I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

The words "early death and early rebirth" are obviously looking for trouble.

Without hesitation, Lian Qing pushed the child on the sofa and spanked him until he screamed, crying and begging his elder brother to save him.

Yu Wenning kindly handed him a pillow: "Put it on your butt."

Lian Sang, whose hands and feet were pinned down by his senior brother, said, "... Woo!"

After all, Lian Qing was not willing to use his heavy hands, and let go after a few hits.He was not very happy and said: "In the future, you are not allowed to say casually whether you are dead or not."

"Oh..." The child responded aggrievedly, holding his butt that didn't hurt much.

Yu Wenning waved to him, signaling him to sit between the two of them.The child snorted, determined not to pass.Sitting on a single seat by myself, "Sheng" is written on the left face, and "Qi" is written on the right face.

The small appearance made the two parents laugh so hard, thinking why the silly child is so cute!

As soon as the silly boy heard the two parents laughing, his mouth was so pouted that he could hang a bottle of oil, and he said aggrievedly, "Aren't you going to coax me?"

"Don't coax, you should!" Lian Qing refused without brotherly love.

Yu Wenning spread his hands together: "It really should."

They are both people who have experienced life and death, not only did they not take life and death lightly, anyway, the word "death" can make their hearts tremble when they put it on anyone in their family.This brat is fine, he speaks without taboo.

The child hummed, ignored the bad adults, and turned to watch TV.

This is Lian Sang's first time watching this program, and it is broadcasting a little mistake that Cheng Yifei made when he was working in a restaurant.Seeing my elder brother being scolded by the guests, swallowing his anger, the child felt depressed and uncomfortable.

Then the camera turned to Mo Xiaomeng and Song Xing, who were playing a beautiful piece of music seamlessly.Every now and then, an uncle or aunt would come up on stage and put money on their piano stand.

The child said with emotion: "You still make money by playing art and musical instruments..." No wonder the two of them made so much money.

"Then I'll send you to learn some art?" Lian Qing asked.

Lian Sang thought for a while, then shook his head: "Let's stop now, I'm going to study hard now, and I'll finish my studies first."

Lian Qing didn't force it, and turned to watch TV.The TV camera will finally switch to his own child.

In the camera, their white and lovely child is dragging a big plastic bag on his back, wearing a pair of gloves, bending over... to pick up a bottle.

Yu Wenning couldn't help but asked, "The bottle that the show crew asked you to pick up?"

Lian Sang shook his head: "What I want to pick up myself, other than picking up bottles, there is no other way to make money."

Lian Qing's focus is different from his, he said: "Then have you made any money?"

"I made it," Lian Sang narrowed his eyes with a smile, "On average, he can earn more than 50 per day."

"That's great..." Lian Qing said with emotion, "If I knew that picking up bottles is so profitable, I should have picked up bottles after school for two hours before going home."

Yu Wenning didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Okay, when you finish picking up the bottles after school, it's already dark, how can you go back to the temple on the mountain? If you go up the mountain in the dark, the old master won't be at ease."

"That's true..." Lian Qing just mentioned it a little bit, not to mention whether this matter is feasible, and time will not go back to when he was in school.

He logged onto Weibo a little bored to see the real-time content of the show.

[Ahhhhhh actually ran to pick up the trash! ]

[Hahaha... This child is also able to stretch and bend. ]

[Lian Sang Sanguan is really good, he really has no professional discrimination. ]

[It's so cute hahaha... I'm still thinking about it while wearing gloves, keep my hands clean and save them for eating hhh]

[Pick up a bottle and say it and earn another five cents or something 2333]

[Picking up trash in a famous brand, the contrast is perfect! ]

[I also want to call him obedient like a passer-by auntie! ]

[He gave my aunt a piece of candy, I was sour... I also have a bottle at home, the little monk, come to my house~~]

[Ah~ Little Lian-sang is indeed a little angel, while thinking that she can't get enough to eat, she distributes her food to stray dogs, so cute! ]

[The woof just now was called a cute, baby-sounding hhhh]

[It's so cute ahhh!Giving the last bite of meat to the puppy, and regretting and being patient with my eyes closed, can I be more cute! ]

[Facts tell us, yes! #我是一个有理论的人# Hahahaha...]

