[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

The Christmas event was completely ruined because of the Decepticons. The Avengers returned to the Avengers Building. Eve was so shy because of the incident that she was called Master just now, that she went straight into the kitchen as soon as she returned to the building. The name is to cook a delicious meal for everyone.

"Hahahaha." Barton couldn't help laughing, and he said, "Eve's reaction is really too funny, to be honest, she really can switch from one to the next and so cute."

Barton was a little curious, would Eve be confused by her capricious self?

Whether Eve will be confused by the switch, Button doesn't know, but he will be confused at this moment, because Eve came out with a kitchen knife and looked at him. There was no expression on his face, and the whole person looked cool : "Is it funny?"

Barton suddenly thought of the scene where Eve directly hacked Deadpool (on the screen) without saying a word, and immediately made a zipper gesture on his mouth, ok, he shut up.

"Hahahaha." Now it was Natasha's turn and they couldn't help laughing, and Sam even took advantage of Eve's departure and said to Button, "Look, this will teach you not to speak casually behind others' backs. Bad words, otherwise who knows when you will be caught right?"

More importantly, you never know whether it is Eve who caught you straight or Eve who switched states.

Tony, who was inexplicably beaten up by Eve twice today, took a look at Barton, and said in a particularly relieved voice, "It's what it deserves!"

"But to be honest." Sam said from the side, "Eve looks like this, it's hard for us to tell whether she has switched states or not."

Regarding Sam's problem, Steve thinks it's easy to solve: "I don't think Eve is so scary even if she switches states. If you don't mess with her, she won't do anything to you."

Like the situation just now, Eve who has not switched states will puff her cheeks at you softly and stare at you, while Eve who has switched states will at most just mock your face coldly without making a move. What are you afraid of?

Ha ha!

That's because you're not the one being ridiculed, right?

Tony and Barton, who had been bullied by Eve, silently glanced at Steve, who was standing and talking without back pain. Even Barton felt for the first time that the upright expression on Captain America's face was a bit hypocritical.

Steve Hypocrisy Rogers: ...? ?

When Eve prepared lunch, Steve and the others also cleaned up the mess that Megatron and the others had made. Eve brought out the finished meal and asked, "How did Megatron and the others run?" Out to do something?"

Eve's lunch is still a combination of Chinese and Western. There are rice and spaghetti, ribs and steak, stir-fried vegetables and salad.

"Eve, do you also know Megatron?" Dr. Banner glanced at Eve, but his attention was instantly attracted by the dish in her hand, "What kind of dish is this?"

"Spicy beef tendon." Eve responded casually, put down the dish, and said, "I don't know if you like it or not, anyway, I like it quite a bit, and it's not too spicy. You can try it if you can eat spicy food." .”

He continued, "I know Transformers, but I don't know why they appear here."

Speaking of this, Eve couldn't help but feel a little guilty, "...they were also 'captured' by me, right?"

"Don't think too much." Tony stretched out his hand and patted Eve's head, "Since there are topological chain reactions in the world, it means the development of things is complicated, sweetheart, you don't have to put everything on yourself hold."

The topology chain reaction is also called the butterfly effect. I believe that few people have never heard of this phenomenon. To put it simply, it is like when a person goes out, stepping left foot or right foot can determine the direction of things. develop.

Maybe you can go out smoothly with your left foot, but accidentally tripped with your right foot?

Nothing is constant, just like Eve, who already knows the plot, can guarantee that he can lead the Avengers to avoid every danger perfectly every time?Anyone who has seen "The Butterfly Effect" believes that this is impossible, and it will even lead to things getting worse and worse.

So Eve didn't do much other than tell them the movie she had seen. Firstly, it was because they had already experienced part of the movie, so it didn't matter if they said it. Second, she said, would they insist In my opinion, Eve can't guarantee it.

The only thing that concealed that the Winter Soldier might be the murderer of the Howards made Eve very guilty. She didn't know if she was doing the right thing, but she still wanted to try again.

Since the world has changed so much because of her, why can't this be changed?

The others didn't know what Eve was thinking in his heart. Hearing Tony say this, although they usually liked to sing against him, this time they stood on the united front with him.

"Stark is right. It seems that every time we save someone, we don't know whether we are saving a good person or a bad person. But at that time, you will rule out one by one before deciding whether to save people? Isn't that true? possible."

Natasha and the others live a better life than Eve, so their thoughts and views of things are naturally different from hers.

That's right, Eve does have this ability, and the reason why so many of them can live together in this dimension is indeed inseparable from Eve.

But this does not put all the responsibility on Eve, as if they just lived in a different dimension from her before, and it is not non-existent. To put it simply, even if they were not brought to this dimension by Eve , They will also experience the same thing in other dimensions, and there will also be aliens invading the earth.

So they felt that there was no need for Eve to think too much, let alone take all the responsibilities on themselves.

Steve said, "If you feel sorry for Eve, then go out with us to rescue more."

