I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Lian Sang ran very fast, but Rhubarb who was following him was not good at it.After running for a while, he walked back in despair, probably because he felt that the human being in front of him was not worth his trouble to follow?

Even Sang didn't force it, and turned around and yelled at it: "Rhubarb, go back and wait for me, ah! Please eat meat tonight!"

Rhubarb ran away with an excited "Wow", not knowing if he understood.

Lian Sang turned around and continued running with confidence.After running for a while, I heard the horn of a car coming from behind me.Looking back, the cameraman and another staff member were sitting in the car, smiling provocatively at him.

Tsk, he forgot that the show crew had a car!

Too bullying, this shit show!The child gritted his teeth and looked around for a while, then took out the small map and looked at it twice, looking for other routes.After a while, he found a shortcut and suddenly turned around and ran up the mountain.

The road is built around the mountain, and the mountain is not steep.Turning over not only saves time, but also troubles the staff, how nice!Let them keep cheating him and his senior brother.

After running a certain distance, he was still so angry that he did not forget to turn his head and wave his hands at the people in the car: "I can't catch up with me, there is no way, I am so strong, la la la la la..."

After the Internet-addicted youth finished provoking, he continued to run up the mountain.Hey, he is not easy to bully, he has the ability to drive the car up the mountain!

staff member:"?!!"

My God, the sand sculpture guests are going to climb mountains and mountains after buying a drink, what a mess!

Isn't their program the daily routine of rural life?How come it looks like a show that challenges the limit!

The staff member acting as the driver had a headache and said, "The car can't go up the mountain, so you should get out of the car, Old Dong, and follow along to take pictures."

"I'm fucking crazy carrying a machine up the mountain to chase him! He's still so fast!" The cameraman looked constipated, "Why am I following this little lunatic!"

The staff was full of sympathy: "There is no way, who asked the director to bully him. You were still provoking him in the car just now, so you must have made him blow up."

"Why should I pay for the crime of the director! Ahhh..."

The staff patted him on the shoulder silently, turned around and dialed the director's phone, explaining the cause and effect to him.

Listening to Lian Sang on the phone and the cameraman's terrifying roar like a dying beast, the director sighed deeply.He took out the cigarette case with one hand, held the phone with the other, and said solemnly: "Tell Old Dong, you guys will double the bonus after this follow-up shoot, and he will double it."

"Remember, follow him, at all costs."

Doubling the salary is more powerful than any language, and the staff nodded with a sense of physical and mental comfort: "Understood."

In fact, it would definitely be a joke if it got out about losing guests with the cameraman.Even if the director doesn't say it, they will try their best to do it.

After hanging up the phone, he looked at the cameraman: "Old Dong, what should we do?"

The cameraman looked out of the car window with a look of despair, the back that was climbing higher and higher and getting smaller and smaller.

I thought that I had an idea at the time, and everything would be fine when I thought of driving and taking pictures.I never thought that the Tao is one foot tall, and the devil is one foot tall. This little monk just doesn't take the usual path!

How to do it…………

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On the other side, Wang Liqiang chatted with Lian Qing while adding firewood.

"If the little monk sees that the camera crew is following him in a car, he will die of anger. Let me say that the director is very unconscionable. How can the little monk do it better than him."

Lian Qing didn't take it seriously: "There is nothing easy to bully in our family, just wait and see, San'er will not suffer."

Wang Liqiang shook his head with a smile, thinking that the pair of brothers and sisters were a little naive.He really didn't believe that a child who had just grown up could handle a team of cunning and cunning directors.

Actually, it worked.

No, Lian Sang, who was struggling to cross the mountain, vaguely heard someone calling him from the bottom of the mountain.Looking back, I saw several staff members waving at him, gesturing him to go back.

Lian Thorn stopped and yelled at them: "You guys are too bullying, I won't go back!"

Who bullied whom!The cameraman was crying, wishing he could cry out for injustice.

"Come back!" The staff put their hands around their mouths and formed a circle, shouting with all their strength: "Conditions, let you do it!"

Conditions can let him open?Lian Sang rolled his eyes, thought for two seconds, and shouted at them, "Give me 100 yuan!"

