I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Hearing this, the owner of the vendor decided to look at the people in front of him, and felt that they didn't seem to be deliberately provoking trouble.

Maybe the pot they are talking about is not the big iron pot that can stew any goose in the countryside!Holding such a glimmer of hope, he asked, "What kind of pot? How big is it?"

Lian Sauna drew a big circle in front of him: "It's about this big."

Stall owner: "..." Day, you really came to pick things up!

The stall owner waved his hands: "Roll, roll, roll!!!"

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The three of them walked dejectedly in the bustling vegetable market, Wang Liqiang was expressionless, and Lian Qing and Lian Sang had different shades of helplessness on their faces.

They didn't get any geese, because the stall owner's petulant temper just came and drove them all away.What did you say before you drove them away? If you want to test the gender of a person, go to him to test it. He has no time to play with them.

Well, it goes without saying that they, as well as cameramen and others, are all considered to be some kind of social column, which is designed to test the humanity or temper of common people.

The three of them could be said to be disgraced, and Wang Liqiang was even a little angry.He didn't know whether he was angry with the stall owner or Lian Qing and his brothers.Because of these two senior brothers, it was the first time he was driven out in public.

But after thinking about it, it's no wonder the two brothers.These two people are so popular, they usually buy vegetables in the supermarket, and it is normal to discuss the size and price on the spot.But it won't work if you put it on the small street vendor outside.In addition, the stall owner seems to have preconceived it a long time ago, knowing that they only want the effect of the show, and will not buy things from his house, so...

Just at this moment, Lian Qing, who felt that he had caused Wang Liqiang trouble, pulled Lian Sang to apologize to him, full of sincerity and shame on his face.Now Wang Liqiang really lost all anger. He had never met anyone or anything at his age, so what a big deal.

In order to prevent this segment from being broadcast in the future, Lian Sang and Lian Qing would be criticized by netizens. Wang Liqiang also specially led them to say that they only bought vegetables in supermarkets before.I also talked about the stalls in the supermarket that may not have waiters staring at them, so they are used to discussing the advantages and disadvantages of items with each other in front of the stalls and so on.Suddenly came to the vegetable market to buy, and the habit of the two of them could not be changed.

After all, Lian Qing has been in the circle for more than ten years, no matter how ignorant of the world is, now at least he knows how to read people's words.Knowing that Wang Liqiang was helping them, he smiled gratefully at them.Wang Liqiang also smiled at him, tacitly.

On the other hand, Lian Sang, the child didn't think so much, and he didn't know what he was struggling with at this moment, and he was downcast.Wang Liqiang couldn't see that the normally energetic child became like this, he patted Lian Sang's shoulder with his big hand, and comforted him: "It's no big deal, just eat less, it's not the only thing we can eat."

The child said sullenly: "No, I was wondering if we would be tricked by the program group."

Wang Liqiang and Lian Qing looked at the cameraman behind them and frowned.It's not impossible, in case the program team didn't want to pay for a goose, they deliberately colluded with the goose dealers to drive them away!

The program group who suddenly took the blame: "..." No, they were wronged!

Among them, Lian Sang twitched the corners of his lips with the photographer, to prove his innocence, he made an exception and reminded: "You can also buy cooked food, such as roast goose."

"That's right!" Lian Sang clapped his hands together, and then said to the cameraman, "Thank you, Old Dong." That's what he heard people call this big brother yesterday.

Lian Qing slapped him on the head and snorted: "It's not big or small, call me brother!"

The child covered his head and called out pitifully, "Brother Dong."

That battered little daughter-in-law made the corners of the cameraman's mouth crazily rise.

The three of them finally bought a roast goose, and happily prepared to go home.Leaving the vegetable market, when passing the small shop in Zhenkou, Lian Sang suddenly tugged at the hem of Wang Liqiang's clothes, and whispered, "Brother Wang, do we have any money left?"

Wang Liqiang took his hand silently and nodded.

The child's eyes lit up immediately: "Then, I want to eat ice cream..."

He wanted to eat it yesterday, but he was not very familiar with everyone, so he was embarrassed to ask for it.It's different now, they all slept together in the Datong bunk last night, that's the friendship that they slept in!

Hearing this, Lian Qing immediately came over, looked at Wang Liqiang eagerly, and said, "Brother Wang, I want to eat too..."

The clear almond eyes and the delicate peach blossom eyes flanked each other, Wang Liqiang couldn't help swallowing.With evil intentions together, he put on a troubled look: "Then what should we do, our money is only enough to buy an ice cream, which one of you will eat it?"

"Me!" Lian Sang raised his hand high, and was immediately pushed away by his senior brother.

