I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

The idea is beautiful, but the reality is extremely cruel.

When he saw himself in the show carrying a big bag of coconuts like two idiots, rushing to the seaside and getting angry at Luo Zisheng and Zhao Cheng, Lian Sang knew that he was over.

He took a deep breath, lowered his head and swiped Weibo.

[Pfft, the following photographer who sympathized with the little monk was left far behind]

[Hahaha... carrying such a big bag and running like Erha, why do I want to laugh so much]

[Erha is inappropriate, the smile is so happy and sweet, or Satsuma is more like 333]

Lian Sang pouted, he couldn't be a human being!

Looking up and watching TV again, the self on the top showed off the coconuts he picked to the two big brothers with a small face, and complacently accepted the compliments from the brothers, and then went to the beach to wash his hands.

After a while, standing by the sea, he suddenly screamed that there was a snake.

The camera shook for a while, and after a while, it aimed at the direction he pointed, but only a long black strip was photographed, which looked like a snake at first glance.

Even Sang was almost too embarrassed to read the content below.It was at this time that he found out through the TV that Luo Zi was giving Zhao Cheng a bad look to prevent him from telling him the truth.

So that in the follow-up, he cried there with tears and snot and said his last words, and the two of them could hold back their laughter there.But at that time, my eyes were blurred with tears, and I failed to discover their "conspiracy".

Looking down at Weibo again, the comments exploded as early as when he started to explain his "last words".

[Although it looks like a snake, but Luo Ge's reaction to Chengzi is obviously not.And the wound doesn't look like it was bitten...]

[If it was really a sea snake, the child would never have returned.Brother Luo is too bad, he knows how to scare children]

[I feel sorry for the little monk, puff haha... I actually confessed my last words! ]

[Damn it, this operation is too fucking outrageous!She even cried directly to the camera while confessing 3333]

[Zai Zai looks so pitiful when she cries... My heart hurts, I hug Zai Zai]

[Wait, you even gave me your private money and bank card password!Poof, so the password turns out to be a family member's birthday?What a fat thing to be funny and sad]

[The bottom of the bed is covered with private money hhh learned another trick]

[Pfft... Although I feel sorry for his senior brother, but... child, you can be more careful, it's okay to let brother Yu beat your senior brother hhh]

[Daily don't cheat senior brother uncomfortable series, hahaha...]

[Laughing wildly and being moved to tears at the same time, my brother just came back and saw me like this, and asked me if I was crazy.How should I answer...]

[What kind of sand sculpture is this big baby, I'm afraid that the underground will not allocate a house, so it's okay to ask the brother to burn a paper house 333]

[San'er, I'm afraid your senior brother is going to kill you and go to hell]

[Mom, let Master send someone with black hair to someone with black hair... I just lost control of my tears with a smile, it feels so sad]

[Me too... It's obvious that I'm very silly, but I just want to cry.My mother and grandma are also crying, crying and laughing while saying that this is a good boy]

[I cried too... I was watching a sand sculpture show, why did I feel so sad QWQ Think about it, if I die, then I will definitely miss my relatives, friends, and my dog]

[I think of the parent-child show that the three-year-old monk and his senior brother were on many years ago. At that time, I watched it with tears in my eyes, and it also caused many viewers to reflect on the parent-child relationship. ]

[This pair of seniors is really poisonous, crying and laughing at the same time, I really... can't take it anymore]

[Pfft, I know I regret not having a relationship...]

[Brother Zhao laughed until he rolled over...]

[Imagine if it was a real sea snake, what the little monk said would really become the "last words"... I suddenly felt that I should write a will, after all, life is so impermanent. ]

…………

The three parents who were watching the program in front of the TV felt uncomfortable in every possible way.

At first, when they saw the sound of children being bitten by snakes, they were all very worried.But Yu Wen Ning was calmer, telling the truth.

Afterwards, the child confessed his last words with tears in his eyes, which made them laugh and angry, and even sadder.

Lian Qing's eyes were even redder, and he said dryly after holding back for a long time: "Fool!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped by the master.The master said angrily: "You were bitten by a snake when you were a child, and you cried worse than your junior brother. While howling, you shouted that you could no longer be filial to your teacher."

Speaking of this, the old man couldn't help having a sore nose and red eyes.He stretched out his hand to wipe away his tears as if nothing had happened, and said, "You two brothers..."

The two children are obviously not related by blood and have a large age gap, but their hearts and temperaments are quite similar.What I miss in my heart is always my family, and what I can't let go of is always my family.

He couldn't even imagine what kind of despair it would be if one day he was really white... a hairless person sending a black-haired person away.I can't believe how sad these two children will be when I die one day in the future.

The old man sighed and thought sadly, he should take care of his body more and not mess around anymore.I have to try to live a few more years, at least until the young apprentice is mature and sensible, and can face life and death calmly...

Lian Qing touched his nose when he heard Master revealing his old background, and gave Yu Wenning a red eye.But Yu Wen Ning stared at the TV with the same red eyes.