[The dog entangled the little monk after eating, and even helped him pick up the bottle, so cute! ]

…………

Lian Qing looked up, just in time to see her child take an empty bottle from the dog's mouth.While bagging, he also praised the puppy for being smart, and at the same time told him not to be arrogant.

He and Yu Wenning looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

Looking at the phone again, there are indeed a lot of comments like [Cute Explosion][Hahahaha].

Lian Sang is probably the only one who hasn't laughed after seeing this scene.The child sat cross-legged on the sofa, watching the TV seriously, as if it was some major national news.

The more he looked, the tighter the child frowned.He suddenly raised his hand and patted his forehead lightly, muttering: "I missed a bottle..." There was an empty bottle in the corner of the camera, and he missed it.

The two parents couldn't help but looked at each other and smiled, thinking about their children was really interesting.

The show cuts to a few of their little friends getting together again.Lian Sang was finally happy when he saw Cheng Yifei yelling "I really hit a woman" while being beaten by Mo Xiaomeng's ears.

The child shared with his senior brother and brother Yu: "They are often like this. Brother Yifei always likes to talk about Sister Xiaomeng, and every time he is chased and beaten by Sister Xiaomeng. But when we parted, Sister Xiaomeng cried and said she couldn't bear it." Everyone, I also miss Brother Yifei."

"It's called flirting." Lian Qing popularized knowledge to him.

Lian Sang half-understood, looked at his senior brother, then at Yu Wenning, and suddenly said, "Why don't you flirt?"

Lian Qingxin hesitated, looked at Yu Wenning, and got an innocent look from the other side: "If you don't resist, blame him!"

Lian Qing lowered his head and curled his lips. He really wanted to hit him, but he was afraid that if he was not careful, he would vomit blood. Being a monk for 20 years is not for nothing!

Fortunately, the noise in the show attracted the child's attention, Lian Qing was relieved, and turned around to see Yu Wenning's half-smile face.

He pursed his lips and turned to watch TV.On TV, several children are naming the stray dog.

When Lian Sang's "dog egg" name came out, Lian Qing and Yu Wenning couldn't help laughing.Afterwards, the child timidly said "a cheap name is easy to support", which immediately made both of them overjoyed.

Only Lian Sang stroked his hair, the child always felt that what he said was fine.

As for the viewers who were watching the program, their reactions were even more exaggerated, and they were all overjoyed.

After Lian Sang's nickname "San'er" was exposed, the audience laughed even more.

[This nickname is cheap enough 2333]

[Little San'er puff hahahaha...]

[Song Xingshi's "Niuwa" can't be taller in comparison haha...]

[Toxic bar this name hhh]

[This child is so interesting, he is simply a fountain of happiness! ]

[Compared to his senior brother, he is even worse.I really hope that the little monk will appear on variety shows again, preferably with San'er333]

[Then I can't find my head laughing all over the floor, I think putting these two together can make my stomach burst from laughing]

……

In a villa in the suburbs, Song Xingcheng, who rarely wore loose home clothes, had a helpless face. When he looked at Song Xing beside him, he asked, "When did I give you the nickname 'Niuwa'?"

"Then what..." Song Xingshi smiled flatteringly, "I was afraid that Lian Sang would cry if he was laughed at alone..."

Song Xingcheng shook his head and said with a smile, "He can't cry even if you cry, that child is strong."

"No matter how strong you are, you're still a primary school student. Brother, don't keep thinking of him as invincible. If he starts to cry, I don't think anyone will be able to coax him."

"I didn't think so, it's just that he has a very tough personality. Don't look at him with a face that is easy to cry, but people can't be judged by appearances. I can see people very accurately..."

Lian Sang, who has a "face that is easy to cry", has no idea that his little friend and his brother in the distance are discussing his temperament.The little guy stayed up for a few big nights, and now he is in a bad mood, and he dozed off while watching the TV.

Yu Wenning was the first to notice him. The first time he saw the child dozing off, he poked Lianqing with his elbow.

Lian Qing looked in the direction he pointed, and saw his junior brother with his legs crossed, his hands on his knees, and his head with fluffy and slightly tousled hair bobbing from time to time.

At that moment, Lian Qing's heart softened completely.It seems that many years ago, they were still in the temple, and the picture of the children chanting scriptures in the morning.Back then, the two-year-old child often couldn't control himself when sitting in front of the Buddha and chanting sutras, and the little bald head dozed off bit by bit.

