Accidentally gave birth to a cute baby

Xiao Li's mother is a professor of physics at a key university, Xiao's father is engaged in scientific research, and is currently the youngest academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

Xiao’s father and Xiao’s mother love each other for a lifetime. When the zodiac was pear, the country had already opened the three-child policy, but because Xiao’s mother almost died when Xiao’s zodiac was pear, Xiao’s father went to perform birth control surgery on himself, and because Xiao’s mother He loves to eat pears, so he named his only son Xiaoli.

Showing affection has no bottom line~

Because there is only such a child, who cherished it like a baby bump in his hands since he was a child, and finally raised him until he was 20 years old, but his son called and told them that their son was pregnant?

Because of the phone call, Xiao's father and Xiao's mother made adjustments in all aspects. After finding time, they booked a hotel overnight and flew to Xiao Li's place by car.

In the hotel early in the morning, there was a family of three, Xiao's father and Xiao's mother were sitting next to each other on the big sofa, and Xiao Li was sitting on the small sofa by herself, with her hands on her knees.

"Dad, I~"

For some reason, this kind of thing told Xiao's mother that he could speak. Facing his father, Xiao Li felt so ashamed that he wanted to dig a hole and get into it before he could say it.

"Tell me, when did you fall in love? And who is that man? Call him over."

Xiao Li: "?" Is this the point?

"Honey, did you miss the point?"

"What's wrong? Shouldn't we be responsible for making our son's belly bigger?"

Xiao's mother: "?" It makes sense, and it seems that I can't refute it.

"Dad, I, I'm pregnant."

"I know you're pregnant. I'm asking you, who is that man? I want to meet him. Please contact me."

Xiao Li: "I, he..."

Mama Xiao was completely speechless.

"Xiao Jie, what do you mean? You study this and that all day long. After studying animal genes and plant genes, now your son's gene has mutated and you can solve the problem. What are you asking? Your son Xiaoli is pregnant! Son Pregnant, have you figured out the point? Why is your son, a big man, pregnant?"

Xiao Ma's voice was suppressed, not loud, but full of momentum, for fear of being overheard by the neighbors, it was too embarrassing and unbelievable.

If she hadn't seen the diagnosis result that Xiao Li brought from the hospital with her own eyes, she wouldn't have believed that a man would have children, let alone that man was her son Xiao Li.

Well, she doesn't believe it now either.

Believe it or not.

Seeing his wife losing his temper, Dad Xiao touched his nose and pushed his glasses to watch his son glance at his wife.

"Don't worry, I'm also focusing on the key points."

"What's the point? Why your son got pregnant is the point, not the man who raised your son."

Xiao Li: "?" Why does it sound weird?

We don't know, and we don't dare to ask. We can only sit obediently and watch our parents quarrel. After all, we are the one who did the wrong thing.

"Calm down, daughter-in-law~ It's like this, listen to me and speak slowly."

Xiao's father comforted Xiao's mother, walked to Xiao Li's side, and patted his head.

"Our family has a genetic history of the third gender."

"What do you mean?" Mother Xiao asked before Xiao Li could react.

It was difficult for Xiao Li to understand or accept a single sentence. He had never been exposed to the term "third gender" in textbooks or extracurricular reading since he was a child.But because he knows that he likes boys and is gay, he knows that there is a kind of ABO setting in the novel world, and he secretly read some articles, so he took it in and discovered the bizarre incident that happened to him, and he seemed to understand it.

Xiao's father continued: "Hundreds of years ago, due to the rapid increase in population on the earth, every country formulated the measure of 'planning to have a baby'.

However, 100 years after the implementation of this measure, problems arose. The birth rate was greatly reduced, and because of better medical conditions, the life expectancy was prolonged, so the phenomenon of aging gradually appeared. There were more old people and fewer young people. Younger children are less. "

"Because of different ages, men and women have equal status, and women are affected by the 'planned childbirth' measure, many of them are unwilling to have children. What is non-marriageism, there are more and more DINK families. Later, there was no way, the country opened up the second child policy, but it didn’t help much, and not many people were willing to have children, so there was no other way. Later, the state encouraged the birth of a second child, and there was a reward for having a second child, so it gradually improved.”

"You have said so much, what does it have to do with our son?" Xiao's mother was impatient. The son is the most important thing. After all, everyone knows this history.

