Accidentally gave birth to a cute baby
Chapter 18 Crazy Menopause
Xiao Li put her things in the bedroom, and as soon as she came out and entered the living room, she saw his parents were jealous of her son. Xiao Li knew that the two of them must have been at odds on the way here. break out.Xiao's father has a good temper, but he can't stand it after a long time. Now he would argue with her occasionally, and then Xiao's mother unilaterally quarreled.
In order to appease her mother's anger, Xiao Li dragged her father into the kitchen, Xiao Li asked in a low voice while brushing hairy crabs: "Dad, why are you making my mother angry again?"
Papa Xiao: "..."
Xiao's father whispered: "What do you mean I made your mother angry again! Your mother has such a temper now, and she will be angry if I don't provoke her, inexplicably..."
Before Papa Xiao finished speaking, he felt the cold wind whistling behind him. Sure enough, when he turned around, his wife was standing at the kitchen door staring at the father and son, hugging her grandson.
Papa Xiao: "..."
Xiao Li stopped talking halfway through what his father said, and looked back.
Xiao Li: "..."
The father and son shut up obediently and did not speak. After Xiao's mother hugged Xiao An'an and left, Xiao's father let out a sigh of relief. Seeing his father's cowardice, Xiao Li also sighed in his heart: Fortunately, he didn't inherit it.
Fortunately fortunately.
Xiao Li washed all the hairy crabs and let them cool down. Checking the time, she washed the processed chicken first and planned to make soup. It will take a long time to cook the soup, so it will be ready first.
It's still early for dinner, but it's already lunchtime.
I don't know what Xiao Li was thinking, but I was thinking about showing off to my parents for dinner, but I forgot about lunch.
"I don't know who your memory is. You can forget it yourself. Why did you forget my precious grandson? If you are hungry, you will pay for it?"
Xiao's mother was sitting on the back seat of the flying car, holding her grandson in her arms, and kept talking about Xiao Li.
However, Dad Xiao listened to his wife scolding his son, as if beating around the bush and scolding himself, whoever?
Who said?
"..."
Xiao Li was in control of the speeding car and didn't dare to answer. After all, it was her own problem. She wanted to make dinner, but she didn't even eat lunch yet. There was no one left. Is it true that one pregnancy is stupid for three years?
The most relaxed person in the car was Xiao An'an, who was hugged by grandma, gnawed on a small cake in her hand, and listened to grandma scolding her father and grandpa.
Yes, grandma started scolding grandpa after scolding dad.
"It's you, who spends every day in the laboratory studying that. Xiao Li is good at not inheriting such a stinky problem."
Papa Xiao: "..."
Xiao Li: "???"
Xiao An'an: The cake is delicious.
Xiao An'an originally wanted to act coquettishly and play cute to rescue grandpa and father, but the position of the eldest in the family is really not to be challenged. Grandma is in the menopause stage, so don't mess with her if she can, otherwise there will be no cakes to eat.
Little An An thought in his heart: Anyway, grandpa and dad are rough-skinned and thick-skinned, it's okay to scold a few more words, if the baby is scolded, he will cry, and it's still the kind that can't be coaxed well.
Thinking about it, Xiao An'an finished eating the little cake in his hand.
"Grandma, grandma, the cake is finished~"
Xiao An'an saw how pitiful Grandpa and Dad were, so she decided to save her if she was soft-hearted.
"It's finished so soon, let's see how hungry you have made my precious grandson?" Xiao's mother became even more angry.
Xiao An'an: ...Why is it different from what I thought~
Xiao's father, Xiao Li, was dumb the whole time.
"Grandma, the baby is not hungry."
"Of course you won't be hungry after eating the cake, baby, if grandma remembered that you like eating this cake and brought a piece when she came here, otherwise your father would starve you to such a degree that if you don't cook, you won't eat anything else at home. No, you want to cultivate immortality, you, you want to become immortal yourself, I will never end with you if you starve my grandson."
Xiao Li muttered something in a low voice and didn't hear clearly, Xiao's mother became irritable again: "You are not happy to say you, I say you are the truth, right? It's just right after you have had a cold for so long. Look at An An's little face these days. How much."
Xiao's mother said that it was not enough, and even touched her grandson's face on purpose.
