Eat chicken and eat the goddess
Chapter 1 Eat chicken waste!
Mu Ziyou is an anime game geek. Her room is not only covered with various game official posters, but also has a transparent glass cabinet in the corner, which contains game character models and animation figures.
However, although Mu Ziyou is a gaming nerd, she is not a dead nerd whose living needs are all met by food delivery.
I usually go to participate in group activities, and occasionally run a marathon with my cousin. I can be regarded as a sporty and cheerful gamer.
It happened to be the weekend, and the roommates in the dormitory went out on a date, went shopping, dressed up a little, and went out.
Mu Ziyou was alone in the dormitory, and was about to play a game for a while, when her cousin Mu Mumu suddenly sent her a chatter, and the chat window jumped out.
"Cousin Youyou, do you want to eat chicken?"
Mu Ziyou couldn't hold back a grin. She has been working for a year, like a veteran cadre, and her daily entertainment is her cousin at the Marathon Tavern. One day she is invited to play games, which is really rare in a century.
Of course Mu Ziyou, who is a gaming geek, knows the game of eating chicken.
This game has become so popular recently that even her roommates who don't play games know the name of this game.
One can imagine its popularity.
But Mu Ziyou has never played this game. When the game was first launched, she glanced at it a few times, and she was not satisfied with the quality and style of painting, so she never played it.
In the eyes of his cousin Mu Mumu, Mu Ziyou is a game master, there is no game in the world that she can't understand, so he humbly pleases him.
"I'm not very good at playing this game, you have to take me with you."
Mu Ziyou shrugged and had no choice but to tell his cousin the truth.
"Cousin, let me say yes first, I have never played this game."
The cousin sent a naive expression, kindly inviting Mu Ziyou to play games with him.
"That's just right, you play with me, I heard that this game is very fun."
Mu Ziyou readily agreed. In fact, she really wants to try this game that she didn't like at the beginning. How fun it is. So many people are addicted to it like crazy.
While downloading the game, Mu Ziyou chatted with his cousin.
"Why do you want to play games all of a sudden? It's not like you. Didn't you tell you to sit in front of the computer and play games, or make you commit suicide slowly?"
"I just found out that your future cousin likes to play this game. I have to practice first, and play with her later."
........
Mu Ziyou typed a row of ellipses speechlessly, looked at the joy in his cousin's tone, shook his head with emotion, and sighed again.
The future cousin that my cousin mentioned is actually a girl he is chasing after, a school girl who is two years younger than my cousin. Since she entered the school, my cousin has been chasing her, and it has been two years now.
Mu Ziyou had also heard her name before, and heard that she was a famous figure in the school next door.
It seems that I have seen her once, when I was eating with my cousin, I met her in the restaurant.
She is indeed a very beautiful woman at the level of a goddess, but when she talks to her cousin, both her tone and expression are cold and arrogant.
A girl's intuition is very accurate, Mu Ziyou can tell at a glance that her cousin is useless, and that woman will not fall in love with her cousin.
It's just that my cousin was really fascinated by that woman, and couldn't listen to her words at all.
After chasing her for three years, I still don't even know her address. Is there any reason for this?
After the game was downloaded, Mu Ziyou registered an account. As for the ID name, she thought about it for a while, smiled secretly, and jumped with her fingertips.
"Your Excellency, I wore it the second time."
She is very satisfied with this name, it is cute and playful without being obscene.
My cousin also registered an account, and Mu Ziyou asked him for his ID and added him as a friend.
Cousin's id is "I'm a handsome guy, don't slap me in the face." When he typed it, he was arrogant and arrogant, boasting that his id is handsome and cool.
Mu Ziyou rolled his eyes and secretly complained, and he knew that he was a straight man.
Enter the room and line up, and the game will start soon.
The cousin was very excited, and kept talking non-stop, but Mu Ziyou pretended not to hear it, acting like a mature and stable boss.
When downloading the game, Mu Ziyou took the opportunity to search for the guide and read it.
Knowing the operation of the game well, she is confidently ready to take the chicken cousin to kill the Quartet together.
I don't know if she overestimated herself or underestimated the game.
The first time I landed, I landed on a plain without houses. I didn't even pick up a brick, and I was beaten to death as a living target.
The second time I landed, I learned my experience and landed in a place with a house, but this time when I entered the house, I met a person holding a frying pan.
Mu Ziyou immediately opened the door.
"run."
But the cousin felt that he could still give an anus, so he rushed up while waving his fists.
"Don't run, don't run, we are two people, beat him, beat him, beat him up."
