I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Seeing that Lin Xun was silent, Lian Sang tilted his head habitually and asked, "Brother, don't you like roast chicken?"

Lin Xun hadn't digested the wonderful logic of "beautiful = baked to eat", and his response was a blank stare.

Lian Sang automatically understood it as acquiescence, and the child frowned in distress.He looked at Lin Xun, and then at the startled pheasant in his arms.In the end, he gritted his teeth a little sadly and said: "Brother is more important than roast chicken..."

After reacting, Lin Xun was subtly moved in his heart, he was actually more important than roast chicken!However, this emotion lasted only two seconds, because...

The child looked up at Lin Xun, and said painfully and with difficulty: "Then let's not roast it, let's stew it."

Lin Xun: "...hehe." Is he more important than roast chicken?Feelings are just more important than "roasted" chicken? !

Should he be moved by the fact that the child gave up roasting and stewing for him?

Lian Sang couldn't figure out the meaning of the word "hehe", but based on his feeling, brother Lin Xun didn't seem to like stewed chicken.The child rubbed the back of his head, it turned out that his brother was such a picky eater, it really made his head bald.

He wondered: "Then...how about, let's make chicken soup. Or buy some pickles from the grandma in the village. Chicken fried pickles are also delicious..."

Lin Xun: "..." Looking at the child's small eyes, "See how much I think about you", he couldn't even say a word.

The staff behind the two couldn't bear it anymore, and with the tragic "cuckoo" sound of the pheasant, all of them, including the cameraman, laughed wildly.

"Hahahaha box box box..."

"Ha...Lin Xun, you just follow...Ahahahaha..."

"Roast chicken... huh... stew... box box box box..."

……

Lian Sang looked at the wild laughter of the uncles with a puzzled face, not understanding what they were laughing at.The child had no choice but to look at Lin Xun who was not smiling, and asked, "Brother, what are they laughing at?"

Lin Xun said calmly: "They can't eat roast chicken, so they can only hide their inner sadness with laughter."

"That's it..." Little Lian Sang suddenly realized that this was the legendary "laughing from anger".

He looked at the uncles sympathetically, and said, "Chicken is not enough for everyone to share, but don't be sad, I will fork some fish for you to eat later."

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the other people laughed even more wildly, and the cameraman couldn't even hold the camera steady and was shaking.Lian Sang was worried for a while, and hurriedly reminded: "Uncle, don't shake, the camera is very expensive..."

While talking, the child stepped forward and stretched out his free hand to help hold the camera, and said solemnly: "My brother said, this one costs tens of thousands..."

It's over, now Lin Xun couldn't help it, and laughed wildly along with several staff members.

For a while, the mountain forest was filled with "box box box box" magic laughter, startling waves of birds.

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Half an hour later, there was a small river behind the village.

Lin Xun sat on a bundle of firewood, holding a chicken in one hand and wild vegetables in the other, watching the child standing on the big rock in the river with empty eyes.

The base layer the child wore this time was a white vest with a cartoon little Nezha printed on it, and blue boxer underwear with a cartoon big white bun printed underneath.I saw him holding a long stick in both hands and staring at the river intently.

After a while, he suddenly yelled and threw the stick with great momentum.

The stick was pierced empty.The child was not discouraged either, he took out his stick and continued to stare.

Lin Xun looked at the picture, looked at it, suddenly turned his head to look at the cameraman, and asked from the bottom of his heart, "Are all the children in the city like this?"

A combination of cuteness and refinement, rough and down-to-earth; a combination of fashion and style, rustic and funny; contradictory and harmonious, walking Xiaoxiaoguo.

Cameraman: "..." No, the kids in the city are not to blame!

In the end, Lian Sang only caught three fish before being stopped by the staff.He was told that they also had something to eat, and that they were not allowed to eat the food of the guests according to the regulations.

As for why Lian Sang was not prevented from coming to fish in the first place... After all, they were recording a program, wouldn't the more material the better?

In fact, their program group is already very humane. At least what the guests will do is basically decided by these children themselves, and they will not deliberately guide or even force them.Only in this way, the material they can take is relatively limited.

Now that Lian Sang has this heart and is really taking action, they will naturally shoot as soon as they can.The filming can make the show more exciting, and it can also let the audience see the benefits of this kid, so why not do it.But it is impossible for them to let the children spend here all the time, they feel sorry for it, and just shoot a little material.

Even Sang thinks about it, there are so many people in the program group, he can't catch enough people to eat in one day.So the child had no choice but to give up and jumped to the shore with the three fish.

He didn't stand properly when he landed, and the child took a step back and stepped into the river.This step is like stepping on a slippery thing, a bit like a fish.At the same time, a blue-gray black figure jumped out of the water and hit Lian Sang's calf.

Lin Xun and his staff exclaimed and ran towards him in a panic.The chicken that Lin Xun was holding was about to fly away, but was grabbed by the wings by a staff member.

