Fake tricks with the tyrant boss

It was already noon when Lin Jinyan woke up, turned over and got his mobile phone, saw the video posted in the group, and didn't think there was anything wrong, so he sent a message: "Did the cake taste good last night?"

The six-layer ice cream cake is made by a famous pastry chef, and it is finished at zero o'clock, without being refrigerated in the freezer, and delivered directly to the field. A bite is worth thousands.He hadn't even tasted it.

The group was quiet for several seconds, and finally Tu Fen kindly broke the silence: "Yanyan, you went too far this time."

His tone was a bit serious, Lin Jinyan asked a question mark blankly, but somewhat guilty, he explained: "I'm just too sleepy, who made Gu Xu insist on pinching the zero, in fact, we can do it today, right?"

other people:"……"

Lin Jinyan: "..."

Regarding certain aspects, Yuyou couldn't hold back the most, and rushed out: "Do you know how everyone spread it?"

Lin Jinyan felt that it was not a good thing, but he still asked, "How did you pass it on?"

"It is said that Gu Xu is the faint emperor who plays with the princes, and you are the male demon concubine who will bring disaster to the country and the people."

Lin Jinyan's forehead twitched, and he said angrily, "Who the hell said that?"

"A lot of people say that."

"Seeing one and one, let them have the guts to come and say it in front of the young master!"

Lin Jinyan was really angry, and Tu Fen realized it was wrong: "No one said it, Youli is talking nonsense."

"Take me for a fool?"

Tu points: "No one really said it. Even if everyone thinks so in their hearts, do you think they dare to say it casually? Even if they say it, they won't be so straightforward."

Lin Jinyan: "..."

The You Lu joke was over, and he came back to smooth things over: "Hahaha, actually, I was just curious if you guys fought for [-] rounds when you went back last night."

However, his situation did not go well, and Lin Jinyan completely disappeared.

Even though it was his birthday, Lin Jinyan was not in a good mood. Even though the house was filled with all kinds of expensive birthday presents, he didn't feel happy after unpacking them for a while, and even became more irritable.

Why are the bags so tight?I don't know if it is difficult to dismantle it?

Where did Zhu Tou Gu go? How could there be so many jobs?

Lin Jinyan asked his aunt to help move the gifts of insignificant people to one side, and only focused on unpacking the gifts from his family and Mo Baiqing.

The Gu family is also divided into distant and distant relatives. I haven’t seen a few of them who are close, but there are quite a few who are far away. There are those who give cars, houses, and even cards.

Because the situation of Gu's family is different, Lin Jinyan put away all these gifts and left them to Gu Xu to deal with.

Traveling and painting points, one gave sex toys, and the other gave a complete set of painting tools, even an easel.Youli also wrote a card in the gift: "Congratulations, Lin Shao, to bid farewell to Tongziji and leave the order."

Lin Jinyan: "..."

Jiang Keke gave a pair of custom-made couple necklaces with the imprint of a certain big-name jewelry, which probably cost a lot of money.

Mo Baiqing gave him a game cassette, it was a stand-alone game, Lin Jinyan tried it out.

The painting style is very warm, the opening chapter is a child, as the child enters the game, walks through every place, and solves puzzles, you can see the story of him and his friends.Every time he passes a level, he grows up a little bit, the story becomes more and more exciting, and there are more characters.And there are small easter eggs in each level, which turned out to be the scene of his birthday every year since he met Mo Baiqing. Stick figures are printed on the wall in the game, and the little bean buns surrounded are round and cute.Unlocking easter eggs can accumulate more happiness points, make him more powerful, and get clues to the next easter egg.

At the end of the game, until the nineteenth level, Lin Jinyan groped for a long time before unlocking the easter egg.

This time it turned out to be my birthday last night.In every birthday party before, he and Mo Baiqing were next to each other, but on this birthday, Lin Jinyan and another tall figure got closer and became more intimate. They were talking, laughing uncontrollably, and exchanging Feeding each other Coke, hugging and dancing by the floor-to-ceiling windows, leaving the guests in the clubhouse before midnight and leaving hand in hand. The atmosphere between them is so good that there is no way to get a third person in.

