Master of Three Worlds
Chapter 3 Calabash Baby is very powerful
Ji Han and his party went into the small guest room to settle down, and the three of them sat on the bed, Haha tried hard to hold their stomachs, squeezed into the gap between the bed and the wall, barely staying there.Ji Han felt sorry for the dog, so he let the dog lie on the bed together, and when he turned around, he saw Shao Yuan looking at him meaningfully.
The man asked, "Do you like your pet very much?"
Ji Han looked a little impatient, "Pet pets can't stop barking, is it so difficult to admit that it is a dog?"
Fenghuang said: "This Mr. Shao, although you are full of merit, it is best not to make our boss angry. It is terrible for our boss to really get angry." He said, thinking of Ji Han who made a mistake a few years ago Living in the past of being beaten and plucked by Fatty, he shivered so hard that he almost lost his bird shape in fright.
Shao Yuan looked at Ji Han and smiled, "Okay, if you say it's a dog, then it's a dog. I offended you when we met for the first time, how about sending a gift to Boss Ji to apologize?"
Hearing the word gift, Ji Han became interested, raised his eyebrows and suppressed his excitement, squinting at the man's square trouser pocket: "What gift?"
Shao Yuan smiled, "It's just a gadget, boss Bo Ji just smiled."
As he spoke, he reached into his trousers pocket and touched it. After a long time, he touched a game controller and came out.
Ji Han asked in surprise: "What is this? Human stuff?"
Fenghuang snorted, "Forgive me for speaking bluntly, the Youwei Second House donates countless coins from the Three Realms outside of Youwei to us every year, so it's better not to show this kind of thing."
Shao Yuan shook his head, "It was given to me by Fairy Time. Fairy Time was addicted to playing games two years ago, but suffered from slow hand speed, so she refined this game controller. This thing can make time go back half a second. It's a sharp weapon to grab people's heads. It's just that the fairy was addicted to the game and delayed the business, and was punished by the fairy, and I just went to drink tea at the fairy's mansion, so I just accepted this little gift."
Fenghuang suddenly fell silent, this gift not only came from the hand of the immortal official, but also hit his boss's hobby.The Netherworld and the Human World are separated by an enchantment, and the internet speed has not been very good. The boss plays the game card, and sometimes he is so angry that he can lift the gourd stand outside.
He glanced at it, and sure enough, he saw Ji Han accepting the gift with a smile on his face, and even praised Shao Yuan for his understanding.Seeing the way Shaoyuan looked at his boss, Fenghuang always felt that something was wrong, so he secretly took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to his friend Gui Baibai who was working next to the boss of Youfu.
[Fenghuang: Baibai, do you know Mr. Shao invited by Youfu? 】
Ghost Baibai replied the message of his beautiful little friend in seconds.
[Ghost Baibai: Phoenix!You haven't contacted me for a long time. Two days ago, Gui Heihei was still talking about it.Who doesn't know Mr. Shao in the Three Realms?He has cooperated with Youfu several times, and we are very familiar with each other. 】
Fenghuang glanced at his boss and Shao Yuan who were talking, and continued the conversation with a dull head.
【Fenghuang: Does this person have many treasures? 】
[Ghost Baibai: Hmm, there are too many to count. 】
[Fenghuang: Do you like to give gifts to everyone? 】
[Ghost Baibai: No, as we all know, Mr. Shao has a lot of good relationships, and he is willing to help everyone with magic weapons, and never looks at other people's dishes.But at most he only lends it to others. No matter how big or small the magic weapon is, it is the merit of cultivation and cannot be given out easily. 】
Phoenix's beautiful face twisted towards the phone.
On the other end, the two big brothers were still chatting.
Ji Han squeezed the game controller and asked, "What do you think of Li Qiangguo?"
Shao Yuan shook his head, "Anything is changing and everything has to be treated with the right medicine. If you haven't figured out the crux of the matter, everything you say is just nonsense."
Ji Han said: "That's the reason, but I think Li Qiangguo has something wrong with him."
"how to say?"
