I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Little monk Lian Sang was wronged, really.

I don't know who is so bad, hanging his clothes streamer on the railing!He thought that someone was pulling him, thinking that if he rushed forward with all his strength, he would let go if he couldn't hold him back.who knows……

It just so happened that the clothes he was wearing today were made of ultra-thin and comfortable fabrics, and they were completely scrapped when he exerted a sudden force.

This is great, he accidentally exposed his flesh when he debuted, and [-]% of the audience are girls.

At that moment, the audience was all excited, and the hosts and guests on the stage also laughed silly, just watching Lian Sang perform and dance there.

It was still the director of the program group who was more sober and had someone drag him backstage to change his clothes.By the way, let the other two guests sing a song, so that the audience can calm down.

When the staff picked out a black dress for the child with a suppressed smile, the child changed and went back on stage, and there was another burst of shouting from the audience.But thanks to the host controlling the field, it was much better than before.

The host, Sister Tang, said cheerfully, "Please ask the staff to play it back to see what's going on."

As soon as the voice fell, the big screen on the stage replayed the scene at the beginning of the game.

When Lian Sang and the others all stopped because of Master Ji's turning around, Cheng Yutong, who was behind Lian Sang in the opposing group, stretched out his hand quietly and hung the streamer on Lian Sang's clothes on the railing of the barricade...

Cheng Yutong was immediately besieged by Lian Sang's big brothers, who almost stripped him of his clothes.His fellow group members also quietly added insult to injury and told them that Cheng Yutong was ticklish, so the ensuing scene was chaotic.

Cheng Yutong laughed maniacally while struggling, saying good things one after another, but was finally rescued by the host.

Wang Liqiang walked over to pat Lian Sang, who was standing on the sidelines from the beginning to the end. Looking at the little child who seemed to be immersed in his own world, he couldn't help asking: "What are you thinking?"

The child looked at him, covered the radio microphone, and replied in a low voice: "I showed my flesh in the first variety show, will I be blocked..."

"Pfft..." Wang Liqiang couldn't help laughing, and it took a lot of effort to hold back.He said: "Don't worry, it won't. You are a boy, so you exposed your upper body and covered it immediately. Don't think too much, ah."

The child pouted, not because he wanted to think too much.But since he was a child, he often heard from his senior brother that he should not show his flesh, make sex scenes, or kiss scenes...

Senior brother has said that, doesn't that mean that if you do these three things, you will be easily blocked?Although he has only just come into contact with the entertainment industry, he has heard about it when he was in school. In recent years, the management of the entertainment industry has become more and more strict!

The child never thought that the reason why his senior brother said that was because his elder brother Yu would be jealous.

Wang Liqiang suppressed a smile and comforted him: "Hey, I promise you that it's okay. Come on, come on, see Cheng Yutong's miserable situation, the brothers will avenge you!"

They are all a group of old and young men, and Lian Sang, who is only eighteen, is just a child in their eyes.This kid is sensible, cute and interesting, so the big guys in the crew usually regard him as a younger brother and a favorite of the group.

If they can go up and torment Cheng Yutong, they just don't want to see their children being "bullied".

Situ Liang also came over now, stroked the child's hair, and said, "Actually, this is a blessing in disguise for you. Look, everyone knows that you have six-pack abs."

There were actually quite a few viewers seconding, all praising him for his good-looking abs.These words are not purely consoling, even the kid in Sana really looks skinny when dressed and undressed.And the abdominal muscles are not very exaggerated, and the shape looks good.The boy's skin is white and tender, and under the warm white light, his abdominal muscles look like pieces of beautiful jade.

It makes people want to touch it.

Only then did the child regain his energy, looked at the host, and said, "Master Ji, my hair touched your foot just now, does that count?"

"No way." Master Ji said with a smile, "It's stipulated that it can only be counted if you touch it with your hands."

Lian Sang suddenly became wilted.

Cheng Yutong, who had just been "ravaged" by his predecessors and his companions, in order to make up for his mistakes, held Lian Sang's torn clothes like a dog, ran to him and said, "How much are your clothes, I will pay you back."

Lian Sang waved his hand: "No, I bought it on the side of the road. It's not worth much." The shopping mall is also on the side of the road.

Seeing Cheng Yutong's unwillingness to give up and still wanting to pay back the money, Lian Sang simply said, "Forget about the money, if you really want to pay back, just buy me a cup of milk tea."

"Okay!" Cheng Yutong immediately responded, patting his chest.

"Less ice, more sugar, and more pearls."

"to make!"

So Lian Sang happily reached out and shook his hand to show peace.

While most people were watching this scene happily, a small number of people who knew the details of Lian Sang's clothes were muttering in their hearts-this kid is so generous, he can pass ten thousand pieces of clothes for a cup of milk tea.That boy Cheng Yutong is still stupid, he really thought he bought it from a roadside stall.