This time, Mo Baiqing, who was finally no longer one of the protagonists, appeared at the end, and was forced to help him best cut up this huge cake with thousands of bites.

The puzzle game ended like this, and Lin Jinyan got 1314 happiness points.

Lin Jinyan suspects that this happiness value is basically set. No matter how he passes the test, whether he finds the easter egg or not, he will definitely get this value in the end.

This is followed by the closing subtitles.

Game conception, art supervision, music supervision, code writing, bug checking, trial play...all are done by Mo Baiqing alone.

There is another paragraph.

"Happy birthday, my dear young master."

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Lin Jinyan couldn't find Gu Xu among the piles of presents, because after playing the game for a while, it was already late, and he was a little hungry, so he asked his aunt to make it ahead of time, and sent Gu Xu a text message: "You come back tonight I'm hungry."

Gu Xu quickly replied to him: "I have something to do tonight, baby."

Lin Jinyan was a little angry, threw away his phone and ignored him.

He was really bored, after eating, he took out his painting tools and set them up, painted a pig's head casually, wrote Gu Xu's name on the side, and went out for a walk to digest his food.

When he came back from his walk, after seven o'clock, Bai Shu sent him a text message: "Young Master Lin, Mr. Gu is drunk, you must come and pick him up."

Lin Jinyan was so angry that his head was smoldering for a while, so it’s fine if he didn’t come back today, and he dared to drink outside, he snapped back: “You let him die drunk outside, just find a corner and throw it away, don’t worry about it. he."

After a while, Lin Jin said: "Where is it!" The exclamation mark indicated that the person who sent the message was on the verge of explosion.

Lin Jinyan drove the car and turned on the navigation to find the address sent by Baishu.

After finally finding this newly opened restaurant on the side of the road, Lin Jinyan rushed in angrily, but when he opened the door and saw the familiar scene and familiar people, he was stunned.

He seemed to be back in London, England in a daze, in that theme restaurant, but this time it was not Doraemon who played the piano, but someone who said he was drunk and asked him to collect the body.

There are still overwhelming roses, candlelight dinners, and Uncle Gu.

This time the music was finally not the Sixth Symphony, but the Serenade.

After playing, Gu Xu smiled and said, "Does it sound good baby?"

Lin Jinyan ruined the atmosphere with one sentence: "Are you a sixth grade piano?"

Gu Xu laughed dumbfounded: "Save some face for uncle."

He got up and walked to sit down opposite Lin Jinyan: "Shall I cut a steak for you today?"

"Cut, lie to me."

Gu Xu resigned to his fate and cut the steak for him: "Can I still eat it?"

Before Lin Jinyan could answer, he heard him say again: "Tonight's dinner is made by my uncle, if you can't eat it, please give me some face."

Lin Jinyan: "Oh, you also arranged the restaurant yourself?"

Gu Xu paused, carefully considered Lin Jinyan's tone, and decided to deny it: "No, I arranged it myself, but it didn't look good, so I let professionals do it. I have more time here." The implication That is, I know that the baby did not get it right last time because there was not enough time.

Lin Jinyan snorted, obviously not believing him, but the corners of his lips curled up.

Accompanied by a smoother and more intoxicating serenade, the two finished their steak quietly.

Lin Jinyan wiped his mouth with a napkin, and then Gu Xu finally said, "Baby, I have prepared a gift for you."

His tone was very solemn, and there was an affectionate smile in his eyes. Looking at Lin Jinyan, Lin Jinyan's heart skipped a beat, thinking that he proposed marriage this time.

Last time Gu Xu confessed that he couldn't refuse, and this time he probably couldn't refuse the marriage proposal either.But last time Gu Xu didn't do that, he just didn't know this time...

"But before I show you Uncle's gift, let's show you Grandpa and Mom and Dad's."

Lin Jinyan: "..."

As he spoke, Gu Xu took out three documents from the side.