Ji Han was about to speak, when the door outside the room slammed, and someone came back.Li Qiangguo's daughter-in-law had just accompanied his son after class, and the quiet house was suddenly filled with the chattering of the little boy and the yelling of the woman.
Ji Han raised his eyebrows and said: "How to say, you will know by observing."
Li Qiangguo's daughter-in-law is a self-employed business owner who sells pajamas, pajamas, vests and socks. The shop is just outside the street. Even if the old shop has not expanded for more than 20 years, it has a good reputation and repeat customers.Ever since the couple had a fat boy, the woman hired someone to look after the store, and her heart was almost devoted to her son.
Ji Han stood at the door, leisurely listening to the three of them chatting about their daily life.
"Dad, Liu Xiaopang's father bought him a drone!"
The little boy's voice was unbelievably loud, but Li Qiangguo's voice was much softer, "Then dad will buy it for you too. How much is that thing?"
"I don't know, Liu Xiaopang said tens of thousands, bragging, wait until I buy a better one."
Ji Han opened the door a crack, and through this crack, Li Qiangguo, who was wearing earthy orange pajamas, bent down to pick up the drawing board left by his son, turned around and looked at his wife, "How is his class today?" ?”
Shao Yuan came from behind, and Ji Han opened the door a little wider, allowing Li Qiangguo's daughter-in-law to also enter the frame.
An ordinary middle-aged woman with light makeup on her face.
"Very good. The teacher said that he can draw and paint quickly, and the watercolor pen will not be used next month. Learn to sketch."
Li Qiangguo breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, "How's the business in the store these two days?"
"It's good. Don't worry about it. You can do your job well and have a good relationship with your colleagues." The woman turned around as she spoke, and saw that there was a crack in the door not far away. After closing it, she frowned, "Is someone at home?"
The fat boy went back to his room with the painting guy in his arms, and Li Qiangguo whispered a few words to his wife in a somewhat tangled voice.
"What? Again?!"
The sound of footsteps came from far to near, and Ji Han took two steps back very presciently. When Li Qiangguo's daughter-in-law appeared at the door angrily, he leisurely rubbed the gourd in his palm.
The woman raised her eyes and asked angrily, "Where did the masters come from? How much did you charge in advance? There is nothing messy in our house. The three of you should go back now."
She said as if she was afraid that Ji Han and others would not be reconciled, and said: "There is no need to refund the advance payment, and you should stop taking business from our family in the future."
Shao Yuan explained with a pleasant face: "This is not a business. Mr. Li is in a difficult situation and needs help."
Ji Han smiled beamingly, "I haven't paid the advance payment yet, if you don't do this business, then ask your husband to give me the promised reward, and I'll leave immediately."
The man looked back at Ji Han with disapproval in his eyes.Ji Han didn't take it seriously, he jumped onto the bed and sat cross-legged, rubbing the small gourd in his palms, and instantly turned into a big gourd as tall as half a person, even Boss Ji's slender arms struggled to hold it.
The woman's eyes straightened, and she saw that Ji Han took out another small blade out of nowhere, and began to seal the gourd with ease.
While muttering, "Your man came to me because you were scared every night, and you drove me away because you looked down on me. Why don't you let your man pay me a memory related to fear, which is my end fee. Anyway, I After watching from the sidelines just now, your man is afraid of internal affairs, sons, and colleagues, and you look at him from head to toe, he lacks a husband, courage, and money, but he does not lack these two or two fears."
Li Qiangguo didn't dare to say anything else, so he could only grab his wife's clothes and mutter: "Qiuhua, don't be angry, this man is a real master, let them stay at night to see what's wrong with me. This is the last time If it still doesn’t work, then I won’t talk about it again.”
The woman kept her eyes on the gourd, thinking in her heart that the young man who conjured up a gourd all of a sudden might be really a master.But looking at his cunning and treacherous face, it is estimated that it is easier to please God than to give it up, and if he is annoyed, he will poke some moths if he doesn't keep it clean.
