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Chapter 8 [Insect Catch]
Cheng Yifei was very helpless, really.Facing Lian Sang, he couldn't beat him again and again, he was angry... what he said was the truth, and he had nowhere to attack him.
So he had no choice but to suffocate himself, and at the same time endured humiliation and was maliciously ridiculed by his partners.
Only Lian Sang never understood what they were laughing at, he felt that he was just telling the truth.But the brothers and sisters are happy, which is not a bad thing in his opinion.So he didn't say a word, holding the cup of milk tea innocently and smiling at his brothers and sisters.
However, I have to say that after this commotion, the bleak atmosphere just now quickly warmed up.Even the sitting postures of everyone were no longer tense, and each of them relaxed a lot.
Seeing that Lian Sang's drink had run out, Song Xingshi pushed his own in front of him, saying duplicity: "I don't like to drink these things."
Lian Sang took it seriously, as happy as winning a lottery: "Then I will help you solve it."
After finishing speaking, he brought the cup of milk tea in front of him, took a sip, and squinted his eyes in satisfaction.This cup is too small, and he's gone before he's finished drinking it.Fortunately, Brother Song didn't drink, otherwise he could only watch others drink.
Cheng Yifei sneered, pushed his own in front of Lian Sang, and said firmly, "I don't like drinking either."
Song Xingshi and others: "..."
Even kid Lian Sang took it seriously, and was as happy as a two hundred and five.Unbeknownst to them, the two little brothers saw that he had saved the two of them, so they wanted to treat him well.
Lin Xun looked at the milk tea he had already drank half of, and was a little annoyed that he was too anxious to drink it.Otherwise, he can push it to the children to drink.
Seeing Lian Sang laughing so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes, Song Xingshi's heart softened, and he said softly: "Speaking of which, Lian Sang is very powerful, and even knocked down those people in one fell swoop."
Hearing the praise, Lian Sang puffed out his chest unconsciously, his face was a little shy, and his voice was soft with a little milk, "It's not that great..."
"Oh, what are you being modest about?" Mo Xiaomeng imitated his tone and said sweetly: "You can even catch fish, which is amazing."
"Fish? Did you really catch a fish?" Cheng Yifei asked.
"Not only was he caught, but Jiutiao was also caught and sold for 66 yuan! This is all thanks to Lian Sang. Do you know how he caught it? He sharpened the wooden stick..."
Mo Xiaomeng excitedly told the story of Lian Sang's catching fish in an earth-shattering and vigorous way.Even the party involved, Lian Sang, couldn't listen anymore.From the pride at the beginning, to the shyness and shame later, my face was blushing.
When he was catching fish, he missed several times, and once his foot slipped and almost fell into the water.Where is my sister saying that she is as powerful as she said, and she still hits every shot.
However, it was probably because the scene of Lian Sang Yi VS Liu was so cruel that the three boys believed Mo Xiaomeng's words.Turning his eyes to Lian Sang again, he felt that this little kid seemed a little taller.
Well, at least three centimeters higher, no more.
Lian Sang, who knew about it, and the staff of the filming team were already holding back their laughter to the point of crying.
Seeing that Mo Xiaomeng even uttered the words "a hundred steps to go through a fish", they couldn't bear it any longer, stomping their feet quietly while lying on the table and giggling.
Lian Sang's cameraman silently took a close-up of his assistant's stomping feet and trembling shoulders.Then the camera turned to Lian Sang, whose head was getting lower and lower, and whose face was getting redder and redder.
In fact, it was also the first time he knew that Mo Xiaomeng, a primary school student, could be praised to the sky.Well, go back and talk to the director to see if they want to recruit people.Mo Xiaomeng is such an excellent rainbow fart player, I really don't want to miss it.
By the time Mo Xiaomeng stopped that wave of rainbow farts, Lian Sang was about to slip under the table in embarrassment.And Song Xingshi and the three of them had already realized that Mo Xiaomeng's words were mixed with water.But even so, Lian Sang's criticism cannot be denied.
Cheng Yifei couldn't help but said to Lian Sang: "Hey, buddy, your kung fu is too good. You have been a monk before."
"It's really powerful. He just used his head to push the first little gangster to the ground. I doubt that there is iron head skill in his kung fu."
Mo Xiaomeng was about to move, and finally couldn't help reaching out to Lian Sang's head and touching it.Then he said to himself: "It doesn't seem to be much harder than others..."
