Counseling [Quick Transmigration]

The man raised his eyes and gave him a half-smile.Du Yunting's heart was pounding, so he could only bury his head in admiration for those pieces of paper, "...I want to buy some after reading it."

Chen's mother looked at him inexplicably, touched him with her hand, and turned her head to look at her son.

No matter how you look at it, it's just ordinary paper...

She doesn't care about the paper, she only cares about what her son thinks of the people on the paper, and it's better to have some ideas.

"How about it?"

"..."

Unable to handle it, Du Yunting had no choice but to say dryly, "It's okay."

Chen's mother expected him to say that he was ugly, "Which one do you like best? Mom will arrange it for you."

Mr. Gu's eyes moved over together, watching lightly.Du Yunting hasn't figured out Gu Li's temper yet, but seeing the man's calm expression now, it's as if someone picked up his ears like rabbit ears, fidgeting.

"I don't feel anything at all." He pretended not to care, threw the information back on the table, and stretched out his hand to hook Chen's mother's arm, "Mom... leave this kind of problem to me, right?"

The voice fell on Chen's mother, but his eyes were on Gu Li.Gu Li stretched out his hand to hold the teacup, and knocked it on the table with a loud clang.

Du Yun stopped and followed suit.

"Of course it's up to you to make the decision," Mother Chen said, "but how many people do you usually meet? The few people my mother knows are all in good condition. No, it’s okay to make friends with people.”

"..."

Mom, you want me to die.

Du Yunting hastily interrupted her, "I don't need to make friends."

I wholeheartedly treat Mr. Gu, really.

Mother Chen's gaze obviously disapproved, but in the end she didn't say anything and looked away.Taking advantage of this moment, Du Yunting softly asked Gu Li: "Shall I make another cup of tea for uncle?"

He stood there, staring.Gu Li met his gaze and nodded slightly.

Du Yunting was relieved, and hurried to the kitchen to make tea.Just after pouring out the boiled water, there was a slam of the kitchen door. Someone pushed the door open and walked in casually.

Gu Li is a mature man, so he naturally wouldn't open his mouth to question like a little boy. He just rolled up his cuffs and asked casually while pouring water for his little nephew: "Do you like that figure?"

"..." To be honest, Du Yunting can appreciate the pectoralis major, but he is not stupid.

He turned a corner, "I never look at my figure."

Gu Li raised his eyebrows.

"Really," Du Tongsou confessed his heart, "I'm not superficial, I've always looked at people's inner being."

Gu Li: "Then tell me, what's inside uncle."

Du Tongdou: "..."

Fuck, isn't this exam question coming a bit suddenly?

If he doesn't answer this question, he will definitely suffer.Du Yunting's little intuition was now working crazily, his hairs stood on end, and he racked his brains to make up an answer, "Uncle... Uncle is a good man."

Throw out a good person card to lay the foundation, and the rest of the words will be much smoother, boasting in one breath, "Serious and responsible, dedicated to work, persistent, clean and self-disciplined, good at work, long legs, and a dog waist ..."

Gu Li had a half-smile, "Is it a good job?"

After Wan Duzi, I'm used to thinking this way in my heart, so it's easy to say.Du Yunting was dripping with cold sweat, and hurriedly pulled back the last few words, "It's the prime of life, the prime of life."

7777 said in his heart that he believed in you to be a ghost.

It's not a fool, who can mishear these two words?

Gu Li was also silent for a while, reaching out to touch his face.Du Yunting put his cheek on his palm, and rubbed it over like a cat, his back heaved, as if he had been touched, and he was intoxicated, when Chen's mother's voice came faintly from outside, she raised her voice and asked them: "Do you want to eat anything?" ?”

Du Yunting hastily raised his head.Before he could raise his neck, the man pressed him on his body again. Du Yun stopped on his shirt, and all he could smell was something special, Mr. Gu's.

He couldn't hold back, and quietly took a big breath.

Mother Chen: "Then don't occupy the kitchen, I'll cook!"

Gu Li let go of his hand.Du Yunting slowly raised his head, feeling a little regretful.

……Ugh.

He originally thought that Mr. Gu could hold him for a while longer.

7777 can't stand it anymore, what's the point of putting on such an appearance of begging for hugs and kisses?After hugging and kissing, you don't have the guts to do anything else.

very angry.

Super angry!

Du Yunding, this young chicken, is really lustful and has no guts, and his heart is flying like a car, if he is really going to sit in the driver's seat, he will become a coward who is at a loss and hides back.After lying in the quilt at night, Du Yunting whispered to 7777 to discuss, [Give me something. 】

7777 was dry, [What? 】

【It's useful,】 Du Tongsun buried his face in the pillow, and said shyly, 【It's for our pollination. 】

He gestured and poked his finger, [Understood? 】

【…】

Understand what a ghost!Do you want a bee?

7777 mourns for his own understanding.It was placed before, and it must not understand the meaning of the word pollination.

But now it has been with this host for a while, and it is no longer what it used to be. It quickly mastered the vocabulary that came out of Du Yunting's mouth...

The system flatly refused, [No. 】

Hell, why isn't the word pollination part of the block?

[Why not? 】Du Yun stopped and said, 【This is a necessity. 】

7777 doesn't understand, what kind of necessity is this!

