Counseling [Quick Transmigration]

There was no light in the bedroom, and the curtains were drawn tightly.Darkness floated in every corner of the room, as if speaking loudly was a sin.

Du Yunting turned his back to him, most of the thin pajamas were lifted up now, his back was white and thin, and there was an indescribable aroma, like milk.The person in front of me repeatedly murmured that he wanted to scratch his back, but he stretched out his hand but couldn't reach it, and could only move around his shoulders. Finally, he had to withdraw his hand and shouted again, "Uncle... .”

Gu Li was brought back to his senses by this sentence.

He put his hand up and scratched lightly.For Gu Li, who has no relatives, this scene is a bit strange, even absurd, he hardly knows what is going on in his mind, it seems to be a total chaos.

Gu Li had a thin callus on his hand, and when he scratched it, the back of the person in front of him trembled slightly. The butterfly bones seemed to be able to break through the thin skin, and wings protruded from it.

Du Yunting trembled from being touched by him, and buried his face in the quilt.

The man said, "It hurts?"

He saw that the skin of the person in front of him was quite thin, and there were thin red marks after scratching it a little.Du Tonggui shook his head, his voice trembling, and whispered, "It's comfortable."

Gu Li's hand froze there.

"Uncle's hands are so big," Du Yunting turned around, and put his hand close to the man's, it was a whole circle smaller, and the warm breath and the aroma of milk rushed over, as if it was sweet, " I also want such hands..."

Gu Li didn't answer him.Du Yunting only felt that the quilt over there was not moving. After a long while, he heard the man say in a low voice, "Go to sleep."

Du Tongsou was quite sorry.

Is this over?

He expended so much effort, why didn't he say anything?

The capital of a big business has to be exposed to the sun to show sincerity!

Gu Li's hand reached out and patted on his quilt, his voice tensed.

"Stop talking!"

Du Yunting: "..."

Let's do it.

He accepts it as soon as it is good, smashes it and sleeps with his mouth.The man beside him got up in the middle of the night, and came back after a long time.

After lying down again, Gu Li slept until dawn after a long absence.

This is different from before. Gu Li has used many methods, including sleeping pills, but they have not been able to get a peaceful sleep.His vigilance seems to be innate, and even when he is asleep, he can't completely relax his mind.

The little nephew seems to be an exception.

Gu Li couldn't tell the reason for this exception, but he had to admit that such an exception was not offensive.

The city wakes up early in the morning.

People at the train station have been clamoring since the morning. A slow train came into the station. When the door was opened, the smell of instant noodles that hadn’t been cleaned up yesterday was mixed with the smell of cigarettes. The person who got out of the car had to step on the snakeskin bag to turn down, stepping a little harder, and was glared at by the person who was holding a toothbrush to brush his teeth.

Xiao's father and Xiao's mother are also turned outwards.Xiao's mother stepped on it as a matter of course, and accidentally touched the garbage port of the car with her hand, and rubbed it on the snakeskin bag next to it, and wiped off the soup of the instant noodle.

"Have you found the address?"

"I found it, I found it." Father Xiao rummaged through his pocket and took out a crumpled note, which was written to him by the fellow, "Here-"

"Hey, grandpa and aunt, here!"

Someone was waving at them not far away, Xiao's father narrowed his eyes, and saw a fellow trotting over, "I just bought a warehouse and haul goods, why don't I take my uncle and aunt for a while?"

Xiao's father hurriedly agreed, and he had a clear calculation in his heart, so he could save a few dollars.

"My son lives here?"

"It's near here," the fellow said while driving, "It's a good place, and the house price is really high, tens of thousands of yuan a flat!"

So the old man and the old lady leaned over the window to look at the building, with expressions as if they were looking at Jinshan.

Of course Xiao Pingnan didn't buy this house, he rented it.Most of the people who study PUA set up tall, rich and handsome people. The teacher who teaches the course specially rents a house for this person to live in today and that person tomorrow. Whoever needs to take someone to bed can bring them here and give them Steady image.

Of course, it's not free either.There are pinhole cameras installed everywhere in the house, and they will be sold as homework later.

These two days it was Xiao Pingnan's turn.Because of the watch incident last time, Xiao Pingnan was still a little unhappy, and didn't want to contact Chen Yuanqing in such a hurry.There is no shortage of people around him. After all, he is not bad looking, and he is dressed like a dog. Within two days, he coaxed another boy with a circle of friends full of yacht red wine. Every morning, I was talking with my arms around someone in the room, full of affection.

The little boy shyly said, "Brother Xiao, your home decoration is really tasteful."

Xiao Pingnan smiled and said, "My mother graduated from the Department of Architecture, and has some research on interior design. My father is different. Although he graduated from the Department of Law, he started to do business later."