"That is, in the years when the second child was allowed, the state promulgated another policy, legalizing same-sex marriage. This decree was bad immediately. It was not a problem of women not wanting to have children, but also a problem of men not wanting to have children. Nearly a hundred years later, the signs of recovery have returned to the original point."

"At that time, my wife, wife, and grandpa proposed a "third gender" proposal. They developed a hormone. Since women don't want to have children, and men don't want to have sex with women, they use it on homosexuals. With that hormone, a man can have an organ similar to a woman's uterus to conceive and carry a child."

"After decades of research and development, they finally succeeded, but because of certain risks, their researchers used it on themselves for experiments, so my wife, wife, and grandfather also took hormones, and later my wife, grandfather, and mother were born. gone."

"The result was very successful, but because it couldn't be vigorously promoted and used, that technology could only be secretly promoted among homosexuals. But after that, it didn't solve the very real problem of aging, and the birth rate didn't increase much, because of the influence of ideas, there was no How many men are willing to have children like women."

"As a result, many countries could not stand the pressure. The three-child policy was relaxed, and the use of hormones was banned. It disappeared completely until my great-grandfather's generation. After that, various countries never mentioned this technology, but the sequelae appeared. After the hormone is injected into the human body, the human cells will fuse and grow, and will be passed on to the next generation through genetic inheritance."

"So you are also the third gender?" Xiao's mother was dumbfounded, and she couldn't help asking, her voice trembling a little.

"No, I am not."

After being silent for a while, Dad Xiao continued: ""Actually, in my grandfather's generation, after investigation and research, it was found that there was no case of inheriting a third gender, let alone the news of having a child. "

"Then your son, how did he get pregnant? Your family's atavistic inheritance is too strong. It's been several generations?" Mother Xiao asked, her head hurt and she was extremely desperate.

"After listening to you last night, I realized that it's not that the inheritance has stopped. It's just that the blood is slowly spreading later, resulting in a low genetic factor. The inherited people start to approach men from the third gender, and their sexual orientation is female. The reason why our son was able to conceive is because of his high genetic inheritance, and he became pregnant precisely because he happened to be in love."

Xiao Li: "..."

Mother Xiao: "..."

Dad Xiao continued: "So, who is your boyfriend?"

Xiao Li listened to so many historical events and related knowledge of his father's popular science, he was very desperate, such a bizarre and unlucky thing would happen to him, the third gender, homosexuality, pregnancy!It would be desperate for any of these things to happen to him. He also inherited three bonuses, buy one and get two free.

Is God jealous of him?

Jealous of his loving parents, harmonious family, and affluent life?And his kind and lovable character, smart mind, and handsome face?

Mother Xiao didn't want to talk to Dad Xiao anymore, but she had to because she thought of a problem.

"My son went to the hospital for an examination, will it cause anything?"

"..."

As soon as this question came up, Xiao Li became even more desperate. He didn't want to become a celebrity, and he didn't want to be arrested for research.If he knew that he was pregnant because of retching, lethargy, and craving for acid every day, he wouldn't go to the hospital for an examination under their 'instigation' even if he killed his three roommates!

In the end, Xiao's father still couldn't find out from Xiao Li who the man who made his son's stomach big was, because his daughter-in-law was very receptive. He couldn't accept the truth until he accepted the truth, and now he is going to take Xiao Li to the hospital for surgery after accepting the truth.

Xiao Li refused to live and die, and sat still on the sofa, no matter how Xiao Ma pulled him, he would not move.Xiao's mother is not as strong as 183's son, and Xiao's father, Xiao's father, also looks hesitant. She was so angry that she didn't want to say a word, and walked back and forth in the room with her arms folded.

Xiao's mother paced for ten minutes, and the room was quiet for ten minutes. The hotel room was covered with thick carpets, and Xiao's mother stepped on it without making any sound.

"Mom, I want to keep this child."

Xiao Li spoke weakly.

"What did you say? Say it again, it's impossible." Xiao's mother was in a hurry, and the decibel did not rise suddenly.

"..."

Seeing her posture, Xiao Li didn't dare to speak again, she shrank her neck and buried herself in the sofa.

"No, absolutely not. Let me tell you, get rid of it as soon as possible, so that you don't have time to regret it when the month is old."

"How do you beat me? I'm a man. Pull it out or piss it out. Besides, it's been six months." Xiao Li was not afraid of death and forced her in a low voice.

Mama Xiao:  …

Damn boy.