"Respect the old and love the young, do you understand, you should give it to me!"

"Senior brother, are you still my real senior brother? When I was a child, I snatched snacks from me, but now I grab ice cream from me, won't your conscience hurt?"

"Don't talk about your conscience, you have a conscience when you eat alone?"

"I don't eat alone, I will share with you when the time comes, that's fine."

"Damn, you just want to get rid of me with one bite? Good idea, you shameless little bastard..."

"That's two bites, no more..."

"It's almost the same for me to share with you!"

"Hey, hey, let's talk, don't push my face, brother, I have to save my face for dinner..."

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Wang Liqiang looked at the two brothers who were arguing in the car over an ice cream, sighed, and took the opportunity to get out of the car and smoke a cigarette.After smoking, I found that the two people in the carriage had already started to fight, you pushed my face and I pulled your nose, they were all blushing.

He sighed again, feeling like he was watching elementary school students fighting.

After pondering for a while, he turned around and went to the mall to buy two ice creams.When I bought it, I picked it up for a while. I picked up the cheapest mung bean popsicle and looked at it for a long time, but I still put it back.He picked two of the most expensive chocolate ice creams in the store, priced at [-] yuan. He remembered that the two children liked chocolate very much.

Well, two kids.In his eyes, Lian Qing, who has already advanced to become a director, has already been lowered by his junior brother.After this program, Wang Liqiang felt that he could no longer treat Lian Qing as an equal.Together, these two people's combined mental age is definitely less than six years old!It's also thanks to Lian Qing who labels himself every day, such as a mature man or something.

After returning to the car with two ice creams, Wang Liqiang realized that the two people in the car were pushing each other's face with their hands crossed, their movements were deadlocked, and their mouths were still not idle.

"I'll tell Brother Yu when I go back, brother, you bullied me, I'll let Brother Yu teach you a lesson!"

"I also told him, you are bullying his partner! If he dares to help you, I will sleep with him in a separate room. See if he dares to stand by your side!"

"Then I have to tell Master, you hit me, robbed me of snacks, and robbed me of ice cream."

"I also told Master that you got into a fight with a group of geese and got pecked on the leg!"

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Wang Liqiang suppressed a smile, his eyebrows were raised high, as if he saw himself at home, and his children ran in front of him to sue each other.Tsk, they are all children, no, they want to sue their parents when they quarrel.

The fight between the brothers and sisters was stopped when Wang Liqiang shouted pretending to be majestic: "It's alright, alright, don't be ashamed, the whole program group is watching your jokes!"

Lian Qing and Lian Sang looked up after knowing it, and saw the three videographers in the front seat, the back seat, and the outside holding the camera at them, with the same excited and strange smiles on their faces.

Well, obviously, they are just looking at the joke clearly and aboveboard.

Well, when I got excited, I forgot that they were recording a program outside, not at home.

The two brothers and sisters looked at each other, let go of their hands at the same time, and helped each other to straighten their clothes and hair in a friendly manner.Well, their own family can fight whatever they want, but they can't show jokes to outsiders!

The two people who almost didn't die together in the last second returned to loving each other and helping each other in the next second.This transformation faster than flipping a book is simply breathtaking, and Wang Liqiang couldn't help laughing.

He handed two ice creams to the two of them, and the two of them's eyes lit up immediately, and they took it and shouted at Wang Liqiang in unison: "Thank you, Brother Wang!"

The tone, demeanor, and the action of peeling off the ice cream wrapper at the next moment are all exactly the same.After peeling off the ice cream wrapper, the two tacitly touched each other with the ice cream and shouted "Cheers".

The tacit understanding is so great that if the two people don't look alike, and the age difference is not small, I'm afraid people will doubt whether they are twins.

Before Lian Qing took a bite, he asked Wang Liqiang first, "Brother Wang, would you like a bite?"

Wang Liqiang shook his head: "I don't like to eat these."

So the brothers and sisters began to eat with peace of mind.

"You guys are always like this at home... Do you hit when you say it?" Wang Liqiang still couldn't help asking out his doubts.

"No," Lian Sang took the time to say while nibbling on the ice cream, "We won't hit Master when he's at home, or Master will beat us both up. Also, if Brother Yu works at home, we won't fight. He won't cook for us when he gets angry. , we can only eat takeaway."

Lian Qing added from the side: "Both of us can't beat Master, the main reason for Brother Yu's words is not to affect his money."

Wang Liqiang gave the two of them a thumbs up. The reason was true enough.

He asked: "So you still often call at home?"

The two senior brothers looked at each other, blushed and nodded.This is a fact and cannot be refuted.

