Master of Three Worlds

In the alley, there was more than one kowtowing against the dead wall, a young man wearing a cotton plaid shirt, loose light blue denim jeans, and carrying a backpack on his back.He pressed his forehead firmly against the rough sand on the ground, closed his eyes and murmured, "Boss Ji, Ji Daxian, please manifest..."

Ji Han and Shao Yuan silently stood behind him.Ji Han frowned and looked at the man from the back of his head to the soles of his feet, and gave Shao Yuan a look.

——Is this person a bit melon?

Shao Yuan silently nodded—it seemed a little bit.

"Cough." Ji Han cleared his throat, and the man who kowtowed to him with his back yelled in fright, and ran up and down, and saw two men standing behind him.

The one in the cotton shirt is a little smaller, but has a very difficult face. On the contrary, the tall one next to him has a gentle expression, like a good person.

The young man's name is Yi Qi, he is a college student, and he found his way through the God stick forum.He looks cowardly and mediocre, but his mind is spinning extremely fast.According to the description of the great gods on the forum, Boss Ji himself is picky, hypocritical and difficult, but his appearance is elegant and elegant, and the vermilion tear mole under his eyes is quite charming.

So he immediately knelt down facing Ji Han with a plop, and kowtowed again, "Boss Ji, nice to meet you!"

Ji Han was stunned for two seconds by this combination of Chinese and Western greetings, and said, "Who are you?"

The young man jumped up excitedly, and said like a cannonball: "My name is Yi Qi, and I am a third-year student in T University! It is a pleasure to meet you! Well, I have something to ask you! Do you want to say it directly or follow some procedure?"

Ji Han was a little surprised, "University T? That's not human... Isn't that the best university in this city? Are you a student of University T?"

Yi Qi smiled with a row of innocent and silly little white teeth, "Isn't it like that?"

"...It's not like." Ji Han touched his nose and said, "Please leave the post, and people can leave. Whether you accept it or not, there will be a result tonight."

"Oh, oh, ok, ok." Yi Qi took out an envelope with the university emblem printed on it from his arms, and handed it to Ji Han with both hands, "Thank you! I hope you will think about it! I have a lot of messy memories!"

Ji Han: "..."

The person disappeared in the alley, Ji Han watched the figure disappear with some confusion, curled his lips, and opened the request letter.

[Boss Ji's personal message: The villain, Yi Qi, has been betrayed by many relatives recently.Starting from girlfriends, roommates, friends, and classmates all alienated me, blocked me, and even avoided me when they met while walking.I was very puzzled, grabbed my girlfriend and asked carefully, only to find that everyone thinks that I have a strong physique recently.The scary thing is, I don't remember a time when I ever argued with them.This matter is too bizarre, the God stick forum said that only Boss Ji in Youxu Alley can help me solve it, and please come out of the mountain.Villain's address: T Daliusu 209. 】

Ji Han folded the request into his pocket casually, and muttered: "Just now he called me to punish the gangster, and he was the one who made a fuss for a long time. Is there something wrong with this person's brain? It's just that he got into T University. Can I have a girlfriend?"

Shao Yuan smiled and said, "I'm more concerned about the magic stick forum he mentioned. Why did your small advertisements spread to the magic stick forum? What kind of non-governmental organization is that?"

Ji Han didn't take it as disobedience, but proudly raised his eyebrows at the man, and said, "Wise, right? This is the most effective form of propaganda, and it's not easy to arouse the vigilance of ordinary people."

The man couldn't help but put his hand on Ji Han's head, rubbed that limp hair, and said with a smile, "It's very witty."

In the dead of night, Ji Han and Shao Yuan sneaked into the campus of T University with their student ID cards turned from tiles.Ji Han was very curious about universities in the human world. On the way to the dormitory, he dragged Shao Yuan into the souvenir shop and bought two cultural shirts.

When Yi Qi was called out, she saw Shao Yuan and Ji Han in red and blue T-shirts.

"Bosses, is this the meaning of accepting the request?"

Ji Han nodded, and took a look at the boys' dormitory.In a six-story ordinary residential building, every balcony is covered with iron fences, and all kinds of colorful vests and pants are hanging on the railings, fluttering in the wind.The yard was full of bicycles, and it was already eleven o'clock in the evening, but there were still some people returning with washbasins, which contained bathing supplies.

This kind of crowded and chaotic group life has never been accepted by Boss Ji, he took a step back almost calmly, and Shao Yuan stepped forward, blocking half of his body.

Yi Qi was taken aback for a moment, and then thought of the description in the forum—Boss Ji is a man of nature, as hypocritical as Lin Daiyu, and as powerful as Iron Man.

So he suddenly opened up, took out the cheap fragrance that he had prepared for a long time, and sprayed it all over Ji Han without any explanation.

Ji Han's face darkened for two seconds, and then he pinched his nose dignifiedly.

Shao Yuan said: "Student, we had a discussion in the afternoon. There are many possibilities for your situation. For example: you suffer from split personality, people around you have conspiracy, and some dirty things have entangled you. Wait. You can call 120 or 110 for the first two cases, but for the third case, we need to get involved. We will probably need to live with you for a few days before the matter is clarified. How about your accommodation conditions?"

Yi Qi was stunned when he heard that, thinking that Boss Ji's assistant is really professional, and replied: "Ah, don't worry. We have many professional dormitories and few people. Since they started to hate me, I moved out consciously. There are three empty beds in the four-person bedroom."

As he spoke, he led the two of them into the corridor, and before he finished speaking, he saw Ji Han's face full of disgust.

Yi Qi stepped up the steps with one foot retracted, "What's the matter, Boss Ji?"

Ji Han pursed his lips and said, "At least there must be a separate room for us. Do you still have the awareness to ask someone to come out of the mountain?"