"Give it!" The cameraman shouted impatiently.

So easy to talk to?Lian Sang immediately pushed forward: "I want to get in the car!"

"Up, up, up!" The staff opened the door directly.As long as they don't let them climb the mountain with their children desperately, they can do anything!

Anyway, the director only said don't lose someone with him, and there are no restrictions.

A few minutes later, Lian Sang sat comfortably in the back seat of the car, next to the cameraman, drinking milk from his car.Anyway, it was given by the sponsor, no money, no drink for nothing.

Looking at the little monk who is obediently drinking milk and aloof from the world, the cameraman and the staff almost have black lines on their foreheads.Moving like a mad rabbit, quiet as a virgin, he is probably talking about this child.

In a blink of an eye, a group of people came to the town.Lian Sang pressed the straw hat extremely low, covering most of his face.Taking the 100 yuan that the staff reluctantly gave, he quietly bought all the drinks that everyone wanted.Seeing that there was a lot of money left, I bought some snacks such as chicken feet and melon seeds.

When the group returned to the small courtyard, it was not completely dark yet.When Lian Sang walked into the yard with big bags and small bags, his senior brother was the first to find him.

Lian Qing was surprised and asked, "So fast?"

The director was also amazed, why did he come back in less than an hour?

"Back and forth by car." After Lian Sang said, he carried the bag happily and went to the house, ready to put the drinks in the refrigerator.

While wiping the table, Master Ji said in surprise, "By car? Can the show crew give you a car?"

He looked at the director team again: "Since when have you been so merciful?"

The director looked confused, and turned to look at Lian Sang's follow-up photographer.However, people look at the sky and the earth, but they just don't look at him.The same goes for the other two staff members who ignored him.

Well, you can guess what's going on with your toes.Thinking of the little monk's difficult temper, terrifying physical strength and brain circuits, the director had to touch the endangered hair and admit it.If it was him who went into battle, he might have no choice but to take a step back.

Cheng Yutong was in the room now, and when he saw Lian Sang coming in, he helped him put the drink in the refrigerator.Facing a big bag of snacks after putting it away, he asked in a daze, "Are we so rich?"

Lian Sang shook his head and was about to answer when Wang Liqiang called Cheng Yutong outside to help.Cheng Yutong had no choice but to shrug his shoulders, and said as he walked out: "I'll talk about it later, ah."

Lian Sang naturally didn't care, and followed up to help.After more than ten minutes, the big guy finally sat down and had a meal in peace.

Half a chicken, some pig bones, and some pork that I bought from the village chief's house by selling labor; plus all kinds of fast food brought by Lian Qing and his brothers, as well as the fruits and vegetables brought by the vegetable garden behind the small courtyard.These things are enough for Comrade Chef Wang Liqiang to cook a large table of delicious food.

Before starting, Lian Sang went back to the room to get drinks and snacks, and put them on the table with a single mind.Seeing the obvious extra drinks and various snacks, several people were surprised.

Lian Qing was even more puzzled and asked: "San'er, did you pay for it?"

"No." Lian Sang picked up a beef ball for his senior brother, and replied casually: "There is no reason to pay money for being on the show. It is an exception for us to bring so many things here. Besides, we have even searched the soles of our shoes. Clothes were almost taken off, so where did the money come from?"

The director of the program group may have seen the variety shows that the two brothers and sisters had appeared in before, but they were already searched when they came here this time.Cha De Na was so strict that he almost picked up their inner KU.None of the money hidden in their socks or trouser legs was left behind.

"Then where did you get so much money to buy so many things?"

Wang Liqiang was also puzzled and said, "I remember that the money I gave you was just enough to buy a few bottles of drinks. Why do you still have money to buy snacks? There are also a few extra bottles of drinks. Where did you get them?"

Master Ji and Cheng Yutong also looked at him with curiosity.

"Oh, I asked the staff." Lian Sang said very calmly, picked up the Coke and took a sip, squinting his eyes in enjoyment.

"Puff...cough..." Master Ji, who was drinking soup, turned his head and spat out a mouthful of soup, coughing.

