Counseling [Quick Transmigration]

On the day of Mr. Chen's 80th birthday party, Du Yunting, as the lost grandson of the Chen family, went with his Mr. Gu.

Who would have thought that this birthday banquet would also serve as a blind date banquet? When Du Yunting was ushered in, he glanced at the round table where he was going to sit, and suddenly felt a toothache: "..."

He said to 7777: [Coincidentally, these people look familiar. 】

It seems that they have seen them all in Chen's mother's blind date booklet.

[Wow, 28, look quickly—the big-breasted sweetheart is also here, and the seat is right next to me! 】

The big-breasted sweetheart is the grandson of the Qi family, named Qi Da. Wearing a body of tendons from fitness training, he can feel the lumpy ups and downs under the other's layers of clothes in a suit, which is quite majestic.He obviously knew that he was called by his parents this time to see him. As soon as Du Yunting entered the arena, the other party's eyes followed him, and he walked around, his eyes shining with satisfaction.

Du Yunting was wearing a close-fitting little dress, the waist line was tucked in, making her waist thinner and her legs longer, her eyebrows and eyes were of the same line as Chen's mother, fresh and tender like a flower bud that had just been soaked in dew, and she could walk in a cool and cold manner. There were drops of water falling from the top, and when he walked from the door, the guests who came back and forth couldn't help but look at him more.The more Qi Da looked at it, the more he liked it. When someone approached, he got up and pulled out the chair for him.

Du Yunding: "...Thank you?"

The big-breasted sweetheart smiled at him even more handsomely, "You're welcome."

He seemed to be more authoritative than the others at the table, and when they saw him speak, they didn't say much.He was the only one who helped Du Yun spread out the tablecloth and put the tableware.

Du Yunting couldn't help casting his eyes on his magnificent chest frequently.

"It's from practice," Zida noticed, and explained to him with a smile, "I usually like sports."

Du Yunding: "It's amazing."

Can develop such a strong pectoralis major.

Zida said, "You like it?"

"Not really," Du Yunting explained, "I just watched—"

Take a look.

"You can touch it if you like." Qi Da came back from studying abroad, and he was very open-minded. He generously pulled Du Yunting over and put it on his chest, "Let's feel the touch first."

Du Yunding: "!!!"

He was unprepared for a moment, and was pulled and let go of his hand. Now he didn't even dare to turn his head, and asked the system in a low voice: [... Is Mr. Gu there?Didn't he see it? 】

7777: […]

What's the matter, I didn't see you, and you plan to touch it for a while longer?

【how come! 】Du Yun stopped and said, 【How could I be that kind of person?I have my heart and soul for Mr. Gu! 】

7777: [...Your hand is still on it. 】

[...Big-chested sweethearts are too rare, ] Du Yunting admits, [and it feels good. 】

It's elastic, but also stiff, which is interesting.

Du Yunting wanted to study and study, what exactly is the bulging stuff in the muscles?

7777 didn't make a sound, and suddenly said after a few seconds: [Okay, the person you're single-minded about is here. 】

Du Yunting: [! ! ! 】

He hurriedly withdrew his hand, but Zida didn't understand what he meant at this moment, and mistakenly thought that he wanted to change places, so he held his wrist and probed the other pectoralis major muscle, his tone sounded like a salesman selling himself .

"This piece feels good, let's try again."

Du Yun stopped thinking, big brother, are you planning to sell meat!

If you plan to sell meat, don't drag me to live and die together!

He pulled his hand back desperately and said, "No, no..."

At this moment, another person's hand was suddenly placed on his shoulder.Gu Li stood behind him, his face was gloomy now, like a dark cloud full of lightning.

Qi Da knew him and knew that he was Chen Yuanqing's dry uncle. He looked very kind at the moment, as if he had realized that he had met his parents, so he quickly stood up and asked, "Uncle Gu, why are you here?"

The word "uncle" made Gu Li's expression a bit ugly.This seemed to be a threshold, separating him from his little nephew all of a sudden, a long distance away.

Du Yunting finally withdrew his hand. Seeing the situation, he felt bad, so he quietly rubbed against Gu Li.Before he could get over it completely, Qi Da stretched out his hand and pulled him back, saying strangely: "Yuanqing, why are you running? Your seat is right here."

