The Movie Emperor's Object Fluffy [Rebirth]

【Plush who can speak foreign languages】

Jiang Fan stood up and looked at the person vigilantly, "Who are you?"

Bian Qiang took out his badge, "Let me introduce myself, my surname is Bian, and I may become your teammate and boss in the future. I came today because the higher-ups wanted to invite you to chat."

The third son chuckled, "I didn't say, boss, you really should change your self-introduction, it's been like this since I was a child."

There was a third voice in the room, saying something funny in a dull tone, "Familiar formula, familiar taste."

Lan Xi was woken up, shook her head, opened her eyes in a daze, "Oh?"

"Good boy, keep sleeping." Jiang Fan covered his eyes and carefully put him under his clothes.

Lan Xi arched her head and fell asleep peacefully.

The third son's tone was sour, "The newcomers are all fluffy, but we are not!"

Bian Qiang held a smile, "You can't let the bastards from the third team see it, otherwise... Tsk tsk."

Jiang Fan frowned, "Who are you?"

Bian Qiang spread his hands, "Follow me, you will know."

The identity of the other party is unknown (it doesn't look like a good person). If it was only him, Jiang Fan wouldn't mind going with them. Now that he has Lan Xi with him, he doesn't dare to be careless.

Jiang Fan looked at the doors and windows indiscriminately, and unexpectedly found that all escape routes were blocked—these people were obviously veterans.

He was even more vigilant in his heart, and he couldn't help but put on a defensive posture.

The third son giggled, "Looks like there's another fight."

Another voice sighed, "Isn't it possible to evolve peacefully once?"

Bian Qiang pursed his lips and looked at Jiang Fan with great interest, "Want to play?"

Jiang Fan frowned even tighter - he really wasn't a good person!

The four looked at each other, silently reaching a tacit understanding with each other, while bullying him, Jiang Fan protected Lan Xi with one hand and blocked his attack with the other.

After dismantling four or five moves in succession, Jiang Fan did not seem to be at a disadvantage.

The third son yelled exaggeratedly: "Boss, not bad, much better than I was back then!"

Bian Qiang obviously didn't use his full strength, and responded with a smile while beating: "You didn't fight well at all? You just hid under the bed and cried."

The third son snorted, "I'm a non-combat worker, so of course I can't compare with you." Thinking of something, he said excitedly, "The second one is amazing. I heard that I almost beat you and became the leader!"

"Nonsense! I just let him!"

Bian Qiang's aura was fully activated in an instant, and Jiang Fan dodged to dodge, and was rushed back three steps in succession by his stamina.

A black figure fell down from the tree and cupped his fists at him, "I'll try it too."

This person was wrapped in black cloth strips from head to toe, like a charred mummy, exuding a mysterious aura from top to bottom.

Jiang Fan could tell that these people were much better than him, and the so-called "wanwan" was really teasing him.

"No, I'll go with you." Jiang Fan changed his voice, "But please let me go to the next door to say hello." He wanted to put Lan Xituo in the care of Ms. Wen.

As soon as these words came out, the three of Bian Qiang fell silent, especially Bian Qiang, whose expressions on his face changed back and forth, as if they were struggling.

After a long while, the third son finally said, "Are you worried about Fluffy? Don't worry, you can take him with you. No one can take him away with the boss around."

Jiang Fan was slightly taken aback, someone else snatched it?

At this moment, there was a "barking" sound from outside the door, and a black puppy ran in with its ears stuck open, and when it saw Bian Qiang, its fur exploded, and it bared its teeth and growled at him.

Bian Qiang focused his attention on the old woman behind him.

Ms. Wen walked in unhurriedly, wearing a water-blue cheongsam and a shawl with pink flowers on a white background.

The "mummy" straightened up, and the third son jumped down from the tree, and the three bowed their heads respectfully towards Ms. Wen.

"Senior Wen, it's really embarrassing to recruit your old family."

Ms. Wen didn't even look at them, she just smiled at Jiang Fan, "Just go with them and listen to what Xiao Guo said, stay if you like, and no one will dare to force you if you don't like it."

At this moment, Jiang Fan was at a loss. He didn't know what relationship Ms. Wen had with these people, let alone why her kindness towards him came from.

At this point, even if he didn't want to, he still had to go.

He unzipped his clothes, carried Lan Xi to Ms. Wen, "please help take care of Xi Xi."