Wang Liqiang hurriedly handed him a tissue, and joked, "Oh, fortunately, there is no one behind you, or you would have to undergo a baptism."

"Cough...cough..." Master Ji wiped his mouth while suppressing his coughing.After finally recovering, he pointed at Lian Sang: "What did you just say?"

Lian Sang looked at him blankly: "I said, the money was given by the staff."

Wang Liqiang and the others looked at each other, looking at Lian Sang's expressionless face with the photographer, and at Lian Sang who was helping his senior brother to serve the meal.

Wang Liqiang asked cautiously: "What did you promise them to give you money?"

This show is very picky and cruel.They don't even give them any living expenses, they rely on themselves to earn money, and they have to desperately want some of the money they earn back.How can such a program group selflessly give money to a guest, even if the guest is young and good-looking.

In their view, the biggest possibility is that Lian Sang agreed to some unequal treaties, such as working for nothing tomorrow.Otherwise, not so good.

Lian Qing also thought of this aspect, looking at his junior brother with worry in his eyes.Although I feel that my junior brother is not that stupid, just cheating others casually, but what if!He began to wonder, if the hole dug by the program crew was too big, how could he help his junior to fill it.

Well, I don't know if threats of force will work...

However, the facts are often unexpected. Lian Sang said calmly: "No, I was angry when I saw them driving and filming me, but they didn't tell me to get in the car. Then I took a shortcut and prepared to go over the mountain to the other side of the road. Go. They couldn't keep up, so they had to beg me not to go up the mountain, and said that I would drive on condition."

Lian Qing asked: "So you asked to take a car all the way back and forth, and you asked them for money?"

"Well," Lian Sang raised his index finger, "I asked for a hundred, and I spent all of it."

As soon as the words fell, his senior brother was heartbroken: "Why did you only ask for a hundred!"

The child pursed his mouth: "I also regret it, less. At that time, I was afraid that they would repent, so I spoke too quickly."

It was a rare opportunity to cheat the program group, but the impulse asking price was too low.But he is a man who keeps his word and does what he says, so he can't go back on his word easily, so he has to admit it.

Lian Qing sighed: "You learn a lot from a pit, so reflect on it."

"Well, I'm reflecting on it." Lian Sang nodded seriously.

Both brothers and sisters had regrets on their faces, and they clinked glasses of Coke regretfully.

The director in the distance: "..." Maybe it's time for him to insure his hair.

Wang Liqiang, Master Ji and Cheng Yutong were alright, they just stared at the pair of brothers and sisters with a kind of ghost-seeking and evil eyes.

Mom, what kind of devil brother is this!After recording so many programs, this is the first time I have seen a guest who has been successfully tricked into the program group.As a result, people still disliked it less, so I started to reflect on it sincerely!

Wang Liqiang directly gave Lian Sang a thumbs up: "Master!"

Master Ji gave two thumbs up: "Werewolves!"

Cheng Yutong put his hands together in admiration, "Boss, please accept my worship!"

Regarding this, the Lian brothers were still dumbfounded.

The dinner was enjoyable, during which Lian Qing and Lian Sang's appetite was often ridiculed by the big guys.The brothers and sisters didn't care too much, and they got used to it after listening to it a lot.

After the meal was full, everyone began to chat with each other with snacks and wine.We chatted and chatted, and somehow we talked about family and partners.

As an older single and middle-aged man, Ji Ye was the first to receive the enthusiastic gossip from everyone, but he said: "I used to be busy with work, so I didn't have the heart to fall in love. After a long time, I think it's good to be alone, and I don't want to find another half."

There are quite a few people in the entertainment industry who choose to be single for similar reasons.Wang Liqiang patted him on the shoulder and didn't persuade him, he just said: "If you want to get married in the future, tell me, brother will introduce you to a good girl."

Master Ji pointed at Cheng Yutong with a smile: "Let's introduce him first, he's already in his twenties and hasn't been in a relationship yet."

Cheng Yutong waved his hands again and again: "No, I have no plans to fall in love at the moment, I'm too busy with work to take care of it."

This is not an excuse, he is now in the rising period of his career, who knows if he will have such a busy opportunity in the future after he misses it.