Before he swung his fist twice, he was slapped on the ground by a pot cover.
"Cousin Youyou!!! Youyou!!! Save me, save me quickly, I'm going to die."
The cousin's wailing made Mu Ziyou, who had already run out of the door, relented.
After all, it was a relative, so she rushed in again.
The warrior holding the pot lid stood on the cousin's head and mocked.
"Oh, brother and sister love each other deeply."
Then he gave a pot cover to Mu Ziyou who rushed over, so the two of them brought it together in pairs.
The third time, I found a car first, and Mu Ziyou wanted to show off his driving skills to his cousin, but he hit a tree and a rock, knocking out half of his blood, and was blown up by someone. chicken.
For the fourth time, Mu Zi lobbied that places with many houses are crowded and dangerous, so it is better to hide in the mountains.
As a result, he hid too far away, the poisonous gas came, and he was poisoned to death.
The fifth time, Mu Ziyou took his cousin to the station to fight guerrillas, but when his cousin was knocked down and called for medical treatment, Mu Ziyou asked where you were while passing by his cousin, and his cousin was desperate She squirmed on the ground trying to catch up with Mu Ziyou who ran away.
After countless times.
The chirping cousin finally fell silent, but he doubted Mu Ziyou's identity as a game boss.
While picking up the gun in the room, he complained about her.
"Youyou, you love playing games so much, why are you so useless in playing games, you are useless than me."
Mu Ziyou blushed, snorted, and slapped the table to refute loudly, but it was obvious that he lacked confidence.
"Whoever says he likes to play games, he knows how to play. I also like to watch movies, and I don't know how to act."
As soon as the words fell, a person lurking outside the room rushed in, shot Mu Ziyou who was lying on the ground to death, then went upstairs quickly, and successfully killed his cousin.
Less than five seconds before and after.
In the game interface, the two stood side by side.
Cousin was silent for a long time, still not ready, when Mu Ziyou was about to ask him to prepare.
Cousin disappeared.
The cousin's icon in the corner jumped, and Mu Ziyou clicked on it.
"Youyou, I went to play with others, you... you can do it yourself. Also, you are not a big boss at all, so I despise you."
The cousin left her to get married by himself, Mu Ziyou sighed in the dormitory with a complicated expression, and muttered aggrievedly.
"I never said I was a boss."
She really loves to play games, but why does everyone think that people who love to play games are good at playing games? Can't there be a little salty fish like her who loves to play games and is useless.
However, although Mu Ziyou is a gaming nerd, she is not a dead nerd whose living needs are all met by food delivery.
I usually go to participate in group activities, and occasionally run a marathon with my cousin. I can be regarded as a sporty and cheerful gamer.
It happened to be the weekend, and the roommates in the dormitory went out on a date, went shopping, dressed up a little, and went out.
Mu Ziyou was alone in the dormitory, and was about to play a game for a while, when her cousin Mu Mumu suddenly sent her a chatter, and the chat window jumped out.
"Cousin Youyou, do you want to eat chicken?"
Mu Ziyou couldn't hold back a grin. She has been working for a year, like a veteran cadre, and her daily entertainment is her cousin at the Marathon Tavern. One day she is invited to play games, which is really rare in a century.
Of course Mu Ziyou, who is a gaming geek, knows the game of eating chicken.
This game has become so popular recently that even her roommates who don't play games know the name of this game.
One can imagine its popularity.
But Mu Ziyou has never played this game. When the game was first launched, she glanced at it a few times, and she was not satisfied with the quality and style of painting, so she never played it.
In the eyes of his cousin Mu Mumu, Mu Ziyou is a game master, there is no game in the world that she can't understand, so he humbly pleases him.
"I'm not very good at playing this game, you have to take me with you."
Mu Ziyou shrugged and had no choice but to tell his cousin the truth.
"Cousin, let me say yes first, I have never played this game."
The cousin sent a naive expression, kindly inviting Mu Ziyou to play games with him.
"That's just right, you play with me, I heard that this game is very fun."
Mu Ziyou readily agreed. In fact, she really wants to try this game that she didn't like at the beginning. How fun it is. So many people are addicted to it like crazy.
While downloading the game, Mu Ziyou chatted with his cousin.
"Why do you want to play games all of a sudden? It's not like you. Didn't you tell you to sit in front of the computer and play games, or make you commit suicide slowly?"
"I just found out that your future cousin likes to play this game. I have to practice first, and play with her later."
........
Mu Ziyou typed a row of ellipses speechlessly, looked at the joy in his cousin's tone, shook his head with emotion, and sighed again.