"Grandpa gave you a courtyard house," Gu Xu handed all the documents to Lin Jinyan, "The courtyard house is located in a very good location, five south and five north, it is a duplex, it has been idle, and later the old man renovated it, Next time I have a chance, uncle will take you to have a look. What Mom gave is [-]% of the shares of the Gu Family Foundation, and Dad is the latest limited-edition sports car of the brand you like. "

The most valuable gift here is actually the foundation shares that You Yue gave.Rich people like to donate money to their own charitable foundations, in fact, to avoid taxes and benefit their children.Lin Jinyan was a little surprised that You Yue would choose to give such a gift with long-term huge benefits.

But he didn't care much about these, he looked at Gu Xu: "What about yours?"

He looked down at the file and saw it.

A global chain of themed restaurants, with a total of 28 restaurants scattered all over the world.

Lin Jinyan: "You opened all these restaurants, as well as the one in the UK?" So when he went to the UK, he not only accompanied him, but also kept busy wherever he went. It really didn't waste any time.

Gu Xu smiled and said, "I didn't open it, baby, this restaurant belongs to you, and it has always been opened for you."

Lin Jinyan was speechless, and after a while he said, "It's too precious."

"It's not expensive." Gu Xu said without changing his expression, "This is my uncle's dowry."

Lin Jinyan: "..."

He thought for a while: "I can accept others, but the foundation's, let's forget it..."

Gu Xu had no choice but to tell the truth: "Actually, it wasn't given to you by mom, it was deducted from my share, half of you and half of me. If you don't accept it, then uncle will have to treat you as if you are sleeping and won't be responsible. What a scumbag."

Lin Jinyan: "..."

Gu Xu didn't force him either: "You can think about it slowly, all these are left to you, and the decision is all in your hands."

But Lin Jinyan still felt the pressure. Gu Xu said that the initiative was given to him, but in fact, every time, the real control was in his hands, but Lin Jinyan couldn't get angry at all.

Who would be mad at someone who throws money in the face hard.

This birthday has been a bit heavy, literally heavy.

But Lin Jinyan is a big-hearted person, so he put all these things behind in a flash, anyway, Gu Xu didn't ask him to give an answer right away, he was really like a scumbag who took money and didn't do anything, just be happy.

Gu Xu also didn't want him to feel pressured, he just couldn't think of how to treat him well, after going through so many tricks, he finally returned to the most simple and essential way of throwing money at people.

After Gu Xu delivered the gift, he changed the subject: "Would you like to play a song with your uncle?"

Lin Jinyan immediately became excited again about four-handed playing: "What?"

"Just the serenade just now, it's very suitable."

"it is good."

Both of them have slender and strong fingers, the kind that make people feel pleasing when playing the piano.The level of the two is actually about the same, but the same level just happens to be able to cooperate seamlessly.

After playing, Lin Jin said that he hated himself: "Playing cotton sounds better than this."

Gu Xu: "It sounds better than playing cotton."

Lin Jinyan looked at him, and curled up the corners of his mouth, probably because the lover's filter was thicker, Lin Jinyan felt that Uncle Gu seemed particularly mature and attractive tonight.

He raised his head and kissed Gu Xu's lips. Seeing that he didn't respond, he looked at him, then leaned over to lick and bite, like a kitten constantly testing the edge of indescribability.

Gu Xu let him play tricks enough, leaned over, and planned to kiss him deeply, but Lin Jinyan smiled slyly and avoided him, and even raised his hand to cover his mouth.

With a deep smile like tiny stars in Gu Xu's eyes, he kissed his palm, just like that time on the way to the airport, he kissed his hand.

Back then, Lin Jinyan wasn't angry because of his sudden kiss, but he already had a crush on him.

Even if he was angry, Gululu came out like Coke poured into a cup, and in the blink of an eye, it dissipated into a small cup of sweet syrup.

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Lin Jinyan returned to England at the end of June. Li Changlu held an exhibition and asked Lin Jinyan to send a painting there.

This time, every apprentice has a share, and the teacher does not favor anyone.