Xiao Anan felt that grandma used him as an excuse to vent her anger on her father, but also felt that what grandma said made sense, so it was worth considering whether to cry or not?
If she cried, would grandma stop talking about it, but would she make use of the topic and attack dad more violently?
The little baby hadn't come to a conclusion when he heard his father's voice, "Okay, mom, I was wrong, I will definitely change it seriously in the future, and raise your fat grandson and my fat son for nothing, I was wrong Now, get out of the car and eat first."
Xiao Anan listened to her father and grandma's promise, and wanted to refute: Dad, it's fine for nothing, let's forget about being fat.
"Hmph, what you men say is always better than what you do." Xiao's mother hugged her grandson to get out of the car, and Xiao's father was waiting at the side of the car to help her out of the car, but she refused to let her go. It was even more impossible for Xiao's father to pick up his grandson.
Xiao Li began to feel strange. It’s true that his mother’s menopause has arrived. It started to explode when Xiao Li was pregnant, but it was very good before. I kept looking for the faults of the father and son, this is not pleasing to the eye and the other is not pleasing to the eye.
He didn't do anything wrong here, the only fault was the stupid thing about his son catching a cold and forgetting lunch, but it wasn't enough to make my mother so angry, so the only possibility was that he was invisibly killed by his brother-in-law.
Xiao Li pulled her father a few steps behind Xiao's mother and son, "Dad, why did you mess with my mother? She wouldn't be so angry normally."
"she......"
"Why are you two procrastinating, go back if you don't eat, An'an and I will eat together."
As soon as Xiao's father said a word, Xiao's mother turned around and slapped her face when she saw it.
Papa Xiao: "..."
Xiao Li: Brother-in-law...
The little baby in grandma's arms was helpless, she decided that grandpa and father were pitiful, but also felt that grandpa must have made grandma angry by doing what grandma did, so grandma had to be coaxed.
"Grandma is not angry, not angry, being angry is not good for grandma's health."
When Xiao's mother heard her grandson say this, the anger in her heart gradually subsided a little.
Xiao's mother is indeed abnormal today, but it is not without reason.
Today is Xiao Li's birthday. He had discussed with Xiao's father a long time ago that he would give Xiao Li a house as a birthday gift. They had already taken a look at the house. The company where Li Xiao Li practiced was not a new development that he particularly wanted to see. I was quite satisfied with the real estate, the floor area, the type of apartment, the lighting, and so on. I waited for the market to open, but there was a problem with the graduate student’s thesis brought by Xiao’s mother, and she needed to take care of it, so I told Xiao’s father about buying a house, but in the end, I was very strict. Xiao's mother also got dizzy helping the students revise their papers, and thought that Xiao's father had finished the matter and forgot to ask.
As a result, when Mom Xiao reminded Dad Xiao to bring the house certificate to Xiao Li before going out this morning, Dad Xiao looked confused, and Mom Xiao knew what happened just by looking at him like that.
Xiao's mother immediately turned on her smart watch to find the sales at the beginning, but they told her that all the houses were sold out, and if she really wanted to buy them, she would have to wait for the next batch of buildings planned for construction.
So Mother Xiao now finds that Dad Xiao is not pleasing to the eye, and even Xiao Li is not pleasing to the eye.
Father Xiao forgot to buy a house for his son, and Xiao Li forgot to feed his son.
The genetics should not be too strong, Xiao's mother carried her grandson into the restaurant with the waiter, seeing such a smart and lovely grandson, she was considering whether to bring it up herself, if Xiao Li brought it up, she was a little afraid that he would be fooled.
Xiao An'an's big eyes blinked suddenly, and she didn't know what grandma was thinking at all. She just thought about how to make grandma happy for a while. Generally speaking, if the baby eats more, the parents will be happy, but he can't eat more, lest grandma will starve. An excuse to trouble Dad.But you can't eat too little, lest grandma's small appetite will cause trouble for dad if she doesn't eat well.It seems that if you can only eat obediently, normal amount, not picky eaters, if you are a good baby, then grandma should not be able to make mistakes and use it as an excuse to scold dad.
Little An'an was still thinking about it, so she was put into the child seat by her grandma.
As a result, the meal didn't stop, and Xiao's mother was in trouble again.