The future cousin that my cousin mentioned is actually a girl he is chasing after, a school girl who is two years younger than my cousin. Since she entered the school, my cousin has been chasing her, and it has been two years now.
Mu Ziyou had also heard her name before, and heard that she was a famous figure in the school next door.
It seems that I have seen her once, when I was eating with my cousin, I met her in the restaurant.
She is indeed a very beautiful woman at the level of a goddess, but when she talks to her cousin, both her tone and expression are cold and arrogant.
A girl's intuition is very accurate, Mu Ziyou can tell at a glance that her cousin is useless, and that woman will not fall in love with her cousin.
It's just that my cousin was really fascinated by that woman, and couldn't listen to her words at all.
After chasing her for three years, I still don't even know her address. Is there any reason for this?
After the game was downloaded, Mu Ziyou registered an account. As for the ID name, she thought about it for a while, smiled secretly, and jumped with her fingertips.
"Your Excellency, I wore it the second time."
She is very satisfied with this name, it is cute and playful without being obscene.
My cousin also registered an account, and Mu Ziyou asked him for his ID and added him as a friend.
Cousin's id is "I'm a handsome guy, don't slap me in the face." When he typed it, he was arrogant and arrogant, boasting that his id is handsome and cool.
Mu Ziyou rolled his eyes and secretly complained, and he knew that he was a straight man.
Enter the room and line up, and the game will start soon.
The cousin was very excited, and kept talking non-stop, but Mu Ziyou pretended not to hear it, acting like a mature and stable boss.
When downloading the game, Mu Ziyou took the opportunity to search for the guide and read it.
Knowing the operation of the game well, she is confidently ready to take the chicken cousin to kill the Quartet together.
I don't know if she overestimated herself or underestimated the game.
The first time I landed, I landed on a plain without houses. I didn't even pick up a brick, and I was beaten to death as a living target.
The second time I landed, I learned my experience and landed in a place with a house, but this time when I entered the house, I met a person holding a frying pan.
Mu Ziyou immediately opened the door.
"run."
But the cousin felt that he could still give an anus, so he rushed up while waving his fists.
"Don't run, don't run, we are two people, beat him, beat him, beat him up."
Before he swung his fist twice, he was slapped on the ground by a pot cover.
"Cousin Youyou!!! Youyou!!! Save me, save me quickly, I'm going to die."
The cousin's wailing made Mu Ziyou, who had already run out of the door, relented.
After all, it was a relative, so she rushed in again.
The warrior holding the pot lid stood on the cousin's head and mocked.
"Oh, brother and sister love each other deeply."
Then he gave a pot cover to Mu Ziyou who rushed over, so the two of them brought it together in pairs.
The third time, I found a car first, and Mu Ziyou wanted to show off his driving skills to his cousin, but he hit a tree and a rock, knocking out half of his blood, and was blown up by someone. chicken.
For the fourth time, Mu Zi lobbied that places with many houses are crowded and dangerous, so it is better to hide in the mountains.
As a result, he hid too far away, the poisonous gas came, and he was poisoned to death.
The fifth time, Mu Ziyou took his cousin to the station to fight guerrillas, but when his cousin was knocked down and called for medical treatment, Mu Ziyou asked where you were while passing by his cousin, and his cousin was desperate She squirmed on the ground trying to catch up with Mu Ziyou who ran away.
After countless times.
The chirping cousin finally fell silent, but he doubted Mu Ziyou's identity as a game boss.
While picking up the gun in the room, he complained about her.
"Youyou, you love playing games so much, why are you so useless in playing games, you are useless than me."
Mu Ziyou blushed, snorted, and slapped the table to refute loudly, but it was obvious that he lacked confidence.
"Whoever says he likes to play games, he knows how to play. I also like to watch movies, and I don't know how to act."
As soon as the words fell, a person lurking outside the room rushed in, shot Mu Ziyou who was lying on the ground to death, then went upstairs quickly, and successfully killed his cousin.
Less than five seconds before and after.
In the game interface, the two stood side by side.
Cousin was silent for a long time, still not ready, when Mu Ziyou was about to ask him to prepare.
Cousin disappeared.
The cousin's icon in the corner jumped, and Mu Ziyou clicked on it.
"Youyou, I went to play with others, you... you can do it yourself. Also, you are not a big boss at all, so I despise you."
The cousin left her to get married by himself, Mu Ziyou sighed in the dormitory with a complicated expression, and muttered aggrievedly.
"I never said I was a boss."
She really loves to play games, but why does everyone think that people who love to play games are good at playing games? Can't there be a little salty fish like her who loves to play games and is useless.
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