Lian Sang avoided her hand with a blushing face, touched her forehead, and said, "How can there be any iron head skills? It's because that person doesn't have any muscles in his stomach, and he is strong on the outside but dry on the inside. If it were my senior brother and master, then my head You have to grow at least two bags."
Both his brother and master have abdominal muscles.Well, Brother Yu also has it, but Brother Yu's abdominal muscles are not as hard as those of Senior Brother.It's strange to say, why is brother Yu who is stronger than brother Yu always bullied by brother Yu?Lian Sang tilted his head, puzzled.
"However, you are still very powerful. You just threw that tall and strong man over his shoulder." Lin Xun could not speak.
Speaking of this, Lian Sang puffed up his face in depression, and said sadly: "It was a clever effort to kick that person's knee to make it fall. I am too small and I don't have enough strength."
He's still too weak...
"Then you are even more powerful, courageous and resourceful..."
…………
With a rainbow fart, Lian Sang was so flattered that he almost didn't know what night it was.
It was the arrival of the police comrades who interrupted their chat, and successfully made Lian Sang fall from the clouds and fall back into the mud, wishing to bury his face in it so that the police officers could not see him.
Fortunately, the program team had already made preparations early, and directly pulled the policeman aside to talk, which made Lian Sang breathe a sigh of relief.
Mo Xiaomeng couldn't help but said: "Why are you afraid of this?"
"I hit someone." Lian Sangli responded bluntly, and said: "They should not be seriously injured, but the last uncle who was kicked in the face by me, I don't know if his face was crooked by me."
"If I kick him sideways, do I have to pay him to have plastic surgery? Well, if I knew it, I wouldn't have such a heavy foot. I just wanted to kick his arm..."
Who knew that he was too short and made a miscalculation, Lian Sang regretted it endlessly.
Mo Xiaomeng and others: "..."
The policeman left quickly, and before he left, he gave Lian Sangbi a thumbs-up, with a bright smile: "Little friend, you did a great job."
As policemen, they have long been displeased with Ge Laosan's group, and they directly cause trouble and bully the weak all day long.Twice I injured someone and was locked up, and when I came out, I continued to make trouble.They have long wanted to beat up those dregs of society.But because of his status as a public servant of the people, he couldn't do anything.
Now it's all right, the heavens opened their eyes, and sent this kid over to teach them a lesson. It's a joy to hear and see, and everyone is happy!
A compliment from the police uncle is better than the rainbow fart of thousands of troops.Lian Sang's eyes lit up, and he suddenly raised his hand to his forehead, and saluted a standard boy salute, with high spirits: "Serve the people!"
The comrades of the police were taken aback for a moment, and then smiled brighter.He stood at attention, saluted, and said, "Serve the people!"
After finishing speaking, it seemed that a colleague was calling him in the distance, so he waved to Lian Sang and left in a hurry.
As soon as the police left, Lian Sang relaxed.Great, Uncle Police didn't hold him accountable for beating someone.
He looked at the others briskly physically and mentally, but what he saw was blushing faces.Lian Sang was taken aback, and asked concerned: "What's the matter with you, do you want to get a tuba?"
As soon as the words fell, Cheng Yifei made a "poof", followed by bursts of exaggerated laughter one after another.
"Hahahaha..."
"God...serving the people, ahahahahaha..."
"Box box box box box..."
"Fuck you, Hehehehehe......"
…………
The group laughed wildly, and two staff members and Cheng Yifei were so excited that they almost knocked down the table in the beverage shop.Fortunately, the shop owner was also laughing wildly at this time, he could understand their distress, and didn't say anything.
When leaving the drink shop, Lian Sang also received a small piece of ham sausage from the shop owner, as well as a loving look.
With brisk smiles, several people went to the vegetable market to buy some food for use.At this time, they already have about three hundred yuan in total, so there is no need to be too frugal.Considering that Lian Sang is growing up, Mo Xiaomeng also proposed to buy him a box of milk, which was unanimously affirmed by everyone.
After buying vegetables, they went to buy some medicine.Lian Sang's palm hurt a little, let alone Song Xingshi and the three of them.First, I worked on the construction site, and my hands and shoulders were a little injured.Later, he was beaten again, and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
When everyone returned home happily, the sun was almost setting.
