Master of Three Worlds

Ji Han gave a serious "Yo" and commented: "It seems that the magic stick is a little clever."

Shao Yuan said, "But in this way, I think that Mr. Shengun's underground connections are not some big figures, and he may even be watching the sweeping ghosts reincarnated in the wheel."

Ji Han: "But this doesn't make any sense. There's only one little ghost. Why is our boss, the spirit of the devil, willing to pretend to be deaf and dumb for it?"

Together, the two cast sharp eyes on Mu Yougui.Mu Yougui still sat in the boss's chair with his eyes closed, his eyebrows were really going to twitch this time.After a long time, he finally moved his lips, and what he said was: "Ji Han, you are really my father, no, you are my ancestor."

Ji Han smiled tactfully, and answered honestly: "No, I don't like you as my son, nor my grandson."

Shao Yuan said: "Boss Mu, if you have any difficulties, you can continue to pretend to be a deaf-mute. This matter is up to us to manage on our own, so we will investigate it ourselves, and it won't touch you."

Mu Yougui trembled all over when he heard this, if he wasn't sitting in the swivel chair, he might have knelt down for Shao Yuan immediately.But he was excited for two seconds and felt something was wrong, Shao Yuan was no longer the good guy he used to be, he now had a new identity, he was Ji Han's partner.

"Ji Han's XXX" often means that this person is no longer simple, and probably no longer kind.

As if feeling Mu Yougui's ups and downs, Ji Han smiled and said: "That's right, you don't need to worry about my affairs, you can play by yourself, bye." just go.

This time Mu Yougui was dumbfounded, he poked his head out of the window to look at Ji Han in the courtyard, and asked, "Is this the end?"

Ji Han rolled his eyes, "Otherwise, do you think I care about your help?"

Mu Yougui blessed his soul, and shook his head suddenly, "It's not rare, it's not rare, it's not rare."

"Then I'm leaving, okay?"

"Go, go, go!"

Ji Han snorted, and walked out of the courtyard with Shao Yuan.

On the way to the underworld, Shao Yuan was driving the car with one hand while fiddling with the phone with the other. Ji Han asked, "What are you doing?"

Shao Yuan said, "I looked up in the contact book of the underworld, who was in charge of the time of reincarnation and the ghost who cleaned the house 20 years ago."

"Can you find it?"

"It's a bit difficult. This underworld contact book is something that has only been developed by the Internet in the human world in the past few years."

Ji Han smiled, "Don't look it up, I'll catch two and ask about them later."

Shao Yuan was stunned for a moment, put away the phone hesitantly, and wanted to ask what to grab two, but swallowed the words back.He turned his head and glanced at Ji Han. Ji Han was still in his usual idle manner, lazily leaning on the co-pilot, as if he had no bones, and his eyes were lowered so that it was hard to see what was going on in his heart.

Just as Shao Yuan looked away, Ji Han suddenly asked, "What kind of personality am I in the wilderness?"

Shao Yuan thought for a second, "Silly white sweet."

"You can't say that word well. Besides silly white sweet?"

The carriage was quiet for a while, the man let out a breath, shook his head and smiled, "Actually, I'm not stupid or stupid, I can only say that I am innocent, I have the most pure love for gods, ghosts, people, and everything in the world. mind. But..."

He paused, seemingly hesitating.Ji Han sat up straight and opened his eyes, "But what?"

Shao Yuan smiled, "But sweetness is really sweet. I still remember the first time I saw you, you turned yourself into a hedgehog, looked up at me vigorously, and asked me..."

Ji Han asked, "What do you ask?"

Shao Yuan swallowed and spit, concealed the real scene, and changed his words: "Ask me: Do you eat fruit?"

The carriage was quiet for a while, and the conversation ended with Ji Han's "tss".Boss Ji turned his head to look out of the car window, Shao Yuan followed him to look, but saw that Boss Ji's ears were suspiciously red.

Shao Yuan twitched the corners of his lips, and suddenly felt his mood index skyrocket.

"Are you full for breakfast? I see that you only ate half a pancake, and the ham sausage was also picked out."