Gu Li passed him, looked at his little nephew, and said calmly: "He wants to go to the bathroom."

Du Yunting: "..."

Zida was puzzled and said, "Really?"

He cast his eyes on the young man, and Du Yunting nodded stiffly against Mr. Gu's heavy gaze.

"Yeah," he said bitterly, "I really want to go to the bathroom."

When it was over, he felt like he was going to pull carrots again.

There is no reason not to let others solve their physical problems. The big-breasted sweetheart moved out of the way, and Du Yun stopped in front. For some reason, his legs were clamped, and he trotted all the way; Follow behind.

Zida turned his head, saw this scene, and felt a little strange for some reason.

The relationship between the uncle and nephew is too good, don't they have to go to put a water together?

A sign under repair was placed outside the bathroom in a short while.Several male customers were going to go in, but they had to look elsewhere when they saw this sign.

"Broken faucet?"

"It seems that it can't be used anymore. There is another one on the second floor over there..."

In fact, the faucet inside was fine.Du Yunting stood boldly in front of the pool at this moment, feeling the man's breath spraying on his ear, and panicked in his heart, the original three-point urination suddenly turned into eight-point.

7777 hates that iron cannot be made into steel, 【Look at how promising you are. 】

Think about the Long March, climbing snow-capped mountains and crossing grasslands, traveling [-] miles, that is the real man with strong bones!

How can you be so frightened that you almost pee right now?

Du Yunting felt even more aggrieved, and retorted: [Is this a question of scaring the urine? 】

This is the problem of being watched by others, and you can't pee even if you want to pee, okay?

Gu Li closed his eyes half-closed, as if he was not paying attention, "Why is it still not moving? Is the zipper broken?"

Du Yun stopped his hands on the zipper and whispered, "Uncle..."

The man raised his eyelids and finally took a look at him.

Out of guilty conscience, Du Yunting was the first to admit his mistake.Although he was actually a little wronged, after all, most of them like this kind of big-breasted sweetheart with well-developed chest.

What's more, there are several layers of clothes, and they haven't really touched each other at all, and it's not even an intimate act.

But Mr. Gu was unhappy, and Du Yunting was also flustered in his heart, quickly admitting his mistake, "...I was wrong."

He lowered his eyes, pitifully, the petals curled up.

Gu Li said, "Where did you go wrong?"

Du Yunting: "...Should I take my hand back immediately after touching it?"

"..."

Du Tongsou knew right away that he was definitely wrong.

Gu Li laughed back in anger, "Chen Yuanqing."

"Ok?"

"Uncle is wrong." Gu Li touched his face. The man's hands were calloused and not very delicate. Du Yunting trembled slightly when he touched it, as if it was painful or itchy.He raised his head halfway, and saw the faint little mole on the man's eyebrow swaying in front of his eyes, making his heart flustered, and even his soul almost wandered away with Mr. Gu's hand.

"Uncle shouldn't be so gentle." Gu Li paused, then explained lightly, "Our Yang Yang is a bad boy."

Yang Yang was the nickname given to Chen Yuanqing by his mother before he was kidnapped.

Bad boys have to be punished.

Gu Li has learned a lot of sowing courses on the Internet these days. Those experienced agronomy experts have told him that if you want to grow vegetables, you have to plow the ground and loosen the soil first. Only when the soil is fertile and the water is sufficient can you sow seeds in the ground .

Digging the soil is a technical job. He has to find the right position, turn it over and over again, slowly, and grind it a little bit. He doesn't bring any tools, and he can only rely on his own hands to do this kind of rough farm work.Fortunately, this land is not the kind of saline-alkali land that is extremely difficult to grow. After turning it a little bit, it is slightly moist, and water droplets even seep from the side near the ridge.It's just that Du Yunting has obviously never done this kind of work before. He is young and his skin is tender, and he can't stand it at all. His already thin waist is like a willow branch shaking in the wind, almost losing its strength.

Gu Li wiped his sweat for him, and sighed in a low voice: "Why are you so delicate."