The group of people didn't take two steps, and they stopped as if they were acupuncture points——

At the moment when the snake was about to touch Lian Sang's calf, Lian Sang's eyes were quick, and he stretched out his chubby hand to grab the thing decisively.

After the child grabbed the thing, he grabbed it and threw it on the ground.The thing was thrown on the ground, moving its body from side to side.

Only then did everyone see clearly that it was a water snake.

Everyone here, except Lian Sang, has seen this kind of snake and knows that it is a non-poisonous snake, so most of the hanging hearts are relieved.But they still carefully bypassed the snake that seemed to have been thrown dizzy, and came to Lian Sang's side.

"How, have you been bitten?"

Lian Sang shook his head: "No."

Only then did everyone feel relieved, and Lin Xun ran back quickly to get Lian Sang's clothes to put on for him, and then took the pheasant from the staff and thanked him.

After Lian Sang got dressed, she came to the side of the snake who was slightly writhing on the ground and was in a semi-conscious state.

Lin Xun worried: "Lian Sang, stay away from it, don't get bitten."

The child waved his hand: "It's okay, I've seen this snake before, it's not poisonous."

After speaking, the child suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the snake's head a little lower.The other pinched the snake's tail and quickly tied the water snake with its hands and feet.

After finishing the knot, it was still not enough, and the snake was still trying to struggle.The child frowned, turned his head and glanced around, and his eyes lit up when he saw the stick he was spearing.He suddenly ran over, picked up the stick, broke off a section with his bare hands, and then squatted on the grass not far from the river with his back to everyone and worked hard.

After 3 minutes, the child finally turned his head and happily showed everyone his work——on a stick, the body of the water snake was wrapped in it, and it was folded in half.After going around in a circle, the snake's head and tail were joined together, tied up by the blue-yellow grass rope, and strangled by the child's chubby hand.The body of the snake wrapped around the stick was also bound by several straw ropes, so that the snake could not move at all.

The child proudly raised the "snake stick" and said, "Brother, this snake is so fat, we can cook snake porridge tomorrow morning."

Everyone watching all this: "..."

Child, are you a devil?

Half an hour later, the same question appeared in the minds of everyone in the courtyard.

I saw Lian Sang holding a chicken in his left hand and a snake stick in his right. As soon as he entered the yard, he wished to use a small trumpet and shout: "Brothers and sisters, look, it's a bumper harvest!"

Mo Xiaomeng was processing materials in the yard, when he looked up, he saw the "snake stick" for the first time.The little girl was terrified and screamed, "There is a snake..."

Then she dragged her little yellow dog and ran back into the hall.

Cheng Yifei and Song Xingshi in the kitchen hurried out, and then: "..."

The two little friends looked at each other, and at the same time turned their eyes to Lin Xun who was behind Lian Sang, who was carrying firewood, holding vegetables and three fish.

Lin Xun: "...It was all caught by Lian Sang."

The kid named Lian Sang puffed out his chest and smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth: "Brother Lin and I have discussed that the chicken and fish will be grilled tonight, and the snake will be cooked in the morning."

The child arranged the ingredients clearly, and immediately sighed like a little adult: "Today is a good day for a good harvest. Brother, remember to add more peppers when you roast the chicken later."

Song Xingshi and Cheng Yifei: "..."

Mo Xiaomeng in the hall: "..."

Boy, you really are a devil!

In the end, Lian Sang was assigned a task - to take care of the chickens and snakes he had caught.Because the little yellow dog was staring at the pheasant, Song Xingshi was afraid that it would bite the chicken while everyone was not paying attention.

Lian Sang then moved a small bench, carried the chicken and the snake to a small corner of the yard, and stared at the two little creatures.

First look at the pheasant, the pheasant is limp.Look at the water snake again, the little snake is still twisting its small body vigorously, planning to break the grass rope and escape from prison.

Looking at the water snake's round yet alluring torso, Lian Sang gradually became fascinated.

Song Xingshi saw such a scene when he was picking firewood and passing by - a beautiful white child sitting on a small bench, with two chubby hands obediently on his knees, and his sitting posture was very obedient.The child stared at the snake with big eyes and small eyes, as if he was wrestling with the snake.

Song Xingshi couldn't help laughing, and asked softly, "Lian Sang, what are you thinking?"

Little Lian Sang blurted out: "Avenge my brother."

Brother is afraid of snakes. After being bitten by a snake when he was a child, he has been afraid all his life. Whenever he sees a snake, his face turns pale, which is miserable.

The child suddenly remembered something, turned his head to face his camera and said seriously and sincerely: "Senior brother, don't worry, I will burn it in red later to avenge you!"

Song Xingshi: "...Don't you save the porridge for tomorrow?"

Lian Sang stared at him blankly, then patted the back of his head: "That's right... I'll save the porridge..."

I really want to eat it now.

The author has something to say: The obedient little Lian Sang in the kindergarten-style sitting posture reads brokenly online: eat, don’t eat, eat, don’t eat, braise in soy sauce, cook porridge, braise in soy sauce, cook porridge...