Shao Yuan put his hand into his trouser pocket, touched it, and said, "Actually, you don't need to do anything. I have a balloon here, which Mr. Li blows up to the size of his head, and put it next to the pillow before going to bed. The rope under the balloon Take it to our house, and when that thing comes, no matter it is a god or a ghost, it will be destroyed by any kind of blindfold."
This statement is quite new, Ji Han stared at the things the man pulled out of his trouser pocket.A deflated balloon with a string tied underneath, sloppy and completely devoid of fairy spirit.The man turned his head and saw Ji Han looking at him with eyes that see through everything, smiled, took out another box of chewing gum from his pocket, took out a piece and handed it to Li Qiangguo, and said, "Don't be nervous when you blow this breath, you chew it." Take a piece of gum to relax, blow up the balloon and go back to sleep."
"Oh, thank you, you are so thoughtful."
Li Qiangguo opened the chewing gum with shaking hands, chewed it hard, took two deep breaths, and then inflated the balloon to the size of his head, which was exactly the same. He pinched the tail of the balloon and asked nervously: "Bosses, is this okay?" ?”
Ji Han was too lazy to talk, Shao Yuan tugged at the end of the rope, "It's fine, you two go back and rest as usual."
Ji Han sat on the bed and watched the couple push and shoved back to the house, smashing and smashing, "You have the nerve to take out the dime balloons on the street to deceive people, what's the origin of that chewing gum?"
Shao Yuan smiled humbly, "The gadgets made by Immortal Yinjing can break all obstacles. But I can't tell the truth, this Mrs. Li is suspicious and knows that the trick is in the chewing gum, so Mr. Li shouldn't chew it."
Ji Han thought to himself that this guy is indeed a good-looking master. He rolled his eyes, looked at the chewing gum that the man had not had time to put back, and asked casually, "What does this taste like? Is it delicious?"
As we all know, when a person asks if it is delicious, it is often not as simple as asking.Fenghuang thought to himself, the boss wanted to get rid of other people's treasures, but he made such a shameless excuse, people outside the three realms don't like chewing gum, ahhh.
But he looked at the two with bated breath, thinking that Shao Yuan would refuse straight away, but then he saw Qi frowned and said: "I don't know, Boss Ji might as well try it for me, this thing can be heard when you have nothing to chew Eyesight."
Ji Han laughed when he heard the words, happily took the remaining chewing gum, pressed it in the mouth of his gourd, and stuffed it in instantly.He touched the gourd and put it back into the size of a key chain, held it in his palm, and sighed with satisfaction: "That villain Mu Yougui actually got to know a gentleman like you, he is really lucky."
At night, in the small guest room, the phoenix turned into a sparrow and slept on Haha's body.Haha was also sleepy, and impatiently pulled the mixed-haired fat bird off his head, squinted his eyes at the owner who was sitting cross-legged on the bed playing games, and turned his head to go back to sleep.
Ji Han stared at the phone screen and asked, "What do you see me doing?"
Shao Yuan said, "You are the only one moving in this room."
"Well."
After winning a game, Boss Ji put away his phone contentedly, and glanced at the watch on the wall.
It was two o'clock in the morning, and it was the time when Li Qiangguo said that he was imprisoned by mysterious things every night, but the cotton thread in Shaoyuan's hand did not move at all.Ji Han's eyes drooped, "Your chewing gum is not expired, is it?"
"No." Shao Yuan squeezed the cotton thread, "Let's go see the sufferer."
There was silence in the apartment, Ji Han and Shao Yuan walked side by side in front, Gou Zi who heard the movement also followed out quietly.Ji Han gently pushed open the door of the master bedroom and saw that the man on the bed was frowning. Although his body was motionless, his limbs were stiff and his consciousness was shaking.
But the balloon placed beside his pillow made no sound, as if the man was just experiencing an ordinary nightmare.
Shao Yuan frowned and said in a low voice, "It's weird."
He was about to say something, but Ji Han, who was still calm just now, suddenly frowned and said, "Something is wrong." Then he turned around and left.He walked across the living room and went straight to the second bedroom.