Du Yunting looked like a sweaty man right now, unable to stand up.A piece of soil in the field has loosened, and the accumulated water in the canal is about to rush out. The idea of ​​releasing the water just now has become ten, and it is swaying near the critical value.

Gu Li tossed a little more, but he didn't know if he hit a rock in the ground or what, the water rushed out and completely washed away that low dam.

The water in the field flowed down like a waterfall, Gu Li narrowed his eyes slightly, and supported his little nephew to keep the water from flowing everywhere.

...Damn it.

Du Yunting said to 7777: [If you beat me to death in the future, I won't touch my sweetheart with big breasts again. 】

It's cool to touch for a while, and the crematorium afterwards!

7777:【…】

Du Yunting was still in shock, and sighed: [I never thought that Mr. Gu could have so many tricks...]

He can be regarded as the old driver in his heart. Although he has never practiced it, he has read a lot of agricultural research books.It was never mentioned in those books that digging the soil can turn out flowers!

Du Yunting had a deeper understanding of Mr. Gu in his heart.

Gu Li called someone to get him a new set of clothes.Du Yun stopped in the bathroom and finished changing before coming out. His legs couldn't close together, and his footsteps were flimsy, as if he was stepping on clouds.Zida had been watching and waiting for him, and when he saw someone approaching, his eyes lit up and he waved to him.

"Yuanqing!" he said, "Why did you change the set?"

How can Du Yunting go to work in the field?I had no choice but to support my waist, which was softened into noodles, and said, "There is something wrong with the water pipe in the bathroom."

Qi Da thought it was water sprayed on him, so he didn't ask any more questions, and stretched out his arms to pour Du Yun the wine.

Du Tongdou: "..."

Brother, I see you want me to do it again.

He didn't want to really turn into a sowing scene later, so he shook his head immediately, "I don't drink."

"The alcohol content is very low," Zida said with a smile, "Taste a little, it's sweet, you won't get drunk..."

Before the words finished, the wine glass was suddenly pushed back by a slender hand.Gu Li stood next to his little nephew, and said calmly: "If Second Young Master Qi wants to drink, he can drink a few more glasses by himself. ——Yang Yang can't drink alcohol."

Qi Da was stunned for a moment, he hadn't noticed it just now, but now he felt that he was a head shorter than a man's imposing manner, and he was incomparable to Gu Li who had never taken any responsibility.He smiled, seeing that Gu Li didn't like him very much, and he didn't want to make fun of himself. He raised his neck and drank the wine in the glass alone.

Du Yunting was led by Chen's mother around the tables.Chen's mother was obviously happy from the bottom of her heart today, holding up the wine glass again and again, her cheeks were slightly bright red when she drank.Several of her sisters hugged Du Yunting, and they were also beaming with joy, "You don't even know how long your parents have been looking for you..."

Chen Yuanqing was kidnapped.The Chen family has a big business, and Chen's mother has a career. Although she accidentally had a child, she couldn't take care of her all the time. Most of the time, she handed over her son to a nanny.

But things in the world are always weird. The nanny herself is an honest person, and she couldn't bear it when her husband later became addicted to gambling.After losing all his belongings, he put the idea on Chen Yuanqing's head, took the opportunity of going out to play, tied up the child, and turned around to ask the Chen family for money, and the mouth was tens of millions.

Afterwards, the incident became more and more troublesome, and the police in several places were frightened to conduct a large-scale search.The couple was scared out of their wits and didn't dare to take the child around anymore, so they found a random human trafficker and sold Chen Yuanqing, who was only two years old, for 8000 yuan.

This sale means that we have not seen each other in 20 years.

"Your mother has been suffering for so long," Chen's mother's sister Tao said, and she couldn't help wiping away a few tears. "Punish yourself every day, and Anwen has never slept once..."

Du Yunting's gaze fell on Mother Chen.He still remembered what he saw in the original world trajectory. In order to see her son, the mother could repeatedly bear with Xiao Pingnan, who opened her mouth wide, and even humiliated, just to hear some new news from her son's so-called boyfriend.

She bought a lot of things for Chen Yuanqing, new clothes, new watches, and newly launched electronic products of the season, but they were all put on Xiao Pingnan's body, not even half a thread was passed to Chen Yuanqing.

In Mother Chen's mind, it was all her fault.