"Are you going to piss me off? You know you're a man. How can a man get pregnant and have a baby? If you don't say you're a man, how old are you? You're only a junior, and you haven't graduated yet. After giving birth, after giving birth How do you live? Do you still want to live? "

Silence again.

After a long time, Xiao Li spoke, this time with a stronger tone.

"I've made up my mind. I will take a leave of absence now. I will take care of the child for a year after the birth. I can continue to catch up with the start of the senior year. At that time, I will take care of the child while attending classes and practice."

"What if someone asks you? What do you say? Ah, your child, it popped out of your belly, and you gave birth to it yourself?" Mother Xiao was really angry.

"I said that my girlfriend got pregnant first before marriage, but she regretted giving birth to the child and then ran away. I am a single father."

Xiao Li answered without confidence, and the last four words were very weak.

"You...Xiao Jie, you are now dumb, right? Take care of your son."

"Okay, okay, the son is the third gender, the fact that it is impossible to change, think about it this way, instead of letting someone else give birth to your big fat grandson, wouldn't it be better for your son to give birth to you?"

Dad Xiao helped Xiao Li out of the siege, but instead got angry!

"Go away, what kind of bullshit theory are you talking about? If anyone wants a grandson, they have to give birth to their own son?"

Xiao's mother became anxious and forgot her identity as a university professor, so she began to curse. "And you, your family has this kind of genetic history, why didn't you tell me? This is called deception, you know? How many things do you keep from me?"

"No, I really lost my wife. About this matter, I wanted to tell you a long time ago, but I didn't know that my son was pregnant so soon."

Xiao's mother caught the loophole in Xiao's father's words, "Conceived so soon? What does it mean to be conceived so soon? The surname is Xiao, the feeling is that you have known for a long time that your son has inherited the third gender and you have not said it?"

Xiao's father knew that Xiao's mother had caught the loophole again, so he had no choice but to say: "This... hey! People who have been given hormones have genetic factors, so their offspring will be fully checked as soon as they are born. Because my wife and grandpa developed anti-hormones in their generation, the hormones have basically lost their genetic ability after that, but our offspring will still undergo a comprehensive examination."

"When my son was born, he was always checked. It was not because he was really sick, but because he needed various checks, so he stayed in the hospital for so long. Later, he found the existence of genes in his body, 40.00% nine, which is actually close to Male, but he is more attracted to males than females, so..."

"Stop, I don't want to listen anymore, I have a headache."

"When my son was just born, he informed me that he was not in good health and needed to be hospitalized for an examination. The examination lasted for a month and a half. You know, I prayed for his health every day for more than a month, for fear that something bad would happen to him. So you're telling me this now?"

Seeing this, Xiao Li quickly got up and supported Xiao Ma, "Mom, I'm sorry."

"What did you say sorry to me? Just tell mom, why do you have to keep this child?"

"I……"

The topic changed too quickly, Xiao Li didn't pick up the conversation, and didn't know how to explain to his mother why he wanted to keep the child.

In fact, Xiao Li didn't even know why she had this idea, and she insisted on it so much.

The decision he made after he accepted the reality was to keep this child, and it was because he felt his stomach move and his heart was pulled when he was taking a bath yesterday, so he was deeply touched at a certain point at that time, and he accepted the existence of the fact , accepting that existence is a reasonable explanation.

"Mom, I don't want to regret it later, this is my child, I have to accept him."

It was weird to say this, and it sounded even weirder, but Mama Xiao stopped talking.

Xiao's father seems to have forgotten not to ask the child who the other father is, and the family of three no longer communicates.

The author has something to say: so exciting and pleasantly surprised

Passerby A said that the grandma of the child is very tired~

Passerby B said that the child's grandfather is more tired~

The father of the child said that being pregnant is the most tiring.

The flying car mentioned in the article is a flying car in the literal sense, not the kind with wings (fantasies about the future, whatever you think, hehe~),

Hundreds of years later, the earth's population will only increase, and the space on the ground will not be enough. With the advancement of technology, the space is also utilized. The flying car, like the airplane, needs a route. Therefore, the airplane will be eliminated after a few hundred years, and the flying car will be replaced. Reserve a parking space (there are speeding parking spaces in any store, reserved by the state, free of charge), and then you can set off according to the reserved time.

The distance between countries, the distance between cities, is the distance between a street, as long as it is legal and reasonable, you can use the flying car navigation system, and the time efficiency is improved by n grades.

Of course, this is the game of the rich, and ordinary people can only drive small cars that drive on the ground.

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