This round of the game was won by Cheng Yu and his team, and the next round of the game was to guess the word.The two groups split into two factions and faced each other.One of them stands on the flat ground, and after receiving the information, they guide their teammates to speak the correct words in various ways.

The other party stood on two moving platforms to answer questions. Once the answer was wrong or the other party answered correctly first, the platform would move to both sides.The set of legs that answered incorrectly or did not answer will open accordingly.If no one answers correctly within 20 seconds, both groups will be moved.And as the number of times increases, the distance moved will also increase.

Until the people on the platform hit the ground and there is only one person left, the game is over.Of course, the side represented by the last person on stage wins.

In order to take care of the two middle-aged elder brothers, Situ Liang and Lian Sang naturally became the ones standing on the stage to answer the questions.The other party is a boy standing on the stage to answer the question, and a girl giving hints off the stage.

The host put a shelf not far behind the respondent, with a large dictionary on it.

"Okay, everyone, please pay attention, it's started." After the words were finished, Master Ji turned a page of words, and Sister Tang began to count down.

Wang Liqiang, Zhu Feng and the others immediately gesticulated.

"What's that swimming in the water?"

"Four words, four words..."

Lian Sang immediately answered, "Fish-flavored shredded pork!"

"It's not food!" Wang Liqiang shouted, "You child is so full of food!"

Lian Sang pouted aggrievedly: "Whatever swims in the water is for food!"

At this time, Zhao Yang from the group next door shouted: "Land of fish and rice!"

"That's right, Lian Sang and Situ Liang are separated. Then the next question..." The host turned a page.

………………

After several questions in a row, Situ Liang and Zhao Yang landed one after another, leaving only Lian Sang and Cheng Yutong on the stage.

At this time, the host gave another question, and the other girl shouted: "Four words, describe the relationship between people..."

Wang Liqiang then shouted: "Lian Sang, just you and Situ Liang, what is the relationship between you two?"

Lian Sang tentatively asked: "Wolf in a gang? Are you friends?"

Situ Liang scolded with a smile: "Your uncle!" He picked up the torn clothes in the corner and threw them on him.

Everyone laughed on and off the field.

"No, it's a good adjective..."

"Siblings!" Zhao Yutong shouted.

The host said mercilessly: "The answer is correct, let Lian Sang's platform expand further..."

This expansion directly put Lian Sang into the posture of splitting to the bottom.Fortunately, the child's chassis is very stable, and it is easy to stabilize.The others were dumbfounded, looking at the distance of more than two meters below, and then at Lian Sang, who was in a very difficult posture and looked calm.

Cheng Yutong, who was struggling to support beside him, was depressed, and shouted: "Dude, can you stop working so hard..."

The distance below him was less than two meters, and he was almost unable to hold on.This kid is lucky, he is still as stable as a mountain when he chops to the end.

Situ Liang reminded his teammates at the side: "Mr. Wang, Mr. Gong, you have to follow the little monk's brain circuit to give him hints. When we were filming together, you also said that this kid's brain circuit is the same as his senior brother, so you can't help him." Let’s judge by normal people’s standards.”

Gong Tangjian rolled his eyes at him: "With his crooked brain, you can do what you want!"

Lian Sang was dissatisfied, and was about to give back, when Cheng Yutong yelled: "Sister Tang, I will report, they are delaying time! I will not be able to hold on anymore!"

While speaking, his legs trembled slightly, and he didn't know if it was a coincidence or on purpose.Sister Tang couldn't help laughing and said, "Then the last question, please read..."

When several people saw the question, they were instantly troubled.In the end, Wang Liqiang had a flash of inspiration, pointed at Lian Sang and said, "What did you encounter in the last round of the game?"

"What's the matter?" Lian Sang didn't respond.

"It's about your clothes being torn."

Lian Sang: "..."

The child sighed heavily in his heart, thought for a while, and said, "I lost my wife and lost my army?"

"Four words, four words!"

"Terrible? Terrible? Little hapless bastard?"

Cheng Yutong couldn't help laughing wildly for the first time: "Hahahaha...what the hell..."

Laughing and laughing, he fell off the stage.

There is no need to guess now, Lian Sang looked at Cheng Yutong Youyou and said, "You get something for nothing."

Cheng Yutong on the ground laughed even harder in an instant, and it seemed like a chain reaction, infecting the surrounding people and the audience.

After a laugh, the child became the only survivor on the platform, so their group won.

Situ Liang said with emotion: "You have grown a pair of good legs!"

Lian Sang looked down at his long legs, and nodded affirmatively, it was very good.

Ji Ye held the microphone in one hand and the card in the other, and said: "Now the final round of competition is about to begin, and it's a big fight for the stool. The first two rounds of games were tied, so we have to work hard for this round!"

