I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

The director of "Come on, Brother" encountered the biggest challenge in his life, or his nemesis.

This is the second nemesis he has encountered since becoming a reality show director - Yu Liansang.As for the first nemesis, it was Lian Qing, the child's senior brother more than ten years ago.

It was never expected that he would fall into the hands of a pair of senior brothers for more than ten years.

What's more unexpected is that this damn kid is more social than his senior brother!Back then, his senior brother pulled up the trees in the amusement park, scaring the big snake in the garden so much that he missed two meals, and almost made their program group lose a lot of money.Although the ratings exploded because of him later, the program group did not suffer at all.However, that time still left a lot of psychological shadow on the program group.

What about this time?The child is even more amazing!When the cage says to break, it will be broken, if it is said to be pulled, it will be pulled out, if it is said to be dragged, it will be dragged away.Now he is even more ruthless, actually took advantage of the loopholes in his rules, and turned the man in black who he arranged to arrest them into a trap!

He even doubted that if he was on the field, the kid would also catch him and put him in the cage.

The director felt like he was going crazy, and patted the back of his head baldly.He had a hunch that the show might be completely out of his control.

After thinking about it with a headache, he still couldn't stop Lian Sang in the end.Everything has two sides, and the other side that is out of control represents absolute ratings.Just because of the child's violent showmanship, are you afraid that you won't be able to bring a popular show? !

He had no choice but to turn around and comfort the prop master, "Thank you for your hard work, Lao Huang. I'll give you more money later, and if there are still this pair of brothers coming over by then, you should make the props stronger."

The prop master gritted his teeth, gritted his face and nodded.Next time he builds a cage, he vows to spend more money and build a solid one for this little kid!

On the other side, Lian Sang was carrying a water gun, leading the cage and the man in black to look through the grass, looking for the gold medal.Before I found anything, I heard the sound of the radio: "Luo Zisheng, Yu Liansang, 10 minutes is up, you can come out of the cage."

Lian Sang cheered for a while, and didn't need the man in black to help him open the door, and directly stepped out of the big hole he had torn earlier.Then he said to the man in black: "Thank you for your hard work, get into the cage quickly."

The man in black: "...the gun."

Lian Sang happily gave him the gun and stared at him as he entered the cage again.Then he turned around with confidence, ready to continue looking for the gold medal.However, as soon as he turned around, he heard a "pop".

Lian Sang: "..."

He turned his head slowly with no expression on his face, and looked at the ruthless man in black who was pointing the water gun at him.

The radio sounded at the right time, and the director's voice was full of gloating: "Juliansang was arrested and put in a cage for 10 minutes!"

The miserable little monk: "...What about the trust between people?"

The cold-faced man in black: "It doesn't exist."

So Lian Sang angrily snatched the man in black's water gun again, drove him out of the cage, and asked him to find a new cage by himself.As for him, he returned to the cage that had been separated for less than a minute.

While carrying the cage, the child murmured: "I understand now, you guys are the same as the show crew, a nest of snakes and rats working together! I don't want you to help me carry the cage, and I don't want guns." Pay it back, so you don’t have to go back and plot against me again. It seems that I won’t be able to find my gold medal if I don’t kill all of you…”

After finding a good posture and carrying the cage, the child looked at the man in black standing beside him, and he could see the pair of dead fish eyes with no emotion through the sunglasses.He snorted disdainfully, and said, "Hey, go find a cage to squat in yourself. I'll catch your companions right now. If you go late, you'll have to line up to squat in the cage."

The man in black: "..." There is nothing to love in life.JPG.

Cameraman and director: "..." From what you said, do you mean that you are going to arrest the man in black instead? !

Before they could react, they saw that Lian Sang was already running away with the cage on his shoulders.

The director of the program group hurriedly took out the walkie-talkie and yelled inside: "All people in black, please pay attention, please pay attention! Yu Liansang has a water gun in his hand, and he is going to catch you! Please avoid and confront him... "

The men in black who received the news: "????"

