Master of Three Worlds

Since Phoenix was condemned by heaven, he has been unable to enter the gate of heaven.This meeting guessed that the banquet was coming to an end, so it ran to wait outside the Tianmen Gate, intending to be a diligent three-world teleportation npc.

But Xiaoniao never expected that Boss Ji drank too much, too much.It watched its own boss come out from afar. The drunken man's eyebrows were like distant mountains, his eyes were like autumn water, and a blood-colored tear mole in his eyes sparked the spring, and he swayed in the man's arms.

It was an alluring state wrapped in innocence, which made Phoenix's little heart thump.

Ji Han was approached with Shao Yuan's support, Fenghuang's heart beat faster, and he was about to blush uncontrollably, but saw Ji Han approaching with a smile, pointing at it and saying: "What's wrong with your head?" A stray hair? It’s ugly, haha, it’s not like a phoenix, it’s like a quail.”

Phoenix: "..."

Shao Yuan sighed, let Ji Han hang half of his body around his neck, and said: "Your boss drank too much, thank you for your hard work, send us home."

Ji Han burped, waved his hand and said, "It's not hard, it's not hard, my own quail, this is what it should do."

Phoenix: "..."

The two sat on the back of the phoenix and shuttled quickly between the clouds.Ji Han plucked the two feathers on Phoenix's back, hiccupped and said uncomfortably, "Quail, can you fly slower? I'm airsick."

Fenghuang trembled when he heard the words, and tried to stabilize his body, his clear voice revealed fear: "Boss, I worked very hard, please don't spit on me..."

As soon as the words fell, Ji Han really "vomited", "That's hard to say, I will work hard."

At that time, Fenghuang was so frightened that he almost folded the two big brothers off.

After finally entering the human world, I could fly back to the alley in 2 minutes after applying an invisibility barrier.But Ji Han was dizzy, patted Fenghuang on the head and said, "Land down, take a taxi, or I'll really vomit on you."

Fenghuang was almost concussed by his boss, but he turned back into a human form with deep gratitude, and took out his mobile phone to call a special car for the three of them.

Five minutes later, the black business car arrived, Fenghuang consciously took the co-pilot, and the man stuffed Ji Han into the back seat.

Ji Hanlai was in Shaoyuan's arms, looked at the driver with weird eyes through the rearview mirror, and then said with a smile: "Master driver, you look upright."

The driver's face froze, and he subconsciously wanted to say, "This passenger, you have an evil face", but thinking of his positive rating, he could only swallow his words, and forced a smile at Ji Han through the rearview mirror.

Ji Han adjusted his posture in Shaoyuan's arms, closed his eyes a little uncomfortable, and muttered: "Participating in a banquet is exhausting my grandfather, I really don't understand why the entertainment activities in the heaven are so boring."

The driver who just started the car couldn't help but glance over again, "Heaven?"

Fenghuang, who was sitting in the co-pilot, quickly said, "The name of the nightclub."

"Oh——" the driver's tone suddenly became meaningful. He looked through the rearview mirror at the two men wearing couple trench coats sitting together, and had countless guesses about their relationship in an instant.

Fenghuang took the initiative to explain: "My young master was drunk and was caught by the young master."

The driver was taken aback for a moment, and immediately said, "So that's how it is." He pulled his tie and exhaled secretly.

As long as there is no illness, he is really afraid that there is something wrong with the drunken homosexuals who come out of that kind of place.

Ji Han is as drunk as mud, and the aftertaste of Tianjie's wine is strong. He was not seen by the people of Tianjie before, and he rarely drank the wine of Tianjie like this. Only now will he know how powerful it is. It is not the same as the fruity cocktail sold in the small shop at the alley entrance horizontal.

The various gods he met today flashed through his mind like a movie, sighed, and said: "Those gods and gods are really annoying. That old man, the soldier, is he too busy to pick his feet at home every day?" ? If you come up with no grievances, you will hate me."

The man stroked Ji Han's hair, pondered for a moment, and said, "He's a bit strange, he doesn't have such a temperament in his impression, he seems to be here for you today, and he insists on making you angry."

Ji Han snorted coldly, "If you pissed me off, what good would it do him to suffocate him with a gourd?"

The driver looked at Fenghuang in horror, but Fenghuang pretended to look at the scenery outside the window and ignored it.

Shao Yuan comforted in a low voice: "Those guys, if you say it nicely, they are the gods and gods, but if you put it bluntly, they are completely different from you in terms of natal theory. They look old, but they are actually juniors. You don't have to fight with them." They generally count."

Ji Han snorted, moved his body in the man's arms, and muttered: "I'm too lazy to care about it."

The man coaxed patiently: "You are the most magnanimous. You are not only benevolent and righteous, but also gentle, courteous, and considerate of the general situation."

This time the driver didn't respond, instead, Fenghuang looked back at Shao Yuan in horror, and was killed by Shao Yuan's sharp eyes.

The man stretched out his hand to rub Ji Han's throbbing temple, and Ji Han closed his eyes and groaned for a while, then couldn't help cursing: "The rhinoceros and the hippopotamus are also guys with big butts and short knowledge, how dare you call me There is no money. There is also the wine priest, talking about Chi You, Chi You is a hero no matter good or evil, so it's their turn to gossip?"

The man was silent when he heard the words, and after a while, he said softly: "Say a few words less, your head hurts when you're drunk, don't you think about those angry things to make yourself feel better? I'm going home soon."

Ji Han let out an "oh", turned over and remained silent.