"I don't know what you are thinking about every day, and you can forget even one thing when you go out to eat."
"Look at how children hold chopsticks, don't you know how to teach them? This is something that will last a lifetime."
So Xiao's mother corrected her grandson's chopsticks posture while talking.
"Look, this dish is so greasy, can An An eat it?"
"And this dish, so spicy, can I eat it?"
"And this, this is so hard, can I eat it?"
"There is also this way, which is so light that there is no oil or water. You don't know that An An is growing up?"
Xiao Li: ...
Xiao Li felt that his mother was really asking for trouble with the last dish. She forgot the vegetarian dishes she ordered, so she almost said that he 'tortured' her grandson.
Xiao Li felt that his mother's inexplicable temper today might have something to do with him, but when she thought about it, she hadn't done anything, except for accidentally making her grandson sick!
Or did she relive the matter of being pregnant and having a child again, and then felt uncomfortable again, so she took advantage of menopause to vent it?
There will always be a temper, but the appearance time is a bit delayed.
"Mom, you ordered the dishes."
Xiao Li said weakly.
Xiao's mother exploded: "I ordered, what's the matter with what I ordered, why didn't you stop me when I ordered, how did I know that his family's vegetable oil is so rich, the spicy one is so spicy, and the vegetarian one is so vegetarian. You stay here Haven't known for so long?"
Xiao Li: "..."
How can I refute this? There is no way to refute it!
Xiao Li: "Mom, I made a mistake, I'll change it."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Li silently used his mother as an excuse to scold his son for taking him down from the high chair.
Little Xiao Anan was "used as a gunman" by his grandmother to teach his father a lesson, but he couldn't help, so he could only hastily wiped out the food that his father and grandpa brought over, and chewed and swallowed the food.Although it wasn't me who was scolded, I still panicked in my heart.Fortunately, Dad understood his hint and carried him off the baby chair, so that he could escape from this private room that will soon become the 'crime scene'.
"Why did you hold him down?"
As soon as Xiao Anan's feet hit the ground, his father was scolded again.
"Mom, An An is full." Xiao Li said.
"Put it down when you're full. You're at home and come down. What if someone takes you away? Do you have any sense of safety?"
"Father~" An An was taken back to the original children's dining chair.
"..."
"..."
"..."
The author has something to say: the head of the family should not mess with
In order to appease her mother's anger, Xiao Li dragged her father into the kitchen, Xiao Li asked in a low voice while brushing hairy crabs: "Dad, why are you making my mother angry again?"
Papa Xiao: "..."
Xiao's father whispered: "What do you mean I made your mother angry again! Your mother has such a temper now, and she will be angry if I don't provoke her, inexplicably..."
Before Papa Xiao finished speaking, he felt the cold wind whistling behind him. Sure enough, when he turned around, his wife was standing at the kitchen door staring at the father and son, hugging her grandson.
Papa Xiao: "..."
Xiao Li stopped talking halfway through what his father said, and looked back.
Xiao Li: "..."
The father and son shut up obediently and did not speak. After Xiao's mother hugged Xiao An'an and left, Xiao's father let out a sigh of relief. Seeing his father's cowardice, Xiao Li also sighed in his heart: Fortunately, he didn't inherit it.
Fortunately fortunately.
Xiao Li washed all the hairy crabs and let them cool down. Checking the time, she washed the processed chicken first and planned to make soup. It will take a long time to cook the soup, so it will be ready first.
It's still early for dinner, but it's already lunchtime.
I don't know what Xiao Li was thinking, but I was thinking about showing off to my parents for dinner, but I forgot about lunch.
"I don't know who your memory is. You can forget it yourself. Why did you forget my precious grandson? If you are hungry, you will pay for it?"
Xiao's mother was sitting on the back seat of the flying car, holding her grandson in her arms, and kept talking about Xiao Li.
However, Dad Xiao listened to his wife scolding his son, as if beating around the bush and scolding himself, whoever?
Who said?
"..."
Xiao Li was in control of the speeding car and didn't dare to answer. After all, it was her own problem. She wanted to make dinner, but she didn't even eat lunch yet. There was no one left. Is it true that one pregnancy is stupid for three years?
