Master of Three Worlds

The word speechless was written all over Shao Yuan's face, he raised his hand to loosen the collar of his shirt, and his every move was full of indescribable helplessness and anxiety.There will be no traffic jams, cars are running on the wide highway, there is no excuse to keep silent.

After a long time, Shao Yuan said in a muffled voice, "You look good."

Ji Han said oh, leaning his elbow on the side of the car window, squinting his eyes and smiling, "You have walked the world for so many years, and you have transformed yourself into a creature beyond the three realms, I thought you were so knowledgeable .”

Shao Yuan asked calmly, "How?"

"Look at your horoscope, it is connected with all living things. Not to mention those grassroots, but the head of the phoenix, the head of the white fox, and the gods with names and surnames in the heavens, each of which is more beautiful than the other. Don't you think They, come here to make me look good?"

Shao Yuan turned his head and glanced at the ancestor-like Ji Han, and sighed, "They are not as good-looking as you."

"Really." Ji Han was startled, took off the mirror and took a picture, "So I'm so beautiful, I didn't even know."

Shao Yuan pretended to be dead.

"But Mr. Shao, aren't you most interested in doing good deeds and accumulating virtue? Why do you want me to look good? I can't burn your merits and virtues even if I take off my body."

Shao Yuan continued to play dead.

Ji Han smacked his lips, let out a long sigh, and sighed: "Forget it, Fenghuang said that a noble person like you always hates a cunning businessman like me the most, and I guess you don't bother to talk to me. Oh yes, this time Remember that you haven't paid me yet, don't you want to break up with me, right?"

Shao Yuan finally spoke, and said in a muffled voice, "Where does this come from? I drove honestly and didn't say a word, and you just twitched like a machine gun, and it immediately involved the dissolution of the partnership."

Ji Hanchang breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good. But you gave me a sense of insecurity about cooperation, do you have to make up for it as appropriate?"

Shaoyuan, "..."

The author is waiting for him here.

"How about this, let me order the memory this time, I always passively accept your memory, I will take whatever you give, I feel that I am too short-tempered, and it will damage my reputation as the number one scourge in the Three Realms. "

The car just got off the highway and stopped in front of a red light. Shao Yuan finally took a breath, looked at Ji Han helplessly and said, "I knew you were setting me up. You can just say it if you have a request, there is no need to worry about it." Use the method of dealing with Youwei Erfu to deal with me. As long as I am within my ability, I can promise you, but my own memory of the past is also very broken, so it is not that I can give you whatever you want..."

"No." Ji Han interrupted him, smiling slyly, "You can definitely give me the memory I want."

"Oh?"

When the green light came on, Shao Yuan restarted the car and said casually, "Then tell me."

The old god Ji Han looked at the rear of the car in front of him, opened his mouth and said crisply: "I want to see your memory in the woods last night."

There was a sudden deathly silence in the carriage.

Shao Yuan's hands holding the steering wheel were clenched tightly, his joints were tense, and his body was also tense.Ji Han was in a good mood, and even adjusted the back of the seat back, lying down like a comfortable salted fish, just short of humming a ditty.

After 5 minutes, Ji Han said slowly, "Mr. Shao, speak up, are you dumb?"

Shao Yuan said, "I think you bully honest people."

Ji Han smiled, "An honest person is delivered to the door every day, but the four characters 'please bully me' are written on the forehead. I am not bullying, I am doing good."

Shao Yuan said again, "You always have fallacies."

Ji Han seemed to be praised, he giggled happily for a while, then shook his head and said: "No, you are not an honest person, you know it in your heart. Anyway, I will make this memory, if you want to be with me If you continue to cooperate, you will have to pay me. Now... hey, where are you going? I'm not going home, and you said before you came that you wanted to invite me to dinner."

Shao Yuan said sincerely: "Boss Ji, I've been making things difficult for you. My head hurts a little. I want to go back and have a rest. Why don't we have an appointment next time?"