There is no traffic jam in the middle of the night, and it takes about ten minutes to arrive at Youxuwaixiang.The driver parked the car at the entrance of the narrow and dark alley, thinking, shouldn’t all rich families live in suburban villas? This place looks deserted for 80 or [-] years, but is there really anyone living there?

He couldn't help but look back at Ji Han and Shao Yuan's trench coats, thinking that this might not be a high imitation.

Confusion is confusion, he is a chauffeur after all, and he still has professionalism.As soon as the car stopped, he pressed the door and slid open automatically, then jumped off the station neatly and sent the guests off the car at the door of the back seat.

The "little young master" of this family closed his eyes and moaned in the arms of the "elder young master", and the two of them walked straight into the scary alley without looking back.Instead, the attendant sitting in the co-pilot was more normal, stood at the entrance of the alley, sighed, and said, "I should have installed a street light earlier, I always sprained my ankle."

This sentence was a bit popular, the driver seemed to relax a lot, pulled Fenghuang with a smile and asked: "Sir, what are those gods and gods that your young master said just now?" ? Creepy."

Fenghuang thought to himself, if you still ask a creepy person, you are quite courageous.

But what he showed was dazed for a second, and then he slapped his forehead as if remembering something, and said, "Ah, it's the code name of the service staff in the nightclub. Isn't that store called Tianjie? Give the service staff a Let’s start with fancy names. The male ones are called Shangshen, and the female ones are called Shangxian. Those with average social status are named after their characteristics, such as the ones with big buttocks called Rhinoceros and Hippopotamus, and those who can drink with guests are called wine priests. ..."

The driver suddenly realized, "So that's the case."

Fenghuang chuckled, "My young master is right, you look upright, have you never been to that kind of place?"

The driver was stunned, and turned to see Fenghuang taking out a stack of pink tickets from his pocket, which was surprisingly thick, and slapped him in the hand, saying: "Young Master gave you a tip, man, play with it. "

After finishing the words, Fenghuang turned into the dark alley and disappeared in a blink of an eye.The driver looked at the stack of banknotes that suddenly appeared in his hand, and his whole body fell into petrification.

After a while, he looked up at the street sign at the entrance of the alley again. The small metal sign with black letters on a blue background and the words "Youxu Outer Alley" were all peeled off. Respectfully.

When Fenghuang returned home, he saw through the window that Shao Yuan put Ji Han on the bed, straightened his head and feet, and asked: "Mr. Go in and untie the bar for the boss."

Shao Yuan nodded, thought for a while and then said, "Put a bowl and drain the water, and add a supper for Haha."

"Understood." Fenghuang turned around and went into the kitchen to get busy.After a while, Shao Yuan also came in and said, "That driver heard a lot, have you dealt with it?"

"Of course." Fenghuang said while filling the soup with his hands and feet nimbly: "I stuffed a large wad of money, and there was a barrier on the money. After holding it for five seconds, he forgot everything. He didn't even know where the money came from."

Shao Yuan nodded repeatedly when he heard the words, and said: "It's good not to use air barriers, and giving money can be regarded as making up for a little mistake of destroying people's memory for no reason. You have done a good job."

Fenghuang sighed, and said: "My boss fished out the little bird from the place of eternal doom back then. The boss does things in a chic and unrestrained way. If I didn't help him clean up these little tails, this Youxuwaixiang would have been destroyed by now." Tourists from the world of the human world have broken through."

As he spoke, he glanced at Shaoyuan, and suddenly said seriously: "Sir, you are very good. You take care of the boss more caringly than Xiaoniao, and you are well connected and capable. At first Xiaoniao thought you were plotting something wrong, but now I also feel that the boss is lonely. , no friends or stories, nothing but money, just waiting for someone like you to show up."

Shao Yuan was stunned for a moment, then laughed and cursed: "Stop flattering, aren't you just afraid that I will tell Ji Han tomorrow morning that you gave the driver 1 yuan in one go?"

When Fenghuang heard this, he was downcast, like a quail beaten by frost, and said with a sad face: "Yes, please don't tell the boss, otherwise he will use a feather duster to pluck the bird's feathers one by one."

The man smiled gently, took the bowl of sweet soup from him, turned and went into the bedroom.As he walked, he scooped a spoonful of red bean soup into his mouth to taste the sweetness, but he didn't want Ji Han to wake up, lying on the bed and looking at him with bright eyes.

"Isn't it for me?" Boss Ji pouted in dissatisfaction. Before Shao Yuan could swallow it, he was about to explain, when he saw the guy who was still drunk just now stepping on the mattress Standing up, she threw herself on him unsteadily, lowered her head and kissed him.

Ji Hulu's kissing skills are mediocre, and he failed to grab dessert, so he simply clung to the other party's mouth and refused to leave.

After being drunk, this guy was so soft that Shao didn't intend to do anything, but he couldn't help it when he teased him, raised his hand and pulled the chain of the blinds, and closed the curtains with a clatter.

Outside the courtyard, Fenghuang, who was serving dessert to Haha, froze. At the same time as Haha, he turned his head in disbelief, looking at the closed window.

It didn't take half a minute before their boss's moaning voice came from inside.

Haha let out a long sigh, two blushes appeared on his face, obviously still unable to bear the situation, he silently inserted/put his head into the bowl that Phoenix was holding.

Fenghuang looked at the closed window thoughtfully, and after a while, he pressed Haha's head, and said in a low voice: "Hey. You said, they are also born noble and rich, so why is it that our boss always suffers? "

Haha looked up from the bowl in bewilderment, the dog's face was full of bewilderment.

What's wrong?What is a disadvantage?

Fenghuang sighed, shook his head and said, "Forget it, you don't understand."