The most relaxed person in the car was Xiao An'an, who was hugged by grandma, gnawed on a small cake in her hand, and listened to grandma scolding her father and grandpa.
Yes, grandma started scolding grandpa after scolding dad.
"It's you, who spends every day in the laboratory studying that. Xiao Li is good at not inheriting such a stinky problem."
Papa Xiao: "..."
Xiao Li: "???"
Xiao An'an: The cake is delicious.
Xiao An'an originally wanted to act coquettishly and play cute to rescue grandpa and father, but the position of the eldest in the family is really not to be challenged. Grandma is in the menopause stage, so don't mess with her if she can, otherwise there will be no cakes to eat.
Little An An thought in his heart: Anyway, grandpa and dad are rough-skinned and thick-skinned, it's okay to scold a few more words, if the baby is scolded, he will cry, and it's still the kind that can't be coaxed well.
Thinking about it, Xiao An'an finished eating the little cake in his hand.
"Grandma, grandma, the cake is finished~"
Xiao An'an saw how pitiful Grandpa and Dad were, so she decided to save her if she was soft-hearted.
"It's finished so soon, let's see how hungry you have made my precious grandson?" Xiao's mother became even more angry.
Xiao An'an: ...Why is it different from what I thought~
Xiao's father, Xiao Li, was dumb the whole time.
"Grandma, the baby is not hungry."
"Of course you won't be hungry after eating the cake, baby, if grandma remembered that you like eating this cake and brought a piece when she came here, otherwise your father would starve you to such a degree that if you don't cook, you won't eat anything else at home. No, you want to cultivate immortality, you, you want to become immortal yourself, I will never end with you if you starve my grandson."
Xiao Li muttered something in a low voice and didn't hear clearly, Xiao's mother became irritable again: "You are not happy to say you, I say you are the truth, right? It's just right after you have had a cold for so long. Look at An An's little face these days. How much."
Xiao's mother said that it was not enough, and even touched her grandson's face on purpose.
Xiao Anan felt that grandma used him as an excuse to vent her anger on her father, but also felt that what grandma said made sense, so it was worth considering whether to cry or not?
If she cried, would grandma stop talking about it, but would she make use of the topic and attack dad more violently?
The little baby hadn't come to a conclusion when he heard his father's voice, "Okay, mom, I was wrong, I will definitely change it seriously in the future, and raise your fat grandson and my fat son for nothing, I was wrong Now, get out of the car and eat first."
Xiao Anan listened to her father and grandma's promise, and wanted to refute: Dad, it's fine for nothing, let's forget about being fat.
"Hmph, what you men say is always better than what you do." Xiao's mother hugged her grandson to get out of the car, and Xiao's father was waiting at the side of the car to help her out of the car, but she refused to let her go. It was even more impossible for Xiao's father to pick up his grandson.
Xiao Li began to feel strange. It’s true that his mother’s menopause has arrived. It started to explode when Xiao Li was pregnant, but it was very good before. I kept looking for the faults of the father and son, this is not pleasing to the eye and the other is not pleasing to the eye.
He didn't do anything wrong here, the only fault was the stupid thing about his son catching a cold and forgetting lunch, but it wasn't enough to make my mother so angry, so the only possibility was that he was invisibly killed by his brother-in-law.
Xiao Li pulled her father a few steps behind Xiao's mother and son, "Dad, why did you mess with my mother? She wouldn't be so angry normally."
"she......"
"Why are you two procrastinating, go back if you don't eat, An'an and I will eat together."
As soon as Xiao's father said a word, Xiao's mother turned around and slapped her face when she saw it.
Papa Xiao: "..."
Xiao Li: Brother-in-law...
The little baby in grandma's arms was helpless, she decided that grandpa and father were pitiful, but also felt that grandpa must have made grandma angry by doing what grandma did, so grandma had to be coaxed.
"Grandma is not angry, not angry, being angry is not good for grandma's health."
When Xiao's mother heard her grandson say this, the anger in her heart gradually subsided a little.
Xiao's mother is indeed abnormal today, but it is not without reason.