Busy with his career, he forgot to take care of his children, causing his own son to wander outside for 20 years and suffer all kinds of hardships. Now he refuses to admit himself even though he has done a paternity test—this is all his fault.So she endured it forcefully, not wanting to blame Chen Yuanqing at all.

Du Yun stopped in his heart and sighed softly.

In turn, he held Mother Chen's hand and said, "Mom, drink less."

Chen's mother put down the goblet in her hand, and also held her son's hand.She held it tightly, as if using this strength to travel back to 20 years ago.

"Okay," she said, "no more."

The guests at the birthday banquet all brought congratulatory gifts, antique decorations, calligraphy and painting seals, ginseng medicinal wine, all in full.Mr. Chen didn't say anything until Du Yunting brought out his gift, which was a landscape painting he had drawn himself.

Mr. Chen smiled very heartily this time, and kept praising the painting, "Good, good!"

He told people, "Hang it on the wall of the study for me, I want to watch it every day!"

Du Yunting's painting skills are actually not superb. Although he has the spirituality of the original owner, he can't put it on the wall if he hasn't studied it systematically for a few days.It can be seen from this that the elders all over the world love others in the same way, as if they are blind, picking up everything from the younger generation at home as treasures.

After the guests left, the family gathered for a while.Chen's mother sat in the rattan chair in the corner, talking to her lost and found baby son.

"What do you think of the baby?" She asked softly, "Among the people who came, do you like it?"

Du Yun paused and said, yes, does your brother count?

Among the group of people I looked at, he was the most handsome, and he liked everything.

Chen's mother gathered her shawl and said thoughtfully, "Mom looks at it, it's all okay..."

To be honest, everyone at the table was in good condition.Not to mention the money in the family, they all look upright, their careers are thriving, and there are no shortcomings.At least Du Yunting felt that it was more than enough to match him.

But parents all over the world seem to think that their children are the freshest and most tender Chinese cabbage, and no pig is worthy of the bow.Chen's mother also seemed to have this idea, "It's almost worthy of you."

Du Yunting: "..."

Mom, then your standards are a bit high.

Chen's mother pondered for a while, looked at her son, and said tentatively: "I think you seem to like Qi Da very much——"

Du Yunting almost jumped up from his chair, and quickly waved his hands to clear the relationship.

"No, no, not at all."

Not even the slightest bit!

Mother Chen looked strange.So excited, it doesn't look like it doesn't exist.

"It's not bad if you really like it," she said, "I know the Qi family. Qi Da's mother and I have also played together since we were young, so we will definitely be able to take care of you when the time comes, and we can be regarded as a good match."

"..." Du Yunting said, "In this day and age, we should stop blindly believing in the right family?"

Mother Chen was suspicious: "Really?"

Du Yunting said firmly, "No."

"Then who are you looking at?" Mother Chen laughed, "It can't be your uncle, can it?"

"..."

Du Yun stopped silent.

I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you, it's my uncle.

He still went back to sleep with Gu Li that night, lying on the bed and flipping through picture books to learn color matching.Before I finished watching, I suddenly heard the bathroom door slam slightly, and Du Tongsu raised his head subconsciously, and his eyes couldn't move for a moment.

……what.

Ah ah ah ah ah!ah! !

There are thousands of groundhogs roaring past in my cowardly heart!

He sat up straight all of a sudden, his eyes following the man.Gu Li had just finished taking a shower. He didn't wear a nightgown, but only tied a bath towel around his waist. His lean upper body had smooth muscles, but it wasn't overly muscular. Dripping water, from the swaying forehead hair, the small mole on the eyebrow is looming.

In Du Yunting's eyes, this was no different from a piece of bread covered with icing sugar. He immediately sat upright and watched eagerly.

It was the first time seeing him.

Du Yunting looked dumbfounded, but the man was still sitting next to him. The aroma of the shower gel mixed with the hot air from the bathroom paved the surface, wrapped in the slightly hot temperature, and immediately caught Du Yunting in the net. inside.

【…】7777, 【What are you doing? 】

Only then did Du Yunting realize that he had spread his legs.

[28,] He sighed, [Mr. Gu is really pretty, what kind of treasure did I pick up? 】

7777: […]

Wasn't it you who was so frightened when you faced this big baby's baby before?