Wang Liqiang smiled: "It's good. The house is lively, which is not bad."

Lian Qing and Lian Sang Qi both nodded, laughing and making noises are more like a family.

When the three returned to the small courtyard, Cheng Yutong and Master Ji were enjoying the shade in the thatched shed in the middle of the courtyard.Seeing them coming in with big and small bags, the two were about to talk, when their eyes touched the faces of Lian Qing and Lian Sang, they changed again.

Master Ji: "Lian Qing, what's the matter with you two?"

Cheng Yutong: "Lian Sang, what happened, why are you and Teacher Lian blushing and still have fingerprints?"

No wonder the two made a fuss, even the director was startled when he saw their faces.When they went out, both of their faces were fine and clean.As a result, now, the faces of the two of them were red in the east and west, and there were still more or less finger marks left.

What a great hatred, to press a person's face out of red marks!

Both of them were a little embarrassed. It's hard to say that they wanted to press each other.

Wang Liqiang was not polite at all, and said with a smile: "Except for their brothers and sisters, who else can do anything to them!"

"Huh? What's going on, tell me?"

"It's just the two of them, arguing over an ice cream..."

Seeing that Wang Liqiang didn't intend to save any face for them, the two brothers and sisters looked at each other, tacitly ran to the kitchen with the ingredients, and sneaked away in the name of working.

As soon as he sneaked into the kitchen, he heard a burst of wild laughter outside.

Lian Sang pouted, and said to his senior brother, "Senior brother, why don't we tie up the director later and let him pinch our quarrel?"

Lian Qing hesitated a little: "Kidnapping is against the law!"

"But if we don't tie up, we will lose face in front of the national audience. I don't want people to point at me and say: Look, he is the star who fought with his brother for an ice cream!"

Lian Sang learned it perfectly, as if he was the audience who said this, with a smile on his face, he pointed at his senior brother and said: "Look, he is the director who fought with his senior brother for an ice cream!"

Lian Qing: "..."

It seems very disturbing...

The child spread his arms and said solemnly: "The director has always only thought about how to cheat the guests, and he will never listen to us easily. So, senior brother, we have to tie up the director and force him to delete that section, so that we can get rid of it once and for all."

Lian Qing was shaken, and the balance in her heart was swinging back and forth.Kidnapping - a crime.Not tied - shame.Teetering back and forth on the edge of crime can be bald.

The child took advantage of the situation to add fuel to the fire: "Brother, do you still remember that you had your crotch cracked in a variety show more than ten years ago, you were coded and made into a diaper, and you were treated as an emoji by netizens, and it is still occasionally circulated? ? The fact that we fought over ice cream will always be spread and ridiculed in the future, I promise!"

Lian Qing gritted his teeth and clapped his hands: "Do it!"

Lian Sang immediately asked excitedly, "What are you doing? Are you tied?"

"Be polite first, then fight, let's reason with him first." Lian Qing waved his hands like a general, he is a mature man, so he won't just know how to be reckless!

Five minutes later, the director, who was excited about another big hit in the show, had not had time to raise his head to the sky and laugh three times, when he was startled by two shadows hanging over him.

A bad premonition suddenly arose in his heart, and he slowly raised his head.I saw Lian Shi brothers standing not far in front, the older one was holding a size 44 slipper, and the younger one was holding a hemp rope.

The older one tapped his palm with his slippers and smiled like a spring breeze: "Director, we two want to discuss something with you."

The younger one stood behind with a blank expression on his face and a fierce look in his eyes, stretching a length of hemp rope back and forth.

Director: "..." Has he been threatened? !

The director, who has always been one-sided, got angry, and turned his head to call out to his friends, but found that these little bastards were all looking at the sky and not looking at him.Looking at the cameramen, they all ignored him and only focused on the artists they were in charge of.Just kidding, who doesn't know that this pair of brothers and sisters are very evil, and their force value is also overwhelming!

The director continued to glance around in disbelief, only to find that only the other three guests were really looking at him.However, the three regular guests who were often oppressed by him at this time looked at him without any kindness in their eyes, only gleeful and full of expectations.

What to expect?Naturally, I hope that the Lian brothers and sisters can do justice for the heavens and teach the unlucky and deserved director of the program group a lesson.

Swallowing his saliva, the director who always said "the rules are me, I am the rules" almost didn't cry out with a "woof".

For the first time in my life, I personally felt what it means to be "weak, pitiful and helpless."

He hugged his chest subconsciously, and said weakly: "You, what do you want to do to me?"

The author has something to say: a murder caused by an ice cream

Since the ice cream didn't pay me for advertising, it has no name and is called ice cream.