Button tasted the spicy beef tendon, gave Eve a thumbs up, and then said to Steve: "Captain, you are taking this opportunity to increase Eve's workload, you forgot that she is still a child laborer." ?”

Underage.

Hearing Barton's words, Steve said, "I see Eve is quite excited every time she goes on a mission."

Eve: ...Wait, please don't mention it qwq.

Seeing Eve's froze expression, everyone laughed mercilessly. Eve gave Steve a very sad look: ...Captain, I didn't expect you to be such a captain.

When we sat down to eat, Barton said to Eve: "Before Megatron was taken away by people from District [-], this time they didn't know what happened, and Megatron ran out, and they gathered A group of younger brothers came out to do things."

Hearing Barton's words, Eve blinked, and she asked, "What about the Autobots like Optimus Prime and Bumblebee?"

"What Optimus Prime, Bumblebee? What Autobot?" Hearing Eve's words, everyone at the dinner table turned to look at her.

Eve's black question mark face: ...? ?Aren't there Autobots wherever there are Decepticons?

After Eve figured it out, that's all for now. After they only met Megatron and his little brothers, the Decepticons, their expressions were a little confused: "Then where did Optimus Prime and Bumblebee go?"

In fact, Eve has never seen Transformers. She just doesn't know who said it. She only knows that the Autobots led by Optimus Prime are good, and the Decepticons led by Megatron are here to make trouble.

Now Megatron and the others have arrived on Earth to do their best, but Optimus Prime and the others are nowhere to be seen?

Eve can't figure out what's going on, but the Avengers are very open to it. If Optimus Prime and the others show up, they will naturally have an ally to deal with Megatron and the others. Even without them, they will take revenge. It's not that the Alliance of Hunters can't handle these Decepticons.

"Eve, didn't you say that the world has changed a lot, so don't worry, maybe this has changed too?" Since Sam knew Eve's ability, he gave her a lot of movies he had watched. Or a TV show, asking Eve if she could "catch" them all.

Eve: ...do you really think I can grab dolls?

Even if you want to catch it, you have to locate and catch it!

Eve and the others were halfway through their meal, and Deadpool suddenly appeared again. Tony was annoyed when he saw him: "Jarvis, why didn't the alarm go off?"

"Sir, Mr. Wilson is Miss Eve's guest." Jarvis said.

Tony: ...What is the use of such an AI?

"Don't think too much, I don't care about you." Deadpool didn't care about Tony's disgust at all. He bounced up to Eve and picked her up from the chair, "Sweetheart, Today is Christmas, brother will take you out for a ride, how about it?"

Eve expressed that she was very speechless about Deadpool's behavior of always hugging her when he had nothing to do. She is not a child anymore, why does she always run around with her like she did when she was a child?

"Put me down, Wade, I'm not young anymore."

Deadpool didn't seem to hear it, he still hugged Eve tightly, and said, "Don't worry, sweetheart, I don't think you're too young, it's just right for me to grasp it with one hand."

"Wade Wilson!" Eve understood what Deadpool said, and was so angry that he was dying, but Deadpool didn't care at all, but continued to tease Eve as if he was not afraid of death, "Besides, sweetheart you When you were young, didn’t you love being your brother’s thigh pendant or letting him run around with you? What’s so embarrassing now? I still have to hug you for the rest of my life. If you don’t like it, how about being your thigh pendant? "

Hearing Deadpool's words did not arouse Eve's inner softness or a little touch. She narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Deadpool: "It's okay if you don't talk about your childhood, once you say..."

Eve stretched out her hand silently, and immediately held a long knife with energy in her right hand, "Daddy's long knife is about to start to be hungry and thirsty!"

Avengers: ... Has my mother, Eve, switched states again?

wrong!

This version is obviously more violent!

The corner of Barton's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he said, "I finally believe that Eve was brought up by Deadpool when she was a child."

After all, even if Eve switched her state before, she was only cruel, but now she is completely obscene, okay?

It's really quite a Deadpool style.

Sam looked at Eve and Deadpool who were fighting for no reason, and suddenly asked, "Do you think Deadpool did it on purpose? Eve was normal just now."

As a result, Deadpool teased Eve as desperately as possible. What is the difference between this and deliberately angering Dr. Banner to turn him into an irrational Hulk?

Button picked up the plate of spicy beef tendon on the table, and stepped aside, while eating, he looked at the melon-eating crowd, and said, "Not necessarily, Deadpool's mouth is so cheap."

So it's really hard to tell whether he did it on purpose.

"No." Sam said, "Have you forgotten what Deadpool said the day Eve smashed the screen?"

He is very happy to see Eve switch status, okay?

Natasha pulled Dr. Banner to a safe range to prevent them from being accidentally injured, then looked at the messy scene, and said: "What I want to know now is, will Eve cry until she wakes up? past?"