Ji Han rolled his eyes outside the window, "When you're full, you know how to ask about food and drink, am I a pig?"

"There is no such thin pig as you." The man said seriously, "If the owner of the pig farm raises such a pig, he might as well wipe his neck to death."

As soon as the words fell, Ji Han, who was originally looking out of the window, turned around, raised his hand and patted the man's arm, and said angrily, "Did you talk like that?"

Shao Yuan choked, feeling that his brain was short-circuited by this blow.

It doesn't hurt, it's just sudden.The place where it was patted felt cool, with a feeling of inexplicable restlessness.

He subconsciously wanted to reach out and scratch there, but held back.

After a long time, the man said, "I was wrong."

Ji Han snorted, turned his head away angrily, and muttered: "If you make fun of me again, I'll blow you up with a gourd."

Shao Yuan suppressed a smile, "I was really wrong."

It wasn't until he stepped on the ghostly road leading to the underworld that Shao Yuan realized what Ji Han meant by "grab two and ask".The ghost ears and ghost mouths on the hell ghost wall have been lying on the wall for thousands of years. It is simply a gossip concentration camp, and they know everything.

Shao Yuan was holding an umbrella, and Ji Han was holding his arms under the umbrella. While walking slowly inside, he asked lazily, "20 years ago, who were the ghosts responsible for reincarnation?"

All the ghosts on the ghost wall whispered to each other, and a ghost mouth replied: "The ghost messengers in the underworld are all on rotation now. According to the calculation process, the ghost messengers who were in charge of reincarnation and runners at the Ten Temple of Hades 20 years ago should now be gone. After another round of the wheel, you may still be looking at the wheel of reincarnation, or you may be cooking soup at Po Meng's."

Ji Han said, "Okay."

Another ghost mouth asked: "Boss Ji asked why?"

Ji Han glanced lazily, "Why are you inquiring about me?"

Guizui: "Don't dare, the little one is just curious."

Ji Han sneered "heh", and didn't bother to care about it.After a while, the other ghost mouth continued, saying, "Boss Ji has come with Mr. Shao these few times, why are you two bound together?"

The ghost mouth next to him said: "Is the village connected to the Internet? Boss Ji and Mr. Shao are now partners, and everyone in the three realms knows about it."

The ghost mouth said in surprise: "Is that so? Mr. Shao has a boyfriend?"

The two people who were speeding under the umbrella stopped at the same time.

At the same time, he turned around and looked at the ghost mouth.

The whole ghost path was silent, Ji Han looked at the ghost mouth expressionlessly for a while, then raised his head to look at Shao Yuan, and asked calmly, "Why are you so dumb?"

Shao Yuan was stunned, "Ah? What should I do?"

Ji Han said indifferently, "Shouldn't you pluck out this nonsense ghost's mouth? Where's your energy for getting on the road two days ago?"

Shao Yuan became dull for another two seconds, said "Oh", and hesitantly took out a dagger from his trouser pocket.

Ji Han looked at the man stretching the blade towards the devil's mouth, and once wondered if Shao Yuan had a kind of "stuck disease", the movement was so slow that it was like the wireless network in the past of Youxu outside, one card per second.

Guizui watched the blade approaching tremblingly, and shouted in despair, "I'm not talking nonsense! Mr. Shao passed by here 200 years ago, and I asked curiously, isn't Mr. Shao alone? Is it Shao?" Mr. said it himself! Unless you find someone you really like, you won’t go with anyone!”

The ghost path was quiet again, Shao Yuan seemed to switch from GPRS to 4G mode in an instant, swiped his hand up and down, gouged out the ghost mouth, and threw it into the mud.

Bloody smoke billowed up, and the man elegantly took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket, and wiped the knife.

Ji Han: "...What did it just say?"

Shao Yuan answered calmly: "It said it didn't want to live anymore."

Ji Han: "..."

All the ghosts on the ghost wall: "..."

This time it was changed to Ji Han GPRS, he took two steps forward in a daze, turned his head to ask Shao Yuan suspiciously, "What it said just now is..."

Shao Yuan said seriously, "Nonsense."