Wang Liqiang and Master Ji looked at Lian Sang at the same time, but the child was so absorbed in nibbling pickled pepper chicken feet that he didn't notice them at all.

But his senior brother Lian Qing noticed it, waved his big hand in front of Lian Sang, and said in disapproval: "Brothers, don't think about our child, he is still young!"

The child who gnawed on the chicken feet didn't hear their previous topic clearly, and raised his head blankly after hearing the words: "Huh?"

Holding a chicken paw in one hand and holding a Coke in the other, the petite figure is cute and cute, full of childishness, which instantly dispelled Wang Liqiang and Ji Ye's desire to move around.

Lian Qing stuffed another chicken foot into the child, and said angrily: "It's okay, eat yours."

"Oh." The child didn't mind the brother's sudden tempered tone at all, so he continued to gnaw.But this time, I didn't have the nerve to get too involved, so I devoted some attention to everyone's conversation.

Seeing Lian Qing's undisguised displeasure, Wang Liqiang smiled: "What's the matter, when you think that the third son of your family will get married in the future and have a partner, I feel uncomfortable?"

Lian Sang's ears twitched slightly, why did he talk about his other half?

But speaking of the other half...

For some reason, the appearance of Brother Da Song appeared in his mind.Shaking his head, he must have read too much fanfiction!Well, it's been a few days since I saw the update, I don't know how much the author has written.

Lian Qing was really sad: "He has grown up too..."

He sighed a little melancholy: "When the master picked up San'er back, it was just a small ball, and it could only scream 'ah' and 'ah'. The skin was still a little wrinkled, and there were a few bites on the forehead by ants. Red dots..."

"In order to keep him alive, my master and I carried him down the mountain every day, looking for aunts in the village who had just given birth, and asking them to feed the baby. After about two months, the aunts at the foot of the mountain ran out of milk, so we Feed him rice water..."

"Master and I really raised him little by little, from a small group, to a toddler, to a babbler, and then to a man who can practice martial arts and chant scriptures. You don't know, when he shouted ' When Master "Senior Brother", Master and I almost cried together."

Lian Sang was at the side to disrupt the stage: "Where did it come from? Master said that you have already cried in your arms."

"Shut up!" Lian Qing stuffed his paw into his junior brother's hand again, and said fiercely: "Is it easy for me to be sensational? It's not easy! So don't interrupt me!"

"Oh..." Lian Sang shut his mouth aggrievedly.

Everyone who saw the interaction between the two brothers couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha..."

The series of laughter made Lian Qing feel a little embarrassed, and when everyone stopped laughing, he continued: "Anyway, it was really hard for us to raise him so big, and we must be reluctant to see him get married early. If he becomes Home, still living in our house, it’s okay. But what if his other half doesn’t like to live with us after marriage, or for other reasons, wants to move out? "

"We have poured so much effort into him, and finally cultivated him into a healthy adult that we are proud of...how could we be willing to..."

Speaking of the latter, Lian Qing's voice became lower and lower, and his eyes were slightly red.

Wang Liqiang, who has children of his own, couldn't help but blushed when he thought of the children in his family, and sighed: "When I think that in the future, there will be someone more important than our parents around my children, and I will even feel uncomfortable if they want to leave us. Alas, poor parents in the world..."

Cheng Yutong and Master Ji did not speak, and silently reflected on himself—they were not married, but for now, they did not live with their parents either.Even because of work reasons, the New Year's Day is rarely at home.

Cheng Yutong was more introspective.In the past few years, because his parents have become more and more verbose, he thinks they are annoying, and he rarely calls back on his own initiative.Sometimes when he received a call from them, he also said that he became impatient after a few words, and couldn't listen to the repeated instructions, so he hung up the phone on the pretext of work.

Thinking about it now, how unfair it is to parents!

The atmosphere gradually became a little depressed.Until Lian Sang suddenly said: "Brother, you think about this kind of problem too early."

"Why is it so early, you are already an adult!" Lian Qing said angrily.

"But firstly, I don't have a date now, and secondly, I'm still four years away from the national legal marriage age!"