After all, this little girl is kind-hearted and soft-hearted, and she doesn't like to take advantage of others. Of course, Eve who has switched states doesn't know how to write the word compensation, but Eve who has not switched states is different.

Hearing Natasha's words, the rest of the Avengers silently glanced at Eve, who had a good fight with Deadpool, and suddenly felt sorry for the little girl. It's okay to be forced to switch states by Deadpool SEI is up.

Did Eve end up crying until she passed out?

not at all!

Because after Eve finished fighting Deadpool, her state hadn't switched back yet. After she retracted the energy long knife into her body, she crossed her arms with both hands, and glanced at Deadpool unrulyly. Kicked him and said: "Go home and play with your eggs!"

"Hey hee hee, sweetheart, you're lustful." Deadpool didn't react when he was kicked, but bounced around to Eve's side again, "Brother's egg is for you to play with, play as you want, Don't be rude to brother."

Eve completely ignored Deadpool. She glanced at the mess on the ground, then at the Avengers, and said, "Deduct the loss from my salary. If you don't have a salary, you're out of luck!"

After finishing speaking, Eve turned her head and left. The Avengers who stayed behind: ...It turned out to be another person after switching states. If it was Eve, he would have been crying, okay?

"My God." Barton said to Tony while eating the spicy beef tendon made by Eve, "Eve looks just like you, Tony, you have a mouthful."

Tony... Tony said that as long as Eve's words are not aimed at him, she will be so heart-warming to anyone.

Eve was really happy when she got into a fight with Deadpool, but after she "woke up", she was so regretful that her intestines were green. Of course, she was paid to join the Avengers, and the salary was not low.

But that can't stand such a compensation!

It's fun to fight for a while, but I regret it!

This sentence is perfect for describing Eve, and...

"It's all you!" Eve puffed her cheeks and looked at Deadpool, "What are you forcing me to do?"

Don't you know that she is the same as Dr. Banner now?Automatic switching and passive switching are two concepts!

Hi!

I'm so angry!

Don't want to smile at all!

"Sweetheart, why are you suppressing your nature?" Deadpool obviously didn't take this matter to heart, "Aren't you just worried about losing money? What is losing money? If you want you to have fun, brother will give you the money." It's worth it."

As he said that, Deadpool took out his card, stuffed it into Eve's hand, and said, "Take it, all the money I earn from the future will be transferred to this card, and you can spend as much as you want, if it is not enough Brother, go and earn it for you."

As he said that, Deadpool reached out and touched Eve's head, "Brother accidentally lost you back then, causing you to live so wronged all these years, from now on, brother will spoil you to heaven, are you happy? "

Hearing Deadpool's words, Eve was both amused and moved, and could only mutter in the end: "...Who wants to go to heaven if they have nothing to do?"

"It's okay if you don't go to heaven." Deadpool is obviously very talkative, "How about letting you be the Master outside, and how about going back home and pampering you like a little princess?"

"You're so annoying!" Eve reached out and pushed Deadpool's face away, turning her head to cover up her flushed face, "It's fine if you don't cause trouble for me, who cares about being a little princess?"

"Brother rare." Deadpool said, "Our sweetheart is so beautiful and cute, how can we not be a little princess?"

annoying!

Eve really wants to switch states now, how can it be broken?

"Wade, do you like me better when I was a child?" Eve thought for a while, but couldn't help but ask. She still remembered the surprise reaction of Deadpool on the screen when he saw him switch states.

Hearing Eve's words, Deadpool stretched out his hand to hold her face, and said seriously: "Sweetheart, you misunderstood me, I'm really not a pedophile! When you were young, you just gave me a headache. Now you can make me feel better." The bullet head is so hard that it hurts, understand?"

Eve: ...It's amazing. Brother Word speaks pornography anytime, anywhere. You are so capable, why don't you go to heaven?

"Brother wants you to live a more unrestrained life, why bother with so many messy things? Just do it if you don't like it! If you can't win, find your brother!" Deadpool winked at Eve, "Brother is covering you!"

Eve looked at Deadpool, and after a while, she rolled her eyes sharply at him: "Get out of here!"

But the card still has to be collected, qwq, otherwise where can I find money to pay back to Mr. Stark! ?

Eve took Deadpool's card and was going to find Tony. She turned a blind eye to Deadpool who came after him and whimpered that he had taken his money to see other wild men, but when she passed by the hall, she was caught on the huge live TV screen. Seeing a familiar figure flashing past, Eve stopped suddenly!

As for why the Avengers Building does not broadcast the local news but instead broadcasts the Gotham news, Eve has no mind to think about it for the time being. All she can think about now is——

Why is the Winter Soldier in Gotham! ?

Eve suddenly turned her head and grabbed Deadpool's hand: "Wade!"

Deadpool looked like a shy girl: "I loved it!"

Ever loved a poof?

Eve gave Deadpool a blank look, and said, "How about we go to Gotham?"

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