On the TV, their baby Pidao was crying miserably, his eyes, nose and ears were all red, and he looked very pitiful.

The two of them felt very uncomfortable. The child in their family was grown up by them, and he didn't suffer much.Except when Lian Qing was admitted to the hospital in an accident when he was three years old, and the child cried so hard that he couldn't answer, I had never seen him cry like this.

However, while the child was crying, he did not forget to explain his last words as clearly as possible.How could the parents bear it, and they all wished to fly over to hug and coax the children.

Lian Qing couldn't help complaining about Luo Zisheng, what to do to frighten his children, he is still a child who has just grown up!

While muttering, a message from Luo Zisheng came through WeChat.Click to open it, sorry for the full screen.After a while, Zhao Chengyi also sent a message, also full of sorry.Lian Qing gritted her teeth and wanted to scold the two of them, from the strands of her hair to the heels of her feet.

He has never been very good at swearing, so he specially asked Yu Wenning for advice.Yu Wenning was also angry in his heart, directly took his mobile phone, and harmed the two of them from beginning to end without a single smudge.

Those two people were already guilty, and the reply in Lian Qing's wechat showed that it was from his man.So the two who were so cowardly had no choice but to accept all the hurtful words while smiling.

On the other hand, Song Xingcheng, who was also distressed because of the child, didn't expect Lian Sang to mention him in his last words.It's just that the content made him dumbfounded, the child reminded his senior brother to remember to pay back his own money for him...

Seeing the child say something with tears in his eyes, he will still find him a brother in the next life, and he will be a friend of Wangnian, and he gradually loses his ability to laugh.

Suddenly, my heart felt sour and blocked, but I couldn't say why.Song Xingcheng frowned slightly, subconsciously ground his back teeth, fixed his eyes on Lian Sang on the computer, and tapped the table with his fingers involuntarily...

Lian Sang was still checking Weibo, but unexpectedly, not many people on the Internet were really laughing at him.At least, few of them are malicious.

[Hehehe... Nima, you even called out to protect Sister Sha and the others, what kind of super sand sculpture is this hahaha...]

[Wucao, even said that if the number of people under protection is limited, priority should be given to parents 3333]

[I am really laughing so hard that I am looking for boxes all over the place...]

[He still thinks about letting senior brother and Zhao Chengyi cook for him, mother, I can't do it...I'm dead, my stomach hurts so much hhhh]

[Let Zhao Cheng give him barbecue meat and don't forget to dip it in sauce, puff box...]

[Sure enough, even if a foodie becomes a dying person, don’t you still miss a bite to eat? 333]

[Bahahahahaha... What kind of coquettish operation is it to go back to the seaside to find snake eels the first time you are sure that you will not die]

[Show off, box... no, I can't straighten up from laughing]

…………

Seeing this scene, Lian Sang rubbed his stomach and suddenly wanted to eat fish.However, the taste of Chinese food cooked abroad is always so bad, the child thought it would be better to go back to China as soon as possible.However, I don't know if the brothers and the others are angry with themselves, and how high the degree of anger is...

Just as I was thinking about it, the phone rang, and the logo displayed on it was Master.

He dared to refuse the brother's call, but not the master's.

The child put down the wine glass, picked up the phone slowly, and pressed the answer button.

"Crooked, ligers..." The child purposely softened his voice and acted cutely like the tone he had when he was a child.

Master's angry voice came: "You brat, don't pretend to be good, get the hell out of here tomorrow!"

It sounds quite angry.Lian Sang said cautiously: "Liger, tiger, it won't work tomorrow. I asked a friend out to do something, so I can't let people go without promise..."

At this time, the brother's angry voice came from the other end of the phone: "Where is your friend from abroad, stop fooling people! Come back quickly, we can hit you lightly, otherwise..."

This is already a blatant threat.Lian Sang swallowed, and bravely hung up the phone.

On the other side, Lian Qing held the phone in a daze for a moment, then looked up at Master and Yu Wenning in disbelief: "He actually hung up on me!"

Master frowned: "It seems that it is time to beat up..."

Originally, when Lian Qing proposed to beat the child up, so as not to keep the child from talking about death, and also to give a sigh of relief to himself who had been exposed by the child, the old man did not agree at first.But I couldn't bear it, the big apprentice was right.This little apprentice of his really needs to be cleaned up.

It's just that his heart was swinging from side to side at that time. After all, the little apprentice cried so badly on TV, which made him still have lingering fears, and he was a bit reluctant to watch the child being beaten.

now...

The master dared to hang up the phone, it seemed that he really deserved a beating.

Lian Sang, who was far away on the other side of the ocean, didn't know at this time that when he hung up the phone, it was equivalent to blocking the only remaining escape route.

The kid is still complacent about hanging up the phone quickly, and he is not in the country, so his brothers and teachers can't call him.

Well, but it’s not shameful to hide abroad all the time, let’s go back secretly tomorrow...

The author has something to say: At this moment, Lian Qing was lifting the bed floor in San'er's room, while Yu Wenning was looking for the child's bank card...