"Pfft..." Master Ji couldn't help laughing, "Everyone is feeling sad, why are you, one of the parties involved, so calm, as if you are not moved."

Lian Sang said helplessly: "Because, I have thought about this kind of problem a long time ago. Even if I get married in the future, I will not leave home."

Lian Qing couldn't help being happy, stretched out his hand to mess up his hair, and scolded with a smile: "Come on, you brat, don't set the flag casually..."

Lian Sang let him act as a monster on her head indifferently, and she was very firm in her heart.Anyway, regardless of whether his future partner is a human or a god, he will never move out of the house.He doesn't think his future partner can be more important than his family, really.

Several people laughed and made noise for a while, seeing that it was not too early, they prepared to clean up the dishes.

After cleaning up, Lian Sang picked up a bowl of meat that he had left earlier, and ran out to find the big yellow dog.

Before reaching the owner's house of the big yellow dog, he bumped into the dog on the way.

The child waved to the big yellow dog, led it back to the yard, and then gave it meat to eat.The big yellow dog was obviously extremely excited, and most of the dogs freed in the village ate leftovers from their owners.Not to mention the meat, with bones mixed with gravy, it is a hearty meal for it.As for a whole bowl of meat, meat and bones, that's something I can't even imagine.

The big yellow dog immediately put his head down and ate bitterly, wagging his tail vigorously while eating.

Lian Sang gently stroked its smooth hair, and whispered close to its ear: "Hey, eat more, obviously it's up to you, ah!"

The big yellow dog raised its head obsequiously, and poked Lian Sang with its dog's head, looking innocent.I don't know what kind of purgatory it is waiting for tomorrow.

After feeding the big yellow dog, Lian Sang lined up to take a bath.When he returned to the room, his senior brother was standing on his head on the bed, chatting with Wang Liqiang.

Lian Sang sat directly on the bed, crossed his legs, and said to the team leader Wang Liqiang: "Brother, brother Cheng and I will go to work at the village chief's house tomorrow, shall we?"

Wang Liqiang was quite indifferent: "Okay."

Lian Sang, who got the answer, smiled happily, leaned against the wall and began to pick his feet.Or rather, snapping your toes.Forward, backward, left and right.

Lian Qing turned a blind eye to this, since he couldn't correct it anyway, so he just ignored it.The child in their family is good at everything, but there are not a few minor problems.

One likes to bite his fingers, and the other likes to pick his feet before going to bed.Later, the little feet grew into big feet, and it became toe breaking.

In fact, when the child was younger, before about three years old, he still liked to stick his toes in his mouth and chew on them.

Wang Liqiang found it interesting, and joked: "Oh, little monk, why do I feel that after you quarreled with those geese, you seem to be out of play? I don't feel as cold as before. pretty good."

Lian Sang nodded: "Yes, it feels like the heavy feeling in my heart has been released a lot. But there is still a little bit left, I think it's almost enough to quarrel with them again." It's best to have a fight.

Still noisy?Lian Qing kicked him and scolded with a smile: "What's wrong with you, are you stupid!"

Lian Sang looked back at his senior brother helplessly, "I'm not stupid! I'm serious!"

Lian Qing sneered, ignored him, and continued to stand on his head.

Master Ji just walked in and asked, "What are you talking about, are you stupid or not?"

"The little monk said that he was going to fight with those geese again." Master Ji said with a smile, "It is said that arguing with the geese will help him to play. Tell me, why are there still such funny people!"

Master Ji was overjoyed, pinched Lian Sang's little face, and joked: "Success, when are you going to quarrel with those geese, call me. When the time comes, brother will help you!"

Cheng Yutong, who had just walked in, heard this and said cheerfully, "I'll help you too, so I'll give you momentum!"

Lian Sang pouted, he didn't need their help.He has a big yellow dog, that's enough!

Early the next morning, Lian Sang called for the big yellow dog, and one person and one dog marched towards the village chief's house in a stately manner.

Cheng Yutong who was left behind: "..."

He suddenly had an ominous premonition.I don't know if it's too late to go home now?

The author has something to say: Lian Sang: My head is not made of dough!