Song Xingshi was the first to say: "Now let's assign the preparations for the dinner. Tell me first, what will you do?"
Lin Xun raised his hand: "I can cook, wood stove and gas stove are fine."
Mo Xiaomeng raised her hand: "I choose vegetables and peel them."
Cheng Yifei said awkwardly: "Then I'll do the dishes after dinner."
Seeing that everyone had found work, Lian Sang hurriedly raised his hand, "I'll light the fire." He couldn't eat rice.
Song Xingshi, the leader of the invisible team, immediately made a decision: "Then let's do this. I'll be responsible for cleaning the house, and then I'll see if you need help."
"Okay." Lian Sang was the most supportive, and applauded, in exchange for everyone's dead eyes.
Probably knowing that he was too embarrassed to take off, the little guy ran to the kitchen in despair and started a fire.
Every year, he takes a little time to live in the temple on the mountain with his master or brother.There is still no electricity in the temple, and an earthen stove is used to boil water.Occasionally, when the master cooks, he will also help them, like helping to light the fire or something.
However, starting a fire was the first attempt.In the past, it was the brothers who started the fire, and he just added firewood to it.
Lian Sang had no choice but to grope carefully, trying to start the fire before Mo Xiaomeng finished washing the dishes.He has seen his senior brother get up, so he is confident!
Ten minutes later, Lian Sang looked at the blazing fire and was very excited.He quickly got up and ran out to show off his achievements to his brothers and sisters.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he came out, before he had time to speak, several sisters and even the staff in the yard burst into laughter.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Box... box box box..."
"Hahahahaha..."
…………
Lian Sang, who was being surrounded by jokes, looked at the group of adults laughing like crazy in confusion, at a loss.
Mo Xiaomeng was still conscientious, smiling while holding a large stainless steel dish, holding it up in front of Lian Sang to act as a mirror.
Lian Sang looked at it full of doubts, and saw a child with a black face and messy hair blinking and blinking big eyes on a plate that was so light that it could shine on people. He was so pitiful.
If you take a small broken bowl in your hand and squat at the entrance of the village, it will all work.
Like a little beggar.
The author has something to say: CP is Song Xingshi's older brother Song Xingcheng.Little beggar anyone?The auction starts with one piece, the highest bidder wins
So he had no choice but to suffocate himself, and at the same time endured humiliation and was maliciously ridiculed by his partners.
Only Lian Sang never understood what they were laughing at, he felt that he was just telling the truth.But the brothers and sisters are happy, which is not a bad thing in his opinion.So he didn't say a word, holding the cup of milk tea innocently and smiling at his brothers and sisters.
However, I have to say that after this commotion, the bleak atmosphere just now quickly warmed up.Even the sitting postures of everyone were no longer tense, and each of them relaxed a lot.
Seeing that Lian Sang's drink had run out, Song Xingshi pushed his own in front of him, saying duplicity: "I don't like to drink these things."
Lian Sang took it seriously, as happy as winning a lottery: "Then I will help you solve it."
After finishing speaking, he brought the cup of milk tea in front of him, took a sip, and squinted his eyes in satisfaction.This cup is too small, and he's gone before he's finished drinking it.Fortunately, Brother Song didn't drink, otherwise he could only watch others drink.
Cheng Yifei sneered, pushed his own in front of Lian Sang, and said firmly, "I don't like drinking either."
Song Xingshi and others: "..."
Even kid Lian Sang took it seriously, and was as happy as a two hundred and five.Unbeknownst to them, the two little brothers saw that he had saved the two of them, so they wanted to treat him well.
Lin Xun looked at the milk tea he had already drank half of, and was a little annoyed that he was too anxious to drink it.Otherwise, he can push it to the children to drink.
Seeing Lian Sang laughing so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes, Song Xingshi's heart softened, and he said softly: "Speaking of which, Lian Sang is very powerful, and even knocked down those people in one fell swoop."
Hearing the praise, Lian Sang puffed out his chest unconsciously, his face was a little shy, and his voice was soft with a little milk, "It's not that great..."
"Oh, what are you being modest about?" Mo Xiaomeng imitated his tone and said sweetly: "You can even catch fish, which is amazing."
"Fish? Did you really catch a fish?" Cheng Yifei asked.
