Master of Three Worlds

Xiong Dabao is not only a big bastard, but he is also stupid as hell.Bookmark this site Jihan has been to Xishen Mountain several times, and the land boundary has nothing to do with the beauty of the mountains and rivers. The so-called "not crowded" depends on what it is: it is not very crowded in terms of people and ordinary tombs, but those There are so many things you can't see.When the fireworks factory exploded back then, Ji Han went out with the people from Youfu and Hell, and it took three days and three nights to calm down. The mountain is still haunted by countless ghosts and grievances.

Don't say that the living don't like this place, the dead are uncomfortable staying there.

Along the way, Ji Han yawned in the co-pilot and bumped into Shao Yuan who was driving with his elbow, "What is the operation of not being able to find the ancestral grave? Guess the reason?"

As soon as the words fell, Xiong Dabao stuck his head between the two of them, "That's right, two big brothers, let's discuss it?"

Ji Han pinched his nose and silently moved to the right.Shao Yuan thought about it and said: "If no one can find it, it is most likely that the grave was destroyed by the resentful ghost, and it is irreparable. Fortunately, someone found it half a month ago. If others can find it, but you can't find it, there are many possibilities. sex."

Xiong Dabao shrank his neck back, and looked at Shao Yuan dog-leggedly, "For example?"

"For example, there is a ghost deliberately playing tricks on you, or deliberately playing tricks on your parents." Ji Han said angrily, turned his head and glared at Xiong Dabao, and then said, "It is also possible that there is something else in the mountains that confuses your mind. , let you lose the power of discrimination. In short, everything is possible. This Xishen Mountain is very fierce. With all due respect, after this trip, you have to relocate your parents’ graves. Not to mention your parents, even you A living person with exuberant yang energy will not be able to run up and down for three days, so be careful not to shorten your lifespan."

"Ah? It's so serious." Xiong Dabao was a little dumbfounded, and said with a guilty conscience: "Then I've been there recently, so I can't..."

"It doesn't matter." Shao Yuan glanced at him in the rearview mirror, parked the car at the foot of the mountain, and said, "There are too many possible reasons for this, and we have to investigate them one by one. Give me the address, and I'll go up first Let me help you see if the grave is still there. Just wait for me in the car, and I will come and go very quickly."

Xiong Dabao let out an oh, and Ji Han raised his eyebrows and asked, "I'm waiting for you in the car too?"

Shaoyuan said, "The mountain is full of cursing and resentment. I'm afraid it will poison you. And we are different. My merits and virtues are golden light, gods and ghosts, and there is no threat to the things on this mountain. You are different. You go up the mountain. Stop, those things are scared and run away, what else can we find out?"

Fenghuang said in the back seat: "Mr. Shao's skill in flattering really impresses Xiaoniao."

Ji Han turned his head and slapped Fenghuang on the forehead, and said, "He can communicate, learn!" He looked at Shao Yuan again, concealing his complacency, rolled his eyes artificially, and said, "OK All right, go and come back quickly, don't make me wait too long."

Shao Yuan smiled, "Soon."

The man took the address and went straight up the mountain, while Ji Han sat on the co-pilot with closed eyes and fell asleep.Before he could close his eyelids, he felt something move on the backrest, gently poking his back.

"Why?" Ji Han asked with his eyes closed.

Xiong Dabao chuckled, "This boss, what is your relationship with another boss?"

The carriage fell into a dead silence for an instant, Fenghuang and Haha couldn't even breathe, they stared at the back of Ji Han's head with wide eyes and waited for a reply.

After a long time, Ji Han asked lazily with his eyes closed: "What do you mean?"

Xiong Dabao, "Hey. I just think that boss is very kind to you, but I don't mean anything else. I just work on the construction site, and I'm a rough person."

Ji Han looked back at him for a while, then turned around and said, "You are working on the construction site."

"Yes, I have been working for more than twenty years."

Ji Han smiled, "You are so young, you must be beaten every day on the construction site, right?"

The back seat was suffocated, Fenghuang couldn't help but was about to laugh, when he received a sharp slash from Ji Han, the smile stretched halfway and then froze back, leaving an ugly expression.Ji Han sneered, "Mr. Xiong, thank you for being the one who suffers, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of the car."

The young man in the front seat spoke lightly and was a bit delicate, but for some reason, he had a sense of coercion covering him. Xiong Dabao suddenly felt beads of sweat dripping down the back of his neck, and immediately held his breath, looking at his nose without saying a word up.

According to his observation from the corner of his eye, the gorgeous man next to him didn't dare to breathe too much, and even the dog on the ground breathed lightly nervously.

It seems that this young man in a cotton and linen jacket is indeed the leader of a car, that's right.

After about an hour, Shao Yuan finally came back.The man opened the car door, and the white noise outside instantly broke the silence in the car. Xiong Dabao and Fenghuang took a deep breath at the same time, feeling alive again.

Shao Yuan said, "I found your parents' grave. I took a general look. Your parents should not have been reincarnated. Through this grave, you can directly receive your filial piety and hear your words."

Xiong Dabao let out a long breath and said excitedly: "That's good, that's good. This big guy, take me up quickly."

Shao Yuan nodded, "Okay, let's go together."

The big guy got out of the car, Shao Yuan locked the car, and when he turned his head, he saw Ji Han looking at the mountain with a blank face, squinting his eyes slightly, as if he was still acting foolishly like usual, but it was a little unnatural.Looking at the side again, Fenghuang was standing next to Xiong Dabao, as if circling Ji Han, not even Haha.