Today is Xiao Li's birthday. He had discussed with Xiao's father a long time ago that he would give Xiao Li a house as a birthday gift. They had already taken a look at the house. The company where Li Xiao Li practiced was not a new development that he particularly wanted to see. I was quite satisfied with the real estate, the floor area, the type of apartment, the lighting, and so on. I waited for the market to open, but there was a problem with the graduate student’s thesis brought by Xiao’s mother, and she needed to take care of it, so I told Xiao’s father about buying a house, but in the end, I was very strict. Xiao's mother also got dizzy helping the students revise their papers, and thought that Xiao's father had finished the matter and forgot to ask.
As a result, when Mom Xiao reminded Dad Xiao to bring the house certificate to Xiao Li before going out this morning, Dad Xiao looked confused, and Mom Xiao knew what happened just by looking at him like that.
Xiao's mother immediately turned on her smart watch to find the sales at the beginning, but they told her that all the houses were sold out, and if she really wanted to buy them, she would have to wait for the next batch of buildings planned for construction.
So Mother Xiao now finds that Dad Xiao is not pleasing to the eye, and even Xiao Li is not pleasing to the eye.
Father Xiao forgot to buy a house for his son, and Xiao Li forgot to feed his son.
The genetics should not be too strong, Xiao's mother carried her grandson into the restaurant with the waiter, seeing such a smart and lovely grandson, she was considering whether to bring it up herself, if Xiao Li brought it up, she was a little afraid that he would be fooled.
Xiao An'an's big eyes blinked suddenly, and she didn't know what grandma was thinking at all. She just thought about how to make grandma happy for a while. Generally speaking, if the baby eats more, the parents will be happy, but he can't eat more, lest grandma will starve. An excuse to trouble Dad.But you can't eat too little, lest grandma's small appetite will cause trouble for dad if she doesn't eat well.It seems that if you can only eat obediently, normal amount, not picky eaters, if you are a good baby, then grandma should not be able to make mistakes and use it as an excuse to scold dad.
Little An'an was still thinking about it, so she was put into the child seat by her grandma.
As a result, the meal didn't stop, and Xiao's mother was in trouble again.
"I don't know what you are thinking about every day, and you can forget even one thing when you go out to eat."
"Look at how children hold chopsticks, don't you know how to teach them? This is something that will last a lifetime."
So Xiao's mother corrected her grandson's chopsticks posture while talking.
"Look, this dish is so greasy, can An An eat it?"
"And this dish, so spicy, can I eat it?"
"And this, this is so hard, can I eat it?"
"There is also this way, which is so light that there is no oil or water. You don't know that An An is growing up?"
Xiao Li: ...
Xiao Li felt that his mother was really asking for trouble with the last dish. She forgot the vegetarian dishes she ordered, so she almost said that he 'tortured' her grandson.
Xiao Li felt that his mother's inexplicable temper today might have something to do with him, but when she thought about it, she hadn't done anything, except for accidentally making her grandson sick!
Or did she relive the matter of being pregnant and having a child again, and then felt uncomfortable again, so she took advantage of menopause to vent it?
There will always be a temper, but the appearance time is a bit delayed.
"Mom, you ordered the dishes."
Xiao Li said weakly.
Xiao's mother exploded: "I ordered, what's the matter with what I ordered, why didn't you stop me when I ordered, how did I know that his family's vegetable oil is so rich, the spicy one is so spicy, and the vegetarian one is so vegetarian. You stay here Haven't known for so long?"
Xiao Li: "..."
How can I refute this? There is no way to refute it!
Xiao Li: "Mom, I made a mistake, I'll change it."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Li silently used his mother as an excuse to scold his son for taking him down from the high chair.
Little Xiao Anan was "used as a gunman" by his grandmother to teach his father a lesson, but he couldn't help, so he could only hastily wiped out the food that his father and grandpa brought over, and chewed and swallowed the food.Although it wasn't me who was scolded, I still panicked in my heart.Fortunately, Dad understood his hint and carried him off the baby chair, so that he could escape from this private room that will soon become the 'crime scene'.
"Why did you hold him down?"
As soon as Xiao Anan's feet hit the ground, his father was scolded again.
"Mom, An An is full." Xiao Li said.
"Put it down when you're full. You're at home and come down. What if someone takes you away? Do you have any sense of safety?"
"Father~" An An was taken back to the original children's dining chair.
"..."
"..."
"..."
The author has something to say: the head of the family should not mess with
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