair removal all expressed their gratitude to their mothers, sisters and girlfriends. In awe!Those who can be ruthless to themselves, endure what ordinary people can't bear, and use beeswax to remove their hair themselves are all ruthless people! ! !

Facebook, Twitter, and INS all set off a craze for waxing hair removal, but the contestants knew nothing about it.

While Mr. Deng Fei continued to be tortured, Yi Li and Xie Cheng also lay down on their respective white beds under the guidance of the nurse beside them. With a slight nod, Quan made a greeting.

"what!--"

"Ow—"

"It hurts—"

"No way, no way!"

"hiss--"

When the nurse brushed hot wax on the two of them respectively, the background sound beside them was Mr. Dunphy's ghost crying and wolf howling.

At this moment, Xie Cheng felt that he was a piece of barbecue meat to be slaughtered, his body was covered with honey, and he was about to put it on the grill.

Feeling the brush covered with hot wax brushing over his arms, chest, and legs, the expression on his face became more determined...

The nurse pressed the timer for the two and started a 3-minute countdown.

After the hot wax had cooled slightly, the nurses got to work too.

Yi Li and Xie Cheng looked at each other, and they both gritted their teeth—if they screamed like ghosts and howls like Mr. Deng Fei, it would be too embarrassing for the wife!Most importantly, it's a shame to throw it in front of a national audience!

"Shh!"

"hiss!--"

Following the nurse's skilful tearing movements, Xie Cheng couldn't help gasping for air, and let out a painful hiss.

"Are you ready?" On the side, Mr. Deng Fei was living like a year, and asked tearfully after the nurse made another move.

"It's almost there, there are still 30 seconds left." The nurse looked at the timer on the bottom and said to Mr. Dunphy comfortingly.

At this moment, even though there was a language barrier, the conversation between the two was connected miraculously.

Mr. Dunphy also looked at the timer on the side, and his heart couldn't help but twitched slightly - he had never felt such a long moment as it does now!Is this 30 seconds?This is simply 30 years! ! !Mr. Dunphy was in tears.

"Shua—" As the last piece of hot wax was torn off, the timer reached zero.

"Okay!" the nurse next to Mr. Dunphy announced loudly.

"...Are you ready?" Mr. Dunphy was in a daze.

"Yes." The nurse smiled and handed over the next clue card, which Dunphy took habitually.

"Phil, you can go!" Claire hurried to her husband and encouraged her.

"Ah, okay." Mr. Dunphy touched his chest, which was as smooth as a chicken, and still felt unreal at this moment—from this moment on, he was Dunphy without chest hair or leg hair!Life is so unpredictable!He never thought that he would have a day of hair removal!Mr. Dunphy was deeply moved.

"Phil?" Claire's little patience was exhausted, and she was about to enter the ghost animal mode - she had already walked to the door at this time, and was urging her husband again.If the husband is in a daze again, she will start to growl.

"Come on!" Phil responded quickly.

The couple briefly said goodbye to the lovers on Xiaobai's bed, and then went to the dressing room to change and prepare to leave.

"Hiss..." Seeing them leave one step ahead, Xie Cheng couldn't help sighing secretly, feeling the tearing pain from his skin, he couldn't help turning his head slightly, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and he let out a patient hiss from his throat.

The nurses are very agile, but they cannot conceal the "cruel" reality of hot wax hair removal.

There is a price to be paid for any beauty treatment, maybe time, maybe energy, maybe money, and most likely a combination of both.However, it's all about beauty!For the sake of beauty, girls can definitely do anything!However, for rough people, this is a bit unbearable...

Xie Cheng couldn't help shouting out several times, and finally restrained himself, his lips pursed into a straight line.

Yili's situation is much better than Xie Cheng's, and she can even keep an eye on Xie Cheng's situation from time to time.Fortunately, Xie Cheng is not a star with thick body hair. Compared with the hairy Mr. Deng Fei, Xie Cheng only has a thin layer of light-colored body hair on his arms and calves.Therefore, when Mr. Deng Fei was in so much pain that he couldn't bear it, Xie Cheng could barely bear it.

As for Yili herself, if Claire has a relatively high tolerance to pain and has done hot wax hair removal, so she has a certain tolerance, then Yili has done laser before, so hot wax hair removal is not good for her. It is just a tear on the skin with hot wax, and there is no pain of forcibly tearing the hair off.This should also be a kind of luck.

For Mr. Dunphy, the extremely unbearable 3 minutes passed in the blink of an eye for the two of them.

"Okay!" The nurse at the side finally announced the end of the timer, and handed out the clue cards of the two, "This is yours."

"Okay, thank you!" The two quickly took the clue card and thanked each other.

Xiangxie walked to the locker room, each of them changed their clothes and came out. Under Xie Cheng's gesture, Yili quickly opened the clue card.

"Detour mission: rafting on the stream or marching on land?" Yili read out the overly concise prompt.

"On land." Xie Cheng suggested.

The task description this time is always simple, but at least it is clear enough.

For Xie Cheng, one reason is that Yili is not good at water, and the other reason is that there are too many uncertainties in the water. After all, human beings are not aquatic animals. Walk on flat ground.In contrast, the land is much cuter. No matter how bad the road conditions are, you can always walk over with your legs and tools.

"Okay." Yili nodded. This is also in line with the decision-making criteria of the two of them - prioritizing tasks that are more uncertain and difficult to control, and would rather be tiring and harder, and try to keep the tasks within the capabilities of the two of them. within.

"After the team chooses the land march, they will go to Bonito, Mato Grosso do Sul. After receiving the horses at the Coron Racecourse, they will ride to the Edson Manor outside Qingquan Town to get the next clue card." " After reading the mission content, Yili couldn't help showing a happy smile on her face—for her, what could be easier than this mission?

At least, compared to rafting on the stream, they don't have to tie the bamboo rafts themselves, don't have to worry about whether the bamboo rafts will fall apart, and don't have to worry about whether they will fall into the water on the bamboo rafts. It's much easier to ride a horse.

Of course, for other contestants, instead of trying to get in touch with unfamiliar horses with unstable tempers and cramming to learn how to ride horses, it is better to learn how to tie a bamboo raft and have a fantasy rafting experience for adults.For them, the success rate of the latter is not lower than that of the former.

In this regard, Xie Cheng has only one sentence——

"We've won!"

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The author has something to say: Unlucky, come with strength~