After many years, it seems that nothing has changed, but there is something different - the child is older and has hair.

Lian Qing took out his mobile phone and recorded a video, sent it to the master, and then signaled Yu Wenning to take the child back to his room and go to sleep.

It's not that he doesn't want to hug, but that his waist doesn't allow him to hug... Cough, his man got angry with him only two days ago, and it made him miserable.The reason is that the brat in the family was outspoken on the show, exposing his petty thoughts.

Yu Wenning walked over without any complaints, and carried the child into the room.

Early the next morning, the husband and wife worked together to dress up the dazed child in a fresh and beautiful way and send him to school.

Only one night's sleep is obviously not enough to catch up on sleep. On the way to school, even Sang couldn't wake up, and was always groggy.

The child didn't wake up until he was handed over to the teacher.Lian Sang, who bid farewell to his senior brother and brother Yu, greeted the teacher obediently, and then walked into the school gate with his schoolbag on his back.

Along the way, Lian Sang always felt that many people were watching him.But he didn't know most of those students and teachers, and he didn't understand why he was looking at him.

When he was just in kindergarten, because his brother was a celebrity, he also received a lot of attention for a short period of time.But this school can be regarded as a noble school, and the school is either rich or expensive.Everyone has seen the world, and at most they just look at him a few more times.Where is it like now, the eyes looking at him are very hot.

Just like the eyes of senior brother's fans looking at senior brother.

Lian Sang couldn't help but quicken his pace and walked towards the classroom.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I arrived in the classroom, some students in the class shouted: "Lian Sang is here!"

The sound was like thunder on the ground, causing all the students in the classroom to stand up and surround Lian Sang one after another.

"Good guy, why don't you say a word on the show, if you want to say it, I'll go up and have fun."

"Lian Sang Lian Sang, take a photo with me, my mother likes you..."

"Hey, are you going to debut as a star?"

"Brother, you are too ruthless, you actually ran to pick up trash..."

…………

Everyone talked one after another, so chaotic that Lian Sang couldn't hear those words clearly.Just as the child was annoyed about how to get away, the teacher came over.

The teacher was still very dignified, and the students scattered like birds and beasts.Lian Sang quickly took the opportunity to return to his seat, and asked his deskmate in a low voice: "Xiao Wu, what's wrong with them?"

Xiao Wu handed him a piece of chocolate, and said in a low voice: "Didn't you go on a variety show? Almost all the students in the class watched it, and now almost half of them are your fans, and the other half are your black fans .”

Lian Sang was stunned: "But I'm not a celebrity..."

"It doesn't matter, you can make your debut in the future." After Xiao Wu said, he took out his phone and took Lian Sang to take pictures.

"You are also my fan?" Lian Sang couldn't believe it.

Xiao Wu gave him a blank look: "My parents are your fans, and they have been calling me to learn from you all day these days! Didn't I take a photo and send it back to them to show my determination to learn from you!"

After taking the photo, Xiao Wu said angrily: "Do you know how half of your black fans got here? It's just like me, who was forced to learn from you by parents. You said you didn't do anything wrong, go on some shows well, It hurt me badly."

Lian Sang was taken aback when he heard this, and then said after a while, "What can you learn from me?"

"That's too much. Anyway, you are good everywhere in my parents' eyes. You can bear hardships and stand hard work, be sensible and cute. To put it bluntly, they might think it's good for you to fart." Xiao Wu swore that what he said was the truth, without any adulteration.

Lian Sang's buttocks tightened, at a loss.

At the end of the day, Lian Sang was indeed surrounded by many classmates for group photos and autographs, making it look like a fan meeting.

When the child came home from school, he was still in a daze, not understanding how he became a celebrity in the school.

The enthusiasm of the students lasted for several days before receding a little.

However, what the children don't know is that everyone's enthusiasm is about to revive and reach a higher level.And the half of his black fans are about to become serious fans - they are all impressed by his performance on the show.

That night, the program group broadcast the last episode of "Thousands of Families".

The content of this issue started when everyone returned to the yard to prepare for barbecue.

When Lian Sang was arranged to go to the woods with Lin Xun to collect firewood and look for wild vegetables and fruits, some netizens who knew Lian Sang's temperament knew that there would definitely be some laughs later.