[Isn't this going to happen? 】Du counseled and said,【For example, a bottle is too big for the cap, but you have to poke it in?Or a person with a big head and a small hat...]

7777 really wanted to kill himself, it was better than listening to the host's turbulent stream of consciousness here.

Du Yunting: [You can look for it in the exchange, I can exchange points. 】

【...You haven't completed the task yet, so you don't have any points. 】

Du Yunting didn't even blink his eyes, 【Then credit. 】

7777's voice became louder, [Credit again? 】

You think I'm a bank, and you still plan to apply for small loans from me one by one?

This time it strengthened its belief, [No credit!As a host, you must adhere to the principle of self-reliance and hard work, and if you say no credit, no credit! 】

[…] Du Counsou blinked slowly, thoughtfully, [That is to say, do you really have this kind of thing? 】

【…】

The 7777 that fell into the pit went offline.

Du Yunting had a clue in his mind.

As long as there is, he will always find a way to get 28 to take it out.

After Xiao's father and Xiao's mother went back, they did not stay idle.They rummaged through Xiao Pingnan's things, and found a lot of so-called brand-name goods. The watches weighed more than a dozen yuan, and they were all packed into a cardboard box by Xiao's mother, holding them carefully, like holding a golden mountain.They wanted this watch to be useless, and after discussing it, they decided to sell it in a specialty store.

So much money can't be left there in vain.

Xiao's mother inquired about the brand of the watch, and together with Xiao's father bit the bullet and closed the door.After entering the door, he put those watches in front of the clerk and ordered: "Return them all to me."

The clerk didn't move, but still smiled, "Please show me the receipt you bought at that time."

Where are they going to get the bills?So he stared, revealing the aura of scolding people in the village, "I bought it in your store, do you still want to admit it? Is there any reason for such an expensive thing?"

She brought out the usual words, "You are bullying the elderly!"

This statement is not harmful in other places, and it often attracts the surrounding people to gather around, so that they can take the opportunity to make trouble again.But this is not a place she usually goes to. After the customers come in, the clerk has pulled the interception line to ensure that only a few customers are served during this period.So at this moment, there were no customers in the store except them, and naturally no one was watching the show.

Seeing that no one was paying attention, Xiao's mother gradually stopped howling, her face was swollen purple.The clerk brought all their watches over, looked carefully at the light, laughed, and looked at them with a different look, "You made a mistake, right? These are not from our store, they are all fake watches .”

Mother Xiao obviously didn't believe it, how could this be a fake watch? "This watch is still running!"

"It's definitely going on," the clerk showed her the sign on it. "Look, the signs on it are all wrongly printed. ——This is not produced by us."

Mother Xiao stared, "Then tell me, how much is it worth?"

The clerk smiled instead. "This is a fake. If you sell it in a second-hand market, you might be able to sell it for 30 or [-] yuan."

twenty thirty...

Xiao's mother's eyes suddenly went dark, and she was unwilling to make trouble again, but the clerk's patience had reached the limit. Seeing that the two were obviously looking for trouble, she called the security guard.The old couple were thrown out together, the bags in their hands were still heavy, it didn't look like they were carrying a mountain of gold now, they were just piles of scrap iron.

Father Xiao had a sullen face, he took out his cigarette and lit it, feeling that his decades-old face had been completely humiliated, "What shameful things are you doing! Look at you, how have you taught children?"

The old lady was naturally unwilling, and scolded at the top of her voice: "Xiao Jianqiang, you are heartless, shameless, isn't that your son? I made that up myself?"

"Stop yelling," Father Xiao reprimanded, "Shut up!"

Xiao's mother scolded even more fiercely, uttering all kinds of vulgar words over and over again, causing other shop assistants in the mall to probe their brains.After a while, a shopping mall security guard trotted over, "Master, let's change to another place. Smoking and quarreling are not allowed here..."

People nearby also pointed.

"No quality, smoking in public places."

"Who is this? If you want to quarrel at home, what are you doing here?"

"..."

When he was feeling ashamed, Father Xiao saw a familiar person approaching.Du Yunting pushed aside the crowd and raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw them, "Hey, are you two really planning to return the fakes as real ones?"

After saying this, the eyes of the people around became more and more unkind.Father Xiao trembled, and just about to say something, the clerk from the brand store that turned them away just now trotted over and stopped to open the door for Du Yun respectfully, "Mr. Du, this way please. You were here before us The watch ordered by the store has been completed, do you want to drink tea, sit down and wait?"

Du Yunting calmly moved out of the mountain of wealth at this moment, and dealt the old man and lady the final blow.

"No need," he said with a hated local tyrant's air, and the tone made people want to beat him up. "Things worth hundreds of thousands are worthless. Just give me a bag to carry it, here," he pointed Mother Xiao, "Like the one in her hand."

"..."

Xiao's father and Xiao's mother were really going to be pissed off this time.

The author has something to say: After that, Du Zhidou, who made up his mind to pay on credit, recited poems "Picking Chrysanthemums Under the Eastern Fence", and sang "Let's Swing the Oars". I have to fiddle with the water to make a splashing sound, and even practicing opening my voice is "ah, ah, ah~~~!"

7777: ...

It sincerely asked, is it a foul to kill the host?