Wang Liqiang patted Lian Sang on the shoulder: "Mr. Gong and I have old arms and legs, so we won't be able to grab it for a while. It's up to you and Xiaoliang for a while. If we win, I'll treat you to a supper."

Lian Sang regained his energy in an instant: "What kind of supper?"

"How about coconut chicken?"

"Success!" Lian Sang raised his head and chest in an instant, with high fighting spirit.

There are a total of eight people participating in this round of the game, but the number of stools will be two less than their number, which is two fewer in each round.Those who do not sit on the stool will be eliminated.Until the end, if the person left on the stage belongs to the same team, then that team wins.If the two parties are not on the same team, then the final PK match will be held.

At the beginning of the game, the big guys circled around the stool to the music.When the music stopped, everyone rushed to grab the stools.

Lian Sang stretched out his hand to snatch one, and handed it to Wang Liqiang.When I turned around and wanted to continue grabbing, I found that there were no more vacant stools.He glanced around and found that Situ Liang and Zhao Yang were grabbing a stool, Gongtang Jian was watching from the corner, and Zhu Feng and Cheng Yutong each sat firmly on one.The remaining two cards were taken by Ouyang Wan, and the girl kept calling Zhao Yang to come and sit in her chair.

However, Zhao Yang was so entangled by Situ Liang that he couldn't get away.

Lian Sang walked up to Ouyang Wan without saying a word, and said nicely, "Can you give me a stool?"

Not only did Ouyang Wan not agree, she rolled over with the two soft stools in her arms, pressing the stools under her body.After that, the girl stuck out her tongue at Lian Sang arrogantly: "No, just a little~"

Lian Sang was so angry, he picked it up and threw it aside when he was about to change to another man. Anyway, there was a spliced ​​sponge board on the floor, and there was a layer of super thick sponge under the board, so it didn't hurt to fall.But this is a woman, and she is dressed coolly, how can he do it...

Ouyang Wan was sure that the kid Lian Sang would not touch girls, so she was confident and even hummed a ditty arrogantly.

Seeing that the time is almost up, he will be out if he doesn't grab the stool.The little monk had a terrible headache and looked around helplessly with his eyes.Finally, his eyes fell on the floor, the carpet made of sponge boards...

He finally asked: "Are you really not getting up?"

Ouyang Wan snorted disdainfully.

"Then don't blame me. You are unkind and I am unrighteous. If you are the first grader, I will be the fifteenth."

After finishing his harsh words, Lian Sang bent down and stuck his fingers into the sponge board, and broke it hard.After hearing a dull sound, a large piece of the sponge board on the floor was broken.

other people:"???"

A bad premonition rose in Ouyang Wan's heart, and she said in horror: "Wait, what are you going to do?"

Lian Sang dragged the large sponge board and said, "One last chance, can you give me a stool?"

He wants to win, and he wants supper!

Ouyang Wan gritted her teeth, she still didn't believe it, Lian Sang dared to hit her with the sponge board and smash her!So she snorted and turned away from him.

The next second, she felt something covering her body.Immediately afterwards, something seemed to firmly clamp the thing covering her body...

She subconsciously let go of the thing she was grasping in her arms, and then she was moved to the other side in a dangling manner, and then gently put down.

After landing, Ouyang Wan looked blankly at the large sponge board covering her body, and then at the little monk Lian Sang who was holding the sponge board not far away, with a dazed expression.

What happened, how did she come here from there?

And all the people on the stage who witnessed all of this face-to-face felt a huge shock in their hearts at this moment, but thousands of words could only be merged into one sentence: "Fuck!"

The audience in the audience: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha..."

……

Amidst the bursts of laughter, Ouyang Wan finally woke up.She looked at the big screen that started to replay the scene just now, only to realize that Lian Sang broke the sponge board not to hit her, but to wrap her up with it as a quilt.In order to prevent accidentally touching places on her body that shouldn't be touched, and to avoid the possibility of her being exposed.

She even saw this man open his hands expressionlessly, "clamping" her like a doll, and then put her aside.

She could even imagine that if she didn't let go of her hand subconsciously when being "clamped", then maybe the person would shake and shake off the stool she was holding.As for what happens if someone shakes it off... Anyway, there is a layer of super thick sponge underneath, so nothing will happen.

It can be seen that the little monk is thoughtful and manipulative.

At this moment, Ouyang Wan's heart is no different from anyone else's: what kind of monster is this kid? !

The author has something to say: Devil little monk, clip dolls online~~~ Since Brother Da Song gave me money, I plan to let him go online in the next chapter. Thanks to the following little angels:

Puff Leaf dropped 1 mine

Ji Ji threw a shallow water bomb and a deep water torpedo

Old H threw a mine

Mi Pa ~ threw a landmine

Eggy dropped 1 mine

Thank you for your nutrient solutions, too~