I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Lian Sang has lived for 18 years, never thinking that one day he will fall into the hands of a snake.

He watched the animal world a lot when he was a child, so he knew that nine out of ten snakes that come out of the sea are sea snakes, which belong to the cobra family, and are basically venomous.If bitten, the toxin spreads quickly and can kill you in a few hours.

It is impossible for the accompanying doctor of the program group to bring snake venom serum, which cannot save him, and it will take some time for them to return to the land from the island.Even if the legs are tied up immediately, and when you go to the hospital, the hospital may not have ready-made serum.Those who delay one or two delays will be doomed.

To sum up, the child believed that he was doomed.

His eyes were red and tears were about to fall.After being supported by Zhao Chengyi to sit down, he cried intermittently: "Brother Zhao, please do something."

Zhao Cheng opened his mouth, and closed it again under Luo Zisheng's wink.After two seconds, he said in a muffled voice, "Say it."

The child pursed his lips and said, "Help me bring some last words to my senior brother and the others."

Zhao Chengyi was cleaning the child's wound with mineral water, but his hands trembled when he heard this, and he almost pinched finger marks on the wound on the child's foot.Luo Zisheng pulled the cameraman over steadily, and said to the child, "Speak directly to the camera, your brother and the others will be able to see it."

Lian Sang thought about it for a while and found it very reasonable.He sniffled and said to the camera with a nasal voice and a childish voice: "Brother, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed at you for being afraid of snakes, really. Snakes are terrible, and the bite still hurts. "Although it tastes delicious.

"Let me tell you a secret... that is, in fact, last time, the money I gave you was not all my money... You turned my bed over, and I pasted a lot of money on the bottom of the bed, all from my lucky money. The ones left... and my cards, all of which have a little money in them, and I can't remember the exact password, anyway, it's either your birthday, or Master or Brother Yu's..."

"Brother, don't work so hard in filming in the future. Our family has money, so we don't need you to work hard! Everyone will feel sorry for your health. Brother Yu and Master will still count on you to take care of them in the future."

"Be good with Brother Yu, Ang! Don't listen to Brother Yu. The last time you went to the hospital with a stomachache, Brother Yu was so distressed that his eyes were red, and he didn't let you see it. Brother Yu, don't get too used to it." Brother, hit him when it’s time to hit him, don’t hold back. Anyway, if you hit him, he won’t dare to fight back, he’s always afraid that he’ll break you if he’s not careful..."

"...Remember to burn something delicious and fun for me during the holidays. By the way, it's best to burn a paper house similar to our villa. I'm afraid there will be no house allocated underground..."

"And master, my disciple is unfilial and makes your hair gray..." At this point, even Thornton was stunned, his master has no hair!So he changed his words with tears in his voice: "... I'm sorry for letting you send someone without hair to someone with black hair..."

"Woo... At your age, don't run around anymore, and don't run too far if you want to run, ah..."

As the child talked, he began to cry, but he was very sad: "I can't bear you... Senior brother, master, Brother Yu... Woo..."

Zhao Cheng couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed wildly on the ground: "Hahaha, box, box... box..."

Luo Zisheng finally couldn't help it anymore, he patted the child's back lightly while laughing, and comforted him: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. That's not a sea snake, you can't die."

Lian Sang didn't believe it at all, sniffled, forced himself to calm down, and said as clearly as possible: "Don't comfort me, I have seen the animal world. It would be fine if it was a water snake, but this water is sea water, and the snake must also be a sea snake, poisonous very big."

"Don't worry, I'm not such a person who doesn't care about life and death. I'm just a little sad. I graduated with great difficulty, and I'm about to die before I enjoy life..."

"Woo... If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't work so hard if I knew it earlier, and I read it slowly... For studying, I didn't even have time to talk about love... I regret it so much, woo!"

Now even the cameraman, who is a top-notch master of holding back his laughter, can hardly handle the machine anymore, shaking and shaking.

The child was teary-eyed: "It's bad, I think you all seem to be shaking... It seems that I don't have much time. Brother camera, come closer to me, I still have a few words to say."

The cameraman took a deep breath, forced a smile down his throat, and leaned closer to the child's face.

Lian Sang hurriedly said: "I just forgot to say, brother, you remember to help me pay back Brother Da Song. Today he helped me cheat and brought me a lot of food, you remember to pay me back."

"And Brother Song, I don't know if you can see it, but I still want to say... If there is an afterlife, we will still be friends and good brothers!"

"You and Brother Song are doing well, Brother Song is just a little awkward, but he still respects and loves you as a big brother..."

"And Sister Sha, Sister Cheng... Brothers and sisters, don't worry, I will protect you underground..."

Zhao Chengyi was already rolling with laughter, and Luo Zisheng couldn't control it anymore, trying to squeeze out a sentence: "Then you also take the time, please protect me."

"Let's see the situation," the child said while wiping tears, "If the number of places is limited, then I can only ask my family to bless you first..."

The child said pitifully: "And Brother Luo, I have a few boxes of chocolates in my backpack, you can give them to my brother for me, he also likes to eat them. By the way, remember to ask him to burn a box for me, in case I eat them Got it, I'll give him another dream and ask him to burn a few more boxes..." Then burn some pig's trotters made by Brother Yu.