Ji Han said "Oh", his expression was full of distrust, he recollected what Guizui said, and commented: "It's quite true, there are causes and consequences, and the context is very smooth .”

Shao Yuan hummed, "After all, they are the aborigines of Ghost Wall for hundreds of years."

Ji Han asked again, "So you have been alone for thousands of years, why did you suddenly come to join me in business?"

This time Shaoyuan thought for a long time before giving the answer.

"Did you forget? One of us was made by Fuxi, and the other was made by Nuwa. We are noble brothers."

Ji Han hesitated: "Didn't you say that you are not brothers last time? Didn't you say that you are mountains, rivers, lakes and seas?"

The man thought for a long time, and said with a blue face: "I have traveled all over the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, and when I look back, I find that I am still a good brother."

Ji Han lowered his head and thought for a while, then said, "It's so miserable."

Shao Yuan pondered for a moment: "Yes..."

The two sighed at the same time, and the whole ghost path became completely quiet, making people even more shivering.

Walking to the Tenth Hall of Hades, Ji Han went directly to the Reincarnation Wheel at the back of the hall.The wheel of reincarnation is suspended on a high platform like the mouth of a well, and the reincarnation of all living beings is stirred inside.At the bottom of the platform is a step that goes down, and the runner Hades is sitting on the step, playing games with an obsolete game console in the human world.

Ji Han approached, and heard a series of pleasant female voices of "Delicious! Sweet! Combo!", a little suspicious of life, and asked: "Isn't this the candy match that little girls in the world like to play?"

The King of Hades turned off the game and sighed, "I have nothing to do when I'm free, the Jifu Internet is not good, and I can't play other games if I want to."

"Oh." Ji Han patted Yan Wang's thin shoulder with some distress, and looked around, "Why are you looking at the reincarnation wheel by yourself? Isn't there a ghost who sweeps the floor records?"

Hearing this, Hades just wanted to sneer, "The three realms have been in order these two days, and very few creatures need to be reincarnated. My business is not very good, and some people beat me every now and then..."

Shao Yuan coughed.

Yan Wang swallowed the second half of the sentence, and said: "Anyway, I can't afford to ask the ghosts to help me recently. I will watch it while playing the game, so I won't delay the matter."

"That's it." Ji Han didn't have the slightest introspection, and patted Hades' head very artificially and falsely, "I am very heartbroken, and I sympathize with you. Then you sit down, and I will go to Meng Po's to have a look."

He said he was going to leave, but Yan Wang hurriedly said from behind: "Cross the river and tear down the bridge? Run away after asking? Don't you have time to stay and play a game?"

Ji Han couldn't bear to tell him that his Youxu Overseas will soon be equipped with 5G network, and he doesn't care about these stand-alone games.He turned his head to look at Hades expectantly, sighed, and said, "I have one more question to ask you."

Yan Wang nodded, "Say it."

"For nearly a thousand years, you have been a powerful figure among the ten kings of Hades, so you should know the general situation of the official career in the underworld."

Yan Wang nodded and asked vigilantly: "You don't want to come to the underworld to be an official, do you? Let me tell you, the treatment in the underworld is not good at all. Less money, more work, more monks, less food, don't..."

Ji Han waved his hand, "It's nothing, you are really poor, I know. I just want to ask, where is a ghost now after 20 years in the human world since he became a ghost messenger?"

Yan Wang was stunned, "It's hard to say, it depends on the official position at the beginning, as well as the encounters, cultivation base, appearance, whether there will be trouble, whether you can drink..."

Shao Yuan added: "Due to the negligence of the management of the underworld, the ghost messenger who had to stay in the underworld as an official, what official position was it in the first place?"

The King of Wheels was even more confused when he heard this, he looked at the sky and thought for a while, then slapped his forehead, "Oh! There are really two of you in this situation. But one of them is already cold, and he was too drunk to be a ghost, and was thrown away by the king of hell. He went to reform through labor in purgatory. The other one is doing well, and he has been promoted for 20 years, and now he cooks soup for Po Meng every day. Po Meng, I really like him."