Master of Three Worlds

When Han Baoshu was in the first grade of elementary school, his parents picked on him. Other children had pocket money of twenty-five cents a day, but he didn't have a penny.The update is the fastest. Others eat spicy noodles, and he is greedy.He watched as others played cards.When others buy a big gift bag for two yuan for Christmas, he can only cry and shut himself up.

One day he finally couldn't hold it back, and stole a piece of spicy strips that the little fat man at the back table put on the table to eat.The spicy sticks are really delicious, but it's a pity that he was caught by the little fat man and dragged to the office on the charge of "thief" before he finished eating.The teacher called the parents and turned him into a seedling thief, and he would be beaten up after returning home.

After that, he had a concept in his mind that anything that touches other people's things, no matter how big or small, is considered "stealing", and "stealing" is an extremely serious crime that will cause landslides and earth cracks, and must not be committed.

It has been almost two months since this happened, one afternoon before the first class, the head teacher appeared at the door of the class, followed by the crying little fat man, and the two of them looked at the Korean newspaper together.Han Baoshu had a bad premonition at the time, and sure enough, the head teacher waved at him sullenly the next second.

"Han Baoshu, come out."

Han Baoshu was very thin at that time, like a chick, trembling to the office.

It turned out that the luxurious three-layer pencil case newly bought by the little fat man was lost, and he couldn’t find it no matter how hard he looked. It reminded Han Baoshu of his criminal history of stealing spicy sticks, and Han Baoshu just expressed his feelings about the pencil box the day before yesterday. Praise, the little fat man confirmed that it was Han Baoshu who took it.

What impressed Han Baoshu most was this scene:

He said in a daze that he really didn't take the pencil case, but the head teacher sneered, with a look of disdain, "Take it out quickly, who else could it be if it wasn't you?"

Really, soul torture.It's a pity that Han Baoshu only knew it wasn't him, and didn't know who else it could be.

He was scolded shamelessly by the teacher in charge, and was asked by the parents again, and the three adults took turns to torture him. Until the end of school, the little fat man found the pencil case that had unfortunately fallen from the gap between his chair and his own desk. Han Baoshu was acquitted.Parents apologized to him, but the head teacher still looked like he was going to die, and told him to go back embarrassingly, and said, "Who gave you a history of stealing things!"

The face of that old woman is simply a terrifying memory that Han Baoshu will never forget in his life.

Ji Han suddenly sat up from the bed, the movement was too big, the wooden bed frame creaked and shook, and the fat sparrow lying on the gourd rack outside the window jumped into the room with a jerk, and turned into a human form in front of his bed, with a look on his face. He asked in a daze, "Boss, what's wrong?"

Ji Han was still in shock, Han Baoshu's grievance and anger seemed to take root in his mind, and he couldn't get rid of it.He raised his hand to press the throbbing temple, and it took him a long time to catch his breath, "A very strong memory, I even think that maybe I had the same experience before I fell asleep."

Fenghuang came alive, "What? Tell Xiaoniao!"

Ji Han glanced at him, took a few sips of water beside the bed, and briefly summarized this memory.After hearing this, Fenghuang shook his head, raised a finger, and said, "Thinking too much, boss, how could this happen to you? If anyone dares to wrong you so much, why don't you just throw down a gourd and smash his brains out?" Swallowing it? Impossible. I guess it’s because the Korean newspaper is too small-minded and has too much resentment, which infected you.”

Ji Han paused, looked at the gourd stand outside the window, and sighed softly after a while, "Yes."

Fenghuang poured him a glass of water again, squeezed a lemon into it, and said with a smile: "Boss, go to sleep, don't think about anything else."

The windows were ajar from the outside, and the room was pitch black.But Ji Han couldn't fall asleep, took out the gourd, stretched out his hand and pressed on the belly of the gourd, light came out from the jade gourd, the fiery red gold koi was hanging lazily in the water, Ji Han looked at it, I always feel that it is also looking at me through the gourd wall, so I smiled, "Can you transform into a human form?"

The koi ignored him at all, moved its tail, swam slowly for a short distance, and stopped again.

Ji Han smiled, "You have quite a temper, not the same as your master."

The koi was silent, but Ji Han seemed to understand the words in its stomach.It said, My master is also a temper.

Does Shao Yuan have a temper?Ji Han felt no from the bottom of his heart, at least not to him.In this world, when he sees someone beating someone, even if someone has a temper, he can only feel bored in his stomach.

"Go to sleep, you stupid fish." He poked the gourd as he said, and when the koi swam away impatiently, he contentedly stuffed the gourd under his pillow and fell asleep peacefully.

Early the next morning, Ji Han fell into a drowsy sleep, his nose shrugged, and he smelled a strong smell of braised fish in a daze.He subconsciously reached out to feel under the pillow, thinking that the gourd might be the moth that cooked the koi, but as soon as he touched the gourd, he heard someone knock on his door.

"Wake up and eat."

Ji Han groaned, feeling something was wrong, and sat up all of a sudden.

Fenghuang's fat sparrow is the fate of the god of fire, and even a scrambled egg can be battered, let alone such a difficult dish as braised fish.Could it be that haha ​​finally succeeded in transforming?

He happily went to open the door with bare feet, but when the door opened, he was dumbfounded.

Shao Yuan wore an apron and looked at him with a smile, "It's time for dinner, I've taken a big order, let's go and have a look when we're full?"

Hearing the big order, Ji Han's eyes lit up subconsciously, and then he frowned, looking at the man in the apron.