"My box office split should be worth hundreds of millions, and I will inherit it all to my brother. Brother, don't worry about it, buy more food and burn it for me..." Anyway, people are not afraid of tooth decay after death.

"Brother Zhao, don't cry..." The child didn't see clearly whether Zhao Chengyi was crying or laughing, anyway, the voice was "boxy boxy", and he was still a little out of breath, a bit like crying hard look.He only thought that Zhao Chengyi was crying so hard because he was worried about him and couldn't bear him.

"In case I can eat what you burn, I'll give you a dream. Then you grill me a piece of meat and cook it for me. Remember to dip it in hot sauce..."

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Luo Zisheng's conscience finally exploded, he held the child's face in his hands while laughing maniacally, and said intermittently: "I really didn't lie to you... Box, that's a snake eel... Box box box..."

The staff on the side were relatively calm, smiling and reading encyclopedia information on their mobile phones: "Snake eel, an eel that looks like a snake, with sharp teeth and tail. It lives in shallow water near the coast of the ocean and can be eaten..."

Lian Sang pursed her lips, looked at the man with tears in her eyes, and asked in a nasal voice, "Really?"

"Really, can Brother Luo lie to you? No!" Luo Zisheng patted his chest shamelessly, as if he was not the one who stopped Zhao Chengyi from telling the truth.

Zhao Chengyi finally calmed down slowly, moved in front of the child, pointed at his wound, and said, "No, does your wound look like it was bitten by a snake? Whose snake bite is a bloodstain! "

"Then... I haven't been bitten before, so I don't know. Besides, it wasn't bitten by a snake. Why does it hurt so much?" The child asked, staring at his wound.He usually has a lot of bumps and bumps, but there is never a small injury that hurts so badly.If it weren't for the pain in his heart, he wouldn't immediately conclude that he was bitten by a snake.

"Nonsense, can it not hurt! You are standing in the sea, you are not like salt on the wound! I see, your injury is probably accidentally scratched by the snake eel's tail." Luo Zisheng He patted the child on the shoulder and laughed to himself after the pat.

It seems reasonable to say this... Lian Sang stared at his wound that was still bleeding out, raised his head again, and said pitifully, "Is it really a sea snake?"

"Really not!" Luo Zisheng shook his head affirmatively.

"I can't die?" The child reconfirmed.

"I can't die!" Zhao Cheng nodded affirmatively.

"Huh..." The child let out a long breath, "I'm scared to death!"

After calming down a little, he cheered up and asked, "Can the snake eel be eaten? Is it really not poisonous?"

The staff who read the encyclopedia before replied: "Yes, it is said in the encyclopedia that it is not poisonous and the meat is delicious..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Lian Sang on the ground rolling with a carp, turning over and running into the water.

A few people were taken aback and hurried to follow.Zhao Chengyi was even more worried: "What are you doing, you don't think the wound hurts enough!"

The child bent down to explore the water and replied, "I'm looking for that snake eel!"

"What are you looking for, revenge?"

"No, catch it and eat it, such a fat fish..."

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In the end, the snake eel was still not found, but Lian Sang's wound was soaked in sea water and was numb with pain.

When the group returned to the station, Sun Yazhi and Qian Linsen were already there.Seeing them, especially seeing Lian Sanghong carrying a big bag of things with big eyes, both of them jumped.

"Little monk, why are your eyes red?"

"Hey, what's in that bag, it's such a big bag. Come on, put it down quickly, be careful not to press your feet..."

Lian Sang put down the bag of coconuts, and Luo Zisheng came over with the medicine kit, asked him to sit aside, and gave him the medicine.

When Sun Yazhi saw the wound, they were both surprised and worried: "What's going on, why is your foot still scratched? It looks like it's been soaked in water..."

Zhao Chengyi casually explained to the two: "I was scratched by the snake eel's tail at the beach, it's nothing serious."

Qian Linsen frowned: "Hey, I thought something was wrong, his eyes were so red. But he was injured, you still let him carry that bag?"

Zhao Chengyi was a little embarrassed: "He is scrambling to carry it, and besides him, no one else can carry it..."

Sun Yazhi asked suspiciously: "Little monk, I remember that you were not very strong before, why are you crying with such a small wound?"

Lian Sang looked up at him with red eyes, then stared at Luo Zisheng again, and said, "I thought I was bitten by a sea snake, Brother Luo and Brother Zhao didn't tell me the truth. I thought I was going to die..."

Zhao Cheng hurriedly waved his hands: "It's none of my business. I wanted to tell you that it wasn't a sea snake. It's all because of Brother Luo. He kept me from talking."

"Oh, Zhao Chengyi, you are too disrespectful. You were not the one who laughed the loudest just now! You laughed and cried, don't you remember?"

"No, Brother Luo, obviously you took the lead in bullying him..."

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The two started arguing with each other one sentence at a time, and just as they were about to strike, Lian Sang clenched his fists and shouted, "Hit him, hit him!"

After shouting, he murmured in a low voice: "It's better to beat both sides, and vent your anger!"

Zhao Chengyi and Luo Zisheng, who heard it clearly, said: "..."

The two broke up as soon as they hit each other, and turned their heads to go about their own business.The remaining child frowned and said anxiously: "Hey, why don't you fight? Hurry up, I'll cheer you up..."

The author has something to say: what a miserable monk