There was only one thought in their mind: Director, are you crazy?

However, they soon realized that it wasn't just the director who was crazy, they were going crazy too!

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Among the guests, Sun Yazhi was probably the one who found things the most smoothly.Everyone else has been arrested, but he hasn't met half of the men in black all the way, and his character broke out and he found three gold medals smoothly.

Calculated according to the proportion, even if he stops to rest now, he still can't lose.Therefore, he slowed down completely, and walked leisurely around the garden.Thinking of looking for it according to the fate, if he finds another gold medal or two, he will use it to make a deal with other people.

When he saw a man in black running towards him from a distance, he subconsciously wanted to run back.Although he has already won, it doesn't mean that he doesn't mind being locked in an iron cage.No mobile phone, no computer, no one to chat with, who would like to squat for 10 minutes!He was the one who had to hold his mobile phone even when he was a big one!

However, to his surprise, the man in black did not come to chase him, but instead jumped left and right, as if he was being chased by something and was eager to escape for his life.

Sun Yazhi was amused by his own thoughts. As for these arrogant guys, it would be good if they didn't chase and kill others. Who can chase and kill them!Thinking so, he still stopped and took the photographer and photographer to hide around a corner, wanting to see what happened.

Immediately afterwards, he saw a scene he would never forget: first there was a strange sound of "clang clang clang" not far away, and then an... iron cage suddenly appeared at the corner over there.

Sun Yazhi, who was a little short-sighted, rubbed his eyes, looked up and saw that it was indeed an iron cage.The 1.9-meter iron cage was chasing the man in black bang bang bang bang.While chasing, shouting: "Don't run away, little black No. [-]..."

The voice was a little familiar, as if I had heard it somewhere.However, myopia and distance made it difficult for him to see clearly whether there was anyone inside.

Sun Yazhi swallowed his saliva, turned around and asked his follow-up photographer a little unconfidently: "There are cage monsters in this amusement park?"

I was in a daze with the photographer and photographer, I had never heard of it!

"Is the cage monster on our side?" Sun Yazhi asked again.

The cameraman returned a blank look.

Sun Yazhi gave him a blank look, turned around and chased after the monster in the cage.He was sure that the cage monster was on their side, otherwise what they were doing chasing the man in black was not because they were full and had nothing to do.

Just at this time, the monster in the cage caught up with the man in black and sprayed something on the man in black, causing the man in black to stop walking as if he had been stabbed.A hand stretched out from the cage, and snatched the water gun from the man in black.

Sun Yazhi took the opportunity to run forward, took a closer look, and found that in the cage was the little monk Lian Sang carrying a water gun.

It turns out that the little monk is a cage monster...

The little monk also saw him, and greeted him politely: "Brother Sun, hello."

Sun Yazhi looked dull: "...Hi..."

He looked at the cage, then at the man in black who had been sprayed with green paint on his suit, and finally he turned his attention to two water guns hanging on his chest and a mulberry in his hand.

He asked with some difficulty: "What are you doing?"

"Catch the man in black." The child said proudly, "I've already caught two, and this is the third."

"..." Sun Yazhi recalled the voice he heard earlier, and asked, "So you call him Little Black No. [-]..."

The child nodded: "He won't tell me his name, so I can only call it according to the ranking." It happened that this... cough, the man in black was the third one he caught, so he called My little black number three.

The depression on Little Hei No. [-]'s face almost showed through his sunglasses.

Sun Yazhi looked at the man sympathetically, wiped his face, calmed down a little, and then asked Lian Sang, "No, why did you catch them, and you still dragged the cage to catch them? The cage has a big hole..."

"Oh, don't mention it, it's all because I'm naive!" The child said angrily, "I'm locked in a cage, so I just got rid of the iron rod and wanted to come out..."

Lian Sang briefly explained the ins and outs of the matter, and finally concluded: "So, I am going to capture all the men in black first, put them in cages, and then confiscate all the guns. In this way, they will not be able to pose a threat to me. Already!"