Shao Yuan was stunned, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

No one answered him.

Shao Yuan went to ask Ji Han again, "What's the matter? Did their talk offend you?"

Ji Han didn't say a word, the kind Xiong Dabao couldn't bear to see Shao Yuan embarrassed by himself, so he tried to explain, "Just now I accidentally asked a question that shouldn't be asked, I asked..."

Ji Han suddenly turned around and looked at him with a smile like a flower, "Does Mr. Xiong still want to live?"

Xiong Dabao's face turned pale, and he immediately shut up.

Ji Han raised his eyelids and looked at Shao Yuan, who had a question mark on his face, walked quickly to the front, and said casually: "Hurry up if you want to find it, I have been tossing around for such a small case for a long time, before the sun goes down, I still want to find it." Go back to dinner."

Shao Yuan said hello, stepped behind and poked Feng Feng secretly, and said in a low voice, "What's wrong with your boss?"

Fenghuang desperately shook his head, and answered with his mouth: "Little bird wants to live."

Shao Yuan was speechless.

A group of four went up the mountain together with Haha, with Shaoyuan leading the way.However, just halfway through the road, the man suddenly stopped, looked up at the surrounding trees, and looked serious.

Ji Han followed, "What's wrong?"

Xiong Dabao behind him groaned, and said in despair: "Yes, yes, this is here. Every time the villain came to find the tomb by himself, he got lost suddenly after going up here. The surroundings are not the same as in memory. The road signs are still there, but I can’t find them even if I follow them, so I’m very hopeless.”

Shao Yuan nodded, "It's really different."

In order to make amends, Fenghuang asked Ji Han in a low voice, "Boss, why don't you fly up and have a look, and we can text you?"

"No need." Ji Han took out the gourd and poured it over and over in his hands. After a while, a taupe feather floated out of the gourd. It had been dried for an unknown amount of time, and it was already hard and not shiny.Ji Han casually stuck the feather on the head of Xiong Dabao's chicken coop, and said, "This is Guan Guan's feather."

Xiong Dabao didn't dare to move, "Which boss is Guan Guan?"

Shao Yuan explained: "It's a big man from ancient times. The so-called wearing it without confusion probably means that wearing its feathers can break through all obstacles on the body."

"That's it." Xiong Dabao rolled his eyeballs up, trying to see what magic weapon was on his head, but he could only see a fuzzy feather tip.After a while, he gave up and poked the glamorous little friend next to him, "Am I handsome?"

Fenghuang rolled his eyes, "You're stupid."

Xiong Dabao, "..."

Ji Han yawned, "Don't talk useless, let's go."

"Wait a minute." Shao Yuan called to stop them, "No, I checked Mr. Xiong's body carefully when I came here, and there was no sign of being imprisoned."

Ji Han said lightly, "Some obstacles are very subtle, enough to deal with mortals, but those of us who are used to seeing big obstacles can't see it. Xiong Dabao should have obstacles on him, otherwise, how could others find it and take him? Can't find it?"

Fenghuang said, "But if we lost our way because we were deceived by Mr. Xiong's deception, then the illusion should dissipate immediately with the feathers inserted on his head, but now the illusion is getting deeper and deeper... "

Shao Yuan suddenly said to Ji Han: "It may also be because you are here, and the obstacles on Xiong Dabao's body have dual effects. When you stand on the mountain, those things want to scatter and run away, afraid that you will find them. possible."

Ji Han yawned, "According to this, I will go down the mountain and wait, and you will take Xiong Dabao to find the grave together? But the matter is not clear, in case there are some ghosts guarding the grave and I am not here, how many of you are still here?" If you don’t get eaten, there are no bones left.”

The situation reached a stalemate. After a while, Shao Yuan suddenly started to take out his pockets, and said to Ji Han, "I have something that can temporarily eliminate your sense of existence, but there may be a small price to pay..."

Ji Han raised his eyes, "What price?"

Shao Yuan spread out his palm, and in his palm lay a pill shaped like a jujube, and explained: "This can temporarily blur your horoscope, but it may randomly turn you into something... If you feel wronged, no matter what Whatever you become, I will take care of you. When I find the grave, the effect of the medicine will be almost gone, and you can just change back."

Ji Han was obviously displeased when he heard the words, and was about to refuse, when Shao Yuan whispered to him again: "Boss Ji has transformed himself for this mission, and he probably can ask Weifu for a premium of [-] times."

The illusion became more and more intense, and there was silence all around.After a while, Ji Han snorted, twisted the pill reluctantly, and ate it into his mouth.

Everyone looked at him holding their breaths together, and Ji Han also looked down at his body. After ten seconds, he suddenly felt his heartbeat drop, as if someone swung the back of his head with a stick, and the world fell into a flash. of darkness.When his consciousness returned to the furnace, his perspective had changed from 1.8 meters above the ground to ten centimeters close to the ground.

What the hell?

Ji Han lowered his head in bewilderment, but only saw dense dark brown thorns all over his body.He tried his best to spread his short hands, except for two lumps of flesh on the palm, the back of his hand was also full of thorns.

A force came from the top of his head, and the man grabbed the thorn on his head with two fingers, lifted him up carefully, put him in front of his eyes for a moment, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

"I thought Boss Ji would turn into a gourd, but why did he turn into a little hedgehog?"