Yi Qi was stunned for a second, then hurriedly said: "No problem, there is no one next door to me."

He walked ahead first, and listened to Boss Ji's assistant coaxing Boss Ji very gently in a low voice.

Shao Yuan: "Later, I will try my best to redecorate the room."

Ji Han: "I don't think this dormitory has air conditioning."

Shao Yuan: "Don't worry, I can solve it."

Ji Han: "The air quality is also very worrying, this smell..."

Shao Yuan: "Don't worry, I can solve it."

Ji Han: "If the bed is too small, won't the two of us be able to sleep?"

Shao Yuan: "Don't worry, I can solve it."

When Yi Qi heard the last question, he almost gnawed on the steps like a dog eating feces. He took advantage of the space in the corner of the stairs to sneak a glance at the two people behind him, and saw Boss Ji's assistant raised his hand and patted Boss Ji's head. He whispered: "I'm here, don't worry."

Yi Qixin said: I seem to have heard something extraordinary.

The two entered the dormitory arranged by Yi Qi.Inside this dormitory building is the layout of an ordinary residential building. There are two households on the left and right, and each household is divided into four or five dormitories, sharing a toilet and hallway. No wonder Yi Qi can dominate the other empty rooms.Ji Han took a look at the poor public dormitory, had nothing to say, and asked, "Where do you live?"

Yi Qi pointed to the side, "You are on the right."

"What about your old roommate?"

"On your left."

Ji Han nodded, and Shao Yuan asked, "You said just now that you moved out on your own initiative. This won't work, we need you to move back."

Yi Qi quickly waved his hands, "No, no, they all say I'm a badass now. If I go back, the conflict between us will be further deepened."

Shao Yuan said: "Only in this way can we know what happened. Don't worry, since we decided to help you, we will definitely start well and end well, and we won't leave just to make the situation worse."

Yi Qi paused and said, "Okay."

Ji Han said: "You take us to your original dormitory to meet people now. In the past few days, we will follow you during meals and classes. You need to find a reasonable reason."

It turned out that there were three other people in Yi Qi's dormitory. One was leaning over the table and counting hard, one was lying on the bed reading a book, and the other was watching game videos with headphones.Yi Qi pushed open the door, rubbed his hands on the trouser line awkwardly, and said, "Well, everyone..."

The three looked up one after another, expressionless.

Yi Qi laughed dryly, "Then what, I'd better move back. I really don't know what's going on with me recently, but I will try my best to restrain myself. We are still roommates. Don't hate me... too much ……high……"

The indifferent eyes of his roommate were embarrassing. He bit the bullet and finished speaking, heaved a sigh of relief, turned his head and pointed to Ji Han and said to Shao Yuan: "Well, these are my two cousins ​​who came to see me, I let them live in It's next door, don't tell auntie."

The one on the top of the bed rolled his eyes and said, "Are we that kind of people? I'm bothering you because you are arguing. What does it have to do with your relatives? Come and live, do you have to pretend to be a vulnerable group? "

Yi Qi turned pale, waved his hand and said: "I didn't mean that. I told my two cousins ​​about the recent situation, and they are also annoying. Really, they have already criticized me."

The one who did the math put down his pen, sighed deeply, and said, "Qizi, we don't have a deep hatred with you. How good was the relationship between the four of us before? But you've really gone too far recently. Are you an adolescent? The words are too irritating. Come back when you come back, you should restrain yourself in the future, and everyone will pretend that nothing happened."

The third roommate took off the earphones, said "hmm", glanced at Ji Han and Shao Yuan's faces, and said, "Your cousin doesn't look like you, he's more handsome than you."

Ji Han puffed out his chest when he heard the words.

The one on the bed said, "You two bought cultural shirts? You bought them at the North Gate, right? The souvenir shop at the South Gate is cheaper and has a lot of variety. Let Yi Qi take you around these two days. Our cafeteria It's also delicious."

Shao Yuan nodded gently, "Thank you, we will always be with him these two days."

When the three of them returned to the dormitory next door, Yi Qi sighed and said, "Look, in fact, my three roommates are all pretty good. So if they keep talking, I think I've been really annoying recently, but myself It's like it's broken, and I can't remember anything."

Shao Yuan gave a "hmm", took out a fruit candy from his pocket, and said, "After chewing this, we can hear the sounds around you. We will use this to monitor your chat with your roommate."

"It's so amazing." Yi Qi's eyes widened, and he was about to analyze the scientific principles of this thing, when he suddenly thought that Boss Ji had picked it up from the "Magic Stick Forum".Maintaining the mentality of respecting the magic stick, he closed his eyes and chewed the candy.

"Okay, go back and wash and sleep normally." Shao Yuan said warmly.

Watching Yi Qi leave, the door was locked, Ji Han rolled his eyes and said, "You are extremely cunning, every time you give the treasure to the poor master, you have to take some chocolate or candy to disguise it, and distribute candy everywhere to accumulate merit ,treacherous."

Upon hearing this, Shao Yuan asked with a smile, "Have I given you candy?"

Ji Han thought for a while, "Is there? I forgot too, you gave Phoenix chocolate."

"Really? Didn't give it to you?" The man raised his eyebrows seriously, walked over and said, "Then make it up." As he said, he bent down and pecked Boss Ji's red lips, smiling, "Is it sweet enough? "

Ji Han blushed, "Bah, bah, bah, bah!"

Before he could hear the bah sound, Shao Yuan suddenly restrained his smile and made a booing gesture.

The sound of the next door sounded in the ears of the two of them.I only heard Yi Qi say: "Hey, Ah Hong, what are your questions? Why did it take so long?"

Shao Yuan lowered his voice and said, "I vaguely feel that Gang Jing's performance is about to begin."