The boy with the loud voice lived in the second bedroom. The couple had seen each other before, but they had never seen this little boy who entered his room as soon as he got home.
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The man asked, "Do you like your pet very much?"
Ji Han looked a little impatient, "Pet pets can't stop barking, is it so difficult to admit that it is a dog?"
Fenghuang said: "This Mr. Shao, although you are full of merit, it is best not to make our boss angry. It is terrible for our boss to really get angry." He said, thinking of Ji Han who made a mistake a few years ago Living in the past of being beaten and plucked by Fatty, he shivered so hard that he almost lost his bird shape in fright.
Shao Yuan looked at Ji Han and smiled, "Okay, if you say it's a dog, then it's a dog. I offended you when we met for the first time, how about sending a gift to Boss Ji to apologize?"
Hearing the word gift, Ji Han became interested, raised his eyebrows and suppressed his excitement, squinting at the man's square trouser pocket: "What gift?"
Shao Yuan smiled, "It's just a gadget, boss Bo Ji just smiled."
As he spoke, he reached into his trousers pocket and touched it. After a long time, he touched a game controller and came out.
Ji Han asked in surprise: "What is this? Human stuff?"
Fenghuang snorted, "Forgive me for speaking bluntly, the Youwei Second House donates countless coins from the Three Realms outside of Youwei to us every year, so it's better not to show this kind of thing."
Shao Yuan shook his head, "It was given to me by Fairy Time. Fairy Time was addicted to playing games two years ago, but suffered from slow hand speed, so she refined this game controller. This thing can make time go back half a second. It's a sharp weapon to grab people's heads. It's just that the fairy was addicted to the game and delayed the business, and was punished by the fairy, and I just went to drink tea at the fairy's mansion, so I just accepted this little gift."
Fenghuang suddenly fell silent, this gift not only came from the hand of the immortal official, but also hit his boss's hobby.The Netherworld and the Human World are separated by an enchantment, and the internet speed has not been very good. The boss plays the game card, and sometimes he is so angry that he can lift the gourd stand outside.
He glanced at it, and sure enough, he saw Ji Han accepting the gift with a smile on his face, and even praised Shao Yuan for his understanding.Seeing the way Shaoyuan looked at his boss, Fenghuang always felt that something was wrong, so he secretly took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to his friend Gui Baibai who was working next to the boss of Youfu.
[Fenghuang: Baibai, do you know Mr. Shao invited by Youfu? 】
Ghost Baibai replied the message of his beautiful little friend in seconds.
[Ghost Baibai: Phoenix!You haven't contacted me for a long time. Two days ago, Gui Heihei was still talking about it.Who doesn't know Mr. Shao in the Three Realms?He has cooperated with Youfu several times, and we are very familiar with each other. 】
Fenghuang glanced at his boss and Shao Yuan who were talking, and continued the conversation with a dull head.
【Fenghuang: Does this person have many treasures? 】
[Ghost Baibai: Hmm, there are too many to count. 】
[Fenghuang: Do you like to give gifts to everyone? 】
[Ghost Baibai: No, as we all know, Mr. Shao has a lot of good relationships, and he is willing to help everyone with magic weapons, and never looks at other people's dishes.But at most he only lends it to others. No matter how big or small the magic weapon is, it is the merit of cultivation and cannot be given out easily. 】
Phoenix's beautiful face twisted towards the phone.
On the other end, the two big brothers were still chatting.
Ji Han squeezed the game controller and asked, "What do you think of Li Qiangguo?"
Shao Yuan shook his head, "Anything is changing and everything has to be treated with the right medicine. If you haven't figured out the crux of the matter, everything you say is just nonsense."
Ji Han said: "That's the reason, but I think Li Qiangguo has something wrong with him."
"how to say?"
Ji Han was about to speak, when the door outside the room slammed, and someone came back.Li Qiangguo's daughter-in-law had just accompanied his son after class, and the quiet house was suddenly filled with the chattering of the little boy and the yelling of the woman.