"Ah? Next time..." Ji Han sighed in disappointment and rubbed his stomach, "But I'm very hungry. I was hungry yesterday, and I didn't eat anything today. My Phoenix cooks can't be explained in words. Will I come back Home, I can only eat a few mouthfuls of vegetables and radishes, it's really..."

Before he finished speaking, Shao Yuan turned on the turn signal before the traffic light, and said in a muffled voice, "I'll take you to eat, don't play the pity card anymore."

Ji Han laughed out loud again.

"What to eat?"

"Eating meat, the kind of meat that is sweet, white and tender, requires the most expensive restaurant."

Shao Yuan's face was calm when he heard the words, as if he didn't understand what Ji Han said, he nodded numbly, "Okay, I'll take you to eat sashimi."

The shop Shao Yuan chose was called "Yu Nian Yu Yu", and the shop was buzzing with people, and every seat was full.After the two got their numbers, they sat outside and waited. Shao Yuan was tense all the time and watched the news on his mobile phone with a blank expression. God's gossip, when you encounter that kind of sour post, you even put on your vest and follow the sour words.

Shao Yuan raised his head abruptly, and accidentally saw the post Ji Han was posting, so he could only look away hastily, pretending he didn't see anything.

He has seen countless people, ghosts and gods, but he just can't figure out what is going on in the head of the gourd spirit next to him.The jargon that I saw at a quick glance was: Shangshen Fengcan looks good, he can be regarded as the second generation of officials and rich people, but he just takes himself too seriously, and loves to daydream, which is out of character.

Shao Yuan vaguely felt that he could hear something, but there was a buzz in his head, as if there was nothing.

"Number 520!"

He stood up in a jerk, "This is it."

The waiter came over with the menu, "Two gentlemen, please, the store has opened online ordering and online payment. Just scan the QR code on the table after you take a seat. Our special feature today is..."

Shao Yuan followed in a daze, with a pot of porridge in his head, and glanced back at Ji Han, Ji Han was still smiling, looking at the rockery in the restaurant with interest, in a good mood.

After being seated, Ji Han raised his hand and waved in front of his eyes, "Order?"

"Click." Shao Yuan came back to his senses, and handed him the phone, "You click, click whatever you want."

"Then I'm welcome."

Shao Yuan cautiously picked up the small teacup and took a sip of tea, watching Ji Han order dishes with great interest, as if he had forgotten the damn request just now.Just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Ji Han frowned while scrolling through the menu and said, "Oh, by the way, I see that you have injuries on your lips and collarbone. Let's stop eating spicy food, shall we?"

"..."

Ji Han raised his head triumphantly, "Why do you always have one card and one card today, the network signal is not good, and Mr. Cheat can't connect online? Let me tell you, you have to learn to relax when you are with people like me. Things beyond the Three Realms are still living in the frame, are you tired?"

Shao Yuan finally opened his mouth and said: "So, Boss Ji did everything on a whim, can I understand that?"

Ji Han nodded, "That's right, do what you're happy with, and don't do what you're unhappy with. This is Hulu's creed."

Shao Yuan said, "I can't do it."

"why?"

The man paused, "Everyone has a mission to walk the world. Being completely casual can only prove that you have no direction at all. If you have no direction at all, you will fall asleep after a while. The reason why you live is because you have a goal and an ideal. , Yes... what's wrong?"

Ji Han originally listened to him with an expression of boredom and ear calluses, but at this moment he suddenly frowned at the phone, with a shocked expression on his face.

Seeing that he was silent, Shao Yuan asked again, "What's the matter?"

In the next second, the screen of his own mobile phone, which was put aside by Ji Han, also lit up. Judging from the icon, it was a text message, and the sender was Bu Daying.

Shao Yuan asked: "Boss Bu found both of us at the same time, do you have a new list?"

Ji Han raised his head and glanced at him, then slowly handed over his mobile phone, and said, "There is a big list, you can read it yourself."

In my impression, this is the first time I saw Ji Han so serious.He took the phone over, and it was indeed a message from Bu Daying.Before Bu Daying came to him for business, he always started with "Mr. Shao, I have something to do, hehe...", the tone should be as familiar as possible, just like discussing where to eat skewers at night.