The little boy was even more tempted, "It's good to be in business! How can you live so happily without doing business..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard someone knock on the door outside.The old man and the old lady raised their voices and shouted: "Second boy, second boy!"

"You don't want your parents anymore, do you? You are heartless, who gave birth to you and raised you? Who brought you up? It's good now, you are promising, and you don't care about your parents!"

"How did I give birth to such a heartless person like you!"

The old lady in the village scolded her son unambiguously, spat out a few obscenities, and the little boy beside him widened his eyes in surprise.

"Brother Xiao, what are you doing outside?"

Is it a debt collector?

Xiao Pingnan's face turned blue and pale, and when he heard his parents scolding by name outside, he simply raised his voice and shouted: "You are looking for the wrong one!"

Xiao's father and Xiao's mother stared, hey, we made a mistake!

They were all powerful masters when they were young, and they didn't give up when they were old. They sat down on the ground and immediately started crying at the top of their throats.Crying that his son is not filial, crying that he is old and incompetent, the shoes are taken off and slapped on the ground. After a while, the security guards of the property are attracted.Xiao Pingnan deeply felt that he had said the wrong thing, knowing his parents' skills, he was afraid of disturbing more people, so he hurriedly left the people around him and came to open the door.The little boy was hiding behind him, but the mark on his neck couldn't be hidden. Xiao's mother took a look, but didn't take it seriously, and rushed in directly.

"Your house, your mother is not allowed to come in!"

"..." Xiao Pingnan's head hurt.

The little boy also understood now, and his eyes immediately widened.

He pointed to the old lady and asked, "Is this the interior designer you mentioned?"

Pointing at the old man again, "Graduated from the law department, do you want to start a business?"

What do you look like?

The old lady walked around the room looking for rich things, and the old man sat cross-legged on a chair and smoked a cigarette.Xiao Pingnan hurriedly explained: "No, these are poor relatives from the countryside..."

"Xiao Pingnan!" The boy who was brought back was also angry, "You think I'm blind and deaf, don't you? ——What did she call you just now, do you think I didn't hear you?"

He is not a vegetarian either, so he took a sip on the ground, "What! If you have no money, you still pretend to have money to deceive people. You are not a fucking thing-forget it, just treat it as if I called a duck !"

100 yuan fell lightly on the ground, which was dropped by the boy before he left. Xiao Pingnan's eyes were bloodshot.He turned around abruptly, his face turned ferocious, "What are you doing here!"

For such a long time, he has always pretended to be tall, rich and handsome. After pretending for so long, even he has to forget that he is actually just a poor boy with mud legs from the countryside.Now being torn apart in front of people, he felt his face was burning hotly, his heart was burning with anger, and his face was flushed red.

"I told you not to let you come, why are you still here?!"

Xiao's father and Xiao's mother still said that.

"We have to help you watch your money, don't be coaxed away by those goblins."

"you......"

Xiao Pingnan didn't know how to explain to them that he actually had no money at all, and all the so-called money was cheated.

The hundreds of thousands of watches are counterfeit goods, the houses are rented in turn, and the pictures in the circle of friends are actually taken by the teacher leading them to the 4S shop every month-but the old man and the old lady made it clear that they didn’t believe it, and decided that he had They didn't spend money on them, so they sat in the house and didn't intend to leave at all.

Xiao Pingnan had no choice but to find a way to book tickets for them first.

He didn't notice the online post.

After all, the same-sex group is a minority, not the mainstream of society.The boy was still angry after returning home, deeply felt that he had been deceived, so he posted the post on the special section of the anonymous forum on the same day, and the name was "The strange flower I met when I was YP".

Just this topic, dating, is enough to attract the attention of many people.

Not to mention looking at the content again, well, a poor guy posted diamonds to himself and was slapped in the face on the spot.This episode is irritating to watch.Soon, there were many young boys clamoring for the host to post the information of this scumbag, so as to protect them from lightning, and then take a detour when they are having fun.

The landlord is also unequivocal, and really posted the information.Xiao Pingnan's name, phone number, bars he frequented... were all clearly listed. That night, Du Yunting, who liked to browse the forum, took a good look at it.

Du Ershao rubbed his chin, and decided to take this opportunity to give Xiao Pingnan another boost in his PUA career.

As a contribution to a harmonious society.

How can we ensure that Xiao Pingnan's two ounces of meat are the same as if they didn't?

Du Yunting replied in a serious manner.

[It's like this, he has a male disease, which is contagious. 】

Yes, that's right, it's true.

7777: […? ? ? 】

What kind of a show is this.

You're not breaking someone's love, you're clearly trying to kill him!

The author has something to say: Du Counsel: He is sick, I testify!

Slag Gong: ???????! ! ! ! ! ! ! !