During the two days when the art exhibition was held, Lin Jinyan and his colleagues who had been together for several months also got together. They didn’t communicate much during the class, but they had a good chat at this gathering, but when they came out, there was too much time. In the evening, Lin Jinyan was robbed unexpectedly.

They were all tall white men. Although there were only two of them, they still held knives in their hands, which made people run around in fright.

Lin Jinyan didn't panic, he stood in front of his classmates, ignored their shouts telling him to run, and when a white man rushed towards him, he lifted his foot and flew on his knife-holding hand.

At this time, it is impossible to run, there are only two people, there is no need to be afraid.

The knife in the criminal's hand flew out, and he cried out in pain with his arms folded. Another person rushed up again and was kicked away by Lin Jinyan again.

But this one is a bit more difficult due to the tonnage. Lin Jinyan was hit without paying attention. When he caught a glimpse of this man's eyebrows and the beard leaking from the mask, he always felt a little familiar.

He is a painter, especially good at figures, and has his own skills in recognizing people, just like when he met Gu Xu in Shenzhen City last year, he actually remembered him at the first sight, even though he was drinking at that time.

Lin Jinyan was pushed against a wall by him, and he heard him squeeze out viciously: "Damn gay, I finally got the chance to beat you to death." His eyes were full of venom that sent chills down the spine with disgust.

This fat white man is so vengeful.

Lin Jinyan twitched the corner of his mouth, unruly and somewhat evil: "Did you know that homophobia is a closet, and dead homosexuality is also given to you."

Taking advantage of the moment when the man's pupils dilated, he suddenly kicked up.

The fat white man was obviously slow to react, and his movements were not flexible enough. After being kicked hard, he fell to the ground, clutching his chest in pain.

At the same time, the other three companions also struggled to hold down the fat white friend.

The police came a little slowly, but the situation was not bad. They adjusted the surveillance and let Lin Jinyan and the others leave after taking notes.

Lin Jinyan made a brave move, and his sharpness made his three classmates suddenly feel admiration for Lin Jinyan. The western classmates even asked him if he knew Chinese Kung Fu.

However, his Chinese classmates knew that his boxing and kicking skills should not be Chinese Kung Fu, so they asked, "Did you learn Sanda?"

Lin Jinyan hummed.

The students wanted to ask other questions, but Lin Jinyan had no time to answer, and received a call from You Yue: "Yanyan, are you okay?"

"It's okay." Lin Jinyan said strangely, "Why do you ask me that?" Can't you know that he was robbed with a knife in England so quickly?

You Yue breathed a sigh of relief: "Gu Xu has already boarded the plane to London. I just saw the video uploaded on the Internet just now. Your hair is too conspicuous. You can tell it's you at a glance. The law and order in London is too bad , Why are there people robbing on the street, but fortunately the robbers did not have guns. Have you called the police? Have you caught anyone? It seems that some robberies in the UK do not go to the police. "

"Reported, we caught the robber, but the police still came and took him away."

Lin Jinyan knew who the person who robbed him was, but he was not afraid that the police here would not arrest him.

After comforting You Yue, he hung up the phone. It was already midnight, Lin Jinyan chatted with his classmates for a while, and waited for a long time before he got a taxi.

After bidding farewell to his classmates, Lin Jinyan went back to the apartment and fell asleep for an unknown amount of time before being awakened by a kiss in a daze.

Opening his eyes, he saw Gu Xu sitting on the edge of the bed, kissing him, touching the wound on the corner of his mouth.

"I'm fine." Lin Jinyan's voice was still sleepy, and he felt relieved when he saw Uncle Gu, "You're here, have you slept yet?"

Gu Xu didn't speak, but suddenly raised his hand and tapped his forehead.

Lin Jinyan covered his forehead in pain, and his sleepiness subsided a little, only then did he see that there seemed to be some anger in Gu Xu's eyes.He felt guilty for a moment: "Why?"

Gu Xu stared at his wound, feeling extremely glaring: "Why do you still dare to ask me? Even with your three-legged cat kung fu, you dare to rush up casually. What if the robber is carrying a gun?"