Ji Han raised his eyebrows and said: "How to say, you will know by observing."
Li Qiangguo's daughter-in-law is a self-employed business owner who sells pajamas, pajamas, vests and socks. The shop is just outside the street. Even if the old shop has not expanded for more than 20 years, it has a good reputation and repeat customers.Ever since the couple had a fat boy, the woman hired someone to look after the store, and her heart was almost devoted to her son.
Ji Han stood at the door, leisurely listening to the three of them chatting about their daily life.
"Dad, Liu Xiaopang's father bought him a drone!"
The little boy's voice was unbelievably loud, but Li Qiangguo's voice was much softer, "Then dad will buy it for you too. How much is that thing?"
"I don't know, Liu Xiaopang said tens of thousands, bragging, wait until I buy a better one."
Ji Han opened the door a crack, and through this crack, Li Qiangguo, who was wearing earthy orange pajamas, bent down to pick up the drawing board left by his son, turned around and looked at his wife, "How is his class today?" ?”
Shao Yuan came from behind, and Ji Han opened the door a little wider, allowing Li Qiangguo's daughter-in-law to also enter the frame.
An ordinary middle-aged woman with light makeup on her face.
"Very good. The teacher said that he can draw and paint quickly, and the watercolor pen will not be used next month. Learn to sketch."
Li Qiangguo breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, "How's the business in the store these two days?"
"It's good. Don't worry about it. You can do your job well and have a good relationship with your colleagues." The woman turned around as she spoke, and saw that there was a crack in the door not far away. After closing it, she frowned, "Is someone at home?"
The fat boy went back to his room with the painting guy in his arms, and Li Qiangguo whispered a few words to his wife in a somewhat tangled voice.
"What? Again?!"
The sound of footsteps came from far to near, and Ji Han took two steps back very presciently. When Li Qiangguo's daughter-in-law appeared at the door angrily, he leisurely rubbed the gourd in his palm.
The woman raised her eyes and asked angrily, "Where did the masters come from? How much did you charge in advance? There is nothing messy in our house. The three of you should go back now."
She said as if she was afraid that Ji Han and others would not be reconciled, and said: "There is no need to refund the advance payment, and you should stop taking business from our family in the future."
Shao Yuan explained with a pleasant face: "This is not a business. Mr. Li is in a difficult situation and needs help."
Ji Han smiled beamingly, "I haven't paid the advance payment yet, if you don't do this business, then ask your husband to give me the promised reward, and I'll leave immediately."
The man looked back at Ji Han with disapproval in his eyes.Ji Han didn't take it seriously, he jumped onto the bed and sat cross-legged, rubbing the small gourd in his palms, and instantly turned into a big gourd as tall as half a person, even Boss Ji's slender arms struggled to hold it.
The woman's eyes straightened, and she saw that Ji Han took out another small blade out of nowhere, and began to seal the gourd with ease.
While muttering, "Your man came to me because you were scared every night, and you drove me away because you looked down on me. Why don't you let your man pay me a memory related to fear, which is my end fee. Anyway, I After watching from the sidelines just now, your man is afraid of internal affairs, sons, and colleagues, and you look at him from head to toe, he lacks a husband, courage, and money, but he does not lack these two or two fears."
Li Qiangguo didn't dare to say anything else, so he could only grab his wife's clothes and mutter: "Qiuhua, don't be angry, this man is a real master, let them stay at night to see what's wrong with me. This is the last time If it still doesn’t work, then I won’t talk about it again.”
The woman kept her eyes on the gourd, thinking in her heart that the young man who conjured up a gourd all of a sudden might be really a master.But looking at his cunning and treacherous face, it is estimated that it is easier to please God than to give it up, and if he is annoyed, he will poke some moths if he doesn't keep it clean.
Shao Yuan put his hand into his trouser pocket, touched it, and said, "Actually, you don't need to do anything. I have a balloon here, which Mr. Li blows up to the size of his head, and put it next to the pillow before going to bed. The rope under the balloon Take it to our house, and when that thing comes, no matter it is a god or a ghost, it will be destroyed by any kind of blindfold."
