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Q: What kind of experience is it like to be besieged by a group of geese?

Answer: There is no fluctuation on the surface, but there is a lot of panic in the heart.

This is the current situation of Lian Sang.He also really wants to express his heart, but recently he has been paralyzed in front of his face for a long time, his facial expression management has run away from home, and he can't receive the instructions from his brain at all.

So much so that Cheng Yu screamed at the same time, mistakenly thinking that Lian Sang could handle it, and dropped a sentence: "I won't hold you back, you hold on first, I'll go to the corn forest to find rescuers!"

So he fled without a bone.

Fleeing halfway, his conscience was restless, he turned his head and saw Lian Sang quickly and ruthlessly choked a goose beak that was about to peck him.The other hand slapped the other goose's neck open with ease.

Cheng Yutong was immediately relieved, seeing that Lian Sang could hold on for a while.So he quickened his pace and ran to the corn grove next door to find someone.

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On the other side, after Lian Qing entered the corn grove with the two elder brothers, he quickly learned the skill of breaking corn.The three old men chatted while working, which was not boring.

After a while, a scream was heard in the distance.Lian Qing raised his head and said hesitantly, "It seemed to be Cheng Yutong's voice just now?"

Wang Liqiang said calmly: "I guess he was frightened by something again, so ignore him. This kid is good at everything, but he is a little timid. Last time, he was so scared by the geese raised by the villagers that he almost didn't cry, and he was ashamed. before the guests."

It was quite miserable, Lian Qing silently sympathized with Cheng Yutong.Boys, mostly save face.It's too tragic to be ashamed in front of girls.

Master Ji also chatted without saying a word: "Speaking of which, Lian Sang is quite courageous. Is there anything he is afraid of?"

Lian Qing thought for a while and said, "Yes, he is afraid of our master."

"Master? I remember your master is not a kind elder? How could he be afraid?"

"Because I can't beat it." Lian Qingsuo answered naturally.I can't beat them, so I'm afraid, isn't it normal?San'er used to be afraid of him too, but in recent years she's not so afraid after her force value is almost equal to him.

Wang Liqiang seemed to think of something, and smiled: "You brothers and sisters are really interesting. If I remember correctly, the little monk was naughty in the film crew, drawing on your master's face and drawing two small horns on his forehead. On the one hand, he was afraid, on the other hand he was nervous, trying to make your master angry. But your master didn’t seem to care about him, just laughed and scolded him when he woke up.”

"It's a joke. Our master knows that San'er is painting on his face and pretending to be asleep." Lian Qing smiled warmly, "San'er has loved to whisper when Master is asleep since he was a child." Paint and paint on his face. But we all know that Master is pretending to be asleep and playing tricks on him on purpose."

Master Ji couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "No wonder he is getting more and more skinny, the feelings are all given to you parents!"

Lian Qing threw the freshly broken corn into the basket, and chatted about some old things with a smile: "I remember before, when I was three or four years old, Master's beard was a little gray. San'er took a big ink pen to take advantage of him. Going to take a nap to paint, saying that Master will not grow old if he paints black."

"It's very heartwarming, this child." Wang Liqiang, a parent, couldn't help feeling emotional, "If my child is naughty for this reason, I won't be willing to beat him."

Lian Qing nodded: "There was another time later, he drew a turtle on Master's face."

"That's too much!" Master Ji frowned slightly, "You don't care?"

"Come on, my master asked him why he drew a turtle while spanking his ass. Guess what he said?"

Master Ji followed suit and asked, "How did you say it?"

"He said," Lian Qing cleared his throat, imitating the aggrieved tone of his own child at that time: "It is said in the book that turtles live long."

Master Ji and Wang Liqiang blushed instantly.The child's thoughts are pure and innocent. He heard that the turtle lived a long life, so he drew a turtle on the master's face, hoping that the master would live a long life too.

The heart of a child can be seen from this.

Seeing that the two elder brothers were quite touched, Lian Qing resumed his brisk tone and said: "He has always had some ideas of his own since he was a child, and behind some seemingly mischievous behaviors, there are good intentions. Stupid is stupid point, but that piece of pure heart is what many people wish for.”

"So many times, my master, and brother Yu, would go along with him and fight with him half-truths and half-fakes. But after he grew up, he didn't fight like this often. It was just a whim when he was filming. Probably in the movie Being beaten up by the master, the kid was a little depressed, and deliberately drew two devil horns on the master's forehead."

"Of course, you can't get used to it when you're really rough. Master and I will beat him, but not many times. Now that he's older, to save face, we almost never fight him."

Master Ji smiled: "Didn't you beat him up when he was broadcasting live a few days ago! You have been on the trending search for a long time, I can't laugh."

Almost forgot about this experience, Lian Qing rubbed her nose in embarrassment: "Hey, I couldn't help it, I regretted it later."

Wang Liqiang was overjoyed: "You regret being on the trending search? That's traffic, even people like me can't get on it."

"Brother Wang, being on the trending searches is not necessarily a good thing." Lian Qing comforted him, "It's easy to recruit gangsters. You don't know how much our studio has spent all these years to remove the trending searches for me, both good and bad. .”