But today is different.

Bu Daying: Mr. Shao, something went wrong.A strange soul appeared in Qianshan, but the mountain god couldn't catch it, so he asked the heaven for help.The magic power of the strange soul is boundless, and the heaven sent envoys to capture it, and all of them were destroyed.Now there are signs of alien souls migrating out of the mountains. If they step into the human world, it will completely break the original intention of the heaven and the underworld to set up the Youwei Second Mansion in the human world to maintain the order of the three realms. The three realms will also be in chaos. The technology of human beings based on materialism The world will collapse accordingly.I implore you to go out with Boss Ji to see what is going on with that strange soul.There is no specific salary for this order, as long as the task can be completed, the two of you can ask for a price, and the heaven and earth will bear it, thank you!

Shao Yuan frowned, "Dry Mountain? A different soul?"

Ganshan is located outside the Three Realms, the half-mountain immortals and the half-mountain ghosts are mountains shared by the heaven and the underworld, and cannot be reached by the human world.There are so many sleeping or sealed monsters on the dry mountain, guarded by countless mountain gods, there is almost no possibility of disaster.

Ji Han said: "The name "Alien Soul" is too vague. Is it a monster or a beast, a god or a ghost?"

Shao Yuan thought for a while, "Maybe it's not fuzzy, but that thing hasn't fully awakened yet. The mountain gods in Ganshan are very sensitive, as long as there is something awakened, they will be aware of it."

Ji Han nodded, and after being serious for two seconds, he suddenly fell back on the seat and said in a cavalier way: "I'm really convinced, I can't eat this meal anymore. I was hungry yesterday, and I'm not hungry today." Let me eat well."

Shao Yuan read the text message again, looked up and saw the waiter pushing the food delivery cart to this side, and said: "No, your meal is a big deal, we will leave after the meal, I will contact Bu Daying now to ask for the specific location and details Information, don't delay things."

Ji Han let out a cry, rolled his eyes, and looked up at the man who got up and was about to pick up the phone and go out in a ghostly manner, and asked, "Then you don't eat? Aren't you hungry?"

Shao Yuan sighed, and out of nowhere, he stretched out his hand and pressed Ji Han's head.

"One person is full and the whole family is not hungry, you eat more."

Ji Han let out a groan, and watched the man walk out, his long legs moving, striding like meteors, it was very touching.

"Sir! Sir!"

"Ah?" Ji Han put away his expression of smiling like a sunflower, and looked at the waiter beside him in confusion, "Why are you calling me?"

The waiter was a little displeased, "You give way a little, the dishes can't be placed."

Two people ate and ordered twelve dishes.

Ji Han didn't move when he heard the words, his eyes continued to stare at the man's back, and he said casually: "No need to do it, pack it for me if it's done, don't do it if it's not done."

The waiter was annoyed for a while, thinking that you didn't say it earlier, and quickly withdrew the dishes back to the cart. Seeing that Ji Han was still staring at the distance with a strange smile, he couldn't help but follow suit.

There are no pretty girls either.

The waiter looked puzzled, and was about to follow Ji Han's gaze to find out what he was looking at when he felt a gust of wind blowing past the dining car. When he lowered his head, all the plates on the car were empty, and the bottommost lunch boxes and plastic bags were also empty. There was a lot less, a big bag of packed dishes was placed on the table, and Ji Han stood beside her calmly, uttering a string of Sanskrit-like instructions.

"The three emperors of literature and history are like laws and regulations, forget everything you see."

The waiter let go for a moment, and then came back to his senses, his mind was so muddy that he couldn't remember anything.

She looked at Ji Han subconsciously, and shouted: "Are you leaving now? Isn't it dine-in? Where's your friend?" She said and looked in the direction where Shao Yuan left, but she didn't expect Ji Han to step in front of her , blocking her view.

The waiter was even more confused.

Boss Ji smiled deeply, and said softly: "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, don't look at what you shouldn't, it's my food."

Waiter, "Huh?"

Ji Han smiled leisurely, picked up the heavy takeaway with his fingertips, and walked away.