Sun Yazhi was in a cold sweat when he heard it, and was filled with admiration: "I thought that bastard Qian Linsen was old enough to be cunning, but I didn't expect the waves behind the Yangtze River to push the waves ahead! Little monk, brother admires you! This loophole in the rules allows you to take advantage of it, really There's no one left!"

The cameramen of the two and the man in black nodded secretly, no!Who else can do this.

Lian Sang frowned slightly, his face full of doubts: "What kind of loopholes are there, I didn't."

He felt that his operation was very compliant and legal. The director said he was kept in a cage, but he didn't come out.

Looking at his innocent face, Sun Yazhi suddenly remembered the unique brain circuit of the child's senior brother.He finally realized that the child in front of him most likely inherited his senior brother's brain circuit.As far as that brain circuit is concerned, loopholes in rules are not loopholes in their eyes!

Thinking of this, Sun Yazhi couldn't help but smile.He turned his head and looked at the camera gleefully and shouted: "Director, is your head bald? Does your brain hurt? Shouldn't you? Let you keep tossing us old guys, now someone can stop you! It's time!"

The director behind the camera pressed his temples, feeling the urge to find someone to buy Suxiao Jiuxin Pills.

Lian Sang didn't notice this scene, and the child turned his head to direct the man in black No. [-]: "Go and sit in the iron cage, Brother Qian Linsen should come out when you go there now, there is just a space for you. Any later, there may be no cage to squat in."

The man in black looked desperate, turned and walked in the direction pointed by the child against the cameraman's sympathetic gaze.

After the man in black left, the radio sounded: "Ten minutes are up, Julien Sang can come out of the cage."

The child immediately cheered and came out of the cage.Then he glanced around, and suddenly ran to a grassy field with the cage on his shoulders.I saw him lift the cage neatly with his hands and feet, and with a "ah hey", he suddenly threw the cage to the ground.

The bottom corners of the cage were firmly planted into the grass, and the child clapped his hands.Then he grasped the railing on the top of the cage with both hands, turned over and jumped onto the top of the cage with his strength.

I saw the child standing firmly on the top of the cage, and then put one hand above his eyes, looking around.After a while, the child seemed to have found the target, and with a smile on his face, the child jumped off the top of the cage.

Landing easily, he said to Sun Yazhi, who looked like he had seen a ghost: "Brother Sun, I saw Xiao Hei No. [-]. I won't tell you, I'll catch him."

After finishing speaking, he pulled out the cage easily, and said while pulling out: "This cage is quite useful, I'd better take it..." First, it can be turned into a high platform to look into the distance at any time, and second, in case it is caught again No more, he doesn't have to look around for a cage to squat.

The child picked up the cage, gave Sun Yazhi a friendly smile, and said, "I'll go first, goodbye."

The casual voice fell, and the child half-carried and half-dragged the cage and walked away.

Sun Yazhi with a numb face from the beginning to the end: "..."

Qian Linsen got out of nowhere, seeing him staring blankly into the distance, he couldn't help asking curiously: "What are you doing standing here, reading poems and the distance?"

Sun Yazhi said quietly: "Look at the cage monster coming out of the mountain..."

Qian Linsen looked puzzled: "What the hell, I said, why are you and Lao Luo acting weird today?"

Sun Yazhi didn't answer, but took Qian Linsen to the direction where the little monk left.Seeing is believing... He can't be surprised alone, can't he!

Soon, in a corner of the amusement park, that weird sound appeared again.From time to time, there were childish laughter like silver bells, and the frightened screams of the man in black.

The little monk Lian Sang, who worked so hard to capture the man in black, took time to wipe off his sweat, and sighed with satisfaction: "Sister Cheng didn't lie to me, this game is really fun, like an eagle catching a chicken." It's very interesting!

Hearing this, the camera operator shook his hand and almost smashed the machine to the ground.

The director, who heard this through the screen, was full of despair.

The author has something to say: Director: Angry to autistic