The sleeves of the man's shirt are rolled up to the elbows, holding a wooden spatula, and the apron of small crushed flowers is tied on his body, which is very inconsistent with the style of the painting, but there is an inexplicable luxury, which is similar to the temperament of playing with glue on the lotus handkerchief yesterday same.

Ji Han wanted to tear off the man's apron for no reason, he reached out to Shao Yuan's waist, suddenly felt something was wrong, and retracted his hand again.

Shao Yuan smiled, "What's the matter? Is Boss Ji angry about getting up?"

Ji Han touched the gourd in his hand, and snorted, "Of course. What is the list? Tell me. If it's not big enough, I'll flatten you with a gourd, and fry it until golden on both sides."

Shao Yuan smiled, "Don't. The Phoenix Fire is too powerful, I'm afraid I'll be blacked out if I cook it."

Ji Han gave him a white look, rubbed his withered stomach, gave up the idea of ​​continuing to argue, and walked to the dining table.

Shaoyuan's culinary skills are astonishing, and a dish of braised fish is full of color and fragrance, which is better than that produced by the best human chef.

"The steamed buns are bought at the alley, and the fish is cooked by yourself. I think you named the koi like this, and I feel that you may be obsessed with this dish, so I made it to satisfy your craving." Shao Yuan looked at Ji Han explained with a smile while eating that he didn't move his chopsticks, but propped his arms on the table to talk about the new business.

"The Dragon King of the East China Sea found me last night and asked me to help him with some housework."

Ji Han dipped the steamed bun into the fish soup and said, "Dragon King of the East China Sea? Oh, that long-lost guy?"

"Yes." Shao Yuan smiled, "Long should be affectionate and have many sons, but Dongjun is devoted to his only son. The prince of Donggong has been carefully cultivated to be the heir apparent since he was a child. Dongjun originally planned to abdicate in a hundred years and hand over Donghai to the old man. My son is in charge. Unexpectedly, this prince dragon has been suffering from hiccups in recent years. No one took it seriously at first, but in recent years the disease has become more and more serious. Now the prince dragon sits in the dragon palace and hiccups all day long, unable to speak or do anything I was so tired that I was tearful every day, and the sea swelled and swelled, and the world even suspected that there was a Baotu Spring in the East China Sea. Prince Long hiccupped so irritablely that he went to the sky to rain for a while. He hiccupped while it was raining , the thunder is rolling, and the cities in the human world along the coast are also suffering unspeakably."

When Ji Han put down his chopsticks, his expression suddenly became stiff.

Shao Yuan was eloquent at first, so he couldn't help but stop, holding his breath, "Do you know this Prince Long?"

Ji Han remained silent and began to frown.The man suddenly looked ashamed, and sighed: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so happy about your friend's suffering, I..."

Unexpectedly, Ji Han waved his hand a little irritably, pointed to his throat, and said with difficulty: "I wanted to laugh, but I got stuck in a fishbone."

Shaoyuan, "..."

Fenghuang, who was eavesdropping in the corner next door, laughed and tweeted, only the loyal Haha ran over, looked up at Ji Han with a worried dog face, and groaned a few times.

Shao Yuan sighed, "The methods of choking on steamed buns and drinking vinegar will not work in the human world. Sit down, and I will help you get along."

Ji Han felt very uncomfortable with his throat stuck, complaining in his heart that this human form is too restrained, but he still had to sit up obediently.

Shao Yuan walked behind him, put his hands together, and gently wrapped his arms around his neck.

The feeling of skin-to-skin fit is a little subtle, Ji Han only felt the warmth of the man's palm, but when he thought about it, he felt that he was crazy and let someone pinch his neck.

"Don't move." Shao Yuan lowered his head slightly and warned in a low voice.

Ji Han stuck his throat and let out an oh, and held his breath.

Shao Yuan slowly cast the spell through his palm, and the vague blockage suddenly became clear in his throat. Ji Han could even feel that the extremely thin and extremely hard fishbone slowly turned around following the man's guidance, He also carefully avoided the mucous membrane of his throat until he was completely erect.

"Swallow." The man whispered in his ear.

Ji Han's ears were itchy, he was jittery, and he swallowed the fishbone with a mouthful of foam.

The mouth of his throat suddenly felt smooth, he took a deep breath, felt a burst of coolness, couldn't help smiling and said: "Mr. Shao's supernatural powers are infinite, so they are all hidden, let me discover them slowly."

Shao Yuan smiled and did not answer, just said: "Next time I will shave the fishbone and make it for you."

"Next time?" Ji Han stared, before Shao Yuan could answer, he said as if he was afraid that he would regret it: "That's it."

He continued to eat sullenly, wondering what kind of strange disease this Prince Long had, and whether a beating would heal him. After thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly felt something was wrong, and suddenly raised his head to look at Shao Yuan, "Since you don't know how to beat, it means you can't." With the power of immortals, gods and ghosts, why can you cast spells? This method is also strange, and it can easily manipulate subtle things, what kind of spiritual method is it?"

Shao Yuan calmly explained: "There are often two kinds of divine power in creation, one is the huge power, which can destroy the world, and the other is the fine-grained power, which specializes in subtle details. Think about it, they all perform their duties. "

Ji Han narrowed his expression, "What exactly are you?"

"Me?" Shao Yuan smiled, glanced at Haha who was squatting next to him as if inadvertently, and said casually: "I really don't know. Boss Ji's inability to see through fate is not only the next thing, you say I I am what I am. Just like it, it is obviously not a dog, but Boss Ji said it was a dog, isn’t it?”

He looked up again while talking, and said word by word: "Ji Han, it's not important what you do, what matters is what you do, do you understand?"