Lin Jinyan tugged at his hand: "I saw it, there is no gun, just a knife..."

Under Gu Xu's complicated and angry eyes, Lin Jinyan swallowed the word "just".

"Uncle, are you angry?" Lin Jinyan rubbed against him.

Gu Xu didn't speak, turned around, and wanted to leave.

Lin Jinyan was startled, his hands were faster than his brain, and he hurriedly put his arms around his waist: "Uncle, don't be angry."

Gu Xu didn't speak, and grabbed his wrist, as if he wanted to take it away.

Lin Jinyan hurriedly hugged him even tighter, and for the first time acted like a baby and acted so openly: "Uncle, I miss you, the wound hurts."

"Do you know it hurts?"

Lin Jinyan said slowly, buried his head, and murmured softly, "Uncle loves me."

Gu Xu: "..."

Lin Jinyan didn't wait for a reply for a while, and slowly slid into the quilt with a flushed face and shame, grabbed the quilt and covered himself tightly.

But shyness is shyness, he still pricked up his ears to listen to the movement outside.

Gu Xu sat for a while and still left.

The sound of footsteps went away, and after wandering in the living room for a while, there was the ringing of the mobile phone, and it seemed that there was the sound of opening the door.

Lin Jinyan couldn't believe it, he was injured, and he acted like a baby, Gu Xu still didn't accompany him?

Pig head Gu, is there anyone out there?

Lin Jinyan thought about it for a while, and kicked the quilt away angrily.

Xia Tian's quilt was very thin, and he kicked it to the ground.

Gu Xu took the medicine sent by Baishu, pushed open the bedroom door, and saw Lin Jinyan lying on the bed angrily with a small white waist exposed, looking very angry, the moment he saw him, his eyes The anger in Li disappeared in a flash, and the embarrassment began to spread slowly.

Gu Xu endured it, and the smile finally spread in his eyes.

Lin Jinyan immediately wanted to find a hole in the ground to get into.

While taking out the medicine, Gu Xu walked to the side of the bed and fished the person over: "You know that uncle is going to give you medicine, so you lifted the quilt yourself?"

Lin Jinyan leaned into his arms and bumped his elbow.

Gu Xu applied good medicine to the corners of his mouth and cheekbones, then lifted his pajamas: "Is there any injury on your body?"

Before Lin Jinyan could answer, Gu Xu had already seen the bruises on his stomach, and felt distressed and angry at the same time, he pressed on his stomach, couldn't help but threw him over, and slapped him down Butt: "Can you make uncle worry less, he was injured twice after coming to England for a year."

Hearing such a clear slap, Lin Jinyan was so ashamed and annoyed that he boiled himself into a shrimp, grabbed Gu Xu's hand, and bit his wrist unconvinced.

After biting, staring at the tooth marks on his wrist, he retaliated unreasonably: "How did you get hurt? Can you let me take it easy, you're already 35, and you'll be 36 soon, no matter how old you are, you still get hurt all the time. "

Lin Jinyan sat up, ripped off his shirt, and took another bite on the wound on his chest that hadn't completely disappeared: "You still smoke, drink, and work late at night, you don't want to die, do you fucking hate it? My life is not long enough, I don’t know that someone is worrying about you all day long? I don’t know that someone is afraid, I’m afraid that no one will warm the bed...” I’m afraid of being left behind, and I’m the only one I can rely on.

Lin Jinyan originally wanted to rob his words to reduce his inner shame, but after he robbed him, he lost his mind without noticing, his cheek was pressed against his chest, his eyes were a little warm, and he stopped talking.

The corners of Gu Xu's mouth twitched, he couldn't laugh or cry, he felt a little wetness in his chest, he was stunned for a moment, his heart softened in a mess, he hugged him, and coaxed him in a helpless tone: "You accompanied me to the reexamination. It’s been fine, baby, uncle promised you, do it day by day, okay?”

Lin Jinyan leaned into his arms in a muffled voice for a long time before replying, "Not good."

"It has to be done year by year."

It will take many years, many years, until they turn gray and grow old.