Du Yun stopped making a sound, his gaze fell directly on the man.

He was a little eager to move, and really wanted to touch it.

If you touch it a little... it shouldn't matter, right?

Du Yun stopped and sat a little closer.Gu Li clearly sensed his approach, but didn't react, just flipped through the hair dryer in the drawer.It wasn't until the young man couldn't bear it anymore that he pinched his little nephew's wrist.

"Want to touch?"

Xiao Baihua looked innocently, "What is Uncle talking about? I just want to blow dry Uncle's hair."

——By the way, I casually touched her hair while drying it, that's all.

Gu Li raised his eyebrows slightly, turned around and loosely picked up the bathrobe with his fingers, and put it on his body.

Du Yun stopped in a hurry, don't wear it!

He hasn't touched it yet!

Gu Li glanced at him with a half-smile.

"looks good?"

Xiao Baihua thought for a while, then nodded honestly.

Gu Li's smile deepened, but it didn't reach his eyes.

"Yangyang doesn't like this kind of thing?"

Du Yun stopped in a hurry, how could it be!

Gu Li: "Didn't Yang Yang like the pectoralis major of that kid from the Qi family?"

Du Tongdou: "..."

Look, he said that loosening the soil in the toilet is definitely not all.

At this moment, Mr. Gu still remembers it, so he is jealous of his big-breasted sweetheart.

He couldn't help but argue to himself: "Actually, I don't like it very much, but I haven't seen such a developed one..."

People are always fatally curious about things they see for the first time.

Gu Li laughed, meaning unclear.

"I really don't like it," the loyal Du Dongsu raised his hand, "I prefer uncle, it looks good, like a statue!"

Anyway, Mr. Gu, he blows rainbow farts without any scruples.

"If the sculpture is based on my uncle, it will definitely be placed in the Louvre!"

7777 toothache.

Returning to the Louvre, it seems that its host may not be out of his mind.

Gu Li seemed to be pleased by these words, and his expression eased a little, but his hands did not let go from the skirt of the bathrobe.Slowly, he went around with his fingers, fastened the belt on the bathrobe, and locked in the paradise that Du Shi had longed for just now.

The disappointment on Du Yunting's face could not be concealed.

So stingy?

The man said: "Look, Uncle, Yangyang prefers pectoralis major."

Pectoralis major, pectoralis major again, Du Yunting vowed that he would never look at the big-breasted sweetheart again, and would keep a safe distance of more than three kilometers from the big-breasted sweetheart.

The overly strong pectoralis major blocked his way to Mr. Gu.

Gu Li also reminded: "I didn't do leg exercises today."

Du Tongdou: "..."

Not only can't touch it, but you have to take off your pants and do leg exercises. Is there any reason?

After he resigned to his fate, Gu Li didn't take a break, and pulled his laptop over to continue working.Du Yunting watched the man process the documents, and subconsciously took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, feeling a little unhappy.

He sat down next to the man and discussed, "Uncle, can you stop smoking?"

Gu Li stretched out his hand to collect the smoke, put the cigarette butt out in the ashtray, and said, "It smells bad?"

"Not really," Du Yunting sat cross-legged, looking at him eagerly, "it's just bad for your health."

Gu Li laughed.

"Yangyang has started to take care of uncle?"

Du Yunting actually likes the smell of tobacco.This smell seems to have some kind of connection with Gu Li, so that when he smells it, he can instantly think of Mr. Gu who has taken root in his heart.

But sucking too much really made him a little scared.

Du Guisou leaned his head slowly, and pillowed it on the man's lap.

Gu Li couldn't concentrate on the documents anymore, he touched his little nephew's slender white neck, "Yangyang?"

Du Yunting stretched his arms, took a cigarette from the table, lit it up and tried to puff.He tried many times, but he was still unable to be as elegant and calm as Mr. Gu, lying down and choking on a cigarette.

Gu Li seemed to be stunned, his eyes darkened, and he took the cigarette.

"Is it uncomfortable?"

"Uncomfortable," Du Yunting put his hand around his waist and whispered, "That's why I don't like uncle smoking."