This statement is quite new, Ji Han stared at the things the man pulled out of his trouser pocket.A deflated balloon with a string tied underneath, sloppy and completely devoid of fairy spirit.The man turned his head and saw Ji Han looking at him with eyes that see through everything, smiled, took out another box of chewing gum from his pocket, took out a piece and handed it to Li Qiangguo, and said, "Don't be nervous when you blow this breath, you chew it." Take a piece of gum to relax, blow up the balloon and go back to sleep."
"Oh, thank you, you are so thoughtful."
Li Qiangguo opened the chewing gum with shaking hands, chewed it hard, took two deep breaths, and then inflated the balloon to the size of his head, which was exactly the same. He pinched the tail of the balloon and asked nervously: "Bosses, is this okay?" ?”
Ji Han was too lazy to talk, Shao Yuan tugged at the end of the rope, "It's fine, you two go back and rest as usual."
Ji Han sat on the bed and watched the couple push and shoved back to the house, smashing and smashing, "You have the nerve to take out the dime balloons on the street to deceive people, what's the origin of that chewing gum?"
Shao Yuan smiled humbly, "The gadgets made by Immortal Yinjing can break all obstacles. But I can't tell the truth, this Mrs. Li is suspicious and knows that the trick is in the chewing gum, so Mr. Li shouldn't chew it."
Ji Han thought to himself that this guy is indeed a good-looking master. He rolled his eyes, looked at the chewing gum that the man had not had time to put back, and asked casually, "What does this taste like? Is it delicious?"
As we all know, when a person asks if it is delicious, it is often not as simple as asking.Fenghuang thought to himself, the boss wanted to get rid of other people's treasures, but he made such a shameless excuse, people outside the three realms don't like chewing gum, ahhh.
But he looked at the two with bated breath, thinking that Shao Yuan would refuse straight away, but then he saw Qi frowned and said: "I don't know, Boss Ji might as well try it for me, this thing can be heard when you have nothing to chew Eyesight."
Ji Han laughed when he heard the words, happily took the remaining chewing gum, pressed it in the mouth of his gourd, and stuffed it in instantly.He touched the gourd and put it back into the size of a key chain, held it in his palm, and sighed with satisfaction: "That villain Mu Yougui actually got to know a gentleman like you, he is really lucky."
At night, in the small guest room, the phoenix turned into a sparrow and slept on Haha's body.Haha was also sleepy, and impatiently pulled the mixed-haired fat bird off his head, squinted his eyes at the owner who was sitting cross-legged on the bed playing games, and turned his head to go back to sleep.
Ji Han stared at the phone screen and asked, "What do you see me doing?"
Shao Yuan said, "You are the only one moving in this room."
"Well."
After winning a game, Boss Ji put away his phone contentedly, and glanced at the watch on the wall.
It was two o'clock in the morning, and it was the time when Li Qiangguo said that he was imprisoned by mysterious things every night, but the cotton thread in Shaoyuan's hand did not move at all.Ji Han's eyes drooped, "Your chewing gum is not expired, is it?"
"No." Shao Yuan squeezed the cotton thread, "Let's go see the sufferer."
There was silence in the apartment, Ji Han and Shao Yuan walked side by side in front, Gou Zi who heard the movement also followed out quietly.Ji Han gently pushed open the door of the master bedroom and saw that the man on the bed was frowning. Although his body was motionless, his limbs were stiff and his consciousness was shaking.
But the balloon placed beside his pillow made no sound, as if the man was just experiencing an ordinary nightmare.
Shao Yuan frowned and said in a low voice, "It's weird."
He was about to say something, but Ji Han, who was still calm just now, suddenly frowned and said, "Something is wrong." Then he turned around and left.He walked across the living room and went straight to the second bedroom.
The boy with the loud voice lived in the second bedroom. The couple had seen each other before, but they had never seen this little boy who entered his room as soon as he got home.
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