Wang Liqiang thought of something, and joked: "Hahaha... I've really heard of this. Your studio has a certain amount of expenditure every year, which is specially used to remove all kinds of trending searches for you. But now it seems that you The hot search physique is also inherited from your junior brother."

But, God knows why Lian Sang is also a popular physique!Lian Qing was helpless, sighed, and was about to take advantage of the situation to complain, when a shout came from his ear.

"It's not good, it's not good..."

It was Cheng Yutong's voice, from far to near, full of panic.The three hurriedly dropped the things in their hands and walked out of the corn grove, just in time to collide with Cheng Yutong.

I saw Cheng Yutong running out of breath. When he saw them, his eyes lit up, he stopped abruptly, and shouted anxiously while pointing in a certain direction: "It's not good, the little monk and the goose from the village head's house Fight!"

Fight?Lian Qing hurriedly asked: "Did San'er win?"

Cheng Yutong was stunned. Is this the reaction a normal person should have?

Master Ji patted Lian Qing: "What's your name, our little monk can't beat a goose!"

"It's not one, it's a flock!" Cheng Yutong roared anxiously, "It's the old and fierce white geese in the village head's house!"

"Damn it, don't say it earlier!" Lian Qing suddenly ran towards the direction Cheng Yutong pointed.

Master Ji waited for the three of them to follow up, running and persuading: "Run slowly, your follower and photographer can't keep up. Don't worry, there are only a dozen geese, and the little monk's fighting power is so strong, he won't be injured. La."

The cameraman behind Lian Qing's side nodded while running, it was too fast, it was unnecessary!

Lian Qing ran and shouted back: "The problem is that we can't afford to pay for a dozen geese! We have no money!!!"

"!!!!!!"

Ji Ye Cheng Yutong and Wang Liqiang woke up immediately, and finally realized the seriousness of the problem—the goose belonged to someone else, and if he died, he would have to pay for it!They are recording the show now, where can they make so much money!

The three of them immediately speeded up and ran over there crazily.Just kidding, Lian Qing and Lian Sang are flying guests, and they will be out of the sea of ​​suffering in two days.where are they?It is still uncertain when I will be able to do enough farm work and collect enough money to pay back the village chief!

At this time, time is of the essence, and several people were running madly, only thinking of rushing to the scene as soon as possible, so that only one goose could be saved.Saving is not life, but money that is more important than life!

After running for a while, they heard "quack" geese from a distance, and occasionally "woof".Several people had a question in their minds: Why are there still dogs?

When they arrived at the place Cheng Yutong pointed out, they didn't see the bloody scene of "dead corpses everywhere" as they had imagined.There was nothing on the grass except some goose feathers and two bamboo poles.

The few people reacted quickly, and immediately followed the cry of the goose to find it.After a while, they found the group of geese and people under a big tree not far away.

They saw the person they were looking for, the little monk Lian Sang, who was clinging to the trunk of a giant tree at this moment, confronting the passionate geese under the tree.And his follow-up photographer stood five meters away from the geese, carrying the camera and dutifully filming.

"Quack quack quack!" The big fat goose in the lead patted the tree trunk with its wings, raised its head and yelled, without guessing what it meant—come down!

Lian Sang on the tree trunk looked calm, and opened his mouth to the bottom: "Wow, woof!"

"Quack quack quack!" All the geese flapped their wings, and they continued to yell at the people in the tree like fried chickens.

Lian Sang still had a calm face, imitating the tone of a goose: "quack quack quack quack!" If you don't go down, I have one more sound than you, and I will piss you off!

The geese stopped immediately: "Quack quack quack quack!" They flapped their wings even harder, wishing they could take off on the spot.

It seems that the posture of pawing on the tree is not very comfortable, which affects his performance.Lian Sang nimbly climbed to the upper branch and sat down there.There are many protrusions on the branches, which hurt my buttocks.Lian Sang simply changed the direction again, and fell back, hanging upside down on the tree trunk with his knees.

Everything was ready, he fixed his eyes on the geese under the tree, and said again with a serious expression: "Quack quack quack quack quack!"

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The people who saw the scene of "man and goose quarreling" from afar said, "..." That's great, the geese are alive.

A few seconds later, Wang Liqiang: "...Pfft! Hehehehehe..."

Master Ji: "Crazy, hahahaha..."

Cheng Yutong: "Mourning illness hahaha..."

Lian Qing covered his face, feeling ashamed to face others, and said to others: "I said I don't know him, do you believe me?"

In return, the others laughed louder and more presumptuously.

Lian Sang, who was hanging upside down on the tree, heard the sound and looked up.My eyes lit up when I saw the senior brother, and the helper is here!He hurriedly shouted: "Brother, come and help me, I can't beat them in arguing."

The others covered their stomachs with laughter: "Hahahahaha..."

Even the cameraman was holding back his laughter until his hands were shaking, and the machine was almost unable to handle it.What kind of sand sculpture is this? There is really no one who has to find a helper when arguing with a goose.

Lian Qing turned around and left.He's a mature man, he quarrels with the goose, he refuses!

Seeing that the senior brother was about to leave, Lian Sang hurriedly shook his body, and said anxiously: "Oh, senior brother, don't run away, come and help me. I can't fight alone, my mouth is dry..."

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