Ms. Wen stretched out her pale and thin hand with faint age spots to caress the top of Lan Xi's head, but she didn't answer, "Take him, don't be afraid."

When she said this, her lips were slightly hooked, and there was obvious arrogance in her eyes.

Lan Xi felt all kinds of mixed breaths and was completely awake.

"Ow~"

Jiang Fan stretched out his hand and smoothed his hair, "Xixi, I'm here."

Rubbing his fluffy head against the palm of his hand, he instantly felt relieved.

Feeling his dependence, Jiang Fan inexplicably felt endless confidence, "Let's go."

Bian Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, and opened the door impatiently.

The mummy and the third son embraced Jiang Fan and walked out, as if they were afraid that he would regret it.

Jiang Fan looked back at Ms. Wen, and nodded politely, "Excuse me."

Ms. Wen nodded gracefully, with a peaceful smile on her face.

Jiang Fan walked out of the courtyard, his tall figure blending into the night.

Ms. Wen gathered the shawl on her body and looked at it carefully. The scene in front of her gradually overlapped with her long-term memory, and she couldn't tell each other apart.

***

National Security Bureau, Special Species Management Office.

Jiang Fan frowned, looking at the middle-aged man with a kind smile opposite him.

"Xiao Jiang, don't be nervous, I invite you here today to chat about family affairs."

Jiang Fan raised his eyes, glanced at the circle of people behind him, and said flatly: "I don't think I was 'invited' here."

Director Guo smiled, and didn't mind his attitude at all, "Special circumstances are dealt with specially, so don't care about the form."

As he said that, he opened the drawer and took out a large white ceramic jar, "My wife made it. There is no adulterated stuff. It is suitable for making snacks for children."

Jiang Fan looked at the white and fat sugar bowl, with a flash of surprise in his eyes.

He should have known earlier that since the other party was looking for him, it was definitely not on a whim, and Lan Xi's identity might have already been found out by them.

"Thank you." Jiang Fan thanked him calmly.

Director Guo smiled, with a satisfied look on his face.

Both of them knew in their hearts that Jiang Fan's "thank you" was not only for this jar of handmade candy, but also for the rumors on the Internet that the matter was resolved without trace, and only this so-called "security department" could do it.

Jiang Fan patted Lan Xi's head, "Do you want to eat?"

Lan Xi stretched her neck and sniffed, "Aww~" It looked delicious.

Jiang Fan hooked his lips, took out one, and brought it to his mouth.

Lan Xi didn't eat it, but smelled it suspiciously, tilted her head, and smelled it again, surprise and puzzlement flashed in her blue eyes.

Jiang Fan paused, subconsciously looking at Director Guo.

Director Guo focused on Lan Xi, but he said to Jiang Fan: "When I was young, I met His Royal Highness an orc. I heard that their infancy is very long and requires a lot of energy, so they prefer sweets."

As if to dispel Jiang Fan's doubts, he reached out and took one from the jar, and put it in his mouth carelessly.

Seeing that her candy was eaten, Lan Xi shrugged her nose distressedly, rolled her tongue, and couldn't wait to eat the one in Jiang Fan's hand.

Jiang Fan pursed his lips, showing some apology, "What do you want from me?"

Finally when it came to business, Director Guo straightened up and said with a smile, "Xiao Jiang, would you like to join us?" He pointed to the oval logo behind him, "The Administration of Special Species needs a young man with special abilities like you. "

Jiang Fan said: "I am not a 'special species'."

"Pfft—" The people on the opposite side burst out laughing in unison.

Director Guo glanced over with a half-smile.

Several people quickly restrained their smiles, and each of them put their hands behind their backs, making a serious look.

Director Guo smiled and said to Jiang Fan: "Xiao Jiang misunderstood. The Special Species Management Bureau is used to deal with 'special events', not only 'special species' can join."

Jiang Fan asked, "Are you a government department?"

Director Guo smiled and nodded, "A civil servant with a golden rice bowl."

"The treatment is better than that of ordinary civil servants." The third son added in a low voice, "Wife, children, and fluffy raised at home will all be arranged for work."

"There is still a state subsidy after death." The mummy added dryly.

Bian Qiang kicked him, "It goes without saying."

"Oh." The mummy shut up obediently.

Director Guo coughed lightly, and smiled more kindly, "Xiao Jiang, don't rush to answer, you can think about it carefully, and you have to discuss it with your family, right?"