"Not only was he caught, but Jiutiao was also caught and sold for 66 yuan! This is all thanks to Lian Sang. Do you know how he caught it? He sharpened the wooden stick..."
Mo Xiaomeng excitedly told the story of Lian Sang's catching fish in an earth-shattering and vigorous way.Even the party involved, Lian Sang, couldn't listen anymore.From the pride at the beginning, to the shyness and shame later, my face was blushing.
When he was catching fish, he missed several times, and once his foot slipped and almost fell into the water.Where is my sister saying that she is as powerful as she said, and she still hits every shot.
However, it was probably because the scene of Lian Sang Yi VS Liu was so cruel that the three boys believed Mo Xiaomeng's words.Turning his eyes to Lian Sang again, he felt that this little kid seemed a little taller.
Well, at least three centimeters higher, no more.
Lian Sang, who knew about it, and the staff of the filming team were already holding back their laughter to the point of crying.
Seeing that Mo Xiaomeng even uttered the words "a hundred steps to go through a fish", they couldn't bear it any longer, stomping their feet quietly while lying on the table and giggling.
Lian Sang's cameraman silently took a close-up of his assistant's stomping feet and trembling shoulders.Then the camera turned to Lian Sang, whose head was getting lower and lower, and whose face was getting redder and redder.
In fact, it was also the first time he knew that Mo Xiaomeng, a primary school student, could be praised to the sky.Well, go back and talk to the director to see if they want to recruit people.Mo Xiaomeng is such an excellent rainbow fart player, I really don't want to miss it.
By the time Mo Xiaomeng stopped that wave of rainbow farts, Lian Sang was about to slip under the table in embarrassment.And Song Xingshi and the three of them had already realized that Mo Xiaomeng's words were mixed with water.But even so, Lian Sang's criticism cannot be denied.
Cheng Yifei couldn't help but said to Lian Sang: "Hey, buddy, your kung fu is too good. You have been a monk before."
"It's really powerful. He just used his head to push the first little gangster to the ground. I doubt that there is iron head skill in his kung fu."
Mo Xiaomeng was about to move, and finally couldn't help reaching out to Lian Sang's head and touching it.Then he said to himself: "It doesn't seem to be much harder than others..."
Lian Sang avoided her hand with a blushing face, touched her forehead, and said, "How can there be any iron head skills? It's because that person doesn't have any muscles in his stomach, and he is strong on the outside but dry on the inside. If it were my senior brother and master, then my head You have to grow at least two bags."
Both his brother and master have abdominal muscles.Well, Brother Yu also has it, but Brother Yu's abdominal muscles are not as hard as those of Senior Brother.It's strange to say, why is brother Yu who is stronger than brother Yu always bullied by brother Yu?Lian Sang tilted his head, puzzled.
"However, you are still very powerful. You just threw that tall and strong man over his shoulder." Lin Xun could not speak.
Speaking of this, Lian Sang puffed up his face in depression, and said sadly: "It was a clever effort to kick that person's knee to make it fall. I am too small and I don't have enough strength."
He's still too weak...
"Then you are even more powerful, courageous and resourceful..."
…………
With a rainbow fart, Lian Sang was so flattered that he almost didn't know what night it was.
It was the arrival of the police comrades who interrupted their chat, and successfully made Lian Sang fall from the clouds and fall back into the mud, wishing to bury his face in it so that the police officers could not see him.
Fortunately, the program team had already made preparations early, and directly pulled the policeman aside to talk, which made Lian Sang breathe a sigh of relief.
Mo Xiaomeng couldn't help but said: "Why are you afraid of this?"
"I hit someone." Lian Sangli responded bluntly, and said: "They should not be seriously injured, but the last uncle who was kicked in the face by me, I don't know if his face was crooked by me."
"If I kick him sideways, do I have to pay him to have plastic surgery? Well, if I knew it, I wouldn't have such a heavy foot. I just wanted to kick his arm..."
Who knew that he was too short and made a miscalculation, Lian Sang regretted it endlessly.
Mo Xiaomeng and others: "..."
The policeman left quickly, and before he left, he gave Lian Sangbi a thumbs-up, with a bright smile: "Little friend, you did a great job."
As policemen, they have long been displeased with Ge Laosan's group, and they directly cause trouble and bully the weak all day long.Twice I injured someone and was locked up, and when I came out, I continued to make trouble.They have long wanted to beat up those dregs of society.But because of his status as a public servant of the people, he couldn't do anything.