Gu Li didn't know what he was thinking, but after a long while, he suddenly smiled and said, "Yangyang, uncle is getting old."

Du Yunting didn't like hearing him say this very much, "So?"

Gu Li: "Today, that kid from the Qi family calls me uncle."

"...That's because my uncle is a senior."

Gu Li said: "I am eight years older than you."

This seems to be a thorn in my heart, and I can't spit it out.After hearing Qi Da open his mouth and call him like this today, the thorn got bigger again, making him uncomfortable.It was as if someone was blatantly reminding him that the little nephew was worthy of standing beside such a youthful and lively person.

How is it like him, although he is only eight years older, but he is full of lifelessness from head to toe.

Chen's mother always said that he didn't have the vigor of a young man at all, and he looked mature and stable.

Although Gu Li didn't say anything, he couldn't help but mind in his heart.

He looked down at his little nephew's eyes. Du Yunting's eyes were shining brightly, and there were small shadows cast by night lights inside, shaking like water ripples, "What does that matter?"

Gu Li's breathing was slightly suffocated.

"When I was seventy, my uncle was 78; when I was 78, my uncle was 86. Eight years, in a lifetime, is nothing at all."

Du Yun paused, then smiled again.

"Also, maybe I've liked Uncle for many years, much longer than the eight-year gap."

"—It's just that uncle didn't know it all the time."

Gu Li looked at him for a while, then suddenly smiled.He could tell from the expression on the young man's face at this moment that the little nephew was serious.

He threw the cigarette case into the trash can, and Du Yun lay on his lap, a little surprised.

"uncle?"

"Then stop smoking," Gu Li said, "in order to accompany us for a few more years."

He has to take care of his body.

Gu Li is a smoker, the out-and-out kind.His history of smoking began at the age of seventeen or eighteen, and has never stopped for more than ten years. Smoke seems to be the fastest way to escape pain.

This time, Gu Li made up his mind.

He didn't touch the cigarette again. When Chen's mother came to see them, she was surprised to find that the ashtrays on the table at home had been put away, and the cigarette case and lighter were gone.Gu Li was sitting on the sofa, occasionally touching his pocket subconsciously, and Du Yunting next to him would peel a toffee or stuff a mouthful of fruit for him.

Mother Chen asked in surprise, "Are you quitting smoking?"

Gu Li held the toffee in his mouth, his breath was not as cold as usual, "Yeah."

Mother Chen: "I told you that you haven't quit successfully for so many years! Can you hold it back?"

Du Yun sat beside him and couldn't help showing off: "Uncle hasn't touched a cigarette for a week."

Chen's mother glanced at her son in surprise, still a little unbelieving.

"How did it go so smoothly?"

Du Yun stopped thinking, because I sacrificed myself...

He recently invented a method that works very well.As long as Mr. Gu wants to smoke, he will lean up and kiss him, and he can completely divert the man's attention from the top without kissing twice.

Of course, this method also has great risks. For example, Du Yunting's one-acre three-point land has been turned back to the soil many times these days, and he feels that he is about to be turned into loose soil.

Especially yesterday, the man's hand was stuck in his field for almost a whole night.Du Yunting is still afraid when he thinks about it, he feels like meat on a chopping board, which has already been cut and ready to be cooked right away...

Little White Flower trembled.

Every time, he felt that he was only a little bit away from fully blooming, and he was so scared that he didn't dare to ride the wind and waves these few days. The well-behaved group, when they kissed, they all behaved well and didn't open their mouths, for fear that any point would be pressed. Stay pollinated.

7777: […]

Just such a little courage, where did the courage wave come from?

Du Yun stopped to think about it, [Maybe Liang Jingru gave it to me. 】

【…】

【Speaking of which, do you really not consider giving me credit? 】Du Yunting is pitiful, 【Just this time? 】

7777 still remembers the radish revenge last time, 【No. 】

It is an upright system, and Du Yunting must not be allowed to engage in discordant relationships.

Du Yunting sighed again.

【Oh, okay. 】

7777: [...? 】

Du Yunting said regretfully: [It seems that I can only find another way. 】

7777: […]

For some reason, it was not only not relieved, but even panicked.

In Du Tongsun's life motto, he never gave up on this statement.