After finishing speaking, he looked pointedly at Fluffy in his arms.

Lan Xi stared at her round eyes, tried her best to stretch out her short legs, and pressed down on the sugar bowl domineeringly.

Director Guo's smile froze, and there was another "hangchihangchi" laughter from behind him.

Jiang Fan raised his lips unconsciously, his expression relaxed a little, "Thank you Director Guo, I will think about it carefully."

As soon as the words fell, there was a strange fluctuation in the air.

Director Guo stared coldly and sat up straight.The three of Bian Qiang rushed forward tacitly, protecting Jiang Fan and Director Guo behind them.

An invisible door seemed to open in midair, and a bird with blue feathers fell to the ground, turning into a tall and thin person.

Jiang Fan was surprised, "Amuda?!"

Amuda looked at the little beast cub in his arms, shock, understanding, sadness and anger flashed in his emerald green eyes.

"It really is you! I should have thought about it earlier, you have the mark of the king on your body, you must have had a relationship with the king! This little lion cub was born to you, right? Where is the king?"

Jiang Fan listened to his words, the surprise in his eyes turned into sympathy—what is this guy talking about, maybe he is crazy?

Lan Xi also saw the process of him transforming from a bird into a human, and joy flashed in his round eyes-this was the first time he saw a human who could become an animal like himself, even the "chicken feathers" on Amuda's body Taste" is no longer annoying.

"Ow~" Gulu Guqi bird, hello!

Amuda's eyes were red, "I'm not fine at all!"

"Oh~" But I'm fine!

Amuda: ...Don't think I dare not beat you because you have the blood of a king!

The three of Bian Qiang looked at each other, and it seemed that they would not fight for the time being, so they retreated silently and continued to watch the excitement.

Director Guo obviously knew Amuda, and he said in a standard diplomatic manner, "According to international practice, it is a provocative act for a non-citizen to trespass on a government office. Since you have a first-level entry permit, I have the authority to temporarily suspend this matter." Press down, but there will be no next time."

Amuda frowned, "I don't understand what you said?"

His Mandarin Chinese is at an elementary level, and he doesn't understand any professional vocabulary, and he even memorizes his lines by rote.

Director Guo coughed lightly, "Who can speak Su Guo?"

The people behind shook their heads in unison.

Director Guo looked at Jiang Fan.

Jiang Fan also shook his head, shattering his last hope.

A trace of embarrassment appeared on Director Guo's face, it is necessary to strengthen the training of cultural subjects for the team members!

Just when he was considering whether to ask for foreign aid, Lan Xi suddenly raised his head and yelled "Aooooooooooooooooooooooo" at Amu Da, with a measured and measured tone.

Amuda obviously understood, and said to Director Guo with some dissatisfaction: "I am from the mountains, so I don't understand what you said."

Director Guo said with a smile: "It seems that the Special Administrative Bureau of your country should strengthen the training of internal personnel."

Lan Xi dutifully translated.

Amuda said impatiently: "I understand this sentence."

Lan Xi hums, it's impolite!

The author has something to say: These people from the Special Administration Bureau are just playing soy sauce~ Their home game is probably... "I gave birth to the president" (Big Brother X Amuda), welcome to the column collection!

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Amway the copy:

【Version One】

I have noble blood, I have great power,

If I pluck a stalk of weed, I can know everything.

only……

The weeds are really fucking hard to pick, and you have to go to the snow mountain to drill into the ice lake. Don’t you know that this god bird is afraid of the cold?

President Xiao: Don't be afraid, I will plant [-] mu for you.

Little Bianniao: No appointment, I have a fiance.

President Xiao: Is he richer than me, or smarter than me?

Little Bianniao: None... None.

President Xiao: Come here.

Little flat bird: ... oh.

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[Version two]

The "Special Administration Bureau" wanted to include President Xiao, the brain power man, into the team.

However, they don't lack money and power, so they don't like their small department full of freaks at all.

The first team leader racked his brains and came up with a bad idea - a beauty trick.

Unexpectedly, it was a success.

Three months later, a shiny egg appeared in the nursery of the CEO's house.

Amuda: Sorry, my mission does not include getting married.

President Xiao: Really?Come on, look at the guest list.

Amuda: ...don't hire a team leader.

President Xiao: I listen to you.

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