Now it's all right, the heavens opened their eyes, and sent this kid over to teach them a lesson. It's a joy to hear and see, and everyone is happy!
A compliment from the police uncle is better than the rainbow fart of thousands of troops.Lian Sang's eyes lit up, and he suddenly raised his hand to his forehead, and saluted a standard boy salute, with high spirits: "Serve the people!"
The comrades of the police were taken aback for a moment, and then smiled brighter.He stood at attention, saluted, and said, "Serve the people!"
After finishing speaking, it seemed that a colleague was calling him in the distance, so he waved to Lian Sang and left in a hurry.
As soon as the police left, Lian Sang relaxed.Great, Uncle Police didn't hold him accountable for beating someone.
He looked at the others briskly physically and mentally, but what he saw was blushing faces.Lian Sang was taken aback, and asked concerned: "What's the matter with you, do you want to get a tuba?"
As soon as the words fell, Cheng Yifei made a "poof", followed by bursts of exaggerated laughter one after another.
"Hahahaha..."
"God...serving the people, ahahahahaha..."
"Box box box box box..."
"Fuck you, Hehehehehe......"
…………
The group laughed wildly, and two staff members and Cheng Yifei were so excited that they almost knocked down the table in the beverage shop.Fortunately, the shop owner was also laughing wildly at this time, he could understand their distress, and didn't say anything.
When leaving the drink shop, Lian Sang also received a small piece of ham sausage from the shop owner, as well as a loving look.
With brisk smiles, several people went to the vegetable market to buy some food for use.At this time, they already have about three hundred yuan in total, so there is no need to be too frugal.Considering that Lian Sang is growing up, Mo Xiaomeng also proposed to buy him a box of milk, which was unanimously affirmed by everyone.
After buying vegetables, they went to buy some medicine.Lian Sang's palm hurt a little, let alone Song Xingshi and the three of them.First, I worked on the construction site, and my hands and shoulders were a little injured.Later, he was beaten again, and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
When everyone returned home happily, the sun was almost setting.
Song Xingshi was the first to say: "Now let's assign the preparations for the dinner. Tell me first, what will you do?"
Lin Xun raised his hand: "I can cook, wood stove and gas stove are fine."
Mo Xiaomeng raised her hand: "I choose vegetables and peel them."
Cheng Yifei said awkwardly: "Then I'll do the dishes after dinner."
Seeing that everyone had found work, Lian Sang hurriedly raised his hand, "I'll light the fire." He couldn't eat rice.
Song Xingshi, the leader of the invisible team, immediately made a decision: "Then let's do this. I'll be responsible for cleaning the house, and then I'll see if you need help."
"Okay." Lian Sang was the most supportive, and applauded, in exchange for everyone's dead eyes.
Probably knowing that he was too embarrassed to take off, the little guy ran to the kitchen in despair and started a fire.
Every year, he takes a little time to live in the temple on the mountain with his master or brother.There is still no electricity in the temple, and an earthen stove is used to boil water.Occasionally, when the master cooks, he will also help them, like helping to light the fire or something.
However, starting a fire was the first attempt.In the past, it was the brothers who started the fire, and he just added firewood to it.
Lian Sang had no choice but to grope carefully, trying to start the fire before Mo Xiaomeng finished washing the dishes.He has seen his senior brother get up, so he is confident!
Ten minutes later, Lian Sang looked at the blazing fire and was very excited.He quickly got up and ran out to show off his achievements to his brothers and sisters.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he came out, before he had time to speak, several sisters and even the staff in the yard burst into laughter.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Box... box box box..."
"Hahahahaha..."
…………
Lian Sang, who was being surrounded by jokes, looked at the group of adults laughing like crazy in confusion, at a loss.
Mo Xiaomeng was still conscientious, smiling while holding a large stainless steel dish, holding it up in front of Lian Sang to act as a mirror.
Lian Sang looked at it full of doubts, and saw a child with a black face and messy hair blinking and blinking big eyes on a plate that was so light that it could shine on people. He was so pitiful.
If you take a small broken bowl in your hand and squat at the entrance of the village, it will all work.
Like a little beggar.
The author has something to say: CP is Song Xingshi's older brother Song Xingcheng.Little beggar anyone?The auction starts with one piece, the highest bidder wins
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