The only exception was the confession with Mr. Gu, he gave up quickly every time.The system often thinks that if Du Tongshou can put half of the courage in the mission world into the real world, it will not be a problem to win seven Mr. Gu.

The wave is like a thousand horses running wild, the Yellow River is rolling, and the system can't stop it even if it tries its best. Du Yunting is also the first one in the history of the host, and the waves are fresh and refined.

For dinner, Du Yunting said that he would cook it himself. He stewed a pot of radish soup. The radish almost melted in it. The soup was white and thick.

7777 didn't want to see Carrot at all, so he went offline immediately.

When it went online again, Du Yunting had already finished his meal and was telling stories in his heart.The system listened for a while, and it was talking about a person eating noodles. There was a sausage and two round poached eggs lying on the surface.

7777: [um...]

Why do you feel something is wrong?

Before going to bed, Du Yunting casually opened a magazine. The magazine published a photo of a woodpecker looking for bugs from a tree trunk.Du Yun stared at the bird and sighed in his heart: 【Woodpecker is really not easy.The tree is so hard, it has to stuff its mouth into the trunk one by one, maybe the sap will flow out of it. 28. Have you ever seen tree sap?The milky, translucent kind? 】

7777 stopped talking.After a while, it couldn't help but said: 【What are you doing? 】

Du Yunting said innocently: [Sharing pictures with you. 】

But why do I feel something is wrong!

7777 wondered to himself.

Although it is true that he is looking at pictures and talking, and the content of what he said is also in line with reality, but there is something that makes him uncomfortable-why?

Is it really because Du Yunting's waves are too difficult to restrain, so that the lines between the lines are stained?

Du Yunting stretched out his hand to wipe the side of his face, looking very dazed, 【It's just a picture, why are you so excited? 】

The system also felt that it was a bit too much, [you continue. 】

Du Yun paused, and began to put the sleeve on the cup repeatedly.

Pull it out and stuff it back in.Pull it out, stuff it back, pull it out, stuff it back...

The system stared straight in the eyes, and hesitated to speak.

In the next few days, Du Yunting's behavior became more and more serious. If nothing happened, he would circle the fingers of one hand into a circle, put the other hand in, take it out, put it in, take it out...

7777's patience slowly reached its limit.One day, when Du Yunting recited "Close, Slowly, Wipe and Pick" with it, it finally ushered in a big explosion. The system that has always warned itself to remember love and morality is almost screaming madly at this moment, [ ah!Ah ah ah ah ah! 】

It really wants to pinch the host's neck and take the host to jump into the river together!

After all, 7777 was defeated by the endless imagination of human beings.It is obviously a normal thing in this world, but coupled with Du Yunting's meaningful expression, it seems to have a sense of disharmony - after several times of nurturing, it can't wait to use Marx to brainwash and purify itself. Look at the database.

The system is almost crying.

【I'll give it to you, can I give it to you?Just remember to return the points after you complete the task. 】

Du Yun stopped smiling, 【I wish it was so simple earlier, 28. 】

7777: […]

It reluctantly took out the thing, a small can, packed in an antique round box, with a faint fragrance, it seems that even the legs are weak after smelling it too much.

【Harmony ointment,】7777 explained, 【Just apply a fingernail size is enough. 】

Du Yunting was overjoyed, this is a good thing.He put the small box in his pocket in case of emergency, rolled his eyes, and stretched out his hand again.

7777: [... What else are you doing? 】

[How can that box be enough? 】Du Guishou was confident and confident, 【At least give me a fight, right? 】

The system is unbelievable.

【That box is enough for you for two months, are you going to get a lifetime credit from me? 】

Du Yunting answered simply, [Yes. 】

7777: […]

【give or not? 】Du Yunting lives like a bully, 【If you don't give it to me, you will chop carrots. 】

The system wailed and gave Du Yunting all the dozen in its inventory on credit, like a poor little boy being robbed by a bully.

Help, it really wants to go home!

It misses the Lord God, it misses its mother...

The author has something to say: 7777: Du Yunting not only gets credit, but also credits a dozen!

Du Yunting is a bully! ! !

Du Counsel: I have the things, I have the world, hehehe.