Sure enough, from the time the child ran after the pheasant, there were lots of laughs.

[Pfft, hahaha, actually went to catch a pheasant!The child is so naive, I have never heard of anyone catching a pheasant. ]

[I also think it's useless... pheasants can fly! ]

[Hey, the kid will definitely suffer this time. ]

……

Almost all netizens on the Internet were not optimistic. Lian Qing in front of the TV couldn't help asking the child: "Did you catch the pheasant later?"

Lian Sang nodded: "I caught it, it tastes delicious."

The next scene cut from the camera also confirmed what he said - when the camera crew and Lin Xun went to the mountain to look for the child, they heard the child responding from a distance.

A group of people hurried to the source of the sound, looked around, there was no one there!It was the children who shouted to them to look up, and everyone looked up with the camera.

Seeing this, everyone was stunned - Lian Sang squatted alone on a big tree several meters high, holding the trunk in one hand and the pheasant in the other, and greeted them.

[Fuck! ! ]

[Fuck! ! ! ]

[Hiss, there is still this operation? ! ]

[I was wrong, naively it wasn't Xiao Lian-sang, it was me!Nima, this kid is not an ordinary person at all! ! ]

[Hiss, face hurts]

[I actually saw a circle of confusion on the face of a pheasant...]

[! ! !He actually jumped straight down! ! ! ]

[My mother, is this child a monkey? ! ]

[I feel a little handsome, what a fat thing 2333]

[Super handsome, well, even in this respect, he looks like his senior brother! ]

[Hahahaha...what the hell is the pheasant getting stuck in a tree branch~]

[Obviously he fell to the ground handsomely, but was actually tripped by Chai hahaha...]

[Fortunately, my ass is thick and fleshy, what the hell is it hhhh]

[This kid is a devil, it's so fucking funny! ]

[Pfft ha ha ha ha... Brother Lin Xun, look at this chicken, isn't it cute?I want to take it back to bake 666]

[Lin Xun's face is unlovable, and he is pretty enough in the later stage, I gave him a background of blowing fallen leaves hahaha...]

[Brother is more important than pheasant, we don’t roast it, let’s stew it... right... box box box box box...]

[Ah ha ha ha... Laughing so hard I can't find my head]

……

Netizens aside, even Yu Wenning and Lian Qing couldn't help laughing at this paragraph.Only Lian Sang's face remained calm, unmoved.In his opinion, he is a decent person, not funny at all.

When Lian Sang and Lin Xun in the show ran to the river to catch fish, the child became excited.He grabbed his senior brother's hand and said, "Senior brother, look, I'm super handsome in a while."

Lian Qing was dubious and waited for what he said to be handsome.

After a while, he knew where he was handsome—the child accidentally stepped on something in the river when he jumped from the big rock in the river to the bank after catching fish.

The thing that was stepped on slammed towards Lian Sang, but the next second, the child grabbed it with his bare hands and threw it to the ground.

A closer look revealed that it was a fat water snake.

Lian Qing, who was born to fight snakes, suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body, turned around and nestled himself into Wen Ning's arms, seeking comfort.

There is no reason not to eat the tofu delivered to the door, Yu Wenning hugged the person with his backhand, and kissed the forehead of the person in his arms.

Lian Sang, who was caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food: "..."

Just get used to it, get used to it, and when he grows up, he will have a partner.The child comforted himself a few times, picked up his brother's mobile phone and looked at the real-time discussions of netizens.

[You may not believe me when I say it, but I was made so handsome by a primary school student. ]

[Oh my god, this kid is so pretty! ]

[Admiration, admiration, catching snakes with bare hands is really no one. ]

[Wait a minute, what a fat thing this kid has when he sees the delicious expression on his face...]

[I have a bad feeling...]

[The premonition can be removed, thank you, the child tied the snake to a stick, ready to take it home and add food...]

[Lin Xun's look of despair hahaha! ]

[Werewolf, the little monk is definitely a werewolf~]

[Submit it, this kid is definitely a devil! ]

…………

The content of the next program is that everyone chats while eating at the barbecue party.During the period, Cheng Yifei and Lin Xun's self-report made many people feel sad and sad.One is because of parents, the other is because of family background, both of which are helpless things.

Of course, the part that Lian Sang revealed that his senior brother was so afraid of snakes that he covered his eyes with a red scarf before he dared to eat snake meat also made many people laugh.

Lian Sang was also beaten up by his senior brother because of this, and the bear boy knew how to cheat his senior brother all day long!

The party ended with laughter and laughter. As for the matter of several boys giving money to Lin Xun in the room after the end, the program team did not know whether it was not recorded or was completely unaware of it, and it was not broadcast.

On the morning after the party, Lian Qing and his wife were the first parents to rush to pick up their children.

The appearance of the two not only attracted the attention of several children and some staff members in the show, but even the audience who were watching the show were very excited.

[Mom, what kind of fairy family is this!The brothers shouted at each other, while rushing towards each other or something 333]

[Big cutie and little cutie finally meet hahahaha...]

[ah! ! !Little monk!Finally you are here!]

[Mr. Yu is still so handsome, so good-looking people are not bad partners, right? hhhhh]

Such words made Lian Qing and Yu Wenning nod in unison, there is nothing wrong with them, their partner is just good-looking!

Nodding his head, Lian Qing suddenly remembered something.With a stiff face, he slowly turned his head to Wen Ning.

Yu Wenning suppressed a smile and said, "Based on what I know about Director Li, he can't let you go..."

Before the words fell, a scream came from the TV.

The family of three looked at the TV, and saw that Lian Qing on the TV had been chased all over the courtyard by Lian Sang, who was holding a "snake stick".

Lian Qing, who was finally forced into a corner, gritted his teeth, quickly climbed up the wall, walked along the wall all the way to the roof, sat there, and did not move.

Lian Qing: "..."

Yu Wenning: "...Pfft..."

Lian Sang: "Brother, you are so funny hahahahaha..."

The audience who saw this scene also exploded.

[Is this being forced to go to Liangshan! Hahahaha...]

[Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha... my head, who saw my head, just laughed it off]

[The ground is full of laughing heads, which one is yours? hhh]

[Your brother is right, only a little monk can make the little monk so miserable 333]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

[He... He... actually sat on the roof and started haggling with Xiao Lian-sang...]

[Lian Sang hold on, don't bow to your senior brother, hehehe...]

Lian Sang in the show obviously couldn't stand it, and the child reluctantly and sadly took the snake out to prepare for release.

As for Lian Qing, that unlucky boy was still on the roof, Ren Yu Wenning couldn't coax him down, for fear that his junior brother would bring a snake and kill him.

When the last child on the show is picked up, the show ends there.

Lian Qing said with emotion: "It seems that Director Li's program must be the champion of the entire network in the first half of this year."

Yu Wenning agreed: "It seems that the popularity on the Internet will not go down for a while."

Lian Sang had no time to listen to the two parents chatting.At this time, there was an additional item in his WeChat, which was posted by Cheng Yifei in their small group.

He said that his mother had watched the show and just had a heart-to-heart talk with him.His mother swears to him that she will try her best to change her attitude towards him in the future and try not to vent her anger on him.

Lian Sang was very happy for him, and sent him a voice message: "I believe she will definitely change, because she has truly realized her problem."

The few friends in the back started chatting together, chattering.

What Lian Sang didn't know was that there was already a hot topic related to him on the Internet at this time, and its popularity skyrocketed.

Children are born with a halo, and every move they do can make people laugh.Born with an excellent sense of variety, such a child is too rare.Netizens all hope that the child can use this program to debut as a child star.

The child went to school the next day, and once again received the attention of his classmates and teachers.And this time almost all the students in the class were extremely enthusiastic about him, whether they praised him for being handsome or powerful, or hoped to learn Kung Fu from him.

Even his tablemate, Xiao Wu who claimed to be his "black fan" cried and wanted to be his little brother, but Lian Sang was so forced that he almost didn't call the police.

When the child came home in the evening, his senior brother showed him the top trending search on Weibo.

#咱君莱桑交通直播#

"This hot search has been at the top since last night. The whole Internet hopes you can make a debut. What do you think?"

Lian Sang waved his hand: "No time, I want to study."

He also expects to improve his grades, skip a grade as soon as possible, and graduate as soon as possible!

The author has something to say: Two-in-one chapters, just in case the day is cool, after the crematorium, I will go to paralysis. PS: The time machine